The more I learn, the more I sense that you can't avoid doling out a little childhood trauma. The best you can do is screw your children up as little as possible. That's bleak as hell, but let's chip away at it, shall we?
Therapists have long been turned to for parenting advice. They write most self-help and/or parenting guides than anybody, and they spend every day studying people's issues, most of which come from childhood.
Nice thing is, we can now pick those brains in a bit more casual forum.
u/TLYeeet asked, "Therapists of Reddit, what is the number one thing parents did to screw up their kid so they had to seek help in adulthood?"
Really Lean In On the High 5's
Behavioral therapist here
Catch your kids being good!
Parents are always telling kids what they did wrong. You have to balance it out by telling them what they are doing right.
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JUST BE THERE
Psychologist here, parents are frequently their child's first bully. #1 thing is probably being too distracted by addictions, grief, mental health issues to be emotionally present for their child. Too many adults walking around unaware of their worth because they were never shown or told that they matter.
Own It plz
Actual therapist: Failing to admit it when you're wrong.
Kids need to see adults fail and that be OK. Take your lumps with grace and they'll learn to do the same as they get older. Fight and deny and they'll do two things:
- Never learn that it's OK to make mistakes, therefore stressing out if they do or worrying that they might
- Never learn to admit those mistakes, and end up being huge fu**in' nuisances
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Crash and Burn, With Grace
Teaching them that failure is unacceptable/a sign of laziness or that they just didn't want it enough. It results in people who can't take no for an answer or stay it terrible situations because that's what they've chosen so they have to make it work.
Viacarious Livin'
Therapist here (LMFT). Probably the biggest and most common f--- up I see is parents shaming their child for having their own identity and personal interests separate from the parent(s).
Just support your kid and don't try to force them to be someone they're not. Don't call them weird or tell them their likes are stupid. Show interest in the things they like and let them teach you about those things.
Also, don't take it personally if your child is not an exact replica of you. Kids are human, and like all humans, despite all our similarities, there vast differences as well. You can learn to celebrate and value those differences, or EVERYONE can be miserable.
Attn: Kids are Not Emotion Trash Cans
Made the child take care of the parents emotions. Its supposed to be the other way around. You control your sadness, anger, disappointment, don't make your kid anticipate your emotional response and work to regulate you.
Quit it With the Whiplash
Social Worker for 25 years. Inconsistencies: poor kiddo never knows how to react because they never get a consistent response.
Show and Tell
Therapist here, the most common thing I hear from clients is they never had proper modelling of emotions, and they now have the inability to identify or articulate their own emotions effectively. The most common intervention I use with clients is to show them the Wheel of Emotion and encourage them to check in with it a few times a day--I like to do it when I refill my water bottle.
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Listen to Children
Emotionally invalidating your children
Example:
Child comes running up to mummy screaming with a minor cut.
Child: it hurts!
Parent: no it doesn't, you're ok! Its just small, keep playing.
Yes the cut is small and the kid is ok but that wasn't the point. The child was trying to tell you something important TO THEM and you told them it wasn't real.
This enforces the idea that you wont listen and eventually that child becomes the angry sullen teen who screams the same.
How to Not Cultivate a Monster
Therapist here- The most common issue I come across us enabling children. Some parents have the ability to actually make excuses or reasons for every challenging behavior and place blame on other people. They are more interested in being seen as friends with their kids than actually parenting and seeing that their children are learning/making mistakes. It creates a type of child that is a lazy perfectionist, unwilling to be accountable or try anything outside of their comfort zone. I fear adulthood for these kids
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Don't Be So Awkward, Dad
Parents failing to keep their promises and consistently repeating the promises and never fulfill them
Lack of communication - I cannot even emphasize enough how many teens I see or clients in general lack communication skills.
All They Need Is Love
Actual therapist here- not offering their children unconditional love.
When a child does something wrong, it's important to explain to them what they've done wrong. It's a matter of saying 'I love you so I want to explain why this is an issue for me'. Parents need to be open to a conversation with their children about why something is an issue, instead of storming off or shouting at them.
Children need to feel loved no matter what. That's honestly the most valuable thing I've learnt as a therapist.
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'Rub Some Dirt On It' is Not Chill Anymore
Ignoring a child's emotional life by scolding them for having one or telling them to "suck it up." It's remarkable the amount of clients I see that need to learn that having feelings is OK and not a cause for alarm or punishment.
For Shame
It'll get buried, but I'm a psychologist and my answer is: shame. Making them feel ashamed as a disciplinary technique is one of those things that can blow up a minor issue into something that really sticks with you. Worse still when it's concerning sexual and biological processes. Worse even still when it's concerning things the child can't help.
How and Why Would They Make It Up
Not believe or support a child who has experienced sexual assault/ rape or blamed the child for their experience.
Or any other personal trauma, really.
Be The Adults!
Divorced parents who bad mouth the other parent in front of the child are essentially telling the child that 50% of the child is hated.
Curious to hear what stumps strangers online, Redditor homo1ogize asked:
"What makes absolutely no sense to you at all?"
The things people do can be forever mysteries.
Entitlement
"Grown adults not taking responsibility for their actions/property and expecting others to clean up after them."
A Curious Culinary Process
"How people came up with baking."
"I get eating meats and veggies and fruits. That's just food that's pretty much ready to go."
"But somehow someone figured you can grind this plant into a powder, add a certain amount of water and some chicken eggs and some oil and some other crushed plant stuff and then heat it for X Minutes and now you have cake or bread or cookies or whatever."
Leaving The Bowl Full
"People that don't flush public restroom toilets."
"What's the deal with that? Do they not flush in their own homes? Is it laziness? Contempt with society? Seeing retail and other workers suffer? Just not knowing better?"
Life Insurance Loophole
"Seems like half of the true-crime shows I watch involve life insurance. What I don't understand is how the perpetrators convince themselves that being the beneficiary on a brand-new life insurance policy and then having the insured turn up dead within days or weeks is not going to put you under a detective's microscope."
"Even more suspicious are the ones who immediately make the claim for payout within a day of the death. At least sit on it for a month or two and act like you're grieving."
These trends continue to dumbfound Redditors' minds.
The Housing Market
"House price rises. How seriously can people have so much money for crappy houses? Where are all these great paying jobs that service the mortgage?"
"My partner and I have decent middle class jobs ( teacher, nurse) yet cannot afford to buy in the city where we live…. And not even close to the city where we live."
"How can a pandemic wreck an economy… throw thousands out of work needing to rely on government handouts …. Yet house prices increase?"
– mwm1980
The Facebook Ploy
"Those Facebook photos that promise you a lot of money if you post them. Is it true that people believe it?"
"How, in what environment, under what conditions, could that possibly work? Is this some sort of inside joke that I'm not aware of? 'Write Amen.'"
Brain Talk
"My first language was Spanish, which I learned at home. I learnt English at school and with friends outside of school. In addition, German is spoken."
"Surprisingly, when I speak in my brain, it's always in English. When I pronounce them out loud, though, they come out in the correct language."
Knowing scientific explanations doesn't necessarily mean we will completely comprehend them.
Moon Face
"How the moon is in perfect rotation with the earth to the point where we only see one side of the moon at all times no matter what."
Lack Of A Void
"What is the root of consciousness and why is there something instead of nothing."
Baby Transition
"How babies just go from swimming/breathing in a pouch of goo to being born and able to breathe normal air. It makes no sense to me. How does something go from not breathing air to breathing air in like a second?"
The Vastness Above Us
"Space."
"Look at the moon. Some days you can see Saturn or Jupiter out there. Look at the stars."
"You think about us… people on this rock in space all running around. We're floating in space on a rock. Spinning around. All together. One."
"And space is just soooo big. It's overwhelming. Really really big. I can't even comprehend how big."
"It doesn't even make sense how big it is."
This is something I've always chalked up to fate, but the concept of meeting people floors me.
How did I wind up with the friends in my circle? How did I get paired with my parents in this life? And how did I meet the person with whom I wound up exchanging vows?
It's terrifying to comprehend the prospect of never having met some of the most important people in my life, yet I would never know because I haven't been faced with the alternative.
It continues to blow my mind.
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