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Genius Professionals Reveal The Questions You Should Ask In A Job Interview

Genius Professionals Reveal The Questions You Should Ask In A Job Interview

Genius Professionals Reveal The Questions You Should Ask In A Job Interview

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Trying to land the perfect career, or at the very least a decent job can be a very trying task. What is the perfect attire? What do I say? How do I respond? Lord someone tell me how to get this damn job! Say no more!!

Redditor __fcukgrammer asked *At the end of a job interview they always ask "Would you like to ask any questions?" What question should the candidate ask? _Pads and pencils out people. *_

TELL ME ABOUT YOU?

Ask them for a brief summary of their time with the company. Favorite aspects, challenges, overall experience of working there.

You'll be surprised how well received it is. Shows that you are interested, but also that you still have a decision to make. Plus people like talking about themselves.

ASK AROUND FOR THE DIRT.

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Reminds me of an interview I had in which the boss told me that she didn't think i was qualified or right for the job but if I wanted it, she'd hire me anyway. I decided I didn't want to work for someone who didn't believe in me from the start, but decided to speak with the other employees anyway, as suggested by her. When I asked a group of them what it was like working for her, they all just looked around at each other and giggled nervously without giving any further response. I thanked them and left, knowing I dodged a bullet.

STUDY THE LAY OF THE LAND....

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I've got a 90% success rate in interviews for programming.

If it has gone well, I ask to see the offices where I'd work if I do get the position.

Several reasons:

1: Confidence.

2: A willingness to meet my colleagues before I have to.

3: Get to see if it's an open-plan hellhole.

4: See how hot it is.

5: See if it's casual dress.

6: See what the equipment quality is like.

7: Get a feel for the atmosphere.

8: See where I would be sitting.

If you've got a choice of jobs it's IMPORTANT to know if you're picking a place that has a shitty environment...

We do spend most of our waking moments in work...

LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED.

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These are my favorite questions to ask. I feel they show a genuine interest in the position and it usually catches the interviewer off guard, and at the very least, it's payback for the bullshit "Where do you see yourself in 5 yrs" type questions.

-How would you describe the culture here at (job company)?

-How did this position come to be open?

-What does success look like for this position?

-What is the biggest achievement this department has made?

-What is the biggest challenge facing this department right now?

-Besides a paycheck, what keeps you coming back to work here every day?

Most of the questions let you see how full of s*** they are. You get the upper hand in the most friendly was possible and it definitely gives you a little more insight into the position and company. Most of the time they get caught off guard and give a generic answer, all the places that hired me/I decided to work at had a solid response right off the bat. Lastly, this is bit of a wild card question, but I like to drop this at the very end and have never gotten a "No"...

-Would you mind giving me a tour of where this job would take place so I can get a feel of where I'd be working and who I would be working with?

Chances are NO ONE has ever asked this question, and sometimes it can really help break the ice and give you a slight edge when it's time to select a candidate.

THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM.

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What common characteristics do you see in people who do well in this position?

What are the biggest challenges people face when they start out in this position?

What is your vision for the team/company?

How is the office culture?

LET'S DISCUSS THE DAILY GRIND.

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I've always been impressed with "So if I were to have this position, can you give me a snapshot of what a typical day would look like?"

KEEP IT CHILL.

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I usually hijack the interview and ask the interviewer questions throughout the process.

Turns the interview into a regular conversation for me. And so less pressure. Works for me at least.

ENOUGH ABOUT YOU.... LET'S DO ME.

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I would also say something like "How would you measure my level success, if I were chosen for this role?" This makes them think...hard...and gives you a key piece of info if you do indeed get hired. Even helpful if you were to have a second interview, and you can reference this in some way.

FOCUS ON SINCERITY.

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Ask questions that you legitimately want to know the answer to. In the past I've had really terrible work experiences where I was given no feedback or performance evaluation, so I never knew where I stood with management.

Now, when I'm being interviewed one of the questions I always ask is what their protocol or policy is for employee feedback or performance evaluation.

I like to know who is evaluating me, and on what criteria am I being evaluated. Knowing that has been one of the biggest helps in my career.

DON'T IGNORE THE PAST.

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What is the most impressive accomplishment a previous employee has done in this position?

DO YOU LIKE ME? I LIKE YOU.

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After asking job specific questions, the final question should be "Do you have any reservations about me or my background for this position?"

That way you can squash any of their hesitations if they have any.

SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNASKED.

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When do I start and is your wife single?

THERE IS MUCH UNKNOWN. GOT A PENCIL?

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In my work I have to conduct a lot of interviews, and I know everyone sees these things slightly differently, but here's a set of my dos and donts and maybes.

Don't:

  1. Don't ask a question that you could easily have got the answer to by going on the company website. For me the very worst thing you can do is show that you haven't looked into the company at all.
  2. Don't ask for any details that are on the job listing. If you are wondering about hours, salary, place of work, etc then that info will be on the job advert. If it isn't, you can ask for clarification, though making it clear that you did read the job description properly. In any case, don't make this your first question. Interviewers know that these details will be important to you but we don't want it to be the first thing your mind goes to.
  3. don't be a smartarse. Any combination of "how do I get your job?"/"what time should I be in on Monday?"/"tell me why I should accept your offer?" etc If you try to be "assertive" or make it the opportunity to "interview the interviewer", we won't find it daring and clever and ambitious. We will just think it's a bit arrogant. My first thought when this has happened before has always been, "I wouldn't want them meeting clients".
  4. Don't ask how it went. This is such a bad idea. If it went badly I'm not going to tell you there and then as I don't want a confrontation. If it went well I'm still going to want to review and confer with colleagues, but you've just made it awkward. It's not a deal breaker but there is nothing positive than can come from it. Whether you get the offer or not you can always ask for feedback later.

Do:

  1. ask a question that shows that you have found out about the company. Even small companies will usually have a website, and often with a 'news' section. Two of the best questions I have been asked: "I see you have opened up offices in India recently. What do you see as the long term strategy for that market?" She had read up on the company, was up to date on what we were up to, and was curious and engaged and displaying thought processes we wanted to see in the job itself. The other was, "what has the department's experience been of working with government agency 'X'? Have you had to come into contact with govt agencies 'Y' and 'Z'?" Obv I'm withholding details there, but this woman was showing immediately that she knew some of the challenges that you face in the particular line of work she was applying for. She was showing experience, knowledge of the job, and getting a feel for the nature of the company and its way of doing things in a way that was well beyond the basics in a job description.
  2. Do ask what the long term prospects are for the person who takes up the job. Will there be the opportunity for professional development? Are there associated training opportunities such as...(have one or two specific things in mind here)? Is it a stable team or are there a lot of short term staff? You don't want to sound like you're already gunning for promotion before you've even had a job offer, but interviewers like to get a feel that you're not just jumping into the job for 6 months while you work out what you want to do next.
  3. Do show enthusiasm. If there is a particular aspect of the job that you would be really excited about, ask about it- how much of my time could I dedicate to this aspect of the job? Would there be a chance for me to implement some new ideas into that part of the company?

Maybe:

  1. ask the interviewer their personal opinion/story on something: what has been your favourite aspect of working here? What do you see as the company's greatest strength? How did you get into the business? But be careful. You don't want to put the interviewer on the back foot.
  2. Ask something informal. Sometimes something in your cv will have prompted a bit of chat about something not quite business related. Let's say you have listed a job you did in say Denmark, and an interviewer mentions they also lived in Denmark. Right at the end, strictly when all proper questions are done, you might ask, "what took you to Denmark, whereabouts did you live/work?" Again, this is a maybe because there isn't always something suitable raised during the interview worth asking about, and if there is you don't want to ask anything too personal. But it can be good to show you can be professional first but also show you can talk like a human being in a little bit if everyday conversation.

So there you go, that's only my thoughts based on what I have liked and disliked as an interviewer. I hope it is some help.

HOW CAN WE GROW TOGETHER?

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Things about that job. I am a manager at an MSP. As such, when interviewing I want people to ask questions about big picture items. Such questions could be "Are you currently growing?" "Where do you envision the company in 5 years?" or "Does the company experience a high turn over rate?". Things that show you are in it for the long haul. Then again, I am interviewing for a career path and not just a job. If it's like, McDonalds or Pizza Hut or something, you could just ask about turn over rate and current on going issues within the company?

YOU'VE GOT AN ISSUES... LET'S DISCUSS....

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"What do you wish your company did better?"

Gives you an opportunity to demonstrate how your skills/experience would help them do that thing better. Also lets the interviewer be honest about his employer.

MAKE IT RAIN!!

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Can I get a pay advance now?

BE OBSCURE. SURPRISE THEM!

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What is your policy on the Bee movie?

STICK WITH WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT!!

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"if this company is Hogwarts, which house does my department represent?"

BE HONEST.

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Is it cool if I call out on Monday? I have a thing.

FEEL OUT THE ROUGH TERRAIN.

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I always like to ask "What would someone in this department/position say is the most challenging part? Followup what is the most rewarding part?" I've been complimented by interviewers for asking this

People Describe The Creepiest Things They Ever Witnessed As A Kid

"Reddit user -2sweetcaramel- asked: 'What’s the creepiest thing you saw as a kid?'"

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For many childhood memories are overrun by living nightmares.

Yes, children are resilient, but that doesn't mean that the things we see as babes don't follow us forever.

The horrors of the world are no stranger to the young.

Redditor -2sweetcaramel- wanted to see who was willing to share about the worst things we've seen as kids, so they asked:

"What’s the creepiest thing you saw as a kid?"

Serious Danger

"Me and my best friend would explore the drainage tunnels under the Vegas area where we grew up. These were miles long and it was always really cool down there so it was a good way to escape the heat of our scorching hot summers. We went into this one that goes under the Fiesta casino and found a camp with a bunch of homeless people."

"Mind you we are like 11 years old lol. And we just kept going like it was nothing. It wasn’t scary then but when I look back at it we could have been in some serious danger. Our parents had no idea we did this or where we were and we had no cellphones. We could have been kidnapped and never have been found."

oofboof2020

Waiting for Food

"I was at a portillos once when I was 12 and I was waiting with my little brother at a booth while my parents got our food. This guy was standing with his tray kind of watching me then after a couple of minutes he started to walk over really fast not breaking eye contact with me."

"He was 2 feet from the table and my dad came out of nowhere and scared the s**t out of him. He looked so surprised and just said he wanted to see if I’d get scared or not. He left his tray full of food near the door and left. My folks reported him but we never went to that location again since we found a better one closer to home."

nowhereboy1964

Captain Hobo to the Rescue

"When I was a pretty young teen, my friends and I were horsing around in San Francisco and started hanging out to smoke with some homeless guys. Another homeless dude came up and began aggressively trying to shake us down for anything (money, smokes, a ride, drugs- all of it) and wouldn’t take no for an answer."

"We got in over our heads and could tell this guy was now riling the other 2 guys up and they were acting like they wanted to jump us. Some grandfather-looking old homeless man appeared out of nowhere and yelled at us to get the f**k out of here- nice kids like us don’t belong down here at this hour!!"

"Captain Hobo saved our lives that night. My parents sincerely thought we were at a mall all day lol."

FartAttack911

Survival

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"I was 7 and survived the 2004 tsunami in Thailand. Witnessed the wave rise way above the already massive palm trees (approx. 40ft?) and my family and I watched/heard the wave crash into the ground from a rooftop."

faithfulpoo

These Tsunami stories are just tragic.

On the Sand

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"We were a group of kids who went to swim in a local lake. And there was a dead body on the beach with their hands raised and their legs bent unnaturally that local police just took out of the same lake. I've never put my foot in these waters again."

oyloff

Be Clever

"I was walking to school and I was about 5 or 6 years old and some guy pulled up beside me in his car and asked if I would get in. He also offered me sweets to do so. I said no. The creepy bit was when he calmly said ‘clever boy’ to me, then drove off. I’ve never even told my parents or anyone else about this as it would most likely freak them out."

OstneyPiz

Bad Jokes

"Dad's side of the family pranked me by burying a fake body on our back property and had me dig it up to find valuables. Was only allowed to use a lantern for light. They stuffed old clothes with chicken bones. Sheetrock mud where the head was... Random fake jewelry as the treasures... I was like maybe 10 or 11.. I remember digging up the boot first and started gagging because it became real at that point."

Alegan239

YOU

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"Woke up to find my little brother staring at me in the dark, asking, Are you really you?"

PrettyLola2004

Siblings can really be a bunch of creepers.

No one should talk to others in the dark though.

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Many of us who are right-handed never even think about how the world is designed to cater to us.

It probably doesn't even cross your mind that 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

Because of this, there tends to be a stigma for being left-handed since society tends to associate the left with negative things.

For example, the phrase "two left feet" applies to those who are clumsy and therefore, incapable of dancing.

Curious to hear more about the challenges facing those with the other dominant hand, Redditor johnnyportillo95 asked:

"What’s something left-handed people have to deal with that right-handed people wouldn’t even think about?"

If only manufacturers appealed to an ambidextrous world.

Furniture Obstacle

"Those desks or couch chairs that have a small desk attached. They do make left handed/sided ones but they are few and far between."

– Prussian__Princess

"And they’re only on one side of the lecture hall, and it’s never a good seat. There is ONE front row, lefty desk in the entire room and it’s in the far corner, obscured by an ancient overhead projector."

– earwighoney

Everyday Objects For Everyday People

"as a left-handed person myself, one thing we often deal with is finding left-handed tools or equipment. many everyday objects, like scissors or can openers, are designed with right-handed people in mind, which can make certain tasks a bit more challenging for us lefties. we also have to adapt to a right-handed world when it comes to writing on whiteboards or using certain computer mice."

– J0rdan_24

Dangerous Tools

"The biggest risk is power tools. I taught myself to use all power tools right handed because of risks using them left handed."

"Trivial, I love dry boards but they are super hard to write on."

– diegojones4

It's hard to play when you're born with a physical disadvantage.

Sports Disadvantage

"Allright, Sports when you are young. Every demonstration from PE teachers are right handed. You cant just copy the movements they teach you you need to flip them and your tiny brain struggoes to process it. As well, 98% of the cheap sports equipment the school uses is right handed."

– AjCheeze

No Future In Softball

"I tried to bat right handed for so long in gym class growing up because the gym teacher never asked me what my dominant side was and the thought never occurred to me as a child to mention it! Needless to say I never became a softball star."

– Leftover-Cheese

Find A Glove That Fits

"In softball and baseball we need a specific glove for our right hand that's often impossible to find unless you own one, and we have to bat on the other side of the plate."

– BowlerSea1569

"I was one of two left-handers in a 4-team Little League in the 1980s. Nobody could pitch to me. I got a lot of "hit by pitch" walks out of it."

– Jef_Wheaton

These examples are understandably annoying.

Shocking Observation

"Having right handed people make comments whenever they see us write, like we’re some kind of alien."

– UsefulIdiot85

"'Woah! You're left-handed????'"

"I find myself noticing when someone is a lefty, and sometimes I comment on it, but I try not to. I'm primarily left-handed (im a right handed wroter but do everything else left), and every single time I go to eat with my family, someone says, "Oh hey, give SilverGladiolus22 the left hand spot, they're left-handed," and inevitably someone says, 'Wait, really?' Lol."

– SilverGladiolus22

Can't Admire The Mug

"We never get to look at the cute graphics on coffee mugs while we’re drinking from them."

– vanetti

"I just realized…I always thought the graphics were made so someone else could read them while you drink. Hmmm."

– Bubbly-Anteater7345

"I'm right-handed and I often wondered why the graphics were turned towards the drinker instead of out for others to see."

– Material-Imagination

The Writing On The Wall

"Writing on whiteboards is a nightmare. I have to float my hand, which tires out my arm quickly, and I can't see what I've already written to keep the line straight."

– darkjedi39

"Also as a teacher, it means I'm standing to the left of where I'm writing, so I'm blocking everything I write. I have to frequently finish writing, then step out of the way so people can see, instead of just being able to stand on the right side the whole time."

– dancingbanana123

Immeasurable

"Rulers."

"How the f'k is no one talking about rulers? It's from 30cm to 0 cm to me, or I have to twist my arms to know the measure I want to trace over it."

– fourangers

Just Can't Win

"EVERYTHING. The world has always been based around people being right handed. As a Chef, my knife skills SUCKED until I worked with a Left Handed Chef. Then it all made sense."

"Literally, everything we do must be observed, then flipped around in our heads, then executed. This is why Lefties die sooner, on average, than Righties."

"I had to learn how to be ambidextrous, just to complete basic tasks (sports, driving a manual, using scissors, etc). I am used to it now, and do many things right handed out of necessity, as wall as parents and teachers 'forcing' it upon me."

"But, at least we are not put to death anymore, simply for using the wrong hand (look it up, it happened)."

"Ole Righty, always keeping us down."

– igenus44

The world doesn't need another demographic to feel "othered" for being different.

But if you're right-handed and tend to make assumptions about left-handed people, you may want to observe the following.

Ronald Yeo, PhD, professor of psychology at the University of Texas-Austin told CNN:

"We shouldn’t assume much about people’s personalities or health just because of the hand they write with."
"And we certainly shouldn’t worry about lefties’ chances of success: After all (as of 2015), five of our last seven U.S. presidents have been either left- or mixed-handed."

Word.

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Not all pet owners have the same relationship with their pets.

While anyone who decides to become a pet owner, or pet parent as some say, love their pets equally, some never ever let them leave their side.

Taking their pet with them to work, running errands, even on vacations.

Many pet parents even allow their pets to share their bed with them when going to sleep.

For others though, this is where a line is finally drawn.

Redditor Piggythelavasurfer was curious to hear whether pet owners allowed their pets to share their bed with them, as well as the reasons why they do/don't, leading them to ask:

"Do you let your pet sleep in your bed? Why/why not?"

The Tiny Issue Of Water...

"Absolutely not."

"I have fish."- Senior-Meal3649

Everyone Gets Lonely Eventually...

"I adopted an eleven year old cat the day before Halloween."

"She has mostly lived in my closet since I got her, and she hasn’t been too interested in coming out."

"Last night, she came out of my closet and jumped up on my bed, and crawled under my covers and curled up by my feet to sleep."

"I was so happy!"- YellowBeastJeep

The Comforting Reminder That You're Not Alone...

"I recently lost my Greyhound but I used to let him sleep on my bed with me."

"The company was nice and he was no trouble to have on my bed."- HoodedMenace3

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What Do You Mean Allow?

"I have no choice."

"She is a cat, cats do whatever they want."- Small_cat1412

"He lets me sleep in my bed."- Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

"I carry my old boy upstairs to bed every night."- worst_in_show

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Who Needs An Alarm Clock?

"I let my two cats sleep with me."

"They're so full of love and just want cuddles all the time."

"And so do I."

"We've all developed a lil routine."

"Get to bed, oldest sleeps on my feet to keep them warm, youngest lies in my arm while I lie on my side (she the little spoon), then when I snooze my alarm for work in the morning the youngest paws at my face and meeps loudly to wake me up."- GhostofaFlea_

Whose Bed Is It Anyway?

"Yes."

"They're also kind enough to let me squeeze into whatever space they've left for me."

"Although I do get a few dirty looks off them."- Therealkaylor

"I found this tiny kitten screaming her head off under a car."

"Would not come out."

"Got some food and some water in dishes."

"I stood by the tire so she couldn't see my feet."

"She got curious about the food and water and started gobbling it down."

"I thought she would bolt when I squatted down."

"She was too busy eating."

"I grabbed her by the nape of the neck and all four legs went straight out and she tried to scratch me to death."

"I got her in the door and tossed her toward the couch."

"She ricocheted off the couch as if she was a ping pong off a table and I lost sight of her."

"I put out food and water and a sandbox and did not see that kitten for three days."

"On the third day, I came home and she was on my bed pillow."

"I thought she would bolt when I came near, but she didn't."

"I wanted to sleep so I tried to scoot her little butt off my pillow."

"She would not go."

"I put my head down to sleep and that is the way it was from then on."

"She ran the roost."- Logical_Cherry_7588

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Sleeping Is A Prerequisite...

"No, he's a cat and he cannot keep still during the night."

"He walks across the headboard, opens the closet doors, jumps into the windows and rustles the blinds, etc."

"If he would sleep he could stay, but alas, he's a ramblin' man."- Spong_Durnflungle

Saying No Just Isn't An Option...

"'Let'."

"Lol."

"It's a cat's world and I'm happy to be on her good side."- milaren

Felines Only!

"The cat does, the dog doesn't and the horse certainly does not either."- Xcrowzz

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Is That My Hair On That Pillow?

"My dog is perfect."

"She comes up, cuddles til we start to fall asleep, then gets down to sleep on her bed so she doesn't get too hot."

"Jumps back up in the early morning for wake up cuddles."

"The hair everywhere is the only downside but she is so cozy, what can you do."- HoodieWinchester

It is easy to understand how some people are able to fall asleep more easily knowing their friend and protector is there, in bed, with them.

Though we can't blame others who don't want to run the risk of being scratched or bitten in the middle of the night either...


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The old wives' tales.

They are the stories of legend.

I think we all need a big DEEP Google dive though.

Where did they originate?

WHO ARE THE OLD WIVES!

You don't hear about them as much anymore.

It's like science and logic are suddenly a thing.

But they sure are a good way to keep your kids and their behavior in line.

Redditor the_spring_goddess wanted to discuss the tall tales we've all been fed through life, so they asked:

"What is an old wives tale that people still believe?"

"Wait an hour to swim after eating."

What a crock!

So many summer hours wasted.

I want revenge for that one.

Say Nothing

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"An undercover cop has to tell you he's a cop if you ask him."

LonelyMail5115

"Pretty much most advice when it comes to cops are old wives tales. I’m not even a cop but most of the advice you hear is pretty off."

I_AM_AN_A**HOLE_AMA

Say Something

"That you have to wait 24 hours to report someone missing."

Severe_Airport1426

"I really think this one is important and should be the top regardless. As it’s a piece of advice that needs to be relearned and the only way to do that is through awareness."

crappycurtains

"This used to be true. I think they changed it after some guy named Brandon went missing back in the '80s or '70s. You used to have to wait 24 hours if the missing person was an adult because they had 'a right to be missing' and then everyone realized that was stupid and stopped doing it."

AlbinoShavedGorilla

Body Temps

"That drinking ice cold water after eating oily foods will solidify the oil and permanently remain in your body. I informed my coworker that if your body temperature ever reached that point, you’d have bigger problems than weight gain."

chriseo22

"Oh, I have a cousin who 100% believed this. One of those guys who believed every early 2000s internet rumor and old wives tale. One night I chugged a big glass of ice water after dinner and he started freaking out and saying my guts were gonna harden."

"I sarcastically told him to drive me to the hospital if that happened. Obviously, nothing happened and the next morning I said something like 'Thanks for being on standby in case my guts filled with hardened oil.' He just walked off muttering under his breath."

apocalypticradish

Arms Down

"When I was pregnant, I was told by young and old alike that I should NOT raise my arms above my head or exert myself in such a manner because it could cause cord strangulation to my unborn sons and daughters."

Fatmouse84

10 Years Actually

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"Chewing gum stays in your stomach for 7 years."

REDDIT

"I remember accidentally swallowing a piece of gum when I was a kid in like 1995 and just accepting my fate like welp, gonna have this in my stomach til high school I guess."

Gecko-911

I was so afraid to sallow my gum when I was young.

This tale is haunting.

High/Low

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"You can tell the sex of the baby by how you carry."

LeastFormal9366

"Pregnancy certainly wins awards for the most old wives tales. So much absolute BS was repeated to us by everyone we talked to."

IllIIIlIllIlIIlIllI

The Cursed

"If you’re a woman and you wear opal jewelry but opal is not your birthstone (October), you’ll never be able to have children, or will be widowed, or just generally have bad luck or something. You can counteract this by having a diamond in the same piece of jewelry as the opal, though."

"I have a nice opal ring that my parents gave me years ago, and I’ve had other women give me this 'advice' unprompted more than once when I’ve worn it. I have absolutely no idea where it started, but I’m pretty sure this little chunk of silicate rock has no concept of what month I was born in, let alone of how my reproductive organs work."

SmoreOfBabylon

Stay In

"Going outside with wet hair will make you get pneumonia. Or an earache. Or maybe arthritis. Depends on which old wife you listen to."

"Jokes on them - I haven't blow-dried my hair in decades and usually leave the house with wet hair in the morning. On winter mornings, the tips of my hair get frozen. No ear infections or pneumonia or arthritis yet."

worldbound0514

Dreams and Facts

"You never make anyone up in your dreams you've seen everyone in your dreams somewhere else before and never make anyone up entirely."

"How would you possibly prove that to be true? My partner adamantly believes this and tells me this 'fact' whenever I have a dream about someone I've never met before."

mattshonestreddit

"My late wife used to tell me that before she met me she would have dreams of standing at an alter on her wedding day but could never see the guy's face, no matter how hard she tried. After meeting me the face was filled in with mine. Don't know if it's true but one of those things I like thinking of every now and then when I miss her."

Darthdemented

Cracked

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"Some people still believe cracking knuckles causes arthritis."

Choice-Grapefruit-44

"There's a doctor (Donald Unger) that cracked his knuckles a couple of times a day for 60 years, but only on one hand, just to prove it. Both hands remained exactly the same."

MacyTmcterry

I love my knuckles.

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