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If you really love someone, there are certain things that should not be brought up outside of your relationship, especially a small manhood. This guys girlfriend tells her friends and he is beside himself.

u/akalaka says:

My [19 M] girlfriend [19 F] of one year ranted to our best friend about how small my dick is. Now everyone's making small dick jokes about it to me and I'm angry at her.


These are the facts, TMI style:

I'm 3.5 inches long and my girlfriend doesn't like it. We have the same best friend, let's call him Mike. Now Mike and my girlfriend were talking and she started telling him how small my dick was and how I wasn't satisfying her.

Mike isn't a very mature person, and he proceeded to tell everyone we knew. Now everyone's making fun of me for it. They keep making small penis jokes and it hurts.

I'm really sensitive about it. I didn't have sex with my girlfriend until 10 months into the relationship because I was scared of what she would say, of what she might say to others.

I'm really pissed off at her because I told her I was sensitive about it, and then she goes and basically tells everyone about it. Sorry if this sounds dramatic, but it feels like a betrayal of my trust. I don't have much confidence and this just makes me not want to leave my room ever again.

Am I overreacting or am I in the right for being angry at her?

Immediate action!

Giphy

She betrayed your confidence, when she knew how much of a sensitive issue that is for you.

To me, that's an absolute deal breaker, and I'd end the relationship immediately.

ed_lv

No trust no deal

Giphy

Dude, all of these people are a**holes, you need them all out of your life. Starting with your GF and your friend.

Your GF's betrayal is horrendous, she has no respect for you or your relationship. You now won't be able to trust her with anything. Trust is the cornerstone of a relationship.

Meatros

Total disrespect

Giphy

Who the f*** takes advantage of a lover/friend's insecurities like that? A**holes. A**holes do, OP.

You need these people out of your life. This is so unacceptable on so many levels for everyone involved. I mean seriously? How much more disrespectful can you f*******get of someone who is supposed to trust you?

[deleted]

Totally immature

Giphy

She's not a keeper. And you should realize that there are plenty of actual, mature women out there who will love you and not betray you. This girl is way too immature to be in a serious relationship

Nora_Oie

Don't be defined

Giphy

Break up with her and lose your best friend. Don't let your dick size define you.

NobletLovesJellyneck

From a ladies perspective...

Giphy

If she loved and respected you she wouldn't have been ranting about it at all, never mind to someone who is gossipy and immature. My breasts are an A cup, if my husband ever ranted to any of my friends about how they are too small to satisfy him they would just think he was bizzare and wouldn't view him too kindly, and neither would I. It is a physical feature one can't easily change, and maybe don't even want to.

mystery_b**ch

Under reactive

Giphy

Not overreacting, underreacting.

This was insanely insensitive of her, and a dealbreaker for many. Also, Mike isn't a good friend if he not only accepts this info but then spreads it and taunts you over it.

adesme

It's cruel

Giphy

Drop her and your friend like a couple bags of steaming hot cat s***.

I'm sorry they did that to you, it's very cruel, and really unacceptable

[deleted]

Get rid of the rude people

Giphy

Your girlfriend and your "best friend" suck

Quarentine

Being mad is ok

Giphy

Yes you definitely have a right to be angry at her. However, to be fair, she told one person and Mike told "everyone." So you should also be angry at Mike. Sounds like neither your gf or mike are good for you.

DtownBoogiette

Get rid of them all!

Giphy

Get rid of all these shitty people in your life dude.

atomhead

It's off limits 

Giphy

To most people that sort of thing doesn't matter, but bothersome "flaws" that friends have are off limits for teasing

[deleted]


It's just not cool 

Giphy

My best friend is a guy, and mutual friend of myself and my boyfriend. I do not, ever, under any circumstances, b**** to said friend about my boyfriend, because it's bad firm to b***** about your dude to a dude, ESPECIALLY a dude your dude is friends with.

belowthepovertyline

Confidential information 

Giphy

That's f***ed up and really b****y. Your sex life (including penis size!) Is no ones business outside of your relationship! Her telling someone (especially a male who is known to be immature) that you're not satisfying her is extremely inappropriate. No you're not being dramatic, you have every right to be hurt and angry. I would not want to stay with someone like that.

mopin55

Dodging bullets and being optimistic 

Giphy

She's a petty b****. Dump her ass and be thankful you've dodged a bullet. Don't let dick size get you down. I've known women who have worked with less.

Karmas_burning

Respect is number one 

Giphy

Respect is number one in relationships. Dump her

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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