People Share The Trashiest Halloween Costumes They've Ever Seen

If Mean Girls has taught us anything, it's that any costume can have a sexy version. Mario and Luigi, carrots, and even Barney the Dinosaur have been given the "sexy" treatment. And believe it or not, they can get trashy sometimes. Who would've thought?

u/Rusty_Walnut asked: We're coming up on the spooky season. What's the trashiest/most eye brow raising "sexy" costume you've ever seen?


Noodles?

I found a "Sexy Can" costume once in a knock off Halloween store. It was a garbage can, obviously styled off those grey metal ones. The lid was a hat. The rim had "Sexy Damage" to show off boobs.

This same "Sexy damage" was spotted all over the costume to show off various patches of skin. The weirdest thing was the wig of fake noodles that came with it.

bandafantasia

Who said cockroaches can't be sexy?

Giphy

Actually went to a party where this was the theme, some of the highlights were: sexy balloon, sexy plague doctor and sexy plague victim (couples costume), sexy mitochondria, and sexy cockroach.

eleventacles

mmm yeah baby make some of that ATP for me

oh your electron transport chain is so hot mmm

ShreddedCredits

Best response ever.

A friend and I had a competition one year to see who could pull off the dumbest sexy costume... She made a mean 'Sexy Dumbledore'.

Ramalina96

Sexy Dumbledore would definitely be the head master.

DeeHaas

But like....why tho?

This one isn't sexy but it happened at work and was so baffling that this guy got a suspended from work by HR

We were told NOT TO WEAR COSTUMES. We were simply not allowed. No big deal, we're all adults and it's a professional work environment. Some of my coworkers dared another absolutely stupid coworker to wear one anyways. This guy really wanted to wear a costume anyways. He comes in the next day dressed as a Vietnamese rice farmer.


Doesn't sound so bad. Sam is Vietnamese anyways, and it sounds like a culturally enlightening experience to see how a Vietnamese rice farmer looks. Only Sam came in wearing his business work clothes and the only thing different was a yellow piece of paper cut out in the shape of a mask with two slants drawn where the eyes should be. He also made a hat out of newspaper. He was laughing so hard for the first few hours of the day and we were laughing too but only because we were all completely thrown off by what we were seeing. He didn't need a mask at all, let alone a yellow one.

Needless to say, he got fired shortly after for doing other stupid s**t.

SuSu0801

ALWAYS too soon.

Giphy

Right after Steve Irwin died, a guy I know went as a stripper version of Steve, and his girlfriend was a sexy stingray. It was too soon.

InfinitePizzazz

My brother got a stuffed animal stingray, got clothes to fit the Steve Irwin look, then showed up at the party with the sting ray attached to his chest and bloody spot on his shirt where it was attached. He reprised the costume two years ago.

EDIT: I remember now, he decided to do the costume after the South Park Hell on Earth episode.

kpud075

Um....

I worked at a brokerage firm back in 2002 when the post 9/11 tech bubble market had gone all to hell. Like down 40 or 50%.

One of the admins came to work as a beauty queen. Her sash said, "Ms. NASDAQ."

She wore a torn sequined dress, run laced stockings, had fake blood all over her, a black eye, a couple teeth blacked out, disheveled hair, and a broken tiara.

I cannot explain why I found it so incredibly sexy. I guess because it fit her personality and sense of humor so well.

I cannot for the life of me remember her name, but I sure as s**t remember that costume.

stupidlyugly

Woof.

My work used to do a costume contest for Halloween every year. People always wore business appropriate costumes. Until one year a guy wore a skimpy and tight "slutty catwoman" outfit with his balls hanging out and d**k

Then he threw a big fit when they wanted him to change. That was the last year they allowed costumes.

diiejso

I'm shook.

Giphy

Super low effort, but one year I dressed up as the Greased-up Deaf Guy (from a couple episodes of Family Guy). I literally bought and wore only a pair of white briefs and a tub of Vaseline.

Col_hessenfeffer

If you actually committed to greasing your whole body up I wouldn't call that low effort.

igotbigballs

Nope.

My old co-worker dressed up as a slutty Adolf Hitler. Yup... tiny mustache, olive drab uniform top (with red swastika armband), an extremely short olive drab skirt, fishnet stockings, black boots with stilletto heels, and an olive drab military hat. It was... horrible.

Unfortunately, she was hot and everyone kind of wanted to bang her so...

The_Dark_Dualist

That's just plain extra.

My dad once dressed as a priest and put what was supposed to be the tail to a sexy devil costume under the robe of his costume so it looked like he had a huge red-tipped boner.

He said he got some nasty looks from people walking down the street where all the bars were that halloween night. And yes, he was completely wasted.

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