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People Confess How Their New Year Is Already An Epic Fail

New Years Resolutions are infamous for not sticking.

But we're getting an early start on 2018 going down the drain.  Reddit user TheGreatMane asked:

It's only the 2nd, what happened to f*** up your year already?

Here are some of the year-sinking answers.

Career Down

Pretty sure I'm fired from my job. Had to call out the last week because of bronchitis and when I called in today, they told me we "have to have a talk" when I get back. So, there goes that new year's positivity. KickingAroundANewOne

Sacrifice For Naught

Well I just started a new job and moved across the country away from all my friends to be with my girlfriend of almost 6 years. She just broke up with me. So that's nice. hotsaucefish

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Penniless In The Pacific

My bank decided they don't do wire transfers through secure email anymore. they want me to please 'step into my nearest branch' to fill out the forms. But I moved to the Philippines. The nearest branch is over 7000 miles away! ChasTheGreat

Coon Con

Was attacked by a raccoon while taking out the trash. YourAverageJoe34

School Vacay

A class at a school in my neighborhood that I was registered for was cancelled. I needed it to fulfill a credit requirement for financial aid and now I have to travel back and forth on two buses, two nights a week to a remote campus that offers a comparable class in the dead of winter that ends at 10:30pm. Its going to be a long cold next couple of months for me. Shaolin816

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Petty Case

Had (and lost) a trial. Judge was pissed at me because the case was petty as f*** and a waste of the court's time (not an inaccurate description); client was pissed at me because "I lost" her sh*tty petty case. superdago

Which Is Worse?

Roommate got arrested for driving with an expired tag, he still owes me $160 for last months rent and bills, he'll probably get fired from both his jobs, being unable to make his shifts.

Also, I have the flu. Spock_Savage

BRRRR!

Ran out of heating oil yesterday, no deliveries available until Saturday. In Maine. SolitudeStands

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Happy New...Year?

My wife and I did a super chill NYE celebration with a couple of friends, and because I've been sleeping really poorly lately I was SO tired by the time we hit midnight. So around 12:30 there's still a lot of conversation going on, but I finally caved and fell asleep on the couch while everyone else was still talking.

Wife wakes me up just before 1 so we can go to bed, and I groggily go pee before getting in bed. As I start peeing, I feel a good ole fashioned headrush coming on. Except it doesn't pass, it just keeps getting worse and my vision gets more and more tunnely, and I feel my heart beating SUPER hard. All of a sudden I'm on the bathroom floor and have no idea why I'm there, or why I have a knot on my head.

Turns out I had a case of micturition syncope, literally a severe drop in blood pressure caused by peeing while really tired haha. I'm 26 and take really good care of myself, so it was a little strange considering this is most common in older men, but once my wife and friends verified I was OK the jokes just started relentlessly flooding in.

So yeah. Literally the first thing that happened to me in 2018 was fainting in the bathroom mid-piss. ttothesecond

No Keys

My husband lost his car keys so I gave him mine to use until found his (we only have one car). Then the idiot lost my keys too and now I have no way to get his dead ass body out of my house. Natloumac1

Happy New Car

Went to get my car in the morning of the 1st after taking an uber back to my hotel. It wasn't where I parked it so a friend rushed me around town to the tow yards and couldn't find it. The police didn't have record of it being towed either. I started panicking because I had a wedding to go to and left my suit in the car.

I then remembered I had moved my car before I started drinking so it wouldn't get towed. Had an embarrassing ride to find my car safe and sound where I had left it. UrethraFranklin42

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Auld Lang Ouch

Was doing pull-ups to get back in shape (at home on a door-frame bar).... Pull-up bar broke off my door frame and I slammed my knee into the ground when it fell. So much for being healthy. Senorferrrree

Blinded By The Light

I went partially blind, so that was a great start.

Had to do some gardening I'd been putting off for ages, didn't pay attention to my unfit body telling me I was overdoing it, and then just suddenly lost part of my vision in my left eye.

It came back after a few hours, but that was really sobering, and I'm just hoping it doesn't happen again. 3226

Frozen In Time

Couple of my friends decided to be idiots and got us kicked out of the bar we were at, at 11:55. Was stuck outside mad and freezing my ass off at -35 when the new year countdown happened. Technically it was still 2017 but I'm counting it. 1SensFan

Dead Cold

10AM on the 1st. I had just spent the New Year alone for the first time ever at a little truck stop in who-the-hell-cares, Delaware. I got out of my truck to go inside and use the bathroom, brush my teeth, etc. I took two steps and stopped. Fuck, I forgot my key. Maybe I left the door unlocked. Nope. Well, good thing I keep a spare in my back pock... where is my spare!? Shit! It must have fallen out when I kicked off my jeans last night!

I spent the start of my year standing out in 8F weather (-13C) in a light sweater since I didn't think I needed a jacket to cross the parking lot. So I went inside and asked the clerk if he had any phone numbers for local services. He said no, but that they sold a "Universal Lockout" kit I could buy. At $20, it would be cheaper than a service call on a holiday. After what felt like an eternity with my hands practically about to freeze and fall off, I threw everything on the ground and went to Google. I went down the list of local locksmiths/ tow companies until FINALLY one actually picked up their phone. Dude showed up and had the door open in under 2 minutes. Probably the easiest $50 he ever made.

So that was my start to the year. Practically froze to death and threw away $70. Fat_Guy_With_Snacks

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Birthdamned

So, january 1st is my birthday.

My brother in law decided to stay over new years eve with his newborn son and 2 1/2 year old. I have a 3 year old son myself. They all raised hell in my house, destroying toys and making huge messes, the newborn vomits every 20 minutes. My brother in law did nothing. He layed on the couch with his phone and got up to pee and eat the dinner i prepared.

I have not had a more frustrating near 24 hours in a very long time. Thankfully my son returned to normal the moment his cousins and uncle left.

My wife and i went to bed last night and she apologized that i had a terrible birthday. Then she let me know that we are not pregnant again this month, which marks a year and a half of trying. Jamirus2

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Fire(works)

One of my neighbors set off a big box of fireworks in the middle of our street. Two rounds were duds and the box kind of just exploded instead.

It was windy and a rogue spark landed on my jacket. My arm caught on fire for a very brief second. I instinctively put it out with my other arm but not before it burned a hole through my jacket and the skin underneath. ImNotChineseOk

In With A Bang

This happened about 15 minutes ago, was trimming my bangs when my cat pounced on my back. This is a "game" we play when I'm brushing my hair or my teeth, he'll creep up behind me and jump on my back.

I now have very short "baby" bangs. FML, I look like a 5 year old who found the craft scissors for the first time. chingu_not_gogi

Blizzard Of Misfortunes

Student loan for some reason bounced and won't come in. Lost my new job, which I was supposed to start tomorrow. Rent didn't go through so landlord is pissed. Great way to start 2018. officialfoxgrrl

Happy New(rotic) Year

My MIL (Mother In Law) took my cat to the emergency vet on new years eve while I was working over night. She paid for his treatment, which all of that was great, but she's been micromanaging the shit out of my animal's health. She's a very neurotic person, so every time he licks himself she gets concerned. Driving me bananas. And she didn't want to show me the lab results. HoneyBee513

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Despicable You

This is a long one and typed on my phone.

So, I hadn't had contact to my dad for quite a while after he f***ed over the entire family.

I struggled for a while to finish my masters in a STEM field, even got more depressed over it than I wanted to admit and on top of that I knew I had to leave my pretty cheap appartment towards the end of 2017, which I only managed to pay for through a student loan and jobs like giving tutorials or assisting lectures at university.

Knowing it would get tight, I eventually reached out to my rather wealthy dad and asked if I could rent a room at his house if need be. He denied, instead, he offered to pay for a proper apartment for a couple months between finishing degree and picking up job.

So I kept going. A potential flat share that I had in mind didn't work out and due to poor planning on my end I was in trouble. However, dad said I shouldnt worry. So I actually finished my thesis during the holidays in a hostel, handed it in and looked for a new room like a madman, coordinating everything with my dad so he knew what was going on. I found something, everything was fine, I signed a contract and the moment I told him... Nothing. He won't answer the phone. It's only the second and I spent almost all my money on printing the thesis and paying for the hostel in advance, signed a contract that demands me to pay 1100 bucks in deposit and rent by friday and I don't even have enough left for health insurance.

Now I realize why he was adamant about not telling my mother anything. He successfully f***ed me over. Gratz old man, you win.

I won't tell her either, because she would try to help, but she cant handle it financially at this level.

So yeah. I had better starts into new years. And I can only really blame myself for not planning things better. Trusting dad was probably a stupid idea.

Right now, I have no idea what I am going to do :) Disposal3141592653

Screw That

Felt good about filling my tires with air the other day, then yesterday I drove over screw, which got stuck in the tire. Spent nearly $300 on a replacement. JFKsHardTop

The Cold Open

I was awoken very early this morning to the sound of my window cracking and breaking. So that was fun, and hopefully not an omen to how this year is going to be. It's also negative temperatures outside so I probably won't be able to sleep in my bed until it gets fixed because I get cold very easily. But I'm lucky to have the money to fix it and have an amazingly comfy couch to crash on if need be. leslienopes

Baby New Year

It was -11 last night. Our 5 month old is is sick and congested all to hell, to the point she had trouble breathing last night and her lips and fingers turned blue. So we went to the ER at 1030 and spent 5 hours there.

She came back negative for anything. No flu no RSV, nothing. Just congested. Her lungs sound fine, all her vitals are normal besides a temp of 101. She was in a great mood the whole time, it was f***ing ridiculous how she didn't mind being awake that entire time.

On top of this I started a new job 2 months ago, my old insurance ended in the new year. I'm uninsured now, my wife and baby are on her insurance, so we will see just how bad its going to be.  IamtheBiscuit

The Drain

Came home at 2am after a new years eve party.

"Weird, it kind of smells like sh*t down here." (I live in a basement suite).

Search around for a bit to see if the cat sh*t anywhere in the house, seems clean. Search head and toe all around, the place was freshly cleaned , it should be fine.

WELL. I open the door to the bathroom, the entire floor of my shower is covered in sh*t that backed up from the toilet upstairs and through the drain. Not to mention a mix of piss and old shower water that flooded half the floor. After a half hour of being wasted, trying not to touch any of it with my hands, and trying not to throw up I finally managed to get it clean.

My brother is my landlord and he got it fixed today, and thank gahd he did because I haven't being able to poop at shower at home in a day and a half. MeowthThatsRite

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The Cold Open

I was awoken very early this morning to the sound of my window cracking and breaking. So that was fun, and hopefully not an omen to how this year is going to be. It's also negative temperatures outside so I probably won't be able to sleep in my bed until it gets fixed because I get cold very easily. But I'm lucky to have the money to fix it and have an amazingly comfy couch to crash on if need be. leslienopes

Baby New Year

It was -11 last night. Our 5 month old is is sick and congested all to hell, to the point she had trouble breathing last night and her lips and fingers turned blue. So we went to the ER at 1030 and spent 5 hours there.

She came back negative for anything. No flu no RSV, nothing. Just congested. Her lungs sound fine, all her vitals are normal besides a temp of 101. She was in a great mood the whole time, it was f***ing ridiculous how she didn't mind being awake that entire time.

On top of this I started a new job 2 months ago, my old insurance ended in the new year. I'm uninsured now, my wife and baby are on her insurance, so we will see just how bad its going to be.  IamtheBiscuit

The Drain

Came home at 2am after a new years eve party.

"Weird, it kind of smells like sh*t down here." (I live in a basement suite).

Search around for a bit to see if the cat sh*t anywhere in the house, seems clean. Search head and toe all around, the place was freshly cleaned , it should be fine.

WELL. I open the door to the bathroom, the entire floor of my shower is covered in sh*t that backed up from the toilet upstairs and through the drain. Not to mention a mix of piss and old shower water that flooded half the floor. After a half hour of being wasted, trying not to touch any of it with my hands, and trying not to throw up I finally managed to get it clean.

My brother is my landlord and he got it fixed today, and thank gahd he did because I haven't being able to poop at shower at home in a day and a half. MeowthThatsRite

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People Describe The Creepiest Things They Ever Witnessed As A Kid

"Reddit user -2sweetcaramel- asked: 'What’s the creepiest thing you saw as a kid?'"

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For many childhood memories are overrun by living nightmares.

Yes, children are resilient, but that doesn't mean that the things we see as babes don't follow us forever.

The horrors of the world are no stranger to the young.

Redditor -2sweetcaramel- wanted to see who was willing to share about the worst things we've seen as kids, so they asked:

"What’s the creepiest thing you saw as a kid?"

Serious Danger

"Me and my best friend would explore the drainage tunnels under the Vegas area where we grew up. These were miles long and it was always really cool down there so it was a good way to escape the heat of our scorching hot summers. We went into this one that goes under the Fiesta casino and found a camp with a bunch of homeless people."

"Mind you we are like 11 years old lol. And we just kept going like it was nothing. It wasn’t scary then but when I look back at it we could have been in some serious danger. Our parents had no idea we did this or where we were and we had no cellphones. We could have been kidnapped and never have been found."

oofboof2020

Waiting for Food

"I was at a portillos once when I was 12 and I was waiting with my little brother at a booth while my parents got our food. This guy was standing with his tray kind of watching me then after a couple of minutes he started to walk over really fast not breaking eye contact with me."

"He was 2 feet from the table and my dad came out of nowhere and scared the s**t out of him. He looked so surprised and just said he wanted to see if I’d get scared or not. He left his tray full of food near the door and left. My folks reported him but we never went to that location again since we found a better one closer to home."

nowhereboy1964

Captain Hobo to the Rescue

"When I was a pretty young teen, my friends and I were horsing around in San Francisco and started hanging out to smoke with some homeless guys. Another homeless dude came up and began aggressively trying to shake us down for anything (money, smokes, a ride, drugs- all of it) and wouldn’t take no for an answer."

"We got in over our heads and could tell this guy was now riling the other 2 guys up and they were acting like they wanted to jump us. Some grandfather-looking old homeless man appeared out of nowhere and yelled at us to get the f**k out of here- nice kids like us don’t belong down here at this hour!!"

"Captain Hobo saved our lives that night. My parents sincerely thought we were at a mall all day lol."

FartAttack911

Survival

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"I was 7 and survived the 2004 tsunami in Thailand. Witnessed the wave rise way above the already massive palm trees (approx. 40ft?) and my family and I watched/heard the wave crash into the ground from a rooftop."

faithfulpoo

These Tsunami stories are just tragic.

On the Sand

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"We were a group of kids who went to swim in a local lake. And there was a dead body on the beach with their hands raised and their legs bent unnaturally that local police just took out of the same lake. I've never put my foot in these waters again."

oyloff

Be Clever

"I was walking to school and I was about 5 or 6 years old and some guy pulled up beside me in his car and asked if I would get in. He also offered me sweets to do so. I said no. The creepy bit was when he calmly said ‘clever boy’ to me, then drove off. I’ve never even told my parents or anyone else about this as it would most likely freak them out."

OstneyPiz

Bad Jokes

"Dad's side of the family pranked me by burying a fake body on our back property and had me dig it up to find valuables. Was only allowed to use a lantern for light. They stuffed old clothes with chicken bones. Sheetrock mud where the head was... Random fake jewelry as the treasures... I was like maybe 10 or 11.. I remember digging up the boot first and started gagging because it became real at that point."

Alegan239

YOU

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"Woke up to find my little brother staring at me in the dark, asking, Are you really you?"

PrettyLola2004

Siblings can really be a bunch of creepers.

No one should talk to others in the dark though.

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When we hear about other people's jobs, we've surely all done that thing where we make assumptions about the work they do and maybe even judge them for having such an easy or unimportant job.

But some jobs are much harder than they look.

Redditor CeleryLover4U asked:

"What's a job or profession that seems easy but is incredibly challenging?"

Customer Service

"Anything customer-facing. The public is dumb and horrendous."

- gwarrior5

"My go-to explanation is, 'Anyone can do it, but few can do it for long.'"

- Conscious_Camel4830

"The further I get in my corporate career, the less I believe I will ever again be capable of working a public-facing job. I don’t know how I did it in the past. I couldn’t handle it in the present."

"I know people are only getting worse about how they treat workers. It is disturbing, embarrassing, and draining for everyone."

- First-Combination-12

High Stakes

"A pharmacist."

"You face the public. Your mistake can literally kill someone."

- VaeSapiens

"Yes, Pharmacist. So many people think their job is essentially the same as any other kind of retail worker and they just prepare prescriptions written by a doctor without having to know anything about them."

"They are very highly trained in, well, pharmacology; and it's not uncommon for a pharmacist to notice things like potentially dangerous drug interactions that the doctor hadn't."

- Worth_University_884

Teaching Woes

"Two nuggets of wisdom from my mentor teacher when I was younger:"

"'Teaching is the easiest job to do poorly and the hardest job to do well,' and 'You get to choose two of the following three: Friends, family, or being a good teacher. You don't have enough time to do all three.'"

"We all know colleagues or remember teachers who were lazy and chose the easy route, but any teacher who is trying to be a good teacher has probably sacrificed their friends and their sleep for little pay and a stressful work environment. There's a reason something like half quit the profession within the first five years."

- bq87

Creativity Is "Easy"

"Some creative professions, such as designers, are often perceived as 'easy' due to their creative nature. However, they may face the constant need to find inspiration, deal with criticism, and meet deadlines."

- rubberduckyis

"EVERYBODY thinks they are a designer, up until the point of having to do the work. But come critique time, mysteriously, EVERYBODY IS A F**KING DESIGNER AGAIN."

"The most important skill to have as a designer is THICK SKIN."

- whitepepper

Care Fatigue Is Real

"Care work."

"I wish it could be taken for granted that no one thinks it's easy. But unfortunately, many people still see it as an unskilled job and have no idea of the many emotional complexities, or of how much empathy, all the time, is needed to form the sorts of relationships with service users that they really need."

- MangoMatiLemonMelon

Physical Labor Generally Wins

"I’m going to say most types of unskilled labor and that’s because there’s such little (visible) reward and such a huge amount of bulls**t. I’ve done customer service, barista, sales, serving, etc; and it was all much harder than my cushy desk job that actually can be considered life or death."

- anachronistika

Their Memory Banks Must Be Wild

"I don't know if I'd call it incredibly challenging, but being one of those old school taxi drivers who know the city like the back of his hand and can literally just drive wherever being told nothing but an address is pretty impressively skilled."

"Not sure if it's still like this, but British cabbies used to be legendary for this. I'm 40 and I don't think most young people appreciate how much the quality of cab service has gone down since the advent of things like Uber."

"Nowadays it's just kind of expected that a rideshare/cab driver doesn't know exactly where you're trying to get and has to rely on GPS directions that they often f up. Back when I was in college, cabbies were complete experts on their city."

"More even than knowing how to get somewhere, they could also give you advice. You could just generally describe a type of bar/club/business you're looking for, and they'll take you right to one that was spot on. Especially in really big cities like NYC."

- Yak-Mak-5000

Professional Cooking

"Being a chef."

- Canadian_bro7

"I would love to meet the person who thinks being a chef is easy! I cook my own food and it’s not only OK to eat but I make a batch of it so I have some for later. So, to make food that is above good and portion it correctly many times a day and do it consistently with minimal wastage (so they make a profit), strikes me as extremely difficult."

- ChuckDeBongo

Team Leading, Oof

"Anything that involves a lot of people skills and socializing. I thought these positions were just the bulls**t of sitting in meetings all day and not a lot of work happening but having to be the one leading those meetings and doing public speaking is taxing in a way I didn’t realize."

- Counterboudd

Not a Pet Sitter At All

"Veterinary Technician."

"Do the job of an RN, anesthesiology tech, dental hygienist, radiology tech, phlebotomist, lab tech, and CNA, but probably don’t make a living wage and have people undervalue your career because you 'play with puppies and kittens all day.'"

- forthegoddessathena

Harder Than It Looks!

"Sometimes, when my brain is fried from thinking and my ego is shot from not fixing the problem, I want to be a garbage man... not a ton of thinking, just put the trash in the truck, and a lot of them have trucks that do it for you!"

"But if the robot either doesn't work or you don't have one on your truck, it smells really bad, the pay isn't what it used to be, you might find a dead body and certainly find dead animal carcasses... and people are id**ts, overfilling their bags, just to have them fall apart before you get to the truck, not putting their trash out and then blaming you, making you come back out."

"Your body probably is sore every day, and you have to take two baths before you can kiss your wife..."

"Ehh, maybe things are not so bad where I am."

- Joebroni1414

Twiddling Thumbs and Listening

"Therapist here. I’ve always said that it’s pretty easy to be an okay therapist—as in, it’s not that hard to listen to people’s problems and say, 'Oh wow, that’s so hard, poor you.'"

"But to be a good therapist? To know when your client is getting stuck in the same patterns, or to notice what your client isn’t saying? To realize that they’re only ever saying how amazing their spouse is, and to think, 'Hmm, nobody’s marriage is perfect, something’s going on there'?"

"To be able to ask questions like, 'Hey, we’ve been talking a lot about your job, but what’s going on with your family?' And then to be able to call them on their s**t, but with kindness and empathy? Balancing that s**t is hard."

"Anybody can have empathy, but knowing when to use empathy and when and how to challenge someone is so much harder. And that’s only one dimension of what makes being a therapist challenging."

- mylovelanguageiswine

Constant Updates

​"For the most part, my job is really easy (marketing tech). But having to constantly stay on top of new platforms, new tech, updates, etc etc is exhausting and overwhelming and I really hate it."

"Also, the constant responsibility to locate and execute opportunities to optimize things and increase value for higher-ups. Nobody in corporate roles can ever just reach a point of being 'good enough.' More and better is always required."

"Just some of the big reasons I’m considering a career change."

- GlizzyMcGuire_

Performing Is Not Easy

"Performing arts and other types of art. People think it’s a cakewalk or 'not a real job,' not realizing the literal lifetime of training, rejection, and perseverance that it takes to reach a professional level and how insanely competitive those spaces are."

- ThrowRA1r3a5

All About Perception

"I suspect everything fits this. Consider that someone whose job is stacking boxes in a warehouse has to know how to lift boxes, how many can be stacked, know if certain ones must be easily accessible, know how to use any equipment that is used to move boxes around."

"Not to mention if some have hazardous or fragile materials inside, if some HAVE to be stacked on the bottom, if a mistake is made and all the boxes have to be restacked, etc."

"But everyone else is like, 'They're just stacking boxes.'"

- DrHugh

It's easy to make assumptions about someone else's work and responsibilities when we haven't lived with performing those tasks ourselves.

This gave us some things to think about, and it certainly reminded us that nothing good comes of making assumptions, especially when it minimizes someone else's experiences.

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Many of us who are right-handed never even think about how the world is designed to cater to us.

It probably doesn't even cross your mind that 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

Because of this, there tends to be a stigma for being left-handed since society tends to associate the left with negative things.

For example, the phrase "two left feet" applies to those who are clumsy and therefore, incapable of dancing.

Curious to hear more about the challenges facing those with the other dominant hand, Redditor johnnyportillo95 asked:

"What’s something left-handed people have to deal with that right-handed people wouldn’t even think about?"

If only manufacturers appealed to an ambidextrous world.

Furniture Obstacle

"Those desks or couch chairs that have a small desk attached. They do make left handed/sided ones but they are few and far between."

– Prussian__Princess

"And they’re only on one side of the lecture hall, and it’s never a good seat. There is ONE front row, lefty desk in the entire room and it’s in the far corner, obscured by an ancient overhead projector."

– earwighoney

Everyday Objects For Everyday People

"as a left-handed person myself, one thing we often deal with is finding left-handed tools or equipment. many everyday objects, like scissors or can openers, are designed with right-handed people in mind, which can make certain tasks a bit more challenging for us lefties. we also have to adapt to a right-handed world when it comes to writing on whiteboards or using certain computer mice."

– J0rdan_24

Dangerous Tools

"The biggest risk is power tools. I taught myself to use all power tools right handed because of risks using them left handed."

"Trivial, I love dry boards but they are super hard to write on."

– diegojones4

It's hard to play when you're born with a physical disadvantage.

Sports Disadvantage

"Allright, Sports when you are young. Every demonstration from PE teachers are right handed. You cant just copy the movements they teach you you need to flip them and your tiny brain struggoes to process it. As well, 98% of the cheap sports equipment the school uses is right handed."

– AjCheeze

No Future In Softball

"I tried to bat right handed for so long in gym class growing up because the gym teacher never asked me what my dominant side was and the thought never occurred to me as a child to mention it! Needless to say I never became a softball star."

– Leftover-Cheese

Find A Glove That Fits

"In softball and baseball we need a specific glove for our right hand that's often impossible to find unless you own one, and we have to bat on the other side of the plate."

– BowlerSea1569

"I was one of two left-handers in a 4-team Little League in the 1980s. Nobody could pitch to me. I got a lot of "hit by pitch" walks out of it."

– Jef_Wheaton

These examples are understandably annoying.

Shocking Observation

"Having right handed people make comments whenever they see us write, like we’re some kind of alien."

– UsefulIdiot85

"'Woah! You're left-handed????'"

"I find myself noticing when someone is a lefty, and sometimes I comment on it, but I try not to. I'm primarily left-handed (im a right handed wroter but do everything else left), and every single time I go to eat with my family, someone says, "Oh hey, give SilverGladiolus22 the left hand spot, they're left-handed," and inevitably someone says, 'Wait, really?' Lol."

– SilverGladiolus22

Can't Admire The Mug

"We never get to look at the cute graphics on coffee mugs while we’re drinking from them."

– vanetti

"I just realized…I always thought the graphics were made so someone else could read them while you drink. Hmmm."

– Bubbly-Anteater7345

"I'm right-handed and I often wondered why the graphics were turned towards the drinker instead of out for others to see."

– Material-Imagination

The Writing On The Wall

"Writing on whiteboards is a nightmare. I have to float my hand, which tires out my arm quickly, and I can't see what I've already written to keep the line straight."

– darkjedi39

"Also as a teacher, it means I'm standing to the left of where I'm writing, so I'm blocking everything I write. I have to frequently finish writing, then step out of the way so people can see, instead of just being able to stand on the right side the whole time."

– dancingbanana123

Immeasurable

"Rulers."

"How the f'k is no one talking about rulers? It's from 30cm to 0 cm to me, or I have to twist my arms to know the measure I want to trace over it."

– fourangers

Just Can't Win

"EVERYTHING. The world has always been based around people being right handed. As a Chef, my knife skills SUCKED until I worked with a Left Handed Chef. Then it all made sense."

"Literally, everything we do must be observed, then flipped around in our heads, then executed. This is why Lefties die sooner, on average, than Righties."

"I had to learn how to be ambidextrous, just to complete basic tasks (sports, driving a manual, using scissors, etc). I am used to it now, and do many things right handed out of necessity, as wall as parents and teachers 'forcing' it upon me."

"But, at least we are not put to death anymore, simply for using the wrong hand (look it up, it happened)."

"Ole Righty, always keeping us down."

– igenus44

The world doesn't need another demographic to feel "othered" for being different.

But if you're right-handed and tend to make assumptions about left-handed people, you may want to observe the following.

Ronald Yeo, PhD, professor of psychology at the University of Texas-Austin told CNN:

"We shouldn’t assume much about people’s personalities or health just because of the hand they write with."
"And we certainly shouldn’t worry about lefties’ chances of success: After all (as of 2015), five of our last seven U.S. presidents have been either left- or mixed-handed."

Word.

Dog lying down on a bed
Photo by Conner Baker on Unsplash

Not all pet owners have the same relationship with their pets.

While anyone who decides to become a pet owner, or pet parent as some say, love their pets equally, some never ever let them leave their side.

Taking their pet with them to work, running errands, even on vacations.

Many pet parents even allow their pets to share their bed with them when going to sleep.

For others though, this is where a line is finally drawn.

Redditor Piggythelavasurfer was curious to hear whether pet owners allowed their pets to share their bed with them, as well as the reasons why they do/don't, leading them to ask:

"Do you let your pet sleep in your bed? Why/why not?"

The Tiny Issue Of Water...

"Absolutely not."

"I have fish."- Senior-Meal3649

Everyone Gets Lonely Eventually...

"I adopted an eleven year old cat the day before Halloween."

"She has mostly lived in my closet since I got her, and she hasn’t been too interested in coming out."

"Last night, she came out of my closet and jumped up on my bed, and crawled under my covers and curled up by my feet to sleep."

"I was so happy!"- YellowBeastJeep

The Comforting Reminder That You're Not Alone...

"I recently lost my Greyhound but I used to let him sleep on my bed with me."

"The company was nice and he was no trouble to have on my bed."- HoodedMenace3

Hungry Cookie GIF by De Graafschap Dierenartsen Giphy

What Do You Mean Allow?

"I have no choice."

"She is a cat, cats do whatever they want."- Small_cat1412

"He lets me sleep in my bed."- Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

"I carry my old boy upstairs to bed every night."- worst_in_show

Hug GIF by The BarkPost Giphy

Who Needs An Alarm Clock?

"I let my two cats sleep with me."

"They're so full of love and just want cuddles all the time."

"And so do I."

"We've all developed a lil routine."

"Get to bed, oldest sleeps on my feet to keep them warm, youngest lies in my arm while I lie on my side (she the little spoon), then when I snooze my alarm for work in the morning the youngest paws at my face and meeps loudly to wake me up."- GhostofaFlea_

Whose Bed Is It Anyway?

"Yes."

"They're also kind enough to let me squeeze into whatever space they've left for me."

"Although I do get a few dirty looks off them."- Therealkaylor

"I found this tiny kitten screaming her head off under a car."

"Would not come out."

"Got some food and some water in dishes."

"I stood by the tire so she couldn't see my feet."

"She got curious about the food and water and started gobbling it down."

"I thought she would bolt when I squatted down."

"She was too busy eating."

"I grabbed her by the nape of the neck and all four legs went straight out and she tried to scratch me to death."

"I got her in the door and tossed her toward the couch."

"She ricocheted off the couch as if she was a ping pong off a table and I lost sight of her."

"I put out food and water and a sandbox and did not see that kitten for three days."

"On the third day, I came home and she was on my bed pillow."

"I thought she would bolt when I came near, but she didn't."

"I wanted to sleep so I tried to scoot her little butt off my pillow."

"She would not go."

"I put my head down to sleep and that is the way it was from then on."

"She ran the roost."- Logical_Cherry_7588

sleepy kitten GIF Giphy

Sleeping Is A Prerequisite...

"No, he's a cat and he cannot keep still during the night."

"He walks across the headboard, opens the closet doors, jumps into the windows and rustles the blinds, etc."

"If he would sleep he could stay, but alas, he's a ramblin' man."- Spong_Durnflungle

Saying No Just Isn't An Option...

"'Let'."

"Lol."

"It's a cat's world and I'm happy to be on her good side."- milaren

Felines Only!

"The cat does, the dog doesn't and the horse certainly does not either."- Xcrowzz

Angry Tom And Jerry GIF by Boomerang Official Giphy

Is That My Hair On That Pillow?

"My dog is perfect."

"She comes up, cuddles til we start to fall asleep, then gets down to sleep on her bed so she doesn't get too hot."

"Jumps back up in the early morning for wake up cuddles."

"The hair everywhere is the only downside but she is so cozy, what can you do."- HoodieWinchester

It is easy to understand how some people are able to fall asleep more easily knowing their friend and protector is there, in bed, with them.

Though we can't blame others who don't want to run the risk of being scratched or bitten in the middle of the night either...