1. Jalarle al escusado cuando mientras estn orinando y ver quien termina antes.

2. Han tenido fantasas sexuales con sus amigas. Si todas sus amigas.

3. Cuando estoy en la regadera me gusta juntar agua en mis manos, echrmela en el pecho y ver como cae al piso.

4. Cambiar a modo Bestia cuando subes las escaleras solo.

5. En vez de usar plastinudos para cerrar el pan, solo dale vueltas a la parte vaca y mtelo debajo.

6. Han pensado en parar el tiempo y hacer cosas indebidas con la gente.

7. Todo hombre se ha despertado con la famosa tienda de acampar y tenido que inclinarse para poder ir al bao.

8. Checado en lnea si tienen buen tamao.

9. Todos los hombres en algn punto de su vida han hecho el cabeceo a otro hombre por alguna razon o otra. Ese mismo cabeceo se lo han hecho a una mujer solo para recibir una mirada de confusion.

Adicionalmente, nunca les an enseado el cabeceo, simplement ocurree naturalmente.

10. Se han sonado la nariz en la regadera.

11. Han agitado las cobijas de su cama despus de tirarse un pedo.

12. Cuando estn orinando han intentado de cubrir toda el agua con burbujas de orina.

13. Cuando escribo un comentario en el Facebook de alguna mujer lo leo un milln de veces despus de mandarlo para asegurarme que no suene estpido. Y despus suena estpido.

14. Imaginar cmo salvara a la gente de su trabajo, escuela o cualquier lugar de un ataque terrorista.


15. Mirar su popo cuando terminan de ir al bao. A veces toca disfrutar la obra maestra que acabas de crear.

16. Ver comedias romnticas solos. No puede haber nadie ms. Nadie puede saber.

17. Quitarme los calzones y patearlos hacia mi mano para sentirme como un maestro ninja.

18. Borrar su historial.

19. Apuntar a la esquina del escusado cuando estas orinando para evitar que la gente escuche.

20. Ver que tan lejos puedes estar del escusado sin fallar.

Translated by: Jose Mizrahi

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