These men are deeply confused about women. But strangely, they only feel lost in the most trivial, minute areas.


A note to all those that were worried these comments would invite utterly toxic sexism: everything is okay here. These Redditors seem far more interested in asking about leg-shaving and parked cars.

u/grilled_tits asked, "Men of Reddit, what about women leaves you completely baffled?"

The Real Life Savers

One bag of peanut butter m&m's (not the yellow bag... the red bag) will change my wife from wanting to stab me to being a loving and pleasant woman to be around...in the span of about 2 minutes.

u/Shots_anyone

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Manners are Everything

When we are hanging out having casual conversation then her phone rings, she answers, and the pitch of her voice rises to Mariah Carey status.

u/hvitehusen

It's All About Technique

How some women can shave their legs super fast! If I shaved any part of my body that quickly I would look like Hellraiser.

u/robotlasagna

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Just Making Sure You Saw It

The loud gasp while i'm driving about something small lol. Like do you want me to roll the car lol

u/RavenLovesChai

This Is, Indeed, Insane

They can carry other humans inside of them if you think about it it's WILD.

u/abcxyzkh

EXTREMELY Helpful

Their aesthetic sense. How did they all become armchair interior decorators/fashion consultants?

My nine year old daughter is better at picking out my outfits than I am.

u/gud_spelller

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"Hey, You Got a Bobby Pin?"

How is it that bobby pin companies don't rule the world? I swear the average woman must go through more bobby pins in a lifetime than oxygen.

u/kukukele

Talkin' Shop

Pairing up to go to a public toilet.

u/Sergana

Should Have Texted Better

I've had several women give me their number without me asking, but then when I text or call, they never reply. Why do this? I like when a woman makes the first move, but it still usually turns out to be nothing.

u/moondoggie00

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Mind What Matters

How some women can remember the exact details of an argument we had 8 months ago but somehow can't remember were they parked their car at the mall less than an hour ago.

u/mox44ah

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Any engaged couple looks forward to the big day when after months of planning, they get to tie the knot and declare their love in front of family and friends.

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Sometimes I think back to a teacher I had when I was a kid who demanded to know whether any of us were "raised in a barn" in response to crappy behavior. Namely littering. She hated littering. Can you blame her? It's a horrible habit and some people do it with no sense of shame. She dedicated much of her time to telling students to pick up after themselves and dispose of things properly. For that, I'm thankful.

But why didn't anyone else get the memo? The trash I see on the streets is obscene.

People had lots of thoughts to share after Redditor SneakyStriedker876 asked the online community,

"What seemingly uncivilized thing is commonplace in society?"
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I love presents. I try to hide my enthusiasm, and I do my best to appease the greater public by saying "it's the thought that counts." But that is a WHOLE lie. I don't just love gifts, I love great gifts. And if you go rogue from my lists, please keep a receipt. It's just plain rude to divert from what the recipient has requested.

This thought process has emerged from experience. I have received some trash presents over the years and now I'm too old to pretend you just went crazy while shopping. Like... "do you even know me?!"

Redditor u/sulemannkhann wanted to hear all about the presents some of us have received that we prayed, came with a receipt, by asking:

What's the worst birthday gift you ever got?
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I'm still on the fence about this whole extraterrestrial situation. I need more proof. Now I'm not naive enough to think that in this vast, endless universe only the human race exists. I just need proof, tangible, solid, didn't see it from my trailer through beer goggles proof.

I also need proof about the afterlife, another out there topic. Truth be told, I've never been that into this whole conversation. I've got enough daily problems on this planet, let alone worrying about making Will Smith's biggest hits into documentaries and not just popcorn/comedy space farce.

But let's compare thoughts...

Redditor u/ValencikHannibal197 wanted to discuss life beyond this planet, what do we really think? They asked:

What's the best theory on UFOs or aliens you've ever heard??
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