Sometimes a joke is so good, it's worth taking three months to tell. Twitter user Hadie Mart (@CostcoRiceBag) began tweeting some strange things all the way back in May, but no one was quite sure of her intentions. On August 23, she finished her magnum opus and told everyone to go back and read the first word of all her tweets!
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1535049807.0
This is the moment I’ve been waiting for for four whole months......— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1535049769.0
The best state fair food is corn on the cob don’t @ me— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1535046799.0
Real talk: idk what I’m going to do when my friends no longer all live within a 1 mile radius of me— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1535046389.0
Life was so much easier when my school supply list was colored pencils and glue sticks— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534998954.0
IS THERE A MORE ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME??? https://t.co/Jk6tcrcTDi— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534988630.0
This is the 9th time I’ve heard Africa today and I wish I was exaggerating— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534984572.0
Just told an 11 year old boy what’s up bc he tried telling me that some girls will never get married because there… https://t.co/uA5FhuBKcA— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534958541.0
Fantasy football:— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534946218.0
Hadie had been tweeting the lyrics to the Queen mega-hit "Bohemian Rhapsody" in reverse order so they'd be easy to read when the time came.
Caught me https://t.co/SvUL450t3D— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534946021.0
In case you were wondering, I’m moving out of my house on Sunday and I haven’t started packing yet. Where is the surprise?— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534936305.0
A quick question: do guys share every single detail of their lives with their guy friends or is that just a girl thing?— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534909306.0
“Landslide” (the Dixie chicks cover) is my mood rn— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534902685.0
No I have still not figured out what I want to do with my life and yes I am still a hot mess thanks for asking— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534901970.0
Escape rooms are underrated ok— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534893864.0
From now until graduation I REALLY need to have it together— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534881279.0
Reality is really starting to set in and surprise! I’m not ready for senior year— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1534872826.0
Now that Hadie is finished, it's amusing to go back and see her excuses for posting some of the song's stranger lyrics:
Scaramouche: A stock clown character in Italian comic theatre https://t.co/tWNae6BRPN— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1531361082.0
Galileo did NOT dedicate his entire life to studying physics and astronomy for an IDIOT to hang a sign in Dinkytown… https://t.co/TOIb76IGvD— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1531106964.0
Figaro is the best character in Pinocchio— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1531037596.0
This joke has been a long time in the making! Hadie tweeted the last words of the song all the way back on May 7.
Blows my mind that school used to go into JUNE and somehow I tolorated it— Hadie Mart (@Hadie Mart)1525716470.0
Congratulations on a genius prank, Hadie! Freddie would be proud.