Are you a Peter Griffin fan from Rhode Island?
How about a Garfield fan from Indiana?
Check out this labelled map and the list below to see where your state's loyalty lies when it comes to fictional characters.
Thanks to Matt Shirley for list and Sean Noyce for the illustration.
Alaska: Chilly Willy
Arizona: Rambo
Arkansas: Thelma and Louise
California: Marty Mcfly
Colorado: Eric Cartman
Connecticut: Beetlejuice
D.C: Murphy Brown
Delaware: Tyler Durden
Florida: Ace Ventura
Georgia: Daisy Duke
Hawaii: Gilligan
Idaho: Napoleon Dynamite
Illinois: Ferris Buehler
Indiana: Garfield
Iowa: James T. Kirk
Kansas: Dorothy
Kentucky: Rick Grimes
Louisiana: Gambit
Maine: Paul Bunyan
Maryland: Jack Ryan
Massachusetts: Norm Peterson
Michigan: Robocop
Minnesota: Charlie Brown
Mississippi: Rogue
Missouri: Tom Sawyer
Montana: Ellie Sattler
Nebraska: Wizard of Oz
Nevada: Bobby Munson
New Hampshire: Mr. Deeds
New Jersey: Indiana JonesNew Mexico: Walter White
New York: Barbie
North Carolina: Barney Fife
North Dakota: Jay Gatsby
Ohio: Freddy Krueger
Oklahoma: Doonesbury
Oregon: Ramona Quimby
Pennsylvania: Rocky
Rhode Island: Peter Griffin
South Carolina: Frank Underwood
South Dakota: Desmond Miles
Tennessee: Hannah Montana
Texas: Beavis and Butthead
Utah: Wile E. Coyote
Vermont: Jack Torrance
Virginia: John-Boy Walton
Washington: Frasier
West Virginia: Aunt Bee
Wisconsin: Kelso
Wyoming: Yogi Bear
Are you happy with the most famous fictional character in your state?
Money and debt are my two biggest issues. Debt just keeps building if you don't get on it. I'm too afraid to call the student loan people. I'll do it tomorrow. Whoops...
MOST IMPORTANT!!!
Think About It Reaction GIF by IdentityGiphy"Mental health. It took me years to realize how much I've dissociated. It became how I deal with everything. There are so many unhealthy ways to live your life by ignoring mental health."
Check the skies...
"Terminal velocity."
"Birds crap at up to 26,000 feet, or 14000% higher than the CN tower. When was the last time someone got killed by falling avian feces? But no, seriously. I used to work on tall buildings and radio towers. I'm also afraid of heights, so while I was up there I'd work out out how fast various things would hit the ground to distract myself."
"Air resistance is a real witch, and rotational effects make it even slower. Pennies dropped off the tallest building west of the Mississippi, the one I was on top of, would barely break 22mph. Harking a loogie over was no worse to pedestrians than pigeons."
"It was only once I got into the tools I was using that there would be an injury. A 9/16 wrench dropped 900 feet might actually kill someone, if it hit them in the head just right. The 1-inch would kill someone most of the time. Needless to say all my tools were on loops, and undroppable."
- technos
"participate"
"Disassociation. Your brain is an incredibly powerful force and it can start working against your best interests so quickly while telling you that everything is fine."
"Thank you for this. I looked up dissociation in Google from this thread. I realize I have been struggling with both derealization and depersonalization in teens, and even now to some extent. I too think physical activities and activities I am really passionate about are the ones I "participate." I can say I have been a spectator to many years of my life and not feel my own experience. It is really strange, how do we come out of it??"
I'm scared to be honest...
"Mental and emotional abuse. Damn, I'm 36 and still trying to undo the damage done my whole childhood. The pain of beatings doesn't compare to how mental and emotional abuse screws with me every day in so many ways. And even stupid stuff. I go into fight or flight mode if my boss wants to talk to me. I constantly think my friends and my husband are mad at me or sick of me. I'm scared to be honest about my feelings sometimes because I don't want to be ridiculed."
Need Zzzz...
Stressed Episode 19 GIF by The SimpsonsGiphy"A severe lack of sleep. I have no longer been able to sleep at night for some odd reason, so my brain causes me to essentially pass out during the day."
Open your mouth...
Richard Kiel Smile GIF by James Bond 007Giphy"Take care of your TEETH. Unless you want to end up with a molar shattering one day and having to get a quadruple root canal."
Dear Doctor,
"Just got gallbladder surgery! I had a pain under my right ribs off and on. Then at one point it wouldn't go away and kept getting worse. Had an ultrasound and emergency surgery like two days later. I had a huge gallstone blocking my bile duct, and it would have ruptured. Yeah pain can come and go, but if it gets to the point where it is there all the time, go to the doctor!"
Love your skin...
"Strange skin growths. One of my wife's uncles was at a family gathering that was also attended by my BIL, an ER doc. The uncle mentioned that he'd had this odd growth on his leg for some time but hadn't bothered to do anything about it. Showed it to my BIL who adamantly advised him to get seen immediately. Uncle still took his time—too many other things to do or whatever. A year on an the man is just riddled with cancer. I don't think there's much to be done other than making him as comfortable as possible at this point."
Messages...
"Email. My kid almost lost the financial aid award because it's summer; I don't have to check my email. It was an intense hustle to get everything squared away and not lose that spot at college."
- awill237
"At the beginning of all the grad school classes I TA'd for I always ended the first day by asking, "Who here has a smartphone? Who has an email app on their phone? Who has their student email account synced with the app?"
"It was always all hands raised, all hands, two or three hands. I would make them set it up before they left. Checking your email in the morning and evening takes maybe 5 minutes on average unless you are a very important person in some organization who should really be checking more often!"
the long list...
list GIFGiphy"Headaches, skin cancer, tooth pain, kids, UTI which can turn into kidney infection, wound infection, bowel disease, debt, bad relationship."
The list is endless. So just start chipping away. Stay on top of it. Teeth and mind first. Stay calm.
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