I love sex! We all do, it's sex! But.... there are certainly other fun things in life. In fact there are things and activities that can eclipse the elation of doing the deed. I'm totally serious, just listen.

Redditor u/Clanky_the_Robot wanted everyone to admit we all already know by asking.... What's more satisfying than sex?


So Smooth.....

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Shaved and moisturized legs under fresh bedsheets. schmellix

As a guy with hairy legs I can only compare this to shaved testicles in satin boxers I guess. Lvl99KampfKeks

The Code.....

When your code compiles without errors. LadyDigamma

Only if it's not the first try. First try is when you get suspicious. ThisIsKryss

99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, patch one down 127 bugs in the code.

Literally the bane of all programmers. mitch10211

Tingly Nostrils....

That tingly feeling when your nostril finally clears after being stuffed up all day. GaveUpMyGold

OC does wonders in clearing out your sinuses. zT1TzbaT

Gotta appreciate patient nostrils. Really frustrating when you can't breathe with ease. xFoodie

Food Coma. 

That feeling after the thanksgiving food is semi digested and you're lying on the couch in a food coma looking over at your relatives that are dozing off and for a minute nothing matters and all the worries and stress of life are put away for a moment just comfort. anonymity012

Zzzzz.....

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A solid 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep and waking up feeling refreshed without any neck or back pain. TheLagFairy

XOXOXO

Being loved. konohagakuubi

I love you. BallsToTheWallNone

I love you... DaigoKintaro

The GREAT Boom! 

A really lovely, full-bodied poop followed by a most gaseous fart. Reddit

I prefer the other way around - a case of gas followed by mass. MoneybagsMcHorsecock

Quadruple nice. LHJ00

Heaven.

Snuggling on the sofa with one's SO, you both doze off and wake up 20 minutes later in the same snuggly position. Heaven. gingerrosie

The soft embrace of each other is truly something. WiregauxWhitlock

Nonsense. 

Plugging the USB in correctly the first time. alt-no-more

Impossible. secretlyawolf

Well if it's a normal USB, NOT possible. BUT I have a USB charger that goes in both ways😱 Should be easy right? I still mess it up.... BrutalThor

CHEESE!

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The cheese pull of a mozzarella stick. thotpolice42069

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Christmas is upon us. It's time to get those Christmas present lists together.

So... who has been naughty and who has been nice?

Who is getting diamonds and who is getting coal? Yuck, coal. Is that even a thing anymore? Who even started that idea?

There has to be some funnier or more "for the times" type of "you've been naughty" stocking stuffer.

I feel like the statement coal used to make is kind of last century at this point.

Apparently I'm not alone in this thinking.

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I admit, I love my stuffed animals. They're the best.

Some of them have been with me for years and I have them proudly displayed in different spots around my apartment. And when I've packed them for a move, I've done so with all the tender loving care I can muster.

What is it about them that stirs up these feelings?

Believe it or not, it's quite possible to form emotional attachments to inanimate objects!

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They say your 30's hits different, like one day you're young a hopeful and the next day you're just WAY too old for this.

What is the "this" you're suddenly too old for?

No idea. It's different for everyone, but make no mistake, it'll happen to you too.

Maybe it already has?

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Do all mothers go to the say mom school or something? Because they seem to share the same advice or go on the same platitudes, don't they?

Here's an idea.

Maybe they're just older, have more experience, and are trying to keep us from being dumbasses in public. At least, that's what I think.

I'm definitely grateful for my mother's advice—it's saved me more than once—and it seems many out there are too. And they all seem to have heard the same things from their mothers, too.

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