People Break Down The Craziest Conspiracy Theories They've Ever Heard

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Ok. Now you've lost me....

It is quite a time to be alive and a witness to "reality." The world is in upheaval and everybody is searching for answers. The problem is.... nobody has any... so people are starting to believe just any old thing. I suppose it brings some false stability, but that breeds false comfort so when one starts spouting off conspiracy nonsense, that can lead to a world of trouble. Facts are indeed facts. Do your research, think before you speak.

Redditor u/moon0750 wanted everyone to discuss the stories that others believe that are too unbelievable to digest by asking.... What is the strangest conspiracy theory you've ever heard of?

We Dare You!

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The Cold War was actually America and Russia saying "we will nuke this place try us" to the orbiting aliens intent on invasion.

AllMyBeets

Tiny Spies

The government has tiny helicopters that are injected into your bloodstream and fly around in your blood vessels and control you. They never clarified if the helicopters were being piloted by tiny people.

Wielder-of-Sythes

Plus, why not submarines? Didn't they ever see Fantastic Voyage? Never mind, hasn't been on TV lately. And were the helicopters black?

Sirius_J_Moonlight

Those Homo Floresiensis

That leprechauns were actually a smaller hominid species that migrated to Ireland from Africa way before humans got there but the Irish wiped them out.

Nazi_Marxist

That one could theoretically be true (unlikely, but possible). Homo Floresiensis is believed to have been a separate species of archaic hominids that were 3-4ft tall. So the possibility of another similar species in Ireland is theoretically possible.

Of course the idea that they survived long enough to enter into folklore while simultaneously leaving no traces is a lot less likely.

adeon

The Devil's Deal

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My uncle strongly believes that all celebrities have sold their souls to the devil to be famous. He really believes in most of conspiracy theories.

meltingsoup

The Order

Project Blue Beam is arguably the weirdest one of all. It's about NASA creating a advanced projection device to simulate the Second Coming of Christ to trick the world to believing it while the Antichrist is orchestrating a New World Order.

Yup that's the gist of it.

TheMeowSlayer

Right? It was the plot of a Heinlein novel. I mean, not NASA, but the projection device.

Revolt in 2100.

One of the main characters used to work in "Applied Miracles", which was essentially "Using special effects to depict miracles being performed on 'live' TV."

The backstory is actually more frightening than people believing in this:

In the fictional history, written in 1940, the First Prophet, a televangelist named Nehemiah Scudder, rode a populist, racist wave of support to the Presidency in 2012, named himself dictator, and no elections were held in 2016 or thereafter.

41mHL

Electric Wrath

Aunt of a friend believes ball lightning is gods punishment for atheists. Not regular lightning, only ball lightning.

silveretoile

The logic is rarely that well developed. I remember my dad was just dumbfounded that I called it bad luck when he showed me a video of a thief's car getting struck by lightning. He literally could not process why it would matter that non-thieves also get struck by lightning and many thieves don't. He just saw it and thought "yup, that's god's wrath."

hunchbuttofnotredame

The Biggest Secret

My particular favorite is that all world leaders are baby eating shape changing lizards from outer space.

Chaoscollective

Good old David Icke.

I've actually read that book, The Biggest Secret, it's quite clever in the way that it tries to persuade the reader.

It starts off with a lot of reasonable assertions: people through history have depicted snakes and reptiles... royal families have bloodlines... powerful people tend to protect their power... it gets you nodding along then hits you with 'therefore the Queen is a baby-eating reptilian shapeshifter that uses monoatomic gold to maintain human form'.

Jerry_Curlan_Alt

Seriously?

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My particular favorites are 'JFK shot first' And 'Australia doesn't exist, it's just a scam by the government to sell plane tickets'

JorisBhonshon

Sir Paul. Is that you?

That the real Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was replaced by a look a like.

orphisticI

I was 15 when that whole thing was the craze. I read the stupidest newspaper article "explaining" it. That was when I found out not all reporters actually research a subject. Mischaracterizing the whole point of Fool On The Hill, misquoting lyrics I had heard hundreds of times, the whole shot. Still somehow royally creeped me out.

And as I keep saying, if it were true, the guy who replaced Paul has been Paul way longer than Paul was Paul.

Sirius_J_Moonlight

The Wonder

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My top has to be the conspiracy that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.

nonsenseical

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