A drinking game based on my life? Drink to everything; the mundane, the fun, the happy, the sad. The real challenge is to come up with a decent shot for each moment. Grab some booze and follow along!
davidbklyn asked storied Redditors: If somebody is playing a drinking game while watching your life, when do they drink?
Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.
Smudge shots: vodka and chocolate syrup.
Everytime I take my glasses off to clean it because of that one tiny droplet/smudge of moisture that magically appears out of nowhere.
The shy Redditor: PBR and Capri Sun.
Every time I type up a full reply to someone else's comment on Reddit, proofread it, then think to myself "Nah that's stupid" and delete it all.
Tequila. Also, you might die.
Every time I do something awkward then get haunted by it for years to come.
Every time I tell a joke I've told before. Double-drink if it's the third time I'm telling it, and so on.
Burnett's Blueberry Vodka on the rocks. Can't be bothered.
Whenever I avoid making a decision by forcing someone else to decide.
This calls for a Bud Light bender.
I once hooked up with a chick. It was my first time having sex without being in a relationship. I was extremely uncomfortable so when I left I had no idea what to do. I looked at her and was like "so uh that was fun..... see ya later" then put up finger guns and made tiny pew noises and got the f*ck out. Hook ups aren't my thing.
Rum & Coke, because it never tastes bad.
Every time I procrastinate.
I'll finish the list later.
Chardonnay, you should be ashamed.
Every time I miss an opportunity with a woman.
P.S. take an extra shot if it's because I got too drunk.
I could also do "drink every time he bends the rules" lol
Chug that cheap gin - you're already crying.
Every time I break down and text my ex.
They'd be as hammered as I am when I do it.
Everytime I masturbate.