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Single people can be thrown the most invasive questions. So of course, they have to find witty answers. This is partially to save face, but also to make the other person embarrassed for even asking.

u/Loveablealienstitch asked: What's the best response to "Why don't you have a boyfriend?"


Not gay.

For the last time mom, I'm not gay.

Yvng_Mxx

The GD question just won't go away And I get asked every single day But the way they ask it is not a disguise Like, "how was your day, do you like to kiss guys?"

ObsidianConspiracyIV

Do you need it or just want it?

Giphy

"Do you need me to have a boyfriend?"

SmutForHire

But what if they say "yes because you look miserable" or something like that, then what?

surnguy

Get wrecked.

Your dad stopped returning my calls.

Dunsparces

Not sure I can use that with my grandparents...

the_honest_liar

Where'd he go?

Look extremely shocked.

"I... I don't? Where did he go?!"

Then walk away.

do-you-concur

"Don't you see him? He's right beside you". said in a very creepy/crazy voice also works

rainfal

MY WIFE!

Giphy

My wife would frown on it.

noledad1128

Mine won't share.

dlordjr

Disappointment.

"Because people don't usually volunteer to be disappointed."

NeoTokyoNihilist

"Let's go to the un-amusement park!" - nobody ever.

cleeder

Lucky duck.

I've just been incredibly lucky so far!

purpleRN

No green thumb.

Giphy

"I don't have a green thumb! All my plants and boyfriends keep dying!"

misskinky

I'll give it a go. I've never been killed.

KalaRinpoche

What a hunk.

I do, he's in the refrigerator. Want a slice?

elom44

Gives a new definition to "My boyfriend is a hunk... of meat."

Ste10pm_here

We love a good Vine reference.

I'm a lesbian, Karen.

[deleted]

I thought you were American.

zakaeth

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