Most of us 90s kids grew up with Pokémon. There was a GameBoy game, a trading card game, a cartoon, and merchandise; oh, the merchandise!
Most of us have probably given some thought to what we'd do if pokemon were real. Would we become trainers or gym leaders, become Pokéfans and devote our lives to repping our favorite pokemon, or would we run screaming to the nearest fallout shelter because holy crap monsters are real?
Reddiy user LabMember003 asked:
You've Obviously Thought About This
1) get 2000s scene girl hair
2)get a sweatband around one of my arms
3) wear clothes with 10000 useless zippers.
4)Name my self something edgy like Bongo. Or Lisa
5)Take over a shed, become a gym leader.
6) act like I'm the best trainer of x type pokemon
7) act shocked and fall to my knees with a close up shot of my clenched fist when a 10 year old kid beats my a** with the wrong type pokemon.
"B o n g o"
Especially When You're In A HurryGiphy
Buy a ton of repels. I don’t need a three foot caterpillar in my life!
Or annoying f**king bats that won't stop confusing me.
Blasting Off Again!
Dye my hair blue, find a girl who will dye hers red, and catch a talking Meowth. 😏
Hide. I doubt Pokeballs also exist, which means we gotta wait for someone to develop a similar device, which means there are f**king dragons, dinosaurs, storm causing titans, hostile super computers made of iron, psychic types that could easily rip my limbs off, grass types that could poison entire city blocks, electric types that could kill anyone instantly, steel types that are impervious to any form of man made attack, etc.
The world would end. We'd all be f**ked. For example, how the hell would we combat Mewtwo, Rayquaza, or Groudon if one of 'em got pissed. And that's only three of like 70 that could instantly fucking end humanity.
We gotta think before we just wish Pokemon into existence.
There's gonna be a 12 year old Pokemon trainer that's going to save the entire world. don't sweat about it. 😂
F**ker is too busy playing Fortnite.
Just My Luck
I'd probably die. Imagine walking into some f**king vegetation only to meet some demigod who will f**k my sh*t up.
They didn't say it was a randomizer, if you avoid burnt buildings, science headquarters and dark caves you should be fine! Also don't go to any mysterious islands on a foggy day either.
Get Back To Nature
Army of Bulbasaurs, Venusaurs and Ivysaurs to re-grow rainforests and save the planet.
I would begin the hunt for Shaymin. It purifies the polluted areas.
This Youngster Gets It
1.) Put on yellow t-shirt and backwards blue baseball cap.
2.) Catch Rattata
3.) Stand with my level 4 Rattata (he's in the top percentile) in the middle of a trail.
4.) Turn in 90° angles, occasionally taking a few steps.
5.) If I see another person I yell at them and force them to fight my vastly superior Pokémon.
6.) Lose horribly
Team Plasma Wasn't THAT Bad
The PETA would go ape-s*it crazy and call for a ban on pokemon being kept by trainers
Like go full-on Team Plasma.
You can't just go around comparing Team Plasma to an evil organization of PETA.
Let's Get CookinGiphy
Look up recipes. The meat in the Pokemon world had to come from somewhere and it looks pretty darn tasty.
Might I suggest a Farfetch'd? They come with their own leek sticks.
I love that this is the official reason that they are so rare:
They carry around their own side dish.
Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct.