Creative People Imagine What The Walkie Talkie Inventor Might Name Other Things

Doesn't scream 5 Star but ok.

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Forks would be Stabby Grabbies!

Sounds rather Presidential at this moment!

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Cruise missile: zoomie boomie.

For XBOX of Super Nintendo?

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Call of Duty Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty III

You can never go wrong with the classics!

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Woah... It just occurred to me. Someone already thought of this:

Underwear - tighty whities.

As long as I'm still breathing call it what you want!

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Defibrillator: The Hearty Starty

Would about the other sizes and foods?

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Spoons would be soupy scoopies.

And the toaster?

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Microwaves - heatie eaties.

What's the interest on that deposit?

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Places where you donate sperm would be wankie-bankies.

Much more dignified!

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A fart would be a booty tooty.

Doesn't make them any less uncomfortable.

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Thongs: peekie cheekies

+/-??

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Pregnancy test: Maybe baby.

That's Looney Toonie!

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Rabbits: Jumpy Thumpies

As long as they're not holey!

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Socks are feetie heaties.

I see you. ALL of you.

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They would've named x-ray specs "eyesie spysies".

That could take the pressure off of first dates.

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Icebreaker activities would be meetie greeties.

What about with orange juice?

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Screwdrivers: Rightie Tighties

Ride in style!

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Limos are roomy vroomies.

Elmer's, Super or stick?

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_Glue would be 'Stickie-Quickie'. _

The New Lassie. Just need a Timmy!

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Wet dog: soggy doggy.

Any thoughts on the OBGYN?

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Pregnancy: Swellie belly.

Somebody's created a whole new language.

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Candy: Sweety treatie

Food: Yummy tummy

Dance: Boogie oogie

Tire swing: Ringie swingie

Chopsticks: Sticky picky

Speakers: Soundy roundies

Diploma: Classie passie

Glue: Thicky sticky

His girlfriend: Honey bunny

Computers: Starey squaries

Christmas tree: Shiny spiny

Subway footlong: Eaty feety

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Who knows what anyone is looking for in the relationship department anymore.

It's all too exhausting.

But people we keep trying.

RedditorProblemNice5257wanted to hear why so many people are still on the hunt for that perfect one. They asked:

"Why are you single right now?"
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But even those who don't practice an organized religion tend to believe that there is a Heaven, a happy joyful place where our souls will remain for eternity.

No two people share the same idea of what heaven would be like, but everyone who believes in it probably has an idea of the first thing they'd do after entering the pearly gates.

Redditor WeDidItGuyz was curious to hear what would be top on everyone's list upon entering the afterlife, leading them to ask:

"If heaven exists, what’s the first thing you’d do?"
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"Fun facts" generally refers to a tidbit of information about a specific topic which the general public might not have otherwise known about.

But the first word in that term can be misleading.

Indeed, some "fun facts" reveal information that isn't remotely "fun" in the slightes.

Redditor Alternative_kachocho was curious to hear some "fun facts" which were anything but fun, leading them to ask:

What's a 'fun fact' that isn’t fun at all?"
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It's amazing how one change to your lifestyle can improve your daily life.

Be it starting your day with yoga, eliminating foods that don't agree with you, or simply seeing your friends more often, something we're all eager to do after months of quarantine, it's amazing how one little change can make waking up and getting through your day more bearable.

Perhaps the only frustration that comes with this change, is that you only wished you'd started doing it sooner.

Redditor kxrllkxrll was curious to hear what hobbies, rituals or lifestyle choices people wished they'd gotten a head start on, leading them to ask:

"What improved your life so much, you wished you did sooner?"
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