
Dude, Where's My Chat?
[rebelmouse-image 18344844 is_animated_gif=I want to know what happened to all the chatrooms from those days. You can't even find a reference to most of them on today's net.
Who Ya Callin?
[rebelmouse-image 18344846 is_animated_gif=I had a beta release of Windows Chicago (Win 95) on my machine, which had a modem hooked to a phone jack. There was nothing else on the machine, (like AOL). One night I couldn't sleep and came down to snack at 3am. As I walked by the machine, I heard the hard drive spin up and start reading. The modem then started beeping and dialed out! I stood there in amazement as the hard drive flickered as if it were reporting back to the Mother Ship. I yanked the power cable out of the wall and never left the computer alone with an open phone line again.
Bad Luck For 27 Years
[rebelmouse-image 18344847 is_animated_gif=Why chain mail messages from the 90s have continued to circulate to this day.
Operator?
[rebelmouse-image 18344848 is_animated_gif=In AOL / AIM , if you added the screenname 'Operators' they would always be online. Sometimes they would sign off but then sign back on again immediately. They would never reply to any message you sent and this was after years of trying.
Away In A Winker
[rebelmouse-image 18344850 is_animated_gif=Before animated gifs were popular there was a website called the miraculous winking Jesus that would wink at you after about two minutes. It was great because so few people even knew what animated gifs were.
Blue Searching
[rebelmouse-image 18344851 is_animated_gif=Back in my AOL days like 96 or 97 I remember if you typed in the word "blue" into their search function a message would pop up saying "you don't have permission to access this" or something like that. There were other words that did the same thing but I can't remember them.
Material Girl
[rebelmouse-image 18344852 is_animated_gif=There was a time when you ordered things online by printing out the order form from the website, filling it out with a pen, and mailing it to the company with a check or money order. This is also how you paid for stuff you bought on eBay when it first came out. Of course, scams were everywhere and people were constantly getting ripped off. A lot of people actually thought Amazon was a scam site when it launched. The worst were sites where you bought porn or sex toys, because it was pretty unlikely you were going to press the issue if you got ripped off. People thought the clever thing to do was to make a small purchase from the site to make sure it was legit before you made a big purchase. This is how I actually bought porn for the first time. I ordered two cheap VHS tapes(that was the prime format at the time), and they showed up a few weeks later. So, next time I ordered six tapes and spent about $70(so hilarious looking back on it). Six weeks go by, no tapes. Eight weeks go by, no tapes, and I'm accepting it was a ripoff. Well, the tapes show up about three months later. I'm kind of in disbelief so I go to the website but everything's gone and it has one of those "Under Construction" things on it. The site never came back online. So. Who sent me those tapes?
Speed Racer
[rebelmouse-image 18344854 is_animated_gif=So there was this joke that went around that was a picture of a guy in a go-kart, like one of those really hardcore ones, so he was in the fireproof suit and helmet etc. Of course we're on dialup so it takes awhile for stuff to load. The joke was "look at this pic for ten seconds without laughing" then around 5 seconds in depending on your connection an audio file starts of someone making engine noises with their mouth, kind of pitch-shifted a little so it's high pitched as well.
So that was popular for a bit. Next thing you know, someone made an animation of a crazy frog synced up to the noise, and bam, you've got the crazy frog animation which became the mascot for Jamster! mobile club, a subscription-based service where you could download wallpapers and message tones, as well as ringtones such as the infamous Crazy Frog remix of Axel F (the Beverley Hills Cop theme) which was so stupidly popular that it actually charted, going Gold in the US and double platinum in Australia.
Old Friends
[rebelmouse-image 18344855 is_animated_gif=I wonder what happened to the following search engines:
AskJeeves
AltaVista
Infoseek
Lycos
The New Carmen San Diego
[rebelmouse-image 18344856 is_animated_gif=WHERE in the world is Tom from MySpace??
The Second Nostradamus
[rebelmouse-image 18344857 is_animated_gif=Guy that shows up on internet message boards in the early 1990s claiming to be from the future. I think he actually made some accurate predictions about disasters and stuff (?) [edit, nevermind about that "some accurate predictions" thing]. I doubt this would technically be a mystery because it was pretty obviously a hoax, but still, it's kind of interesting stuff.
Riddle Me This
[rebelmouse-image 18344858 is_animated_gif=There was a geocaching style puzzle that some famous person/author put together years ago, back in the 90s or early 00's. It was a series of riddles and there might have been some images to go along with it as well. The puzzles relied on having to visit the location and look around in order to solve them and be able to dig up the cache. The cache's supposedly had items that had collector value.
A few of the puzzles were solved but when I last heard about it years ago, no one had made any headway on the other riddles. I don't recall what the name of the "treasure hunt" was but there were locations across the US. It had some interest on the net in some communities years ago.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...
[rebelmouse-image 18344859 is_animated_gif=There used to be this rumor that if you were chatting on IRC you couldn't mention this one name or he'd take you away and you'd never come back. I think it was Candlejack or something but I can't be sure.
Where's Kevin Bacon?
[rebelmouse-image 18344860 is_animated_gif=The original social networking site was called six degrees. The goal was to prove that everyone on the internet was separated by six degrees. You submitted you address book. Not enough people participated. I'm curious if Facebook could run the numbers on something like this.
Before GPS...
[rebelmouse-image 18344863 is_animated_gif=I always wonder what happened to mapquest and how they would print out five pages of maps as default instead of just the text directions.
Better Off Ted
[rebelmouse-image 18344864 is_animated_gif=Guy called Ted made a website about his experience with a particular cave, basically describing events over the course of several months. He starts off going into said cave by himself. Explores a bit, finds a hole with wind coming through and the old caving adage "if it blows it goes" prompts him to enlist the help of a friend/fellow caver called B in digging out more of the hole so they can get through it and see what's on the other side.
There's a whole bunch of entries about them progressively widening this hole and things getting eerier, hearing noises etc. Eventually they break through to what they call Floyd's Tomb where they find weird hieroglyphs, a big perfectly round rock and what seem to be carved doorways in the cavern. They get the help of a third guy who goes through but is thoroughly freaked out when he gets back out and refuses to talk about the stuff in the Tomb.
Ted goes back with the first guy and they explore some more, but get the sensation of there being something inside the cave. They escape from it, but something pulls their ropes down from the entrance. All three of the guys start to experience visions and waking nightmares, Ted sees strange shapes moving around his house. He gets a message from B who says he wants to go back to get closure, Ted agrees.
The last entry is him talking about going back to the cave to find answers. I'm probably forgetting a lot of stuff because it's been years since I read it, but that's the gist of things. I believe the guy said it was just creepypasta, but it was one of the best back when creepypastas were more popular probably because he had pictures to go along with it and because it was an authentic experience that he got creative with to make it scary
Looking Up The Net
[rebelmouse-image 18344865 is_animated_gif=Does anyone else remember when they had internet phone books with lists of websites? Google wasn't around yet, but you could still search for things. Who bought those?
Edit: Here's one I found on Amazon.
Time Enough At Last
[rebelmouse-image 18344866 is_animated_gif=Maybe I'm just perpetuating another part of an urban legend through my questionable memory, but I seem to recall that when I first heard about Time Cube, I also stumbled upon a forum discussing a murder and/or suicide involving a Time Cube believer that was a member of this forum. I don't remember if this forum was dedicated to Time Cube, or if the topic was tangential to the purpose of it, but I do seem to remember people on this forum discussing how a member became a Time Cube acolyte (for lack of a better term) and began stirring up trouble. This led to conflict between members which eventually resulted in someone getting killed. Either the acolyte committed suicide, or killed another member. Maybe it was a hoax, or maybe I misinterpreted the posts, but I do remember reading discussion by users on a forum, and not just a creepypasta retelling of a story.
Does anyone remember anything about this?
Smells Like 90s Spirit
[rebelmouse-image 18344867 is_animated_gif=The publius enigma, a weird puzzle that was posted anonymously on the pink floyd usenet group right around the time "the division bell" came out in 1994. someone with the handle "publius" made some really cryptic posts that promised a treasure could be found and all the clues could be found by listening to "the division bell". there was a pretty devoted following trying to figure out what the treasure/answer was. it was proven to have some connection with the band via videos and lights at shows on pink floyd's tour, but "publius" disappeared off the internet and nobody knows the final status of this or even how it was created.
And Finally, The Most Important:
[rebelmouse-image 18344868 is_animated_gif=What time is Peanut Butter Jelly time really?
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It's highly believed that it is important to learn history as a means to improve our future.
What is often overlooked is that what is taught in history class is going to be very different depending on where you went to school.
And this isn't just internationally, even different regions of the United states will likely have very different lessons on American history.
This frequently results in our learning fascinating, heartbreaking and horrifying historical facts which our middle or high school history teachers neglected to teach us.
Redditor Acherontia_atropos91 was curious to learn things people either wished they had learned, or believe they should have learned, in their school history class, leading them to ask:
What isn’t taught in history class but should be?
The Irish Troubles
"The troubles."
"Too many people in America do not understand why a wall straight through Ireland would be a BAD idea."
"I’m referring to the Brexit referendum and possible outcomes."
"If people were wondering why we were talking about walls through Ireland in the first place."- CLCVS.
Forgotten elements of World War II
"What the Japanese did to the Chinese during WW2."
"Unit 731."- CaptainMcBoogerJew.
"Japan gets off easy for their war crimes in WW2."
"They killed an estimated 16mil Chinese civilians and another 8mil soldiers"
"Also, Pol Pot."
"Didn't know who he was until I was like 25."
"Worst dictator all time (in terms of percentage of population he decimated)".
The truth about the American Revolution
"That the American Revolution was part of a wider cold war type of conflict with France."
"The American Revolution was basically the UK's equivalent of the US version of Vietnam."- vinsant7.
The Dark side of Swedish history.
"As a Swede, I'd like to know more of all the horrible sh*t my country has done throughout history."
"It's a damn shame we're trying to hide our history."
"For example, Swedes killed a metric sh*t ton of all Polish people when we were at our strongest."
"That's the kinda sh*t we don't get to learn."- mogwandayy.
Colonization
"Basically what Belgium did to the Congo."
"A lot of people are telling me that they are taught about this actually."
"I'm glad to hear it because I wasn't taught about this in the USA during my public school days (1995-2008)."- EconArch.
The truth about "heroes".
"While teaching about historical Heroes they should also tell students about the unspeakable things some of them did."
"Many famous figures throughout history who are pillars of morality actually did many terrible things." - User Deleted
Intolerance for Mental Illness
"The dark history of mental illness treatments."
"I think it's worth learning about."- 7dayexcerpt.
Slavic Mythology
"Slavic mythology in Slavic countries."
"Don't get me wrong, I love both Greek & Roman mythology and as a person from the Balkans both of those cultures are part of my country's history and had great influence over not only my region but the entirety of the continent & the western world but I wouldn't mind knowing more about Slavic mythology as well."- ShorsShezzarine.
The truth about the CIA
"How the CIA was made and all the shady things they did over the years."- ALargeChip.
There is a lot about the history of our world, not to mention our own country which shouldn't be ignored.
And it's from learning from our mistakes that we really improve our future.
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So apparently we are in the endemic phase of this nonsense.
We have light at the end of the tunnel.
So what now?
Where do we go from here?
Normal seems like an outdated word.
How do we get back to normal though?
Is it even possible?
What are reaching back to?
Life pre-Covid.
Those were the days.
If only we could bring them back.
Redditor hetravelingsong wanted to discuss our new normal in this hopeful "endemic" phase. So they asked:
"What’s something random you miss about pre-COVID times?"
I miss people being sane. Though that maybe election cycle issues not COVID. We'll never know.
I thought I was Alone...
"Being able to grocery shop after 11 pm."
Reading_Rainboner
"Hell yes. I miss the days where the Walmart across the street was open 24 hours."
Small_Tax_9432
let's just go...
"I miss spontaneity... everything now seems to have a barrier of difficulty."
iidosee
"I live very close to Disneyland so I have an annual pass. My friends and I would just go there after work and hang out and grab a bite to eat."
"Now, we have to reserve a day to go. And most of the time, the days are at 'full' capacity so we couldn't even reserve. I don't want to schedule to hang out at Disneyland for a couple hours for July. So yeah, I definitely miss the 'lets go eat at Disneyland tonight?' texts."
mymymissmai
Not til 24-25
"Functioning global supply chains. Ah, the product you want has got microchips in it? 9 month wait."
richard-king
"Minimum, I'd been saying for a while now that I wouldn't expect a true return to normalcy in terms of electronics prices till 2024-2025. Although Crypto crashing through the floor really took some of the pressure off graphics cards which I really appreciate."
statiiic
WTF?!?!
"How affordable everything was!"
Disastrous_Hour_6776
"Yep. Today I was bagging up my things at the grocery store and I heard the cashier say to the lady behind me 'thats $78.12.' She had -- 2 boxes of Kellogg's corn flakes, a carton of 12 eggs, milk, strawberries, raspberries, blue berries, a small cheese cake, English muffins, coffee, and a small whole frozen chicken that could maybe feed 3 people if the meat portioning was small."
SnowyInuk
Sushi
"My favorite sushi place. It was good quality, close by, kid-friendly, and not too expensive."
InannasPocket
All of this... it was a simpler time.
NASTY
"As a retail worker, just how f**king NASTY some people have gotten."
DmitriPetrov*itch
"They applauded you for being an essential worker but won’t vote for policies that’ll raise minimum wage while insisting a wage cap for heavily paid employees."
sketchysketchist
CHANGES your DNA...
"Some of the people closest to me became very bitter and petty over the last 2 years. So many people have the 'crazy eyes' now."
__--__7
"So true and holidays with the family is like who has the biggest tinfoil hat building contest. How many jumps does your brain have to go through to think that the Covid vaccine CHANGES your DNA into the patented DNA so that the government now controls your body."
"So like vaccinated people now have a singular DNA set. I feel like I still have a chunk of my brain just broken off due to that comment alone. I was also told by same family member that I could never donate blood again due to the vaccine. I guess it is so my patented DNA doesn't affect people?? FYI my vaccinated butt just donated today fine and multiple other times after the vaccine."
tyreka13
Homeward Bound
"House prices."
adrianinked
"I'm resigned to never thinking I have a chance on owning property where I live. I'm 30 and just can't imagine it anymore. And I don't want to live anywhere else so, whatever."
Osdab2daf
"That didn’t happen because of the pandemic. That was already happening regardless."
CH11DW
Oh Mickey
"All Day Breakfast at McDonalds."
hutch2522
"It was honestly hell to do, and not very popular. ITs margins aren't anywhere dinner and lunch specials. ON top of that, the temperatures are such that They require its own grill, meaning that if you have 2 grills in shop, you are down 50% of lunch capacity."
Freyas_Follower
Way back when...
"Hanging out with friends. And I mean waaaaaay before Covid. Like 2006 back when I had some friends."
LoocsinatasYT
I miss the old days. Maybe we'll get back there.
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What do you believe?
Is there a GOD in the sky?
Is he guiding us and helping us?
Life is really hard. Why is that is a big entity is up there loving us?
Atheists have taken a lot of heat for what feels like shunning GOD.
What if they've been right all along?
Maybe let's take a listen and see what they really think.
Redditor __Jacob______ wanted to hear from the people who don't really believe all that "God" stuff. They asked:
"Atheists, what do you believe in?"
I'm waffling between G-O-D and nothing. So please give me some education.
911
"We need to look out for each other because help isn't coming."
cknipe
Peace Out
"More than 2 decades ago, a priest was giving a sermon in my church and he said 'our faith requires you to believe without question. Why call it faith if you have to ask questions?' I haven't returned to church. Not until my wedding day but you know what I mean."
asiangontear
Delusion
"When I was young I used to think that after death you would have access to a PC that you could see absolutely anything about your life. Stats, any question you had no matter how obscure, replays of moments, perspectives of others in relation to you. No matter what you wanted to know, if it was relatable to you, you could see it. I know it's silly, but as time goes on I just want it to be real, and I don't think I'd have any issue allowing myself to fall into that delusion."
eggwardpenisglands
I think nothing happens...
"Realistically, I think nothing happens. We literally experience nothing after death. Same thing that we experience before birth. We don't exist, so it's nothing. I think the tenant that we should follow while living is to try to be happy and healthy while minimizing the damage we do to each other."
"What I would LIKE to happen after death is whatever you believe in, exists. I think Christians should get to go to heaven if they truly believe in it, Hindus and Buddhists get reincarnated, and everyone else also gets to experience what they believe they will experience."
"'I would still experience Nothing. Maybe it's one of those things where at the moment of death their brain makes them experience what feels like an infinitely long moment in time where they experience their afterlife. I just think it would be neat for everybody."
Better_Meat_
Shrug
"Best advice I received from a dear senior on their way out. 'You win some, you lose some' shrug. Nothing divine, life is that simple and wonderful, accept it and move on."
Tune_Kindly
It all sounds pretty simple. Why are people so up in arms about Atheists?
Whatever
"I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do."
imCIK
Cool with Empty
"Nothing. [Serious]."
rumblingtummy29
"I feel this way about death. When I was 5, my grandfather died and my cousin simple said, he is dead, that means you are gone forever. Everything ends up dying, even plants and animals. I'm now in my 40's and still have this simplistic view of life and death. People think I'm ambivalent to life and death but it's just what it is."
thepigfish82
puppet-masters...
"I think a lot of religious people struggle with the fact that we are all just swirling units of chaos. There is no grand plan or great orchestrator. I think that’s why people who are prone to religion are also susceptible to things like Q anon and the Cabal and all that. They REALLY want to believe that there is some almighty puppet-master who determines all of humanity’s fate."
Lngtmelrker
“we’re living in a society!”
"Just be a kind and empathetic person not because you’re worried about some cosmic justice, but because it’s the right thing to do. If there is some being that created us there’s no way they actually care about believing in it or adhering to some rules from over 2000 years ago."
"Also a big thing for me is that I find the idea that you need religion or the Bible in order to have morals and ethics pretty dumb. It’s pretty f**king clear that most evangelicals have neither. But my main thing is being a good person simply because, as George Costanza once said we’re living in a society!' If you’re only a good person in order to make it to heaven you probably aren’t actually a good and moral person."
conservative_genius
That's All
"You're born. You live. You die. That's it. After you die you cease to exist, the same as before you were born."
serefina
Believe what you want. We're all here together. So let's focus there.
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The list of what irritates me is endless.
I mean... breathing too loud or dust can set me off.
I'm a bit unstable, yes.
But I'm not alone.
So let's discuss.
Redditor Aburntbagel6 wanted to hear about all the times many of us just couldn't control our disdain. They asked:
"What never fails to piss you off?"
I feel like this article can go on forever. Let's get some highlights.
Wasted Time
"Meetings that could and should have been an email."
Sirena609
Lotto People
"Getting stuck behind people playing the lottery at a corner store."
thenuggetlover
"I also used to work in a gas station and you’re SO right. I f**king hated the lottery people. Especially since my store had a small staff and there was usually only one of us working at a time, which meant that I couldn’t get any of my other work done as long as they were there."
"And you’re right, it’s also pretty sad to watch. I had one lady who used to come in every day and spent hundreds and HUNDREDS of dollars on scratch tickets. One day, she won $200 after spending probably around $600 and she was so excited and saying she can 'finally pay her bills.'"
i-am-your-god-now
Aware...
"No situational awareness. Job, home, shopping, driving. Think for one minute and go about. OBSERVE!!"
Dizzy-Foundation8122
"My mom is one of those people who leave the shopping cart in the middle of the damn aisle and proceed to walk twenty feet away. After correcting her a million times to no effect I just walk away now so people don’t know I’m with her."
OutrageousEvent
Shut Up!
"Endless barking in the middle of the night, I love animals but that sh*t I can't stand."
Acceptable-Lemon2924
"Endless barking in general drives me up a wall. One of my friends dogs was barking almost an entire gaming session the other day. I wanted to reach through the computer and smack him for letting it go on."
bangersnmash13
Kindness
"People being mean to service workers, especially if the workers are very young."'
scaryboilednoodles
All of these things. I hate them all.
Admit It
"People who never accept fault when they mess something up. Like, why blame a million people when it was clearly you who did it???"
Quirky-Area-8978
From Above
"My upstairs neighbors."
lutzow89
"I had terrible neighbors at my previous apartment. It was a one person studio for students, but her boyfriend was clearly living with her illegally and he was loud."
"One night we knocked n the door at 3 AM because of the loud music and an unknown girl opened the door. I just thought they were having a little party. But the next door I saw the girl living there come home with a suitcase after having been away for the weekend... Her BF was cheating on her in her own apartment."
Th3_Accountant
Move Away
"People who sit directly next to me at the airport, movie theater, any other place where you can choose a seat when there is PLENTY of other seating."
BacardiPardy33
"I can’t YES this enough and the ones who can’t park for crap so they park so close you can’t open doors on one side of the car or the ones who park directly behind when you pulled through so the door won’t open to load groceries."
BacardiPardy33
It's Over
"People who try to restart old drama. Like I'm done with you, just leave me alone."
Tired_Potatos
"Yep, half the reason I've basically quit playing one of my favorite online video games. People keep bringing old crap up or sh*tting on on someone who used to be our friend. I got tired of it so I just ejected the game out of me."
CaucasianHumus
AHHHHH!!!
"People walking too slow in front of me with no way to get around them. It’s even worse if it’s a couple or group taking up the whole sidewalk. HAVE SOME SPATIAL AWARENESS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!"
_-v0x-_
Life in general pisses me off. I'm easy.
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