Being horny can make people crazy.

Take a shower, have a drink, say a prayer.

This feeling too shall pass.

People seem to cast aside all judgement once they get that itch to start scratching.

Redditor Karlosmdq wanted to hear all the saucy details about mistakes during sexy time. They asked:

"What did your 'horny you' do that your 'normal you' would never do?"

I like sex but I'm pretty even keeled about it. I'm not traveling miles for you. It's a brisk walk or see ya later.

TWICE!!

Driving Rush Hour GIF Giphy

"Drove 3400 miles round trip, from Colorado to Philadelphia, TWICE."'

Immediate-Hunt4189

"Bro you’re making me feel bad about hesitating to drive 125 miles for a booty call."

matsudasociety

Languages...

"Spent a whole evening with a guy who I had no common language with. It'd just be boring as a social thing."

proximalfunk

"I 'dated' a girl for a few months who I had no languages in common with. Had to bring a mutual friend that spoke both our languages to a few events until I picked up enough to somewhat communicate. But hey, the sex was amazing."

PrideRSL

Get Back!!

"Bought a toy online that turned out to be too wide. I had no experience with them and no clue what the normal circumference for a penis is, but I took the plunge anyway. I'd never been more confused in my life when I unpackaged that thing."

SquilliamFancySon95

Excuse Me?

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"Had sex with a woman through a chain link fence when incarcerated."

ExKnockaroundGuy

Wow. People really need more cold showers and meditation.

“the hell did we do?!?”

"Intoxicated Horny Me once brought an ex (several years after an ugly, protracted breakup no less…)."

"Home from the bar. Woke up the next morning like 'the hell did we do?!?' and sent her on her merry. A few days later i was receiving calls and emails about fraudulent charges on several of my cards. Canceled them and requested new plastic, wrote it off as a lesson learned, and went on with life a touch more wisely than before."

FelDreamer

"you up?"

"Stole my buddy's truck. I was staying at his place after a party. He was asleep when I got the late night 'you up?' text. I had rode there with another friend so I didn't have my car. I grabbed the first set of keys I could find, drove to her place, did the deed, and went back to his place to sleep. I never did tell him about it."

maggot_b_nasty

"Uh huh."

"Say some crap, some girls who like dirty talk are always surprised the first time and want to gush about it afterwards because they’re so fascinated or something but I’m like 'I don’t know what you mean, that was another me.'"

santichrist

"You're exactly like my wife. She loves hearing me get as filthy as possible, but when I try to get her to respond the best she can usually manage is 'Uh huh.' I love that woman to pieces but she is terrible at seduction of any kind."

FullTorsoApparition

Randos

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"Literally left a club by myself with a random man I had just met and then we had sex in his restaurant. To be fair I did also get free wine and cheese cake."

carolion98

Oh sex can make us do and say... crazy things. It's part of the fun.

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