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Life's Most Confusing Biological Mysteries Explained So Anyone Can Understand

1. frozenncyborg asked: Why are adults woken up automatically when they need to pee, while young children pee the bed?

It's both learned and related to development.

All mammals have the instinct not to "soil the nest". We mostly train our babies out of this instinct by putting them in diapers and being totally oblivious to their signals that they want to pee, but it's possible to keep it going - there is a thing called Elimination Communication which is one of those "parenting movements" with an awful name but effectively, it's a googleable phrase which means you can find information about how to watch your infant for signs they are about to pee or poop and "catch" it in a little pot instead of using a diaper. This is also common practice in some non-Western cultures. Of course, if you want to do it at night you have to sleep in very close proximity to the infant. But doing this even very young babies will wake at night to pee and then go back to sleep.

So partly we train them out of it and then have to train them back into it again when we potty train. What happens when potty training is that toddlers are learning to associate the feelings of a full bladder/bowel with the imminent arrival of pee, and control the muscles around the urethra to hold it long enough to get to a toilet first. Children sleep much more deeply than adults - they tend to sleep through noise, for example, much more easily - and it's common that for some time during and after potty training they are either not aware enough of the nerve endings around the bladder to pay attention to them even during sleep or they are just too deeply asleep to notice these sensations. Once they become more accustomed to paying attention to these signals, they'll be more likely to wake up, assuming they are not too deeply asleep.

Secondly, the hormone part somebody mentioned below is also true but it's not strictly related to why we wake up, more the amount of pee created. The adult body produces a hormone called ADH (antidiuretic hormone) during sleep which tells the body to produce less urine during this time, meaning that adults rarely produce enough urine at night to get into a desperate enough state to wake us up. When we do, it's likely unusual enough that this is a significant factor as well. For children who haven't started producing this hormone yet (the exact age varies, but girls tend to develop it a couple of years earlier than boys, which is why boys are more likely to suffer from bedwetting for longer), the feeling of having a full bladder at night wouldn't necessarily be unusual meaning it's less likely to wake the child up.

Lastly there is the simple fact that adults tend not to be afraid of the dark and additionally are much more aware of where their limit for actually peeing themselves is, whereas children might delay getting out of bed because they are cold, scared, or just sleepy and they don't have as good of a handle on that tipping point yet because they don't have as much experience. (This is the same reasoning for why young children sometimes hold on so long that they just pee themselves because they were too busy playing or didn't know that they didn't have enough time to get to the toilet, whereas this rarely happens to adults without incontinence issues.) But again, this isn't strictly the same situation since you mentioned waking.

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2. BenRayfield asked: How did ancient people figure out that sex leads to kids, since the effects are so delayed?

They observed animals. They noted that women who did not have sex did not get pregnant. Some Neolithic art can be interpreted as actually showing Some Neolithic art can be interpreted as actually showing that they were aware of the relationship. But we can never know for sure.

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3. Polish_William asked: How come when you're sick you can blow your nose and they'll be completely empty and 5 minutes later they're full and dripping. How does mucus generate so quickly and where is it even made?

The mucus comes directly from the surface of your nose, called a mucous membrane because it produces mucus to protect itself and as lubrication. This mucus is a combination of long, stringy proteins and water, which allows it to stick to most surfaces.

We produce a ton of it while we have upper respiratory tract infections like the common cold because our immune systems are trying to isolate the virus causing the infection and prevent more from getting in. This measure isn't actually that effective, as it only slows down viruses and bacteria can swim right through it, but we do it anyway. Allergies do the same thing because they are an attempt by the immune system to attack something that isn't actually a disease, like pollen. We are less clear on why allergies happen, but some hypothesize that they occur due to infants and children living in environments that are far too clean. Their immune systems don't have anything to fight, so they start fighting random things instead.

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4. Hrothgarex asked: If you did a ton of sprints, going farther and building endurance, could you eventually full sprint a mile? Is there a limit we can push ourselves?

Professional sprinters can only hold their top speed for about 10 strides. Usain Bolt achieved and maintained his top speed for 8 strides during his 9.58s record 100m run.

Slow twitch muscles, where endurance is built in, are required even for 100m. The opposite is true for fast twitch muscles, one needs a speed to run a marathon. There is no clear physical boundary between a sprint and endurance runs. The difference between a sprint and endurance runs is in contribution of each muscle type. Sprint events "end" at 400m, and endurance events "begin" at 1500m, 800m is a like a 50-50 combo of the two, meaning 50% of work(=power*time) comes from each muscle type.

You can try to "sprint" a mile mentally, like go a full force from the start and try to hold for as long as possible. But physically it would be something like 95% of power by the fast muscles and 5% of power by the slow muscles from the start. Then the ratio changes as the run progresses, and in the end your power ratio is something like 20% and 80%. I'm making these numbers up, but you get the point.

Such attempted "sprint" would be extremely exhausting and maybe dangerous. I don't think even animals running for their lives from a predator can pull this off. They still tactically pace themselves and conserve strength even when a certain death is right behind them.

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5. pmmecoolpianopics asked: What causes some people to be more "addiction prone" than others?

There are several factors at play, and it seems to vary from individual to individual. The problem of addiction and alcoholism has been around for millennia, and we still don't have something we can point to, and say, "There it is. There's the problem, right there."

Genetics seem to have an influence. It can cause a tendency to be prone to addiction, but is not the causative factor. There are studies of identical twins, where one is addicted, and the other, not. There are also "black sheep" that come from a long and wide genetic history of normal intoxicant use, but these "black sheep" become addicts.

Dr. Gabor Mate, in his book "In The Realm of Hungry Ghosts" postulates that it is a combination of a genetic predisposition to addiction, triggered by environmental conditions, which may include trauma, such as sexual molestation as a child.

As time continues, and the consumption of intoxicants continues, it messes with the normal distribution of certain neurotransmitters, such as serotonin and dopamine. It is speculated that genetic vulnerabilities make this rewiring of the brain easier, and this is why some people are more prone to addiction.

As the addiction takes hold over time, its effects begin to manifest in the environment of the addict. They spend time with other addicts, and tend to damage their relationships with the non-addicted. If you become drunk and aggressive, you don't get invited to too many parties...unless everyone else at the party tends to get drunk, too.

At this point, the genetic tendency has been fully triggered, and the environment becomes one that fosters the consumption of intoxicants. The brain has become rewired so that pleasure by normal means is elusive, but can be had in an instant with another helping of the drug of choice.

Now the spectre of withdrawal sets in....and to break the cycle requires a complete overhaul of one's life, as well as suffering the physical symptoms of withdrawal. At this point the addict feels trapped, hopeless, and alone. Feelings of shame, remorse and self-loathing are common...and again, the only escape from them is another dose.

But there is some hope. It has been proven that participating in a community of recovery is beneficial to many addicts...indeed, most recovered addicts claim that the loss of a sense of isolation, the feeling of belonging to a fellowship, and the advice and support of other recovering addicts was instrumental in their recovery.

I am an alcoholic in recovery. My brain is wired in such a manner that the consumption of the smallest amount of alcohol creates a powerful, and virtually irresistible, craving for more. I can't open a bottle of rum, have 2 drinks, and put the bottle on the shelf. I just can't. I will drink until that bottle is empty.

Through my work in AA I have learned better patterns of behaviour. If I am feeling unsettled...lonely, stressed, anxious...I no longer reach for a glass, or a joint, or a line, or a pill to make me feel better. I have slowly brought the wiring in my brain to a more normal state.

But I don't fool myself. The changes made to my brain are permanent, and if I have one drink, I risk falling back into state of addiction. This is why so many people fall "off the wagon". They believe that a period of sobriety has provided a measure of control, and that they now possess the ability to moderate their consumption. In my personal experience, i have never met an addict or alcoholic that could PERMANENTLY moderate. Some manage to, for a time, but gradually slip back into a state where the neurotransmitters are only experienced with intoxication.

So, I guess the short answer to your question is, "Nobody knows. It's different for each addict." Personally, I find my life without intoxicants to be vastly more rewarding, and I am much happier.

And maybe that's the root of it. People take drugs because they are unhappy, and want to change the way they feel. The genetically predisposed quickly find themselves in a position where the brain has rewired itself to the point where happiness is difficult to achieve without the drugs.

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6. PM_UR_PICS_asked: Why is cannibalism detrimental to the body? What makes eating your own species's meat different than eating other species's?

Your own species meat is infected with diseases that can also infect you, by definition. (Conversely with other animals, some but not all diseases can be spread by under-cooked meat.) There are also some degenerative diseases that are spread by mis-shaped proteins, which you can generally only get by eating a human brain.

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7. Elocmada asked: Why does adrenaline in certain circumstances give people super human strength? (Being able to lift extremely heavy things off of people, etc.)

First its important to note that so called feats of "hysterical strength" are not scientifically recognized, although they are well documented. They clearly happen, but science has a hard time testing them, because its obviously very hard to reproduce in a lab.

However, they have given small tests, like testing grip strength, and then electrically stimulated the muscles and tested again, and found that people exhibit about 25% more strength under electroshock, which definitely verifies people are in general stronger than they're normally able to access. Additionally, you may have heard of people being flung across an entire room after being electrocuted. This isn't because of the electricity - electricity doesn't move things like that - its because the shock caused massive muscle contraction, and the people flung themselves across the room, jumping far further than they would have believed possible under normal circumstances.

So, because they can't test hysterical strength, we can only hypothesize why adrenaline causes it. More than likely it is because your muscles are under several inhibitory systems, including pain as well as the neurological restriction of simply having not enough signalling at any given time to activate all the muscle fibres in a group. Strength isn't just about raw strength, its about timing; you need one perfectly timed electrical burst to signal all fibres to work in concert when exerting force. The more fibres activated simultaneously, the more strength you'll have.

Adrenaline most likely acts to remove several different limiter systems. Your pain sensation is dulled or removed entirely, your blood vessels are dilated and your muscles are more heavily oxygenated, and your neural activity increases; more brain activity = increased signalling, which means you're better able to activate more muscle fibres at once.

The reason we can't do this all the time is fairly obvious - it puts much more strain on the body and consumes far more energy. Since our bodies evolved in times of scarcity, our bodies evolved a logical mechanism for limiting the bodies ability to use its full strength and energy; only when the brain sensed certain stimuli (a tiger, a child in trouble), would it release its natural chemicals that overrode its own internal limiters, allowing for a brief state of higher muscle performance.

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8. Consinneration asked: Why is it that when you get hit (I.e. bang your head on a corner) you instinctively apply pressure with your hands? Why does that seem to help?

Your body can only process so much sensation at once. By touching the place that you've hurt, you're basically distracting your brain from the sensation of pain by introducing pressure.

It's another reason why ice packs can help with pain - not only do they reduce swelling, they introduce the cold sensation and give your brain something else to think about other than the pain.

Edit: what I've described above is apparently known as Gate Control Theory. I didn't know this, all I've done is transcribed the explanation that I was given when I was little, because my dad is a very knowledgeable man and I used to ask a lot of questions!

I think it's worth noting some of the other theories given below that may have been buried: you instinctively check the damage to see if you are bleeding or missing anything; you place pressure on the area to stem the bleeding.

I'd imagine it's a combination of the three, and probably more! Thanks for your input everyone. I've learned a lot today.

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9. MaxwellVador asked: Where does our head voice come from if it doesn't sound like our actual voice?

The psychological theory of bicameralism [a hypothesis in psychology that argues that the human mind once assumed a state in which cognitive functions were divided between one part of the brain which appears to be "speaking", and a second part which listens and obeysa bicameral mind] is controversial, but interesting nonetheless.

It basically states that humans developed consciousness with an intermediary step -- bicameralism. This involved two parts of the brain communicating, one is talking to the other and telling it what to do. The author states that this is where the concept of "god" came from, as early humans were literally hearing another voice giving them commands. Over time this evolved into true consciousness with an internal dialogue.

Some of these themes are being addressed (via artificially-intelligent androids) in HBO's new series Westworld.

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  • 10. AmericanPixel asked: Why do men appear to have a "stitch line" or "scar line" at the base of their ballsac?

    Saying it "started out as a vagina" is an overstatement, but it's grounded in truth.

    When we're forming in the womb, we start with a shallow slit between our legs. For women, that slit deepens while in men it stitches together.

    The left side is grown, the right side is grown, and then they fuse together. Later, the testes descend into them.

    Calling it a vagina at that stage in development isn't really accurate; a vagina is more than just a gap in skin, it's a structurally complex organ with a dozen different unique cells and its own intricate biology. The prenatal gap superficially, however, is closer in appearance to a vulva than to testicles, hence the common narrative that we all start as women.

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    11. LebumGermsJr asked: Why does a hangover get worse as we age?

    Alcohol is metabolized by liver enzymes and first broken down into acetaldehyde - which is our hangover culprit. After that, it is broken down by an enzyme into acetate which eventually turns into carbon dioxide and water. All are then washed out along with sins from the night before...

    The number of enzymes used in this two step metabolism process slowly dwindles as we age, making us less and less efficient at processing the toxins. This means that the asshole acetaldehyde hangs around longer in our aged bodies that it did before, making us feel like we're slowly dying.

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    12. MisterE_MD asked: Why do animals (including humans), in general, become less playful as they grow older?

    Play is all about exercise and learning. Part of it is simply about increasing strength and coordination. A lot of it is about learning valuable physical skills like stalking, fighting, chasing, catching etc. And a lot of it is about learning non physical skills. For instance a lot of young animals (including humans) do mischief because it teaches them about social boundaries.

    Young animals go too far in their play because they only learn about social boundaries when an adult puts them in their place. Along the same lines, they learn about appropriate consequences by watching adults interact with other adults.

    And finally play teaches young animals about their personal limitations. Theyll teach it to climb fearlessly because it knows what it can and cant do. Itll know how fast it can run, how far it can jump and so on. Itll help them learn that their abilities increase as they grow because they run faster and jump farther than they could last week during the same game.

    Play tends to be unique to animals whose abilities change and grow with them. You wont see much play among insects, arachnids and most reptiles for instance. Theyre born fully capable (even though practice and learning can improve their capabilities).

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    People Break Down The Times They Had To Sober Up Real Fast

    Reddit user Known_Challenge_7150 explained: 'What’s one thing that sobered you up real quick?'

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    When we're intoxicated, or even the slightest bit tipsy from having a little too much to drink, our immediate perspective on things is hazy.

    But there's nothing like a bit of alarming news or a jarring incident to snap us out of the fog and focus on the moment.

    Sometimes alcohol isn't always to blame for our impairment.

    It can be a state of mind, like a perpetual numbness from being complacent in life, and all it takes is one shocking moment to rattle us back to our senses.

    Curious to hear from strangers online about this type of scenario, Redditor Known_Challenge_7150 asked:

    "What’s one thing that sobered you up real quick?"

    These individuals were witness to shocking events that sobered them up right quick.

    Bleeding Out

    "Got out of a taxi and found a naked man profusely bleeding from his head crawling up the driveway in my condo. Called him an ambulance completely forgot I was absolutely wasted until 45 minutes later when I'd helped him translate and in to an amublance and stepped in my front door."

    "Later a few days later learned he'd slipped in the tub and literally crawled out for help. Poor dude. He was fine but I genuinely thought he was going to die there."

    – DongLaiCha

    Tragic News

    "At a bachelor party and we got a phone call that the groom’s father had suddenly passed."

    – accountnameredacted

    Bottom Of The Barrel

    "I went to visit my parents back in July. I was homeless and deep into fentanyl addiction so I lost a lot of weight. My folks could see it. They knew something was up. Anyway, I spent the night and I was getting ready to leave in the morning and I looked at myself in the mirror for a good long time. I finally had enough and told them everything. They took me to detox, from there I went to rehab. Graduated in August and been living with them ever since then. I have 160 days clean and sober."

    – Crotch-Monster

    A reality check can be enough for some people to snap out of it.

    Like Father, Like Son

    "Was driving a drunk friend home, he had been on a bender again and was smart enough to call me for a lift rather than try and drive. As I helped in to his house his mother came down the stairs and said 'your as drunk as your father' and went back upstairs. I haven't seen him drunk since then, he still drinks but the thought of turning into his dad scared him out of hard drinking."

    – psycospaz

    Busted

    "Flashing blue lights."

    – FiddleOfGold

    "This sobered me up just thinking about it."

    – redmaple_syrup

    Losing Sight

    "Woke up to no sight in one eye. I had cataract surgery so just thought one of the lenses had slipped and it was an easy fix. Eye doc says nope, you had a stroke. I loved soy sauce, teriyaki sauce and salty food, which caused high blood pressure, which caused retina damage. Over six months was able to get most of my eyesight back with medication, and all back within a year. Trying to navigate life with one eye was very sobering. Started taking HBP much more seriously."

    – MissHibernia

    Quitting The Bottle

    "Looked up someone I went to highschool with who was an awesome guy. Found out he had been dead for 3 years from alcoholism, at age 33. I made an overnight change. I hadn't started drinking that night yet, 10 months ago. Haven't touched it again since."

    – omgtater

    These disturbing moments were enough for Redditors to immediately come to their senses.

    Unplanned House Guests

    "Me and a buddy Woke up in someone’s living room, realized neither one of us knew the people, they were just nice and let 2 drunk guys sleep on their living room floor. We didn’t even say goodbye."

    – Oneinsevenbillion75

    Serious Health Warning

    "Elevated liver enzymes."

    "And the knowledge that this sh** was gonna kill me and I just couldn't orphan my family over it."

    "So I opted for recovery, instead."

    "Clean and sober since June 5, 2009."

    – Far_Meal8674

    The Joyride

    "Grew up in a rural area. The little town hosted dances at the hockey arena, everyone (adults and kids) went and they overserved everyone, regardless of age. I was maybe 16 or 17 and was absolutely sh*tfaced, and jumped in the back of someone's truck with about 8 other people to go back to someone's cottage for after dance drinking. The driver (still don't know who it was) started racing one of his buddies and we whipped around small dirt roads, flying around blind corners on the wrong side of the road, going god knows how fast. It was basically a disaster waiting to happen. It was crazy scary and I was sober and thankful to be alive when we finally arrived."

    – foxfood9116

    The human psyche is a fascinating thing, isn't it?

    How we can automatically focus on something urgent at a crucial time, even after getting buzzed from drinking too much alcohol.

    But as we're in the thick of the holidays, it's a good reminder to drink responsibly and stay off the roads if you drive to your celebratory destination.

    Cheers. Stay safe. And happy holidays.

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    We've all complained or vented about something in our lives which, in the grand scheme of things, wasn't exactly a problem, or is very easily solved.

    Then there are those who complain about things that others almost hope will happen to them at some point in their lives.

    These are known as "first world problems", as they are problems that pretty much only the world's one percent faces.

    From having to fly business class instead of first class, or being served Roederer instead of Dom Pérignon, these complaints are often met with amusement, bewilderment, or even anger.

    Redditor jennimackenzie was curious to hear the most absurd "first world problems" anyone ever complained about, leading them to ask:

    "What’s the most ridiculous 'first world problem' you’ve seen people get worked up over?"

    "Tale As Old As Time..."

    "I once knew a mom who was legitimately devastated, to the point of tears/grief, because a doctor predicted her 8 year old daughter's final height to be around 5'2","

    "Which wasn't tall enough to get cast as Belle at Disney World."

    "That was the child's (and her mother's) only dream in life, apparently."

    "Didn't appreciate my suggestion that she could be Minnie or Mickey."

    "Lol!"

    "Only a face character would do!"- TravelLovingMom

    "Must Be Funny, In A Rich Man's World..."

    "My boss from about a decade ago was this insanely rich dude who always went to the bank to get fresh and crisp currency."

    "He'd call the bank in advance to make sure they had some on hand."

    "I think he was a germaphobe."

    "He had a trash can that he'd throw $1 and $5 bills in that he thought was 'dirty' and regularly just donated it vs spending it."

    "I asked him why he did this and he said it was too much trouble and asked if I wanted it."

    "I said f*ck yeah dumped it into my bag and when I got home it was close to $400 in singles and fives.

    "Another time, he wanted to upgrade all the computers in his studio, so we went to a store and bought 10 PCs."

    "They all had $150 mail in rebates and he wasn't bothered to go through the trouble of mailing them in."

    "3 weeks later I received $1500 after spending a whole afternoon filling out all those goddamn forms."- azninvasion2000

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    Who Wore It Better?

    "When I was about 19 years old, I was at my boyfriends family BBQ."

    "I was wearing this pretty floral sundress."

    "His cousins girlfriend showed up in the same dress and she was SO mad that she went and changed."

    "I will never understand being upset when someone is wearing the same thing as you.'

    "Did you really think that your shirt you bought off the rack is going to be unique to you?"

    "No."- mertsey627

    Seeing Red! Or Blue In This Case...

    "The blue of the balloons wasn't quite the same as the bridesmaid's sashes."

    "Years ago my wife and I attended a wedding."

    "It was very low key."

    "The dinner was in the dining hall at the university where the couple met, cinder block walls and all."

    "It was a Baptist wedding - no booze and very serious."

    "The dark blue balloons attempting to liven up the hall were a slightly darker shade of blue than the sashes on the bridesmaid's dresses."

    "The bride lost here sh*t and absolutely raved for nearly an hour."

    "I can't remember how they finally managed to talk her down."- mechant_papa

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    See You In Court!

    "Rich neighbors who end up in expensive court battles because they disagree about where a tree can be planted or whether the color of a fence fits in with the street’s 'amenity'."

    'These disputes get really heated and rack up huge lawyers’ bills."

    "The most pathetic part is after the judgement when they are arguing about who should pay the other party’s costs."

    "Lots of affidavits filed citing the 'emotional distress' they had to endure, or painting themselves as brave warriors who were forced to take a stand to fight for 'justice'."

    "Also lots of pompous litigants insisting that the judge refer to them by their 'Dr' title."

    "An absolutely insane dumpster fire of entitled rich people problems."- ElectrocRaisin

    It's Always People With Money Who Don't Want To Pay!

    "I work in a public library."

    "People will get so so mad if they have to be put on a wait list for a book."

    "A popular book that just came out."

    "Ok our services are not only free but so are the books."

    "You’re welcome, a**holes."- Switchbladekitten

    A Warm Butt Is A Happy Butt!

    "My own."

    "We have a bidet toilet seat (Fabulous! Everyone should have one!) and not only does it wash your bum and blow dry it, but the seat's heated!"

    "It's shocking how much a heated toilet seat makes the whole process more agreeable."

    "Except: We had a power outage and I went to use the toilet and the seat was cold!"

    "Unacceptable!"

    "This shall not stand!"

    "I was really upset because it didn't feel good."

    "Then I stopped and thought: This is the most first-world problem anyone's ever had."

    "I was really pissed because my heiny was tepid."

    "I got over it."- DeathGrover

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    Holy Matrimony!

    "Weddings are a gold mine for this question."

    "People get so hyped up over their 'most important day of their life'."

    "They'll destroy friendships, go into debt, and have crazy expectations."

    "It's not always the couple who go crazy, either."

    "Sometimes, it's the parents or another family member who feels entitled to control the wedding."

    "It's just a party."

    "Be considerate of guests, have plenty of food and drinks, and enjoy it."- magicrowantree

    When Fast Food Isn't Fast Enough...

    "Having to pull off to the side to wait for a drive-thru order to be brought out to you because your food isn't ready and there's a line building up behind you."- demanbmore

    In Case You Don't Think Customer Service Employees Are Undervalued...

    "I was working the return desk at a Target next to a military base so I have so many stories."

    "One of my favorites was a lady who had her baby shower before revealing the gender and was livid that she had received floral newborn diapers when she’s having a boy."

    "It was a huge box of super expensive, all organic diapers, that we didn’t carry and therefore could not return."

    "I cannot accurately express her fury and disgust."

    "How dare either suggest her boy could wear feminine diapers."

    "I suggested she donate them if she didn’t want to use them and she instead threw away the entire box."

    "When she left we pulled it out and threw it in our donate bin."

    "There have also been multiple times where mom’s order massive toys and when we bring them out to the car they get furious that they aren’t wrapped."

    "We don’t offer wrapping services."

    "Here’s the thing, if you don’t want your kids to see the toys you got them for Christmas or their bit to day DON'T BRING THE CHILD WHEN YOU PICK IT UP."

    'I’ve had multiple women scream and curse me out that I had ruined their kids Christmas by bringing the toys they ordered out to the car like they requested."- clever-mermaid-mae

    Customer Service Waiting GIF by Juno Calypso Giphy

    Happiest Place On Earth!

    "I used to work for Disney."

    "That in itself should tell you everything."

    "However for fun I'll give you two specific stories one form our tech department and one from my wife who worked bookings."

    "I specifically worked for their call center to help with technical issues with magic band and the website."

    "Suddenly got worse huh?"

    "A right of passage call everyone has at least one story of is the 'Dome call'."

    "Basically there is a subset of Disney Guest (TM) that believes if it rains at Walt Disney world there is someone that will push a button to encapsulate the whole of Disney property in a dome to keep out the rain."

    "I'm not kidding."

    "If this button is not pushed they call our tech department to angrily ask why."

    "My wife worked booking."

    "Pretty much everything including Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique and Pirate's league."

    "These two things did roughly the same thing difference being price and theme."

    "BBB was expensive did more and was focused on princesses, pirates league did a bit less and focused on mermaids and pirates."

    "Lady called up my wife, and got pissed about BBB being booked up (It goes FAAAAST)."

    "Karen: 'Im going to give the phone to my daughter and I want you to tell her how you are ruining her vacation by not letting her do BBB'."

    "Wife proceeds to explain how pirate's league is so much cooler and how she can be a mermaid or pirate and basically gets the kid to start demanding to their parents about how they want to be a mermaid instead of a princess."- trollsong

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    The horror!

    Being booked into a junior suite at Disney World instead of an executive suite!

    It's almost as bad as having no money for groceries, or no food to feed you children...

    Said absolutely no one.


    Four mistreated baby dolls are hung by barb wire
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    For many childhood memories are overrun by living nightmares.

    Yes, children are resilient, but that doesn't mean that the things we see as babes don't follow us forever.

    The horrors of the world are no stranger to the young.

    Redditor -2sweetcaramel- wanted to see who was willing to share about the worst things we've seen as kids, so they asked:

    "What’s the creepiest thing you saw as a kid?"

    Serious Danger

    "Me and my best friend would explore the drainage tunnels under the Vegas area where we grew up. These were miles long and it was always really cool down there so it was a good way to escape the heat of our scorching hot summers. We went into this one that goes under the Fiesta casino and found a camp with a bunch of homeless people."

    "Mind you we are like 11 years old lol. And we just kept going like it was nothing. It wasn’t scary then but when I look back at it we could have been in some serious danger. Our parents had no idea we did this or where we were and we had no cellphones. We could have been kidnapped and never have been found."

    oofboof2020

    Waiting for Food

    "I was at a portillos once when I was 12 and I was waiting with my little brother at a booth while my parents got our food. This guy was standing with his tray kind of watching me then after a couple of minutes he started to walk over really fast not breaking eye contact with me."

    "He was 2 feet from the table and my dad came out of nowhere and scared the s**t out of him. He looked so surprised and just said he wanted to see if I’d get scared or not. He left his tray full of food near the door and left. My folks reported him but we never went to that location again since we found a better one closer to home."

    nowhereboy1964

    Captain Hobo to the Rescue

    "When I was a pretty young teen, my friends and I were horsing around in San Francisco and started hanging out to smoke with some homeless guys. Another homeless dude came up and began aggressively trying to shake us down for anything (money, smokes, a ride, drugs- all of it) and wouldn’t take no for an answer."

    "We got in over our heads and could tell this guy was now riling the other 2 guys up and they were acting like they wanted to jump us. Some grandfather-looking old homeless man appeared out of nowhere and yelled at us to get the f**k out of here- nice kids like us don’t belong down here at this hour!!"

    "Captain Hobo saved our lives that night. My parents sincerely thought we were at a mall all day lol."

    FartAttack911

    Survival

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    "I was 7 and survived the 2004 tsunami in Thailand. Witnessed the wave rise way above the already massive palm trees (approx. 40ft?) and my family and I watched/heard the wave crash into the ground from a rooftop."

    faithfulpoo

    These Tsunami stories are just tragic.

    On the Sand

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    "We were a group of kids who went to swim in a local lake. And there was a dead body on the beach with their hands raised and their legs bent unnaturally that local police just took out of the same lake. I've never put my foot in these waters again."

    oyloff

    Be Clever

    "I was walking to school and I was about 5 or 6 years old and some guy pulled up beside me in his car and asked if I would get in. He also offered me sweets to do so. I said no. The creepy bit was when he calmly said ‘clever boy’ to me, then drove off. I’ve never even told my parents or anyone else about this as it would most likely freak them out."

    OstneyPiz

    Bad Jokes

    "Dad's side of the family pranked me by burying a fake body on our back property and had me dig it up to find valuables. Was only allowed to use a lantern for light. They stuffed old clothes with chicken bones. Sheetrock mud where the head was... Random fake jewelry as the treasures... I was like maybe 10 or 11.. I remember digging up the boot first and started gagging because it became real at that point."

    Alegan239

    YOU

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    "Woke up to find my little brother staring at me in the dark, asking, Are you really you?"

    PrettyLola2004

    Siblings can really be a bunch of creepers.

    No one should talk to others in the dark though.

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    When we hear about other people's jobs, we've surely all done that thing where we make assumptions about the work they do and maybe even judge them for having such an easy or unimportant job.

    But some jobs are much harder than they look.

    Redditor CeleryLover4U asked:

    "What's a job or profession that seems easy but is incredibly challenging?"

    Customer Service

    "Anything customer-facing. The public is dumb and horrendous."

    - gwarrior5

    "My go-to explanation is, 'Anyone can do it, but few can do it for long.'"

    - Conscious_Camel4830

    "The further I get in my corporate career, the less I believe I will ever again be capable of working a public-facing job. I don’t know how I did it in the past. I couldn’t handle it in the present."

    "I know people are only getting worse about how they treat workers. It is disturbing, embarrassing, and draining for everyone."

    - First-Combination-12

    High Stakes

    "A pharmacist."

    "You face the public. Your mistake can literally kill someone."

    - VaeSapiens

    "Yes, Pharmacist. So many people think their job is essentially the same as any other kind of retail worker and they just prepare prescriptions written by a doctor without having to know anything about them."

    "They are very highly trained in, well, pharmacology; and it's not uncommon for a pharmacist to notice things like potentially dangerous drug interactions that the doctor hadn't."

    - Worth_University_884

    Teaching Woes

    "Two nuggets of wisdom from my mentor teacher when I was younger:"

    "'Teaching is the easiest job to do poorly and the hardest job to do well,' and 'You get to choose two of the following three: Friends, family, or being a good teacher. You don't have enough time to do all three.'"

    "We all know colleagues or remember teachers who were lazy and chose the easy route, but any teacher who is trying to be a good teacher has probably sacrificed their friends and their sleep for little pay and a stressful work environment. There's a reason something like half quit the profession within the first five years."

    - bq87

    Creativity Is "Easy"

    "Some creative professions, such as designers, are often perceived as 'easy' due to their creative nature. However, they may face the constant need to find inspiration, deal with criticism, and meet deadlines."

    - rubberduckyis

    "EVERYBODY thinks they are a designer, up until the point of having to do the work. But come critique time, mysteriously, EVERYBODY IS A F**KING DESIGNER AGAIN."

    "The most important skill to have as a designer is THICK SKIN."

    - whitepepper

    Care Fatigue Is Real

    "Care work."

    "I wish it could be taken for granted that no one thinks it's easy. But unfortunately, many people still see it as an unskilled job and have no idea of the many emotional complexities, or of how much empathy, all the time, is needed to form the sorts of relationships with service users that they really need."

    - MangoMatiLemonMelon

    Physical Labor Generally Wins

    "I’m going to say most types of unskilled labor and that’s because there’s such little (visible) reward and such a huge amount of bulls**t. I’ve done customer service, barista, sales, serving, etc; and it was all much harder than my cushy desk job that actually can be considered life or death."

    - anachronistika

    Their Memory Banks Must Be Wild

    "I don't know if I'd call it incredibly challenging, but being one of those old school taxi drivers who know the city like the back of his hand and can literally just drive wherever being told nothing but an address is pretty impressively skilled."

    "Not sure if it's still like this, but British cabbies used to be legendary for this. I'm 40 and I don't think most young people appreciate how much the quality of cab service has gone down since the advent of things like Uber."

    "Nowadays it's just kind of expected that a rideshare/cab driver doesn't know exactly where you're trying to get and has to rely on GPS directions that they often f up. Back when I was in college, cabbies were complete experts on their city."

    "More even than knowing how to get somewhere, they could also give you advice. You could just generally describe a type of bar/club/business you're looking for, and they'll take you right to one that was spot on. Especially in really big cities like NYC."

    - Yak-Mak-5000

    Professional Cooking

    "Being a chef."

    - Canadian_bro7

    "I would love to meet the person who thinks being a chef is easy! I cook my own food and it’s not only OK to eat but I make a batch of it so I have some for later. So, to make food that is above good and portion it correctly many times a day and do it consistently with minimal wastage (so they make a profit), strikes me as extremely difficult."

    - ChuckDeBongo

    Team Leading, Oof

    "Anything that involves a lot of people skills and socializing. I thought these positions were just the bulls**t of sitting in meetings all day and not a lot of work happening but having to be the one leading those meetings and doing public speaking is taxing in a way I didn’t realize."

    - Counterboudd

    Not a Pet Sitter At All

    "Veterinary Technician."

    "Do the job of an RN, anesthesiology tech, dental hygienist, radiology tech, phlebotomist, lab tech, and CNA, but probably don’t make a living wage and have people undervalue your career because you 'play with puppies and kittens all day.'"

    - forthegoddessathena

    Harder Than It Looks!

    "Sometimes, when my brain is fried from thinking and my ego is shot from not fixing the problem, I want to be a garbage man... not a ton of thinking, just put the trash in the truck, and a lot of them have trucks that do it for you!"

    "But if the robot either doesn't work or you don't have one on your truck, it smells really bad, the pay isn't what it used to be, you might find a dead body and certainly find dead animal carcasses... and people are id**ts, overfilling their bags, just to have them fall apart before you get to the truck, not putting their trash out and then blaming you, making you come back out."

    "Your body probably is sore every day, and you have to take two baths before you can kiss your wife..."

    "Ehh, maybe things are not so bad where I am."

    - Joebroni1414

    Twiddling Thumbs and Listening

    "Therapist here. I’ve always said that it’s pretty easy to be an okay therapist—as in, it’s not that hard to listen to people’s problems and say, 'Oh wow, that’s so hard, poor you.'"

    "But to be a good therapist? To know when your client is getting stuck in the same patterns, or to notice what your client isn’t saying? To realize that they’re only ever saying how amazing their spouse is, and to think, 'Hmm, nobody’s marriage is perfect, something’s going on there'?"

    "To be able to ask questions like, 'Hey, we’ve been talking a lot about your job, but what’s going on with your family?' And then to be able to call them on their s**t, but with kindness and empathy? Balancing that s**t is hard."

    "Anybody can have empathy, but knowing when to use empathy and when and how to challenge someone is so much harder. And that’s only one dimension of what makes being a therapist challenging."

    - mylovelanguageiswine

    Constant Updates

    ​"For the most part, my job is really easy (marketing tech). But having to constantly stay on top of new platforms, new tech, updates, etc etc is exhausting and overwhelming and I really hate it."

    "Also, the constant responsibility to locate and execute opportunities to optimize things and increase value for higher-ups. Nobody in corporate roles can ever just reach a point of being 'good enough.' More and better is always required."

    "Just some of the big reasons I’m considering a career change."

    - GlizzyMcGuire_

    Performing Is Not Easy

    "Performing arts and other types of art. People think it’s a cakewalk or 'not a real job,' not realizing the literal lifetime of training, rejection, and perseverance that it takes to reach a professional level and how insanely competitive those spaces are."

    - ThrowRA1r3a5

    All About Perception

    "I suspect everything fits this. Consider that someone whose job is stacking boxes in a warehouse has to know how to lift boxes, how many can be stacked, know if certain ones must be easily accessible, know how to use any equipment that is used to move boxes around."

    "Not to mention if some have hazardous or fragile materials inside, if some HAVE to be stacked on the bottom, if a mistake is made and all the boxes have to be restacked, etc."

    "But everyone else is like, 'They're just stacking boxes.'"

    - DrHugh

    It's easy to make assumptions about someone else's work and responsibilities when we haven't lived with performing those tasks ourselves.

    This gave us some things to think about, and it certainly reminded us that nothing good comes of making assumptions, especially when it minimizes someone else's experiences.