People Share Their 'I F***ing Hate People' Experiences

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With over 7 billion people in this world, there are sure to be a few that display a head-turning lack of conscientious thinking.

It's hard to say where such pure, undying self-absorbed conduct stems from. But it sucks.


In the absence of a public, battle royale-style confrontation with the rude perpetrator, Reddit has provided a far less violent outlet for the ear-steaming anger these dinguses provoke.

cloutydaze asked, "What's something that makes you say 'I f***ing hate people?'"

Fecal Booby Traps

I live in a big apartment complex and honestly the people who don't clean up after their dogs.

Seems like there are little doggy landmines every square inch of green space.

Dcorr689

No Pooping in the Lake

I live near one of the most beautiful lakes in the world, and so every summer we get tons of people shi**ing, pissing, puking and throwing trash in it then moaning that they got swimmers itch.

We charge a high price for the stuff to get rid of it at my store because it's their own damn fault. Every year after they leave we spend a combined hundreds of hours cleaning up after them to keep that lake beautiful.

ducks-everywhere

Didn’t Plan to Hear “Third Eye Blind” This Morning

Listening to music on your phone without headphones or having a speakerphone conversation in public. Your phone comes with earbuds, stop forcing us to listen to your trash.

homerj2k

Worse Than the Shoe Tyers 

Cell phone a**holes. Stop in public doorways / middle of sidewalks / walk directly at you without looking cause they're on their phones.

kdw87

We’ve All Been There

group projects

lavendula_moon

Double Paper in Plastic, Please

I work in retail. Enough said.

Accountant0219

Labor is not Servitude

People that eat out then leave a big mess with the attitude "the workers will do it, that's what they get paid to do."

skyhigh_12

Pride-Stricken Motor Snobs

People who speed up when you signal a lane change. F*ck those self important bastards.

WeddingElly

The Elites

People who use obscure acronyms as if you're supposed to know what it means.

AverageIQMan

Open and Shut

When I hear about an abused child or animal.

dedahliadivin

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