Whether we're walking around in public or just in the next room, we sometimes overhear conversations...out of context.

Below are 30 of the most WTF conversations people have walked in on. Take a peek!

1/30) About two weeks ago a guy walked past me while frustratedly yelling into his phone, "No, I said I'm not trying to invite you to an orgy, damnit!"

-pdxemf

2/30) All I heard as I was walking by the lunchroom was " mayonnaise is not a beverage Sharon"!

-highly_caffinated

3/30) Two girls on the bus sitting in front of me start talking about a date that one of them had recently been on, one of them says "and then he stuck his hand up my skirt" and her friend responds with "the one with the stripes on it?"

-Sue_Ridge_Here

4/30) Not exactly a conversation but there's a guy in the dorm below me. He doesn't know this but I can hear him through the vent in my floor.

He has a young sibling, I think, and he sings to her over the phone at night. I fall asleep to it sometimes.

-Slytherin

5/30) Was on the bus and a small girl and her father were sitting next to me. The kid was misbehaving a bit and wouldn't listen to her father telling her to settle down. Eventually he cries out: "Why won't you do what I tell you to?"

Little girl answers snaps back with: "Mom always tells you to stop washing your balls in the sink but you still do it!"

Needless to say they got off that bus very quickly as every single person around them was desperately trying not to laugh.

-lootapotta

6/30) Girl 1: Are you [Name]?

Girl 1: Thanks! I'd date you, too, but I'm straight, and I have a boyfriend.

-Tsunoba

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7/30) Me and a friend were sitting outside McDonalds when we heard this

Guy was about 12 and all his friends were hanging on every word in amazement like he was a total stud

-WarriorLone

8/30) My freshman roommate in college would talk on the phone 24/7, to anyone and everyone. His gf, the girl he was cheating on his gf with, and my personal favorite, some random conversation that I was barely paying attention to when suddenly: "Oh! I forgot to tell you...your daughter broke up with me yesterday!"

To this day I kick myself for not paying attention from the beginning.

-timowd

9/30) One gentleman telling another that he could "pop a wheelie in this bad boy" referring to his wheelchair. I had to introduce myself because that is the type of person I need in my life.

-tigerstripedelight

10/30) I was walking past a bar one night and a man was standing outside on the phone and I caught "look man, I need to tell you about the monkey.."

-KindaSithy

11/30) On college campus...a black guy walks up to a black girl he clearly knows, who is wearing a hat and sunglasses... 'Ooooh girl where you going looking all incog-negro?'

-ButterYoBread

12/30) I was deployed to Kuwait and was chilling in the Rec center, the only place on base that gets Wifi. I'm minding my own business, trying to give everyone their privacy but I couldn't help but to overhear, "Well, it would have been super helpful if you didn't suck him off." Given the circumstances, that was really polite of him.

-Wherearemylegs

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13/30) I was in a bar one night and while you probably wouldn't call this an accident, because she was screaming...a couple were breaking up. She was yelling at him because he didn't want to buy her another drink, because lo and behold she was drunk and making an arse out of herself. To finish her tirade she scream in a high pitch annoying voice:

Drop mic. Walk off to applause and laughter!

-toddsmash

14/30) In an old electronics class we were playing with spectrum analyzers and discovered that the old cell phones broadcast on open frequencies. If you found the spike on the spectrum and tuned into it, you could hear what they were saying. Happened to tune into a couple girls calling some guy so they could come over and smoke some 'doobies'. By the time they were done me and my lab partner had the entire class clustered around listening in. Think half of them were hoping to find out where they were going so they could crash the party.

-jsrsd

15/30) I was at the movies.

17/30) My wife and I were at a pretty fancy restaurant, where they have their wine list on iPads. We were in a celebratory mood and decided to splurge a bit and get some glasses of wine that were $15 a pop.

Ended up ordering THREE bottles over the course of our dinner. Crazy and entertaining all at once

-dhslax88

18/30) I overheard two people's epic encounter a while ago.

They said bye to each other in an extremely awkward manner and went on their way.

-kosmor

19/30) Overheard more or less: at a past job I was accidentally sent an email from a woman at an office several states away that basically said,

It was followed with about 10 "recall message" attempts.

-dmoted

20/30) Met my boyfriend's family, then walked into the other room. "She's nice and all, but I really liked [ex's name] better. What ever happened to her?"

-tootako

21/30) Girl 1: Why'd you eat my mayonnaise? You have your own.

Girl 2: I LIKE THE COMBINATION.

-mariabutterfly

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22/30) I was walking through a parking lot and a lady drove past.

"No, I didn't leave a butt plug in your morning smoothie"

-D1nk1n_

23/30) I overheard my 7 year old cousin playing with a hairclip he found "People think im am egg but im actuly a venomous spider I LIVE IN THE OCEAN"

-numbu8

24/30) Was at work and a couple of guys walked past the window, all I heard was "Dude, you really should get her a birthday present, I mean, she did give you a really good blowjob."

Fair enough.

-FroggiJoy87

25/30) At Walmart, two guys maybe 18 years old looking at a box of extenze pills. They were beyond pumped, I heard one say "we're gonna be so huge!"

-badcaliforniadrivers

26/30) Somebody was talking on the phone on my way back to the car from the grocery store

Needless to say I probably broke a record for fastest car grocery loading ever.

-Cm0002

27/30) Two old men talking about the plot to My Cousin Vinny. They were trying to remember the name of the movie but they couldn't do it. My wife and I ended up buying their dinner, and we made our own little game based on it called Ambigous Movie Plot where you try and stump the other person by giving just enough details about the movie so it pisses them off when they hear the title, but not enough so they can guess it.

-Anastik

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28/30) I was at a graduation party for my best friend when she graduated high school in '07, and a boy she was hanging out with at the time was there. He had to use my friend's house phone to call his mom and the last thing he said to her before hanging up was "I'm a grown man, Mom, I'll skateboard home!"

We still use that to this day.

-generaldisarray420

29/30) I was in a shoe store and a little girl was playing on the floor with her mom. The mom kept asking her to stand up but the little girl would continue rolling around the floor. Finally she rolled under her mom's legs and looked up and said loudly: "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ON ANY PANTIES?" And the mom dragged her out of the store quickly.

-ladyambrosia999

30/30) My high school had a lot of stoners. One day in class I overheard the following,

FYI I don't remember the actual amount, but it was somewhere in the $50-$150 range.

-hellaabro

Bonus) While eating at a fast-food joint way out in west Texas during a family road-trip, I took note of a small group of friends (20s-30s men) with large tin boxes full of trading-cards (probably Magic). They weren't sitting too far from us, and the place was quiet enough that we could overhear their discussions fairly well.

Immediately, I erupted into a barely-stifled fit of giggles. I found myself straining to keep quiet while I almost got a chicken-nugget bolus into my windpipe. That would have made for a very, very awkward eulogy.

-shebbsquids

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