It's always a fun idea when we look at our favorite worlds of entertainment fantasy and wonder.... what if all of our favorite characters could somehow interact. How cool would that be? Or maybe at the very least the beloved scribes fashioning the stories could take a strike in a different make believe world. One writer I believe anyone would let run amok in any world, reality or fantasy would be literary Queen, Ms. J.K. Rowling. Can you imagine?

Redditor u/bogblocker wanted to discuss a possibility that many Potterheads would need Xanax to discuss by asking.... If Marvel's superheroes were made by J.K. Rowling, what unnecessary characteristic would she had given them?


Does that make him.... Bi?

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Hulk is gay. Bruce Banner isn't. FourEyesWhitePerson

Which makes "Hulk smash?" actually a hopeful request. HouseCravenRaw

An Identity Crisis....

Pepper Potts is allergic to peppers. Bear-Unnecessities

May as well, she's allergic to strawberries already. LockmanCapulet

Allergic to Harry Potter. xvsOPxDwUw

Sing out Louise! 

Thor's hammer would speak and sing songs regularly. leomonster

Stop! Hammertime. 445nm

Lokibeast....

Loki is actually into bestiality and had a horse offspring. Oh wait... NighthawK1911

Also, Hela is his daughter not his sister. The giant wolf and snake are also his children. They are the result of an affair with a frost giant lady that ended when he met his true love Sigyn. Oh wait...

We don't need JK for Loki. He's kinky enough. Myfourcats1

That's why they cast HER?!

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Black widow was black all along. Nate_Dogg_20

Family Vengeance! 

Rocket Raccoon used to be a Korean woman.

Thanos knocked up Black Widow, literally no one noticed or knew anything about it, and the fruit of their illicit affair will grow up and attempt to avenge her father's inevitable demise. piano_peach

He'd rather Carvel... 

Contrary to what you might think, Thanos' favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor is not Half Baked and he's heard that joke so many times it actually annoys him.

Thanos has actually been lactose intolerant the whole time. FancyStegosaurus

The Suit Incident....

Following the unfortunate "incident" in the MK3 suit that left Tony sore for 3 days and unable to perform for 8, Iron Man suits now offer extra space in the crotch area, so as to avoid penile bruising & other unfortunate issues in the cases wearers have an erection.

Fun fact: The crotch area in the suit made for Bruce Banner has enough space for 2 children or a dozen puppies to fit inside comfortably, as long as the suit isn't in use. No more than a couple of puppies otherwise. lexonhym

Wakanda Flushing.... 

Wakanda is super advanced but they have no plumbing because they just vibranium their poop away. commit_bat

Wakanda is super advanced but they have no plumbing because they use vibranium to create an uncountable number of small vibrations through their waste products to make the products fall apart into their elements, and then reuse those elements for science.

Now it's something that Marvel would do. erddad

Marvel getting Freaky Freaky.....

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Loki's favorite color is actually red. He wears green because he's colorblind.

Heimdall uses his power to watch people masturbate.

Odin and Frigga were swingers. Reptilian_Nastyboy

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Christmas is upon us. It's time to get those Christmas present lists together.

So... who has been naughty and who has been nice?

Who is getting diamonds and who is getting coal? Yuck, coal. Is that even a thing anymore? Who even started that idea?

There has to be some funnier or more "for the times" type of "you've been naughty" stocking stuffer.

I feel like the statement coal used to make is kind of last century at this point.

Apparently I'm not alone in this thinking.

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I admit, I love my stuffed animals. They're the best.

Some of them have been with me for years and I have them proudly displayed in different spots around my apartment. And when I've packed them for a move, I've done so with all the tender loving care I can muster.

What is it about them that stirs up these feelings?

Believe it or not, it's quite possible to form emotional attachments to inanimate objects!

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They say your 30's hits different, like one day you're young a hopeful and the next day you're just WAY too old for this.

What is the "this" you're suddenly too old for?

No idea. It's different for everyone, but make no mistake, it'll happen to you too.

Maybe it already has?

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Do all mothers go to the say mom school or something? Because they seem to share the same advice or go on the same platitudes, don't they?

Here's an idea.

Maybe they're just older, have more experience, and are trying to keep us from being dumbasses in public. At least, that's what I think.

I'm definitely grateful for my mother's advice—it's saved me more than once—and it seems many out there are too. And they all seem to have heard the same things from their mothers, too.

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