Lawyers Explain Which Disney And Pixar Villains They Could Easily Defend In Court
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Disney and Pixar villains wreak havoc on our favorite protagonists and justice ends up being served by severe punishment–ultimately resulting in their demise.


But in the land of not make-believe–where real-life people are litigious without hesitation–what would happen if these evildoers had a proper day in court?

That is something Redditor Lukegamer2 explored by asking strangers online:

"Lawyers of Reddit, what Disney or Pixar villain would you have the easiest time defending?"

Were these villains guilty of just being unpopular?

Ratatouille's Hot-Tempered Sous Chef

"Chef Skinner."

"I'd almost feel guilty charging money defending this case."

– ksozay

Secondary Pirates Antagonist

"I think Cutler Beckett never technically broke the law since he had the governor writing loopholes for him when hunting down the pirates in Pirates 2 and 3 so Cutler Beckett. I wouldn't even need to do anything."

– User Deleted

Brat Story

"Sid. No one is going to charge a kid destroying toys with a crime."

– theassassintherapist

"Sid was genuinely horrified to learn that toys were alive. The boy legitimately did nothing wrong."

– Slant_Juicy

Placement On The Food Chain

"Kaa, Finding Nemo's barracuda, the Lion King's Hyenas, and similar 'villains.' They're just trying to eat. Sorry nature put the protagonist on the menu."

ccReptilelord

These characters were definitely wicked, but would the judge grant leniency for their indiscretions?

The Master Of Deceit

"Jafar. Separate from the law of Agrabah being super interesting to learn about, his actions tend to be more deceitful than outright illegal, except where he became sultan, and therefore may have had immunity. Magic seems to be not super common, so there may not be any laws regarding coercion by magic. Separate from assaulting Aladdin, who he never actually managed to hit outside the Cave of Wonders, I’m not sure there are a lot of outright laws he broke."

– begoniann

The Super Jealous Uncle

"Scar, the only evidence was a coerced confession while a deadly weapon was held to his throat."

– Anonymous4mysake

The Case For Gaston

"In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide."

"My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. 'I’ll eat the eggs,' a young Gaston bellowed, 'And I will save our homeland.' And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic."

"What Gaston hadn’t accounted for was developing an addiction to the eggs. As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. There’s a scene during Gaston’s song where he motions to a wall full of his hunting trophies. But why are they there? Does he own the bar? No, he sold them for egg money. The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston’s defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. It’s not easy being the man who saved France."

"I think the saddest scene is when Belle shows Gaston the book, and he holds it upside down. See, Gaston seems brutish, but remember - his entire childhood was spent eating eggs. He didn’t have time for an education; he sacrificed his upbringing for his countrymen. He can’t even hold a book correctly. What Gaston wants to say, what he’s struggling to articulate, is 'Belle, I’m dying. A life long diet of a quite frankly insane number of eggs has left my body bloated with tumors. Before I shove off this mortal coil, I want children, who might experience a world without the oppression I have suffered.' Belle cruelly mocks him, which goes to make you wonder who the real beast is."

"When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. First, he sees his countrymen in danger once more, and despite being riddled with egg-tumors, wants to lead the masses to one last charge of glory since fighting for France is all he knows. Second, he realizes Beast’s head is about a month’s worth of egg-money. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney’s most tragic moments, plummets to his death."

"Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. Gaston saw Maurice as a genuine danger, and he’s not wrong; consider the hellish contraption Maurice created. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. Mind you, he did love Belle, and wanted to be the father of her children, but the danger presented by Maurice forced his plan into action immediately. When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). All in all, the failure was one of articulation."

"Gaston is the protagonist of Beauty and the Beast."

The_Gutgrinder

It's all about the accomplices here.

Reduced Sentence For Mr. Snoops

"Mr Snoops, from The Rescuers. Definitely guilty of being an accomplice to the kidnapping of a child, but I could get a reduced sentence based on the fact he wanted to end the scheme earlier and cut their losses on other precious gems that Penny had recovered. He also looked out for Penny's safety and prevented her from dying before Medusa came to the scene to force her to recover the Devil's Eye on pain of death."

– res30stupid

Court Comedy

"Yzma if only because that means Kronk would have to testify under oath. And you know he would be a blast to watch in court."

– inksmudgedhands

Time For The Hunt

"What about Clayton from Tarzan? I think at the time it wasn't illegal to catch wild animals in foreign (colonialized) countries. Morally reprehensive, but not illegal."

– raxeira-etterath

Oh, Deer

"Similarly, the hunter from Bambi. Assuming it was deer season, he did nothing illegal."

– Rhania506

Can't Touch Him

"Hades Dudes a god what's a.judge gonna a do."

– Sea_Mechanic5745

It Does Beg The Question

"Do human laws punish non-humans?"

– Pharah_is_my_waIfu

The Answer Is...

"Yes."

"There's actually a couple famous stories of animals - mostly elephants - being put on trial for murdering their abusive handlers. There's also how old laws considered the act of bestiality, with the animal being considered a 'Guilty Party' and executed alongside the human who committed the act. I also think there's a case where a human was exonerated for the crime because he was raped by a bear (he didn't survive, BTW)."

"Also, this has come up in at least one episode of Murder, She Wrote where a dog was going to be put down and disinherited for killing his master after being made the heir to his will, when it appeared the dog had intentionally closed the remote-controlled gates to the estate and killed his owner."


– res30stupid

We don't know how lawyers would actually approach the case if they represented these characters.

But one thing is certain. It would make for a great spin-off of Law & Order–Fairytale Crimes.

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