These men are deeply confused about women. But strangely, they only feel lost in the most trivial, minute areas.
A note to all those that were worried these comments would invite utterly toxic sexism: everything is okay here. These Redditors seem far more interested in asking about leg-shaving and parked cars.
u/grilled_tits asked, "Men of Reddit, what about women leaves you completely baffled?"
The Real Life Savers
One bag of peanut butter m&m's (not the yellow bag... the red bag) will change my wife from wanting to stab me to being a loving and pleasant woman to be around...in the span of about 2 minutes.Giphy
Manners are Everything
When we are hanging out having casual conversation then her phone rings, she answers, and the pitch of her voice rises to Mariah Carey status.
It's All About Technique
How some women can shave their legs super fast! If I shaved any part of my body that quickly I would look like Hellraiser.Giphy
Just Making Sure You Saw It
The loud gasp while i'm driving about something small lol. Like do you want me to roll the car lol
This Is, Indeed, Insane
They can carry other humans inside of them if you think about it it's WILD.
Their aesthetic sense. How did they all become armchair interior decorators/fashion consultants?
My nine year old daughter is better at picking out my outfits than I am.Giphy
"Hey, You Got a Bobby Pin?"
How is it that bobby pin companies don't rule the world? I swear the average woman must go through more bobby pins in a lifetime than oxygen.
Pairing up to go to a public toilet.
Should Have Texted Better
I've had several women give me their number without me asking, but then when I text or call, they never reply. Why do this? I like when a woman makes the first move, but it still usually turns out to be nothing.Giphy
Mind What Matters
How some women can remember the exact details of an argument we had 8 months ago but somehow can't remember were they parked their car at the mall less than an hour ago.