
How many Fast & Furious movies are there? Can we even keep track anymore? How about Nightmare On Elm Street sequels? Or any kind of sci-fi/space opera show from the mid-late 20th century?
We can hardly keep track of every spin-off, every sequel, every remake, every reboot--the content for these franchises is so saturated that people make fun of them. And while it's funny for a while, mostly, it's just absolutely exhausting.
So when Redditor binkabonka asked:
"What franchise was milked / is being milked too much?"
People got out their ready-list of grievances.
Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Pineapple Under The Pineapple
"Probably been said already but SpongeBob. Stephen Hillenburg wanted no spinoffs, and did his best to steer the ship of his creation in his later years."
"Now there's two spin-offs, both are BAD and Nickelodeon has no plans on stopping, with no creator to tell them no."
"For those curious, Stephen had a set of rules he put in place for the show. Such as no spin-offs, no revealing what the Krabby Patty secret formula is, and SpongeBob can NEVER get his boating license."-Score_Magala
This Absurd Premise
"Sharknado. Highlight of the whole series was in 3 or 4 when heavily pregnant Tara Reid was eaten by a shark in space, the offending shark crash landed on earth, everyone was like 'oh sh*t Tara's dead.'"
"Then Tara Reid cuts a hole in the side of the shark and pushes her newborn baby she'd birthed inside the shark out of the hole."
"There are meaningful life events I have very hazy recollection of yet I remember this clear as yesterday."-dektorres
And Then People Were Crushing On Him
"Ted Bundy. Not a franchise per se but every time I see a new movie coming out with some former teen heartthrob playing him I want to hurl."-FayMammaLlama
"I liked the Zac Efron one. He really nailed it. However it pisses me off that they don't talk about the more gruesome aspects of his murders. They should tell the whole story or not at all."
"I also liked the documentary where the real Liz talked about her experiences."-HighAsAngelTits
Please, someone with the power, END these franchises.
This Must Be Illegal At This Point
"90 Day Fiancé. 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way. 90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days. 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After? 90 Day Fiancé What Now? 90 Day Fiancé Pillow Talk."
"90 Day Fiancé Just Landed. 90 Day Fiancé Self Quarantined. 90 Day Fiancé B90 Strikes Back. 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Strikes Back. 90 Day Fiancé 90 Days Bears All."
"90 Day Fiancé The Other Way Strikes Back. 90 Day Fiancé Love Games. 90 Day Fiancé The Single Life. 90 Day Journeys. 90 Day Diaries."
"Darcey and Stacey (spinoff). The Family Chantel (spinoff)."-The_Town_of_Canada
This Is That Woman's Entire Career
"This is something that has been bothering me for years. The Progressive commercials with Flo. Wtf are they still doing making these??"-Careohlyne
"Some sociologist found that the literal pain response of advertising cringe sticks in our memory better than commercials that are purely informative, and are easier to make than commercials that are actually enjoyable."-Halorym
The Real Housewives Of GeorgeTakei.com
"The Real Housewives of Orange County
The Real Housewives of New York City
The Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
The Real Housewives of D.C
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
The Real Housewives of Miami
The Real Housewives of Potomac
The Real Housewives of Dallas
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
The Real Housewives of Melbourne
The Real Housewives of Sydney
The Real Housewives of Vancouver
The Real Housewives of Toronto
Les Vraies Housewives
The Real Housewives of Athens
Feleségek luxuskivitelben
The Real Housewives di Napoli
The Real Housewives of Nairobi
The Real Housewives of Aukland
The Real Housewives of Johannesburg
The Real Housewives of Durban
The Real Housewives of Cheshire
The Real Housewives of Jersey
The Real Housewives of Mars
The Real Housewives of Uranus"-judas_crypt
People Share Which Social Norms Absolutely Baffle Them | George Takei’s Oh Myyy
With This Rose...
"The 'Bachelor' and 'Bachelorette.' That franchise is older than some of the people in this thread. First series debuted in March, 2002. I was finishing up grade 12."
"That and survivor had most of my classmates hooked, but I could never get into reality shows. WWE Tough Enough (2004) was the only one that interested me enough to watch sometimes."-The_Fresno_Farter
Someone, end them. Put them out of their flailing, cash grabbing misery.
How's The Weather In Shondaland?
"Grey's Anatomy. When the doctor mortality rate is higher than the patient mortality rate then there's a problem. Doctor dying in freak car accident? Sure."
"Hospital shooting? Dark, but alright I guess. Plane crash? Okay, what the hell? A wing of the hospital catches fire? F*ck this hospital man."
"That's not even mentioning the near death experiences most of the doctors have had on this show."-zZRambino
The Forever Future War
"Terminator. I can respect the 3rd one and Salvation, while bad, had a good premise. But Genisys was doing a 1080 over the Shark."
"And then they followed it up with Dark Fate. A Franchise almost 40yrs old and Arnold is in damn near all of them. The only thing I can say about that is that at least they didn't go the de-aging route."
"And after all that time, they STILL haven't shown how the war ends!"-82ndGameHead
Created By Dick Wolf
"Law & Order
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Law & Order: Trial by Jury
Law & Order: Los Angeles
Law & Order True Crime
Law & Order: Organized Crime"
"I'm starting to think the 2001 SNL skit Law & Order, Parking Violations Unit wasn't a skit so much as a trial balloon."-que_he_hecho
Did you see a franchise listed here that made you roll your eyes immediately? If so, you're on the same page as everybody else. You can only get things that are high quality so often, and over-replicating them seems to decrease the chance that each ensuing piece will be solid.
And eventually people will catch on and stop partaking. The question is--how far are we willing to let it go?
Being rich looks fabulous.
I know, money isn't everything.
I've seen the super rich literally throw money away, because they could.
They never see it as waste.
I want to be able to waste.
I wouldn't, but I'd like the option.
Redditoralexduvalowanted to know what rich love to throw money at in bundles.They asked:
"What do insanely rich people buy that poor people have no idea about?"
I would spend on clothes. And I already have a lot. I can't help it. Gimme...
Vroom
"On staff mechanics. People see the Floyd Mayweathers and Tom Cruises of the world buying tons of cars and motorcycles, but when you have a fleet like that, you basically need on staff mechanics who at the very least keep your cars clean, but also handle all maintenance."
earic23
"on retainer"
"An acquaintance of mine is one of six pilots 'on retainer' for a wealthy family."
BeastOfEden420
"I have a buddy pulling in nearly 200k as a chief pilot for a crew of 4 pilots for a billionaire family. They fly far less than your average commercial pilot and he’s in his mid 30s. We live in the south, where you can live like a king on 200k."
arparris
Far Reach
"Access. Need to call a governor? He's on speed dial and will phone the senators too. Need to talk to the CEO of Coca Cola... he's waiting for you and immediately assigns someone to fix your problem. Do you want to yacht around the horn of Africa? The closest naval fleet will tell you the safest route and provide 'support' so pirates don't mess with you."
"I own a company and by nature interact with a lot of billionaires and CEO's. I'm by no means rich but hang in the circle enough that I've e-mailed CEO's of fortune 500's and they've hooked me up with huge 'free' things as a small perk or thank you."
"I've been PAID to fly places just to have a 1 hour meeting and then get a free VIP week long vacation with the mayor or consulate showing me around. It's trippy and I've never really felt at home, but I've been eternally grateful for these travel opportunities."
metarinka
Destinations
"Support ships for your mega-yacht. The biggest yachts don't travel alone, they generally have small cargo ships that do everything from house additional staff, to transport your cars so you always have them when you make port, to holding all of your toys (helicopters, submarines, day-boats, etc.). They'll often travel a day or two ahead of the yacht to a destination so that your staff can unload your things (cars, clothing, etc.) at the next villa you're summering in."
climb-it-ographer
Get back...
"Isolation from poor people. Rich people spend a lot of money to make sure that poor people can't get anywhere near them."
Bizarre_Protuberance
Rich people are funny. And clearly a bit rude...
Doubles...
"Cloning pets, one of our investors spent ~$100K cloning his dog."
Jiltedjohn
Initiation
"There are membership-based vacation clubs. Similar to high-end country clubs, but for travel. You may pay a one-time initiation fee that can be upwards of $100k - $250k to get 5-10 years of access to purchase incredibly exclusive vacation/resort/rental property experiences. I work in the travel industry and I know of multiple companies like this."
El_mochilero
The Expensive Skies
"I work in the film industry and one time I booked a trip for someone to fly from London to California for a weekend and it cost more than my yearly salary. This was 2010, and it was $35,000 for first class airfare, private car, & hotel, because they realized Friday morning that based on his contract that he needed to be present while the film was being finished that weekend, and his contract specified he accommodations needed to be first class/5-star hotel, etc.I accidentally had an extra "0" it was $35k, which is $10k more than what the studio was paying executive assistants at the time..."
-CoreyJ-
Insured
"Kidnap insurance."
i-need-blinker-fluid
"It's called kidnap and ransom insurance. K&R and it includes training so that you know what to do in a hostage situation. It also includes a trained response team. The statistics on this stuff was/is nasty. Your chance of survival with insurance is about 60%. Without it you're closer to 0%."
gretverd
And popcorn?
"There is a streaming service that's pretty much Netflix for rich people, allowing you to stream current cinematic movies for about 3,000 bucks a pop."
VloekenenVentileren
Oh to be rich and fabulous. Gimme the coins.
People Explain Which Communities May Seem Nice From The Outside But Are Incredibly Toxic
Don't you hate it when you get deceived by something pretty?
Like... "fooled you."
Those are the thoughts you get when you grab a rose and a bee jumps out and stings you.
Every group or community has its bees.
Or the more you learn about said groups you realize it's one big beehive.
Nothing is ever really the same from the outside in.
Redditordragon_barf_junctionwanted to know how we can avoid the toxicity of others by making a list. They asked:
"What community seems really nice from the outside, but is actually really toxic?"
Every group has soulless people among them. It's all in the numbers.
Not so Chill
"Minecraft community, especially twitter. Minecraft is like the chillest game ever but the people who are into Minecraft youtube stuff are a whole new level of deranged."
AV8ORboi
Crunched
"Crunchy mums/hippie mums/gentle parenting groups. They seem lovely, but it typically winds up being a judgemental pissing contest over who is the best parent in the world."
Arugula-Current
"As a gentle parenting and somewhat crunchy mom I can't fit into these groups either. Inevitably there's a crunchy mom who believes sunshine and vitamin c cure covid, or a hippy mom who wants to organize a protest at chic-fi-la, but most of them just talk trash about everybody that's different from them."
"ALL Christians are bad (I'm an atheist and I know plenty of lovely Christians). I don't get why people have to be so black and white like that. I will say that I can't deal with moms being sh*tty to their kids by either yelling or being manipulative assholes so I will leave a group if that behavior is being condoned. Guess that's where my judgment comes in... verbal, mental or physical abuse are not my things."
spelunkilingus
The Scene
"Cosplay and it's not even close!"
judgedavid90
I love making cosplays and wearing them, but last time I went to a convention, I realized I'd just become too old for the 'cosplay scene.'"
"I literally don't care that X broke up with Y so Z and W got into a fight because they sided with different people but Z and W had a matching cosplay planned and now V has taken W's place in making the cosplay and X made a group chat to mock V's cosplays and... like Jesus, it never stops. I just want to dress up as Jinx and take pictures. Leave me out of your teenage drama."
DansMaLigneDeMire
Narrarives
"Body positive community has some surprisingly negative people. My friend who at some point lost a lot of weight and got into exercising realized she was no longer welcome there. Not because she tried to tell other people to lose weight or started sharing dieting tips, but because her experience with obesity and her body did not match the preferred narrative."
foxmachine
Yeah Right
"Any workplace that describes itself as 'like a family.'"
jasmminne
"What they really mean is the Manson family."
SeldomSeenMe
That workplace one is a golden rule of life.
No Solutions
"Chemistry enthusiasts. It's all reaction videos involving highly toxic substances."
venbrou
"It boils down to being a pretty caustic community. Not sure if there is a solution before it implodes."
DitDashDashDashDash
Be Well
"The yoga/wellness scene. the pandemic was actually kinda handy at showing you which yoga teachers to stay the hell away from. The big things are of course, the anti-scientific views on medicine, but it’s also a breeding ground for cult leaders and grifters."
ilmalaiva
"I agree! It’s so unfortunate because I love yoga, but so many instructors (in the western world I suppose) are awful. My least favorite is when I feel like I’m being given a stern lecture on vulnerability lmao."
soapdishlunch
Extremists
"NoFap community."
"If the community stayed true to their original purpose, to quit porn, it wouldn't be toxic at all. But I'd say there are a lot of extremist people there, like people who say masturbation is evil and you must be fully abstinent unless you get a one night stand with a 10/10 because you did X number of days, or just plain conspiracies about the whole world view. The problem is this kind of posts never get removed."
the_living_paradox00
Popped
"The Kpop community? They be like heeeyyyy come enjoy this and the next minute tear you apart because you didn’t pick their favorite member."
allmylovingxx
"Yess! especially the whole locals things. when people that aren't into Kpop find a song that they like, people will tear them apart for listening to Kpop, telling them to name all the members of a group (obvi not talking about those weird thirst traps made by TikTokers)."
girlcrushjeongyeon
Intense
"For whatever God forsaken reason, Paper Mario. I have gotten more death threats from Paper Mario fans than any other Fandom. I posted about it maybe three times, max. About how I liked the games, specifically."
GladOkumuraGotShot
"Mario fandom is freaking intense. Critikal made a video about huge fight in YouTube comments that started with which Mario song is better."
Falchen_
Not everybody is a good person, even when it looks like they are.
Have you ever wished you could pee a different liquid?
No?
Well, just give it some thought.
What if you could urinate something which could actually help others, or something which could ease your financial burdens, akin to the goose who laid the golden eggs?
Then too, what if you could change things up, and pee something a bit more interesting than the customary pale yellow urine we currently produce?
Redditor aggles_N533PA encouraged the Reddit community to allow their imaginations to go wild, when they took to Reddit to ask:
"If you have the ability pee whatever liquid you want, what would you like to pee?"
Antibacterial qualities
"Horseshoe crab blood."- Outnabout3535325
Just the simple stuff
"Water."- eeyorex
Saves money, and could put an end to drilling!
"If it did not hurt, I would be peeing pure gasoline."- Tink2013
"Ethanol so I could piss in my pants and it would go dry again after like a minute."- xaomaw
Two birds, one stone!
"Toilet cleaner."- Loriol_13
"Liquid gold."
"Not literally liquid gold, but the wood cleaning spray."- PoopMuffin5
Instant genie!
"A million more wishes."- johntwoods
Saves a trip to Staples!
"Printer ink."
"Undie dribbles could be a problem though."- MadMikey6
"Printer ink."
"One of the most expensive things in the planet."
"If not having to be real, then fountain of youth water so I could be young forever."- Catshannon
It's a very interesting idea, that urinating could actually accomplish more than relieving oneself.
Even if this might also require some alternatives to conventional toilets...
There's little more restorative than going on a hike.
Escaping from the hustle and flow, and enjoying the peaceful serenity of nature, and taking in all the beauty around you.
But every now and then, hikers may stumble across something a bit unsettling, even scary.
Making them want to return to civilization all the sooner.
Redditor purple_loves_bread was eager to hear about the creepiest discoveries made by experienced hikers while on the trail, leading them to ask:
"Hikers of Reddit, what's the weirdest/scariest thing you've found/seen during a hike?"
How did it even get there?
"A dolphin skeleton 50 meters from the water on a trail in Costa Rica."- argenntinosaurus
An unwanted visitor
"On a backpacking trip in the Sierra Mountains in California, my buddy forgot to put his toothpaste in the bear bag, which is a bag you put all food and aromatic items in to hang from a tree branch at night so the bears won't eat it."
"At about 2 a.m., we hear him yelling and get up to find a huge black bear on top of him in his tent trying to get at the toothpaste."
"The rest of us had to bang pans and throw rocks to get the bear to leave him alone."- The_Spyre
Literal grave robbers
"Hiking in Vermont."
"Saw a bright red shirt hanging in a tree off the trail, so I went to check it out."
"Saw a couple of freshly dug graves and a few really old headstones."
"Reported it - turns out it was someone stealing headstones from a local graveyard and relocating them."
"Don't know if they were stealing the bodies, too."- GravityoftheMoon
Improper hiking attire
"Me, my old roommate and a friend went hiking into the woods in Tennessee."
'We were going along minding our own business, then we came up on a stream."
"On the other side of the stream, getting ready to cross, was a group of about 5 or 6 dudes only wearing socks and shoes."
"Naked bros hiking in the woods."
"I'm all about being in your birthday suit or whatever, but it was weird seeing it for the first time and apparently its a thing."- BungJovi
Witness to a massacre
"I stumbled on a poaching dump when I was 14."
"I used to hike trails near our home, way out in the woods."
"I'd explore, and then have to find my way back without a compass."
"I went really far one day, probably 2-3 miles through these old logging trails."
"I started smelling something terrible."
"There was a rocky outcrop right before a steep cliff."
"At the bottom of the cliff, there was a massive pile of dead deer, most were decapitated."
"Some were fawns."
"Had to have been 20-30 of them at varying states of decay."
"The stench was mind-alteringly bad."
"When I thought I had seen enough, I heard 4-wheelers and decided to hide."
"Two poachers in camo rolled up and tossed two more deer carcasses on the pile."
"They smoked, talked, and then left after about 10 minutes."
"I was probably 15 feet from them the entire time, hiding under a hemlock tree."
"I did not recognize either of them, and I knew absolutely everyone on that entire side of town, it was only 15-20 houses in a 5 mile stretch."
"I ran home and told my parents."
"They didn't believe me."
"Plus, they didn't know I was running off to those trails, so I got in huge trouble for that."
"I mentioned it to our neighbor who was big into hunting, he seemed very concerned and brought it up to the game warden."
"They investigated it, found the dump site, but never caught anybody."
"I am 100% certain it was not my neighbor." - User Deleted
Up close and personal with nature's beasts
"Mountain lion came very close to me."
"It didn't seem aggressive but it was curious."
"After a few minutes of us staring at each other and me pissing my pants he finally lost interest and disappeared into the forest while I got the f*ck out of there."- -MultiF0rms
An underground operation
"I've seen mountain lions, I've seen bears."
"The scariest thing I've seen was an elaborate grow operation in Northern CA."
"I crested a hill and walked 20 yards into this valley when I realized there were irrigated pot plants for as far as the eye could see."
"Reservoirs, hoses, camouflaged netting."
"My friend and I noped out of there as fast we could, both expecting to be shot on our way back to our car."- Zmirzlina
Not so itsy-bitsy...
"Hiking early morning in Hawaii and my stomach notifies me that it’s time to go #2 ."
"I find a porta potty near the trailhead and jump in to do my business."
"Once complete, I flipped my headlamp on to find the toilet paper, but instead find a huge, 5” in diameter, banana spider hanging out in the corner of the porta potty."
'Trying not to spook it I slowly reached for the 1-ply."
"As I do, my headlamp shines on this monster and it proceeds to FREAK TF OUT!!! "
"It runs in circles for a bit, both of us losing our minds at this point, and ends up between my legs inside of my underwear!!!"
"I’m at a complete loss for what to do, but eventually begin wiggling back and forth in an attempt to get this spider to remove itself."
"That didn’t work at all! Instead of exiting the premises, this MFer runs up my leg."
"This is the point where I give up and storm out of the porta potty yelling and screaming, pants around my ankles."
"No clue what happened to that spider, but it disappeared in a flash…just like my dignity."- Kamala__2024
Everyone needs an escape to the great outdoors every now and again.
Even though one never knows what lies in store, or what they may find.
Making the feeling of coming home all the more comforting.