Embarrassed People Reveal The Worst Accidental Text They Ever Sent Someone

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Mis-texts; we've all had it happen and it can sometimes be the stuff of nightmares. Well, for the people involved anyway. For those of us who get to watch the shenanigans go down, it's the greatest show on earth. The circus ain't got nuthin' on this! One Reddit user asked: What is the worst text that you accidentally sent to the wrong person?

The answers were hilarious, and, you guys, we're so in love with this reddit thread. Want to feel better about your life? At least you're not the dude who sent a picture of his booty-sweat to his Pokemon friends. Unless you are that guy, in which case, Sir we thank you for the greatest belly laugh we've ever had.

You guys ready to do this?

Tell All Your Friends

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I thought I was texting my partner, but I accidentally sent my mom this text:

"I love when you make love to me."

She proceeded to tell all of my friends.

This Ramen

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I once texted my boss:

"B**, imma put your whole face in this ramen and you will love me so hard for it."

Dad's So Pretty

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I almost always send my girl a good morning text, accidentally sent this one to Dad instead:

"Good morning beautiful! I love you and hope you have a wonderful day!"

My dad just responded back:

"I always knew I was pretty."

Chomping

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I didn't send one, but I got one about me. I was on a plane with a group of co-workers, including a husband & wife seated a few rows ahead of me. I was eating a bag of Doritos when I get a text from the wife saying:

**"Is that (me) chomping away on chips back there?!" **

Like she was clearly annoyed with how loudly I was eating. I read it, smirked, and just waited. After a while, I watched her look at her husband wondering why he hadn't reacted to her text. Then she went back into her texts and realized she had sent it to me. We were still waiting to taxi so texts went through with no problem. She realized there was chance it didn't send and that I definitely got it.

Then I watched her ever so slowly set her phone down in her lap and stare silently straight ahead.

Sexy Elf

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My boss accidentally sent me a picture of a sexy elf costume asking if I would wear it. He apologized profusely for it.

Thanks, Siri

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I was once trying to send my 14 year old daughter a text via Siri and it wouldn't recognize her name every time I said "Text (daughter)." I got annoyed and started cursing Siri out, which of course, Siri understood loud and clear.

She was waiting to be picked up from dance class. Thanks, Siri.

Bad Date

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I was on a bad date, so I texted my friend with benefits:

**"This date sucks and I'm about to ditch them ASAP to come over to your place." **

Except I sent it to the person I was on the date with by accident. The date ended fairly quickly at that point.

Urinal Acoustics

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I once texted my boss that I thought the guy next to me in the urinal must have had a huge urethra based on how loud he peed...

"This Never Happened"

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My girlfriend left a pair of her underwear and had suggested I try them on. I did and sent a funny photo. She didn't respond, so I went to ask if she got it. That's when I saw that I had sent it to my younger brother. I sent my younger brother a picture of my junk barely contained in my girlfriend's underwear.

I message back saying:

"Not meant for you, this NEVER happened." __

He replies back:

"This never happened."

It's been like 3 years I think and we've never discussed it, but maybe a few years down the line it'd be funny to bring back up and see if he remembers it.

Poke-Sweat

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Me And my girlfriend spent all day playing Pokemon Go in the hot Australian sun. Later, I sent a picture of my sweaty underwear to my girlfriend with the message:

**"Look at that sweat!" **

Turns out I sent it to my Pokemon Go group with more than 70 local people.

The Blue Speedo

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I sent a screenshot of an Amazon page to a client. She's a 58 year old woman from Nigeria.

It was a very small blue Speedo, on a male model.

Poop Pics

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I was sitting on the toilet doing my business when my S.O sent me a text saying

**"How's the poo going?" **

I told him it was going great, so he jokingly asked for a picture. Thinking it would be hilarious I turned around, snapped a pic and hit send. I immediately realized I was actually on another chat with my friend - boyfriends message had just popped up as a notification.

2 Boobs and 7 Chins

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I was getting dressed with my phone in my hand. I was bent over to pick up a shirt and bra, understandably shirtless. My thumb must have been near that pic button in the chat. Next thing I know I've sent a lovely "selfie" of my chest and 7 chins to my Dungeons And Dragons group chat. Like awkward front-facing camera nude, not sexy.

This happened 2 days ago, I am still mortified. I can only hope I made someone's day, because I cried.

All The Bongs

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**"My mom's coming by the house, can you put all the bongs and sh*t away? Thanks bro." **

Sent to my mom.

Cringeworthy

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When I was like 16, I wrote to a friend about liking a girl. Of course I wrote it to her by accident.

I tried to cover it like:

"hahaha, yeah I did that on purpose to freak you out."

I ended up confessing later, but she wasn't interested.

I still cringe.

"Do The Nasties"

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So this was not sent to the wrong person but still received by the wrong person. For the sake of the story, let's say my name is Jorge.:

I was at a college party with my friends. One of my friends sister showed up and we got along great. Friend and his sister drive me home. He is driving, hot sister is in the back seat playing music from her phone. I had gotten her number earlier and things had been getting flirty, so I texted her. Obviously I didn't want my friend/her brother to hear me trying to get with her. I didn't realize her phone would play the text out loud through the car's speakers. The music went silent and her phone goes:

**"Jorge said: Can't wait to get you alone." **

I am there in the front seat mortified because my close friend just heard what I wanted to do to his sister. He had no idea that she and I had even talked that night. Trying to cover with humor, I just look at her and go:

**"hehehehe AWKWAAARRD" **

He sat dead silent looking at the road.

H/T: Reddit

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