Nobody likes feeling constrained. Ask anyone who's been forced to squeeze in-between two people they don't know on a flight if they had a good time. Obviously, forcing anything into a space not meant to hold it is going to create problems, but what if there's societal pressure to do it? Not only that, what if the fact you don't restrict something is seen as cultural taboo?
Basically, some people don't like wearing underwear and they each have their reasons.
Reddit user, u/saurcrowd3, wanted people who live and die free to answer:
People who don't wear underwear, why?
Burning Sweat
My sweat is slightly corrosive same as my blood its something that runs on my father side of the family so if I'm sweating my underwear will trap my sweat and ill get burns/server rashes on my legs and thighs making walking very painful.
No One Needs That Kind Of Discomfort
Because my butt eats the underwear and makes an unintentional thong which is not fun. And because freedom too.
I'm assuming you are a girl. Are intentional thongs much better than unintentional ones?
Yes, because it's not a lot of fabric with an intentional thong. The other is like someone wadded up a sock and stuffed it against your crack. Not fun
Have You Tried It While Sleeping?
Not everywhere but I'm starting to more and more. Started just sleeping and it was very comfortable and freeing so I started to leave them off during the day a few times.
Feels kind of weird when I'm picking my son up from daycare like I don't think it looks any different but I feel a bit exposed.
Stick It To The Man On Your Day Off
I wear a suit 5 days out of the week.
When I [jump] to casual clothes, I want the least amount of clothing possible.
It's my way of sticking it to the man...which I grew up to be.
Medically, No Undies Allowed
I have dermatographia, so if I wear something with an elastic band, I'll get what resembles burn blisters where the band was resting.
It sucks because there's some seriously cute designs out there now.
Blunt, But True
At home I wear basketball shorts with no underwear (only at home) because holy sh-t is it comfortable
If we are talking at home the only times I have underwear on are if I'm going somewhere shortly, have just come back from somewhere or theres discerning company over.
FREEDOM!
Giphy
You know the answer to the question. You are just too cowardly to accept true freedom. You ask yourself, "What would it be like?", "Is it better?", "Will anyone know?" You dream of the day in where you can rid yourself of the shackles of oppression. Alas, you cannot, because you are the ultimate servant of the oppressor, fear driven and weak, so you will always question and always dream but you shall never know liberty.
Braveheart here is getting ready to raise the underpants rebellion. I hope King Edward doesn't have you drawn and wedgied.
A Mystery That Was Never Solved
...I have a legit weird answer for this one.
I used to wear underwear every day like most people. Then I moved into this apartment with a friend. At first things were pretty normal but after a few months I realized that my underwear supply was dwindling.
I want to clarify that I'm sure my friend/roommate was not taking my underwear. I was like 250+lbs with a huuuuge butt and she was like 5"2', 98lbs soaking wet. She did not have any use for my fat girl granny panties.
Well, we were like 19 and 21 years old so we were not keeping up with our housework like we should have. I figured when I finally did ALL the laundry I would find a bunch of underwear that got lost in the mess. But I didn't. At this point I had bought those cheapo 12-packs from Walmart a bunch of times and they just kept disappearing.
I still thought that maybe there was just a secret pile of my underwear somewhere that I just couldn't find (??? Idk). I considered that someone was stealing them from the community laundry room, but who would steal ONLY giant cotton panties? Still, this is the only conclusion that makes sense.
Anyway, eventually I just could not afford to keep buying underwear that would disappear. Even though they were cheap, I was broke and working 2 jobs. So I just stopped buying new ones and eventually they all were gone and I just stopped wearing underwear completely. We moved out and cleaned the whole apartment top to bottom, completely 100% empty and I never found any of my missing underwear.
I don't doubt that our apartment could have been stolen from. The maintenance crew would let themselves in all the time. (Like, put in a work order and they would just bust in to "fix" your shit whenever.) one time they did that and took $5 and a bag of weed off the table :( I just find it hard to believe that anyone would steal a fat girls granny panties when there was an objectively way more attractive person to be stealing underwear from. I mean, I know some people are into big girls but they weren't even sexy underwear! Like big ol white cotton drawers.
I went a couple years going commando 100% of the time, like I didn't even own panties. I just bought some one day, I don't even remember why. But after a couple months of wearing them occasionally I finally got back to the point of "I can't put on clothes without underwear." Again. Also I lost a bunch of weight so I got to get cute ones :)
It's been a wild ride. I hope my granny panties are out there living their best life...BlNGPOT
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I can't think of anything hilarious at the moment. Make us LOL.
Lady
Shocked Oh No GIF by Yêu LuGiphy"I have this friend, love him to bits, but his wife has a tendency of just constantly showing everyone pictures of their son at every social event. At the start it was understandable, but now I'm just like 'Lady, it's been two years; they're not going to find him.'"
UnoriginalUse
at 9am...
"Not the most morbid but I love Anthony Jeselnik’s story about his neighbor who has Alzheimer’s. 'One of my next door neighbors is a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer’s. And every single morning at 9am he knocks on my door and asks me if I have seen his wife.'"
"'Which means that every single morning at 9am I have to explain to a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer’s that his wife has been dead for quite some time. Now I’ve thought about moving. I have thought about just not answering my door in the morning. But to be honest, it’s worth it… just to see the smile on his face.”
dreagan021
Comedy?
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."
GW2RNGR
"Why can't orphans play tennis? They get confused when they hear love."
JayDub506
People who make comedy are evil. LOL.
The Darkness
That 70S Show Reaction GIF by LaffGiphy"Dark humor is like food; not everyone gets it."
storm_the_castle
God Laughs?
"A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven, where she meets God. To break the tension she tells God a joke about the Holocaust, but God doesn’t laugh. The lady shrugs and says 'I guess you had to be there.'"
“'I guess you had to be there' is a common expression used when someone doesn’t laugh at a joke. It means that the comedy may not translate without the context of the situation."
"In this case the Holocaust survivor is saying it, meaning that during the Holocaust God was nowhere to be found. It’s not really a joke about the Holocaust, but the absurdity of belief in a benevolent God. Hilarious right?"
semimillennial
Oh Baby
"How many dead babies does it take to fix a light bulb? More than 3 cause my garage is still dark."
sirnibs3
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Because I don't know what it says about us as people if we laugh. Oye.
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Curious to hear from strangers online, Redditor Liam_Tang asked:
"People who've divorced, aside from adultery, what were the irreconcilable differences that ended the marriage?"
You think you know a person when you walk down the aisle.
These Redditors were in for a rude awakening.
Pet Neglect
"My wife divorced her ex for many reasons, but the final straw was when she went out of town for a few days, and when she got back he had not fed or given water to the dog. The dog lived a long and happy life after that."
– StrangeCrimes
Obsessed With A Crush
"Not me, but I had an old coworker that divorced his wife for spending their entire savings on candy crush and games of the same type."
– Hexis40
Compatibility Musts
"ITT: Intimacy (sex/romance), beliefs (religion/spirituality/politics), kids, and I haven’t seen it yet but it’s coming: finances."
"The big four. You REALLY need to discuss these things in detail BEFORE getting married."
– rabbiskittles
Physical violence is a legit reason for people to peace out of a relationship.
The Flattening
"She threatened to hit me with a hammer."
– michaelrohansmith
Hitting The Bottle
"She became an abusive alcoholic. It was sad but I had to get out."
– diegojones4
Emotional pain is too damaging to recover from.
Truth Hurts
"She told me as we stood in front of the judge ending our 7 year marriage, 'I never loved you, I just wanted kids.'"
– Pinch_Dogs
Can't Fix Angry
"She was beautiful/smart but an angry angry person. I thought I could be sweet to her and 'fix' that. Heh. She kicked the crap out of me emotionally. Wife II has been a walk in the roses for 32 years now :)"
– lowlandr
A change of heart is worthless if comes too late.
"We Could've Had A Nice Marriage
"He could not understand that my wants and needs were as important as his wants and needs. We tried to make it work for 7 years. During that time, for things that were really important to me, I tried explaining logically, asking nicely, begging, crying, yelling, passive aggressiveness... cycled back through all of these options multiple times."
"(If I knew something was important to him, I would do that. For example, he was really into sports, so I went to all his events, even though that is not at all my thing.) When I finally threw up my hands and told him it was time to get a divorce, he suddenly panicked and said 'What can I do? Do you want me to do half the chores? I'll do it! Do you want me to get a job? I'll do it! Do you want me to buy you presents for your birthday? I'll do it!'"
"So, in other words, he could have been doing that all along, but just couldn't be bothered. That made me so angry. We could have had a nice marriage that we both enjoyed, but no, by the time he saw the light, that ship had sailed."
"We are both happily remarried now (to different people) and I joke that his new wife owes me a thank you note. It was his experience with me that taught him to listen to her and take her needs seriously."
– Bluebird-True
"What Can I Do?"
"My ex was exactly like this. I didn't marry him but when I told him let's break up, he went all like, what can I do? Let's get engaged, let's look at houses, etc. Basically all the pre-marriage topics that we should be discussing about after being together for 7 years."
"I got so angry and straight up told him it's too late... I don't need you anymore."
– gudetarako
As much as a couple wants to stay together, unforeseen circumstances can eventually tear people apart.
Very few people can maintain healthy long-distance relationships.
When a new job opportunity takes a significant other away, would you begrudge them for wanting a better position to earn more money? Or is it better for them to reluctantly turn down the opportunity so they could stay with you? Do either scenarios breed resentment?
These were questions I've often asked myself with past relationships, and my answers varied depending on the person I was with.
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