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When a movie rakes in a ton of cash at the box office, the studio that made it has only one thing on its mind: "How do we keep shaking this money tree?"

Unfortunately, that means they make sequels, sometimes sequels on sequels on sequels.


At times, the sequels are solid. They tie nicely into the first film, emphasizing the qualities that brought folks out to the first one, while immersing them into that world for another great couple of hours.

But sometimes, it's wildly clear that the longterm planning behind a sequel was minimal at best. These part two's are truly terrible experiences, made even more disappointing by the excitement created by everyone's love for the first.

Some Redditors shared the worst examples.

Sullivans97 asked, "What is the worst movie sequel ever?"

Plenty of contributions to the thread were noteworthy simply because the Redditors' deep hatred for a sequel spurred them to write a very entertaining review.

WORST

"Son of the Mask. Worst sequel. Worst movie. Worst piece of entertainment. Worst experience to sit through as a human being."

-- cityboy1997

Oddly Specific Analogy

"Independence Day: Resurgence."

"What the fu** was that giant heap of steaming camel sh**?"

-- Snowbattt

Two Key Elements

"Mulan 2."

"The plot is mostly driven by Mushu acting like a real piece of sh**, and Shang gets turned into the butt monkey of the movie as a consequence."

"Vastly inferior to the first one."

-- Gneissisnice

Just Horrible Decisions Every Step of the Way

"Where is Speed 2?"

"No Keanu"

"Speeding cruise ship (Zzzzzzz)"

"Horrendous dialogue"

"WTF were they thinking?"

-- StevesMcQueenIsHere

Other people chose to discuss the sequels that, for whatever reason, chose not to include the key attributes that made the first movie so good.

Whether it was the absence of character, actor, or overarching theme, the experience was as puzzling as it was frustrating.

Insert Muscle Here

"Kindergarten Cop 2. Yes it does exist and it is a bad as it sounds. Dolph Lundgren takes over the role of Schwarzenegger." -- TheBassMeister

"Bro, don't be such a jabroni. Imagine, a super ripped, super smart cop-in a mesh tank top-named officer Dolph Lundgren." -- why_not_fandy

"Ugh wtf the movie was great why make another one" -- c_girl_108

Quick Thinking

"American Psycho 2. It wasn't even originally intended to be a sequel, they just shoved the name on it and added loose references to Patrick Bateman. Awful." -- Mountain_Situation89

"Mila kunas who is in it was told it was a different name and was pissed when they ended up making it a 'sequel' " -- Imfrank123

"Yea, that's the thing. The movie would have been a decent film if it was just a serial killer film and not an AP sequel." -- JennyBean2000

​Two Demerits 

"Still Waiting."

"It had some okay parts, but what they did to Justin Long's character completely undercuts the meaning of the first movie. And no Ryan Reynolds."

-- NikolaiEgel

Last, some people realized that any film franchise that goes beyond two installments is just asking for things to go downhill in a hurry.

Once you cross three--and even four--your just too far from the source.

What Even Is Home Alone 5?

"Home Alone 3, 4, and 5" -- theWet_Bandits

"I honestly enjoyed 3, sure it made no sense at all, but I can look past that and really enjoyed it. 4 and 5 on the other hand, I barely remember what 4 was about and had completely forgotten that 5 existed until just now." -- botbattler30

End of the Mummy Era

"The third Mummy movie." -- goshawkgirl

"Fun fact: The trailer for Mummy 3 has Brendan Fraser saying "here we go again" and Ben Stiller thought that line was ironically hilarious in terms of cranking out soulless sequels and it inspired the 'here we go again....again' line in the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder." -- Call_Me_Koala

Part of the Reboot Frenzy

"Not to repeat others here (hopefully), but the 4th Indiana Jones movie should never have been made."

"For what it is worth, The odd numbers are great, the even numbers are terrible with the last one being one being Steven Segal bad."

-- NYTXOKYXKYTXOKKS


So there you have it. A full list of movies to avoid at all costs no matter how bored you are flicking through Netflix lists.

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