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Bob Hope Lived A Twisted Hidden Life

Bob Hope Lived A Twisted Hidden Life

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People have called Bob Hope the “Entertainer of the 20th Century,” and he was no less than a titan of Old Hollywood. But behind the scenes of Hope’s family-friendly career is a life of rivalry, scandal, and very dirty little secrets. Without further ado, draw back the curtains and let these hidden facts about Bob Hope entertain you…

1. He Had A Completely Different Name

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Bob Hope’s name wasn’t actually Bob Hope; he was born Leslie Townes Hope in London in 1903. Hope may have taken on the name "Bob" as a tribute to the popular racer Bob Burman—but there is a sadder theory. Growing up, children would tease him by calling him "Hope, Leslie" until it sounded like "Hopeless," spurring the name change.

2. His Home Life Was Rough

Hope came from modest beginnings, being the son of a stonemason and a light opera singer in a large family of seven boys. In 1908, the family picked up and moved to the United States for a better life, and Hope helped to support them by taking on a series of odd jobs, including working as a busker. But a life-changing event was just around the corner.

3. He Got Into A Horrific Accident

While making money for his family, Hope worked with one of his brothers as a lineman, clearing trees from power lines. That's when disaster struck. One day, Hope was on a tree when it began falling to the ground with him in it. Although he swung from underneath it, narrowly avoiding a potentially fatal accident, he didn't walk away unscathed...

4. He Got Plastic Surgery

As Hope crashed to the ground, he busted up his moneymaker—his face—and only came to in the hospital. His facial injuries were so bad that the staff refused to give him mirror for three whole weeks. In the end, though, it might have been the best thing to happen to him: After reconstructive surgery, his visage became even more handsome and memorable than before.

5. He Was A Drop-Out

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With his looks set, Hope started to pursue stardom with a obsessive grit. The teenager even dropped out of school, feeling that it would only hold him back, and became a successful vaudeville dancer. With the likes of popular comedian Fatty Arbuckle attending his shows, it wasn't long before Hollywood came knocking...except that wasn't a good thing.

6. He Hated His Own Work

Hope's first appearance on the silver screen was in 1934’s Going Spanish. It couldn't have gone worse. Just about everyone panned the film, including Hope himself. Notorious bank robber John Dillinger was at large when it premiered, and Hope quipped after the film's release, “When they catch Dillinger, they're going to make him sit through it twice.” But Hope was about to make his mark.

7. He Was In An Iconic Series

By the 1940s, Hope's career took off in both film and radio, and he became became a major box office draw with Road to Singapore. Acting alongside Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour, Hope went on to make six more “Road to…” films that would cement his place among the Hollywood legends. And just as you'd expect, Hope was downright naughty on set...

8. He Caused A Fight On Set

While on the set of Road to Singapore, Hope might have been having too good a time with it. One day, the actor started a giant soap suds fight with co-stars Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour. While this was fun for them, the director was utterly incensed, since it meant the crew had to spend hours redoing their costumes and make-up.

9. He Made A Frenemy

Hope and Crosby always had a friendly rivalry going on together, and liked to joke about it frequently. Hope once famously said, "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life—doing nothing for each other!’" Yet behind the scenes, the story was much more complicated.

10. He Had A Nemesis

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Hope and Crosby were supposedly as close as brothers—but there was a dark side to their friendship. The two legends often fought, and as their egos grew, so did the conflicts. Not only was Crosby aloof on set, the pair reportedly rarely hung out in private. Apparently, Hope even once confessed that he “simply didn’t like Bing and, at times, detested him.”

Still, that's not even the worst surprise when it comes to Hope.

11. He Had A Secret Wedding

Just before he made it big in Hollywood, Hope headlined with the vaudeville performer Louise Troxell. Soon after, the sparks were flying between them off stage, and the pair married in secret on January 25, 1933. At 30 years old, Hope might have felt he was ready to settle down and start a nice, quiet family. Only, that's not what happened at all.

12. He Was Unfaithful To His Wife

Shortly after Hope and Troxell's wedding, a new girl named Dolores Reade joined their vaudeville troupe. She turned out to be Hope's undoing. A busty Ziegfeld beauty and a heck of an entertainer in her own right, Reade caught the very married Hope's eye the minute she walked in the joint, and they struck up an affair. Spoiler: This is going nowhere good.

13. He Had A Bitter Breakup

Suddenly, Hope and Troxell's marriage was over almost as soon as it began. The couple officially called it quits in November 1934, although very few people had known about their wedding in the first place. Reade and Hope, meanwhile, had been carrying on a public dalliance for months. And it gets even more twisted than that.

14. He Claimed He Was A Bigamist

See, while Hope and Troxell got divorced in November 1934, there was a snag: Hope claimed he married his new flame Dolores Reade months before that date, in February. So, according to Hope's own testimony, America's most beloved and wholesome entertainer was a big ol' bigamist. Hold onto your hats, though: There's one more stop on this crazy train.

15. He Had A Fake Marriage

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In the end, Hope and Reade would stay together for a whopping 69 years. Except there is one jaw-dropping problem. In the end, Hope may never have married Dolores Reade. Records show the comedian lied through his teeth about their February union, and there are zero photos and no marriage certificate anywhere in evidence.

Most damning of all, Hope had a performance in New York the night he claimed he married Reade in Pennsylvania. Jesus. What else was this man hiding? Answer: A LOT.

16. His Life Looked Perfect…

Oh, don't get me wrong. Hope's life still looked ideal. After enough drama to last a lifetime, he settled right into his marriage with Reade, fake or not. The pair both had strong faiths, and they adopted a brood of four children to complete their picture-perfect life. Seriously, it was like The Brady Bunch up in here. Until, that is, you looked closer.

17. He Had A Harem

The public knew Hope as a stand-up family man, but industry insiders knew him much differently. Surprise, surprise: The man who hoodwinked two women into marriage wasn't so faithful. Actually, he wasn't faithful at all. As one insider wrote, whenever the superstar went to a hotel, "outside his room were three, four, five young, beautiful girls, waiting to be picked by him to come in."

Hope was flirting with disaster...and disaster flirted right back.

18. He Had A Secret Rendezvous Spot

In 1949, Hope began an affair with the up-and-coming actress Barbara Payton, even setting her up with a Hollywood apartment so he could come and go from her bed at all hours of the night. But Payton, like many a starlet before her, was starved for attention and kept demanding more gifts and more favors from the veteran actor. Cue ominous music.

19. His Mistress Betrayed Him

Fed up with his plaything, Hope eventually broke things off with Payton, though he made sure to pay her off to keep her quiet. Her reaction was the definition of "spiteful." Unable to seal her lips, the actress signed up for a 1956 tell-all interview in Confidential magazine, spilling the beans about her affair with Hope. And that wasn't the only confession she made...

20. He Was Tabloid Fodder

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Payton was out for blood in her interview, and she painted a grim portrait of the sunny comedian. According to the starlet, Hope wasn't an American everyman, but instead "a mean-spirited individual with the ability to respond with a ruthless vengeance when sufficiently provoked.” Unfortunately for Payton, Hope's response was nothing short of chilling.

21. He Knew How To Be Cruel

Although Hope must have been beside himself when Payton's interview came out, he hadn't survived so long in Hollywood without picking up a few tricks for dealing with attention-seekers, and he knew just what to do. He ignored her. Without Hope commenting, poor Barbara's splashy confessions made barely a ripple in Tinseltown, and his secrets remained safe a while longer.

22. He Had Another “Mrs. Hope”

By the 1950s, Hope was getting more than a little sloppy about his extramarital affairs. At the beginning of the decade, he'd started a dalliance with his co-star Marilyn Maxwell, and the pair were all but shouting their lust from the rooftops. People would see them checking into cheap motels together, and industry insiders saw her around so much, they took to calling her "Mrs. Bob Hope."

23. He Served His Country

Throughout his career, Hope was heavily involved with the United Service Organizations, entertaining the brave men and women in uniform from WWII all the way through to the 1990s. Hope's support of the troops was so outsized that the US Congress made him an “Honorary Veteran.” But even here, he was one tough customer.

24. He Didn’t Like Cry Babies

Hope wanted to ensure that he only brought laughter and joy to the men and women serving. In fact, when touring with other performers for USO, Hope made one bizarre rule. He demanded that no one cry in front of the troops, particularly when they visited them in hospital. Except one day, a miracle forced him to break his own rule.

25. He Performed A Miracle

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While Hope was visiting injured men in the hospital, he passed by the bed of a wounded soldier who had been in a months-long coma. Suddenly, with Hope standing by his bedside, the man awoke and exclaimed, “Hey, Bob Hope! When did you get here?” The actor teared up and had to leave the hospital room so the soldier couldn’t see him bawling his eyes out.

26. He Was Demanding

Hope didn’t get to the top of the Hollywood pecking order by being a nice guy, and he made brutal demands. The actor required all of his comedy writers to submit 20 jokes a day, five days a week, to his home. If they failed to bring the goods for two consecutive weeks, Hope would fire them without a second glance. Ouch.

27. He Mixed Business And Pleasure

Hope cheated so much, some of his affairs can't really be called affairs; they were more like long-term relationships. While hosting the 1961 Miss World competition, Hope crowned Rosemarie Frankland as the winner and then quickly took her on as his mistress. They were together for 30 years, and many considered Frankland “the great love of his life.”

28. He Was A Strategic Lover

So how did Bob Hope manage to keep his dirty laundry out of the public eye? He actually had an ingenious answer. Hope paid his publicists with more than just cash, and he carried on a (you guessed it) affair with his PR maestro Ursula Halloran. In turn, Halloran made sure not a word of his nighttime activities got published. Yet these violent delights have violent ends.

29. He May Have Been Cursed

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30. He Was Almost Mauled To Death

While filming their sequel Road to Utopia, Hope and Crosby were meant to have a scene with a tame bear. It went wrong right from the start. The bear was supposed to lay down next to Hope, but instead it sniffed and growled at him. Both stars refused to return to set with the animal, despite the trainer's protestations that it was safe. Sadly, they were right to worry: The next day, the bear tore off its trainer’s arm.

31. His Wife Knew All His Secrets

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It’s hard to imagine that Hope could carry on all of these affairs without his family knowing. Well, as it turns out, they did know. In a 1978 interview, a reporter asked his wife Dolores Reade if she believed Hope was 100% “true-blue.” Reade answered, “I doubt it. I think he’s perfectly human and average and all that.” Not so sure about "average," Dolores.

32. He Suffered A Huge Shock

Hope and Bing Crosby worked together for decades in the “Road to…” film franchise, but their friendship came to a tragic end. In 1977, the two were planning to join forces again on yet another “Road to…” film when Crosby passed away unexpectedly. Despite their possibly prickly relationship, Hope was so distraught at the loss of his friend that he couldn’t sleep for days.

33. He Was Witty

Having toured extensively with USO, Hope was no stranger to danger, and had stepped into active combat zones armed with nothing but his wit. At the height of the tensions between the Soviet Union and the United States, Hope set off to the Motherland. Upon returning, he quipped about his great vacation, “We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.”

34. He Was A Sugar Daddy

Hope may have had scores of lovers, but he almost never forgot about his paramours. Indeed, he even continued to support his first (possibly only) wife Louise Troxell even while he was with Dolores Reade. The entertainer sent his ex a tidy sum of money for the rest of her life, which is a deal I definitely wouldn't turn down.

35. He Was Addicted To Intimacy

Long after most men would have retired to their rocking chair in an assisted living community, Hope was still chasing down women. Get this: The actor kicked off yet another affair when he was in his 80s. This time he skipped out on the chorus girls and picked up with one of his writers, Sandy Vinger. But it seems like Hope had lost his touch…

36. His Ex Got Revenge

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Not surprisingly, Hope’s affair with Vinger didn’t last too long—he was, after all, a husband, a father of four, and super freaking old. But it did not end happily. After their split, Vinger sued Hope for breach of contract, claiming that the geriatric actor had agreed to support her for the rest of his life; they settled out of court. Talk about going out with a bang.

37. He Had The Longest Happily Ever After

With a 69-year union, Hope’s marriage to Dolores Reade lasted longer than anyone could have possibly expected—and longer than anyone in Hollywood could match. While most Tinseltown marriages end as tabloid fodder in just a few years (or days), Hope and Reade held the record for the longest Hollywood marriage of all time until recently.

38. There Was One Thing He Never Got

Believe it or not, Bob Hope never won an Oscar. In fact, the "Entertainer of the 20th Century" never got so much as an nomination, even after he had hosted the Academy Awards a ridiculous 19 times. One of those times, Hope hit back at his Hollywood “friends” with a real zinger. “We’re all here to celebrate Oscar,” he said, “or as he’s known at my house, The Fugitive!”

39. He Was Funny In Every Language

Despite never clinching that competitive Academy Award, Hope was still famous…maybe too famous. The actor once commented that the only place where he could stroll around incognito was in the People’s Republic China. But even then, someone recognized him from one of his films before the Chinese Revolution. I want to feel bad...but I don't.

40. He Almost Ran For President

Bob Hope was so popular, people often suggested he should run for president. Yet even though First Lady Nancy Reagan referred to him as America’s “favorite clown,” he was never interested. As Hope once quipped, “I thought about it. But my wife said she wouldn't want to move into a smaller house.” But that didn't mean Hope kept out of the Oval Office entirely...

41. He Advised The White House

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In 1948, a seemingly unpopular Harry S. Truman was facing re-election, and he'd only got the job in the first place after Franklin D. Roosevelt's passing. To Truman’s shock, he actually won the vote, and received some sage advice from Bob Hope in the process. In a one-word congratulatory telegram, Hope told the president to “Unpack.”

42. He Had An Obsessive Hobby

Hope was famously golf-crazy, and he might be the only Hollywood actor who can say that he beat Tiger Woods in a round of golf. Still, Woods had a significant handicap: He was a toddler. Hope and the soon-to-be-legendary golfer made an appearance together on The Mike Douglas Show in 1978, when Woods was just two years old.

43. He Had A Bromance

Although they had a famous and legendary friendship, Bing Crosby and Bob Hope had rather humble beginnings. Hope only met Crosby by chance in 1932 when he was emceeing a show where Crosby performing. Still, the pair ended up hitting it off, and were each excited by the other's comedy chops. And thus began a beautiful bromance.

44. He Looked Like Charlie Chaplin

When Hope was still a young boy, he idolized the comedy legend Charlie Chaplin, like just about everybody else his age. But unlike everybody else, Hope tried to be Chaplin—literally. During his youth in Ohio, Hope entered a Chaplin look-a-like contest and came out with the top prize. It might have been a good omen, but Hope's next move wasn't.

45. He Had A Hidden Talent

It might surprise you to know that the reedy Bob Hope had a very rough hobby: Boxing. When he was a teenager, he decided to enter the ring under the professional boxing name "Packy East." Weighing in at an astonishing 24-karats of future Oscar gold, Hope racked up three wins and one loss. Not bad for a man who spent more of his life loving than fighting.

46. He Was A Doctor

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Hope might have been a clown and a high school dropout, but no one can call him uneducated. Over the course of his career, Hope racked up more than 2,000 honors and awards. As if being one of only two honorary veterans of the Armed Services wasn’t enough, Hope received his praise from academia as well, and had 54 honorary doctorates.

47. He Came Back To Life

In 1998, with Hope well into his 90s, a strange thing happened. A newspaper accidentally released a pre-written obituary for the comedian, leading the US House of Representatives to announce Hope's death while he was, in fact, still alive. Certain congressmen—some of whom Hope had entertained while touring with USO—took the news hard. Thankfully, it was only minutes before the paper corrected the error.

48. He Had The Last Laugh

Despite falling trees, questionable marriages, a flurry of affairs, and a few close calls, Hope’s life was full of…hope. Entertaining audiences was Hope’s single focus, and he accomplished that with his wicked sense of humor. In his own words, “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

49. He Saw A Century

Just think about how much happens in a century. Computers are invented, phones become mobile, air travel turns to space flight, and the list goes on. Well, Bob Hope would have witnessed it all. He lived to be exactly 100 years old, passing less than a month after his centennial on July 27, 2003. And you can bet your bottom dollar he was full of wit and great one-liners right to the end.

50. His Humor Survived As Long As He Did

At the very end, Hope still had a joie de vivre that no one could beat. While lying on his deathbed, his wife asked him where he wanted them to bury him when he was gone. Hope had his zinger all lined up, and joked in response, “Surprise me.”

51. He Had A Special Offer

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For a comedic wit like Bob Hope, late night talk shows provided the perfect opportunity to try out new material and promote upcoming films. To that end, NBC—Hope’s parent network—gave Hope an open invitation to walk onto the set of The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson any time he wanted. This ended up backfiring in the most awkward way possible.

52. He Was Johnny Carson's Most Hated Guest

Hope took up the NBC invitation in a big way, walking on the set again and again...and again. Even worse, Hope would often show up with stale, scripted gags, unwilling to engage in any of the show's signature banter. Eventually, the inimitable Johnny Carson got so fed up, he called Hope his least favorite Tonight Show guest. Ouch. And it only got worse as Hope got older…

53. He Infuriated Johnny Carson

Hope appeared on The Tonight Show well into the 1980s, and well into his decline. The aging actor had difficulty hearing Carson’s questions, forcing the quick-witted host to stick to dreaded pre-written notes from Hope’s team. Carson's reply was so disturbing, it's impossible to forget. After one particularly bad show, Carson snapped to his writers, “If I ever end up like that, guys, I want you to shoot me.”

54. He Seduced A Wholesome Star

Of all Hope's affairs, the most scandalous might have been his naughty acts with a famous "good girl" screen siren: None other than the wholesome Doris Day. According to Hope, the two had a fiery affair while touring together to raise funds for charity in 1949. But before the two stars had time to catch feelings, it ended abruptly...

55. His Wife Lashed Out

When Hope and Day returned to California from their charity efforts, the lovers got a nasty surprise. Dolores Reade—Hope’s wife, remember her?—was waiting at the airport to give her husband a nice, big, and pointed welcome home hug. Day interpreted the gesture as a shot across the bow and backed off, squelching the dalliance.

Infamous Internet Rumors That Ended Up Being True

Reddit user strakerak asked: 'What started out as an internet rumor that ended up being infamously true?'

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In 2017, I returned to my office after my lunch break to hear my supervisors discussing Tom Petty. This seemed like a random topic to me until one of my supervisors told me Tom Petty had passed away. He was a huge fan of Petty and spent the next hour or so combing through the internet to get more information.

He came back into the room my other supervisor and I were working in and announced that Tom Petty wasn't dead after all. News outlets had jumped the gun to announce his death, but he was actually still alive.

The next day, I came in to find out that Tom Petty was dead; the news may have been premature, but true.

This is a classic example of the rumor being started on the internet. Sometimes, like with the news of Tom Petty's death, the rumor can run wild and appear everywhere. Other times, the rumor can be seen by just a few people and dismissed. However, a lot of times, these rumors turn out to be true.

Redditors know a lot of internet rumors that turned out to be true, and are eager to share.

It all started when Redditor strakerak asked:

"What started out as an internet rumor that ended up being infamously true?"

The King Of Pop

"Michael Jackson writing the music for Sonic 3."

"He actually did, but was never credited on the game because it would breach his contract with his record label."

– -WigglyLine-

"He did the same when he appeared on The Simpsons. He appeared under a pseudonym, and the Producers said it was an impersonator."

"Only years later they confirmed it really was Michael."

"His singing voice was actually done by an impersonator, though."

– given2fly_

The Truth Comes Out

"In 1998, US Men’s National Team captain John Harkes was shockingly cut from the team right before the World Cup. The coach claimed it was because Harkes wouldn’t fit into his new preferred formation, but rumors flew on the early internet that it was actually because he had slept with his teammate Eric Wynalda’s wife. The rumor was so well-known in soccer circles that Harkes expressly denied it in his autobiography the next year."

"Fast forward 12 years to 2010 and Wynalda admits it’s true. The coach then came out and admitted it was why he dropped Harkes, but that he’d planned to keep the secret as long as Wynalda did."

– guyfromsoccer

Video Evidence

"The Tim Burton Hansel and Gretel that aired once on halloween in the 80's."

"I heard for years that it was fake but I knew it was real because my dad recorded everything in the 80s and he recorded that. We let a good friend of ours borrow it and switch it over from VHS to DVD and soon after that it made its way on to the internet , and there it is now. I know it's our copy because the tracking in the beginning is screwed up. Still have the VHS."

– Frozenthickness

"There was a similar story with a Nickelodeon movie called Cry Baby Lane. It was supposed to be so scary that Nickelodeon got complaints and denied its existence for years. Someone uploaded a taped copy to youtube about a decade ago."

– PattiAllen

The Movie Business

"That North Korea hacked Sony Pictures because of The Interview movie."

"I worked in the movie business at the time and the account managers at Sony all basically needed to get new identities as all of their personal information got leaked online."

OldMastodon5363

"My partner worked on that movie and the production bought all the crew 1 year of an identity theft tracking service."

CMV_Viremia

Keep Away From The Ears Of Kids

"Some banned episodes or scenes of cartoons."

"For example, I remember there was a Dexter’s Lab cartoon where he clones evil versions of DeDe and himself and they swear like every other word (censored of course), and people debated whether it even existed cause they only aired it like once. Now it’s pretty accessible online."

– Spledidlife

Yes, It's True

"Echelon, a massive electronic espionage system by the US and allies to intercept all electronic messages, especially emails."

"In the mid-nineties it was a topic on conspiracy BBS boards. A lot of people in my bubble at the time (mainly uni students in Europe) were including fake threats to the US in the their email signatures as a way to "protest" and "fill the system with false alarms" (obviously useless)."

"Then, in 1999-2000 came out to be true and a lot of security service agencies from UK and other US allies started to admit they were part of the espionage network."

– latflickr

How The Mighty Fell

"John Edward’s love child."

– ACam574

"A reminder that he was cheating on his wife while she was hospitalized for cancer treatment."

– Fanclock314

Ugh...

"Carrie Fisher's heart attack. Some a**hole who was on the same flight was livetweeting the whole medical emergency and justified it by insisting she was just making sure the family was informed."

– everylastlight

It Actually Happened

"Every year around her birthday there was a rumor that Betty White died. When I heard she died, I scoffed, saying that dumb rumor is back.... then saw it on the news. I was in shock."

– Known-Committee8679

"The fact that Betty died literally right before she turned 100 is such a Betty White way to go out."

– Paganigsegg

Big Actor, Small Roles

"I distinctly remember some rumors about the reason why Bruce Willis was taking so many roles in sh*tty movies before it was announced he has dementia."

– KampferMann

"RedLetterMedia did a deep dive on his recent movie activity to try and work out why exactly he was taking part in basically scam-movies. They noticed he had an earpiece in one of the scenes and joked that the director was feeding him lines. I remember they even disclaimed over the rumours at the time, and possible made a follow-up vid when it was revealed to the public."

– CardinalCreepia

What To Do Next?

"That the writer of LOST were making it up as they went."

"Turned out to be absolutely true."

– homarjr

That last one was kind of obvious!

Do you have any to add? Let us know in the comment below.

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Whether you're naturally interested in fun facts and trivia or not, it's always nice to know a few that you can pull out of your pocket at a moment's notice as a nice conversation starter.

But there are some fun facts out there that are so weird, people become more preoccupied with how the teller found out that information rather than the information itself.

Redditor Dry_Bus_935 asked:

"What is your 'don't ask me how I know' random fact?"

Nuclear Fail Safe

"You have quite a lot of time, certainly more than ten seconds, to turn back on the main pumps of a nuclear reactor once you have accidentally turned them off."

- egorf

"I'm not surprised. The amount of fail safes, redundancies, and emergency scenario planning for nuclear power plants is insane."

"I toured a nuclear plant and wrote my high school senior thesis on the plans put in place to ensure the Fukushima disaster would not happen at that plant."

"I'm sure the secondary pumps are plenty capable of handling the reactor until the main pumps are repaired or just turned back on."

- Borderlandsman

Happy Cat

"If your cat chews on fresh eucalyptus, they might start hallucinating and fall over repeatedly, leading to a $400 emergency vet bill just to be told she’s just kinda high."

- oddidealstronghold

"And, that's part of why koalas love it. Little stoners."

- littlebluefoxy

Archaeology: Do Not Lick

"Old human bones are very porous, so if you lick them, they’ll stick to your tongue."

- clanculcarius

Sharing is Caring

"A pigeon will only eat a Starburst if you chew it up a little bit first. Just to clarify: chew the Starburst, not the pigeon."

- OhTheHueManatee

"Instructions unclear. Pigeon unhappy."

- Wild-Lychee-3312

Intriguing Anatomy

"Everyone is here with the creepy crime stuff, and I'm just like, 'A soft fur rat has 22 nipples.'"

- horroscoblue

"Okay, so either they have really small nipples, their nipples overlap, or they have nipples in places where there shouldn't be nipples."

"(I've never written the word 'nipples' so many times in a singular sentence before.)"

- GdeGraaf

'Don't Ask Me,' Indeed!

"Turmeric can be used as clothes dye. It is capable of permanently dyeing cotton cloth even after it has passed through the digestive tract of an adult male."

- SlefeMcDichael

"You s**t your pants, didn't you?"

- PMmecrossstitch

"I'd prefer not to answer that question."

- SlefeMcDichael

High-Risk Survival Skills

"If you ever trying to survive in the Arctic, don’t eat polar bear liver. It is so high in vitamin A, it will kill you."

- WrongWayCorrigan-361

"It's also surrounded by a lethal amount of angry polar bear."

- horanc2

Real-Life Spies

"TV shows and movies go out of their way to make military/intelligence officers look bada**."

"But real-life 'spies,' by design and training, are boring. They have regular houses and standard second-hand cars, they dress down, and they have vague, boring job titles (accounts receivable) as cover, and they do not draw attention to themselves. Most come from specialized academia."

- Ok_Worth_1093

Haunting Reality

"Your muscles can keep twitching for several hours after you die."

- JustDave62

"Also, beards can appear to grow. This is however not because the beard itself grows but because the skin shrinks."

- RRautamaa

"I worked at a morgue for over eight years. If you grasp the hand of a dead body to move the arm, the hand will grasp back, but that's just muscles and tendons reacting to the tension."

- goneferalinid

The Sneakiness of Drowning

"When a drowning victim is revived, get them to a hospital as soon as possible. Drowning is the leading cause of death of kids from the age of one to seven and is ruled as accidental drowning when it comes to secondary drowning or dry drowning."

"Basically, your lungs are full of water despite being revived. Your lungs will absorb the liquid, but not before your body acidifies from high levels of carbon dioxide. The only chance to survive is to have the lungs pumped with oxygen via CPAP machine and time."

"Also, drowning is extremely quiet. You don’t hear the victim go under. And if you see flailing, do not attempt to save the victim otherwise you’ll become another drowning victim. Throw them a lifeline and hope their amygdala realizes that a rope or something is floating near them and grabs on it."

- Dfiggsmeister

Not Everyone's Favorite Chocolate

"Hershey’s chocolate has the strong smell of vomit or feces to some people (me), and that’s because they use butyric acid as a preservative. Butyric acid is the compound that makes vomit smell so bad."

"Edit: Digging further into it, there are some claims that they may not be “adding” the butyric acid, but rather it is occurring from essentially spoiling the milk in their milk chocolate. Either way, the butyric acid and putrid smell remains a part of their product."

- hefewiseman1

"That explains the weird aftertaste I always get! I don’t smell it but their chocolate always has this super unpleasant sharp/acidic aftertaste that I find repulsive. I assume this is why!!"

- PomegranateNo975

Do Not Lick the Asbestos

"Asbestos tastes like chalk. And if you lick it, it has the texture of extremely gritty sandpaper. Which is actually the feeling of microscopic asbestos needles piercing your flesh!"

- TooYoungToBeThisOld1

Mapping Out the War

"Beginning in 1911 in anticipation of the outbreak of WW1 in 1914, two statesmen, one from England and one from France, began visiting locations in France that they believed would be the settings for a number of major battles that would occur during the great war."

"Long bike rides through these future battle zones in the countryside and weeks spent building a foundation for a French-Anglo codebook that would later prove important in helping win the war."

- fjordperfect123

Avoiding Lawsuits > Protecting Patients

"Doctors, or surgeons more specifically, that make too many mistakes during surgery, ie, leaving instruments in patients, frequently gets ‘quietly traded’ to other hospitals where they continue their path of destruction with the patients not being aware of their past record. Hospitals tend to keep quiet about the matter to avoid lawsuits."

- Kittytigris

Bonus Points: Do This While Having Lunch in Your Car

"If you overfill a fast food gravy cup and then put a lid on, it will create a pressurized gravy stream that sprays all over your face and uniform while your coworker looks on in horror."

- thechaosjester776

This subReddit thread was so a roller-coaster of random facts, we've surely all walked away learning something.

But the biggest takeaway might just be: Maybe don't lick so many things.

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When we're intoxicated, or even the slightest bit tipsy from having a little too much to drink, our immediate perspective on things is hazy.

But there's nothing like a bit of alarming news or a jarring incident to snap us out of the fog and focus on the moment.

Sometimes alcohol isn't always to blame for our impairment.

It can be a state of mind, like a perpetual numbness from being complacent in life, and all it takes is one shocking moment to rattle us back to our senses.

Curious to hear from strangers online about this type of scenario, Redditor Known_Challenge_7150 asked:

"What’s one thing that sobered you up real quick?"

These individuals were witness to shocking events that sobered them up right quick.

Bleeding Out

"Got out of a taxi and found a naked man profusely bleeding from his head crawling up the driveway in my condo. Called him an ambulance completely forgot I was absolutely wasted until 45 minutes later when I'd helped him translate and in to an amublance and stepped in my front door."

"Later a few days later learned he'd slipped in the tub and literally crawled out for help. Poor dude. He was fine but I genuinely thought he was going to die there."

– DongLaiCha

Tragic News

"At a bachelor party and we got a phone call that the groom’s father had suddenly passed."

– accountnameredacted

Bottom Of The Barrel

"I went to visit my parents back in July. I was homeless and deep into fentanyl addiction so I lost a lot of weight. My folks could see it. They knew something was up. Anyway, I spent the night and I was getting ready to leave in the morning and I looked at myself in the mirror for a good long time. I finally had enough and told them everything. They took me to detox, from there I went to rehab. Graduated in August and been living with them ever since then. I have 160 days clean and sober."

– Crotch-Monster

A reality check can be enough for some people to snap out of it.

Like Father, Like Son

"Was driving a drunk friend home, he had been on a bender again and was smart enough to call me for a lift rather than try and drive. As I helped in to his house his mother came down the stairs and said 'your as drunk as your father' and went back upstairs. I haven't seen him drunk since then, he still drinks but the thought of turning into his dad scared him out of hard drinking."

– psycospaz

Busted

"Flashing blue lights."

– FiddleOfGold

"This sobered me up just thinking about it."

– redmaple_syrup

Losing Sight

"Woke up to no sight in one eye. I had cataract surgery so just thought one of the lenses had slipped and it was an easy fix. Eye doc says nope, you had a stroke. I loved soy sauce, teriyaki sauce and salty food, which caused high blood pressure, which caused retina damage. Over six months was able to get most of my eyesight back with medication, and all back within a year. Trying to navigate life with one eye was very sobering. Started taking HBP much more seriously."

– MissHibernia

Quitting The Bottle

"Looked up someone I went to highschool with who was an awesome guy. Found out he had been dead for 3 years from alcoholism, at age 33. I made an overnight change. I hadn't started drinking that night yet, 10 months ago. Haven't touched it again since."

– omgtater

These disturbing moments were enough for Redditors to immediately come to their senses.

Unplanned House Guests

"Me and a buddy Woke up in someone’s living room, realized neither one of us knew the people, they were just nice and let 2 drunk guys sleep on their living room floor. We didn’t even say goodbye."

– Oneinsevenbillion75

Serious Health Warning

"Elevated liver enzymes."

"And the knowledge that this sh** was gonna kill me and I just couldn't orphan my family over it."

"So I opted for recovery, instead."

"Clean and sober since June 5, 2009."

– Far_Meal8674

The Joyride

"Grew up in a rural area. The little town hosted dances at the hockey arena, everyone (adults and kids) went and they overserved everyone, regardless of age. I was maybe 16 or 17 and was absolutely sh*tfaced, and jumped in the back of someone's truck with about 8 other people to go back to someone's cottage for after dance drinking. The driver (still don't know who it was) started racing one of his buddies and we whipped around small dirt roads, flying around blind corners on the wrong side of the road, going god knows how fast. It was basically a disaster waiting to happen. It was crazy scary and I was sober and thankful to be alive when we finally arrived."

– foxfood9116

The human psyche is a fascinating thing, isn't it?

How we can automatically focus on something urgent at a crucial time, even after getting buzzed from drinking too much alcohol.

But as we're in the thick of the holidays, it's a good reminder to drink responsibly and stay off the roads if you drive to your celebratory destination.

Cheers. Stay safe. And happy holidays.

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We've all complained or vented about something in our lives which, in the grand scheme of things, wasn't exactly a problem, or is very easily solved.

Then there are those who complain about things that others almost hope will happen to them at some point in their lives.

These are known as "first world problems", as they are problems that pretty much only the world's one percent faces.

From having to fly business class instead of first class, or being served Roederer instead of Dom Pérignon, these complaints are often met with amusement, bewilderment, or even anger.

Redditor jennimackenzie was curious to hear the most absurd "first world problems" anyone ever complained about, leading them to ask:

"What’s the most ridiculous 'first world problem' you’ve seen people get worked up over?"

"Tale As Old As Time..."

"I once knew a mom who was legitimately devastated, to the point of tears/grief, because a doctor predicted her 8 year old daughter's final height to be around 5'2","

"Which wasn't tall enough to get cast as Belle at Disney World."

"That was the child's (and her mother's) only dream in life, apparently."

"Didn't appreciate my suggestion that she could be Minnie or Mickey."

"Lol!"

"Only a face character would do!"- TravelLovingMom

"Must Be Funny, In A Rich Man's World..."

"My boss from about a decade ago was this insanely rich dude who always went to the bank to get fresh and crisp currency."

"He'd call the bank in advance to make sure they had some on hand."

"I think he was a germaphobe."

"He had a trash can that he'd throw $1 and $5 bills in that he thought was 'dirty' and regularly just donated it vs spending it."

"I asked him why he did this and he said it was too much trouble and asked if I wanted it."

"I said f*ck yeah dumped it into my bag and when I got home it was close to $400 in singles and fives.

"Another time, he wanted to upgrade all the computers in his studio, so we went to a store and bought 10 PCs."

"They all had $150 mail in rebates and he wasn't bothered to go through the trouble of mailing them in."

"3 weeks later I received $1500 after spending a whole afternoon filling out all those goddamn forms."- azninvasion2000

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Who Wore It Better?

"When I was about 19 years old, I was at my boyfriends family BBQ."

"I was wearing this pretty floral sundress."

"His cousins girlfriend showed up in the same dress and she was SO mad that she went and changed."

"I will never understand being upset when someone is wearing the same thing as you.'

"Did you really think that your shirt you bought off the rack is going to be unique to you?"

"No."- mertsey627

Seeing Red! Or Blue In This Case...

"The blue of the balloons wasn't quite the same as the bridesmaid's sashes."

"Years ago my wife and I attended a wedding."

"It was very low key."

"The dinner was in the dining hall at the university where the couple met, cinder block walls and all."

"It was a Baptist wedding - no booze and very serious."

"The dark blue balloons attempting to liven up the hall were a slightly darker shade of blue than the sashes on the bridesmaid's dresses."

"The bride lost here sh*t and absolutely raved for nearly an hour."

"I can't remember how they finally managed to talk her down."- mechant_papa

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See You In Court!

"Rich neighbors who end up in expensive court battles because they disagree about where a tree can be planted or whether the color of a fence fits in with the street’s 'amenity'."

'These disputes get really heated and rack up huge lawyers’ bills."

"The most pathetic part is after the judgement when they are arguing about who should pay the other party’s costs."

"Lots of affidavits filed citing the 'emotional distress' they had to endure, or painting themselves as brave warriors who were forced to take a stand to fight for 'justice'."

"Also lots of pompous litigants insisting that the judge refer to them by their 'Dr' title."

"An absolutely insane dumpster fire of entitled rich people problems."- ElectrocRaisin

It's Always People With Money Who Don't Want To Pay!

"I work in a public library."

"People will get so so mad if they have to be put on a wait list for a book."

"A popular book that just came out."

"Ok our services are not only free but so are the books."

"You’re welcome, a**holes."- Switchbladekitten

A Warm Butt Is A Happy Butt!

"My own."

"We have a bidet toilet seat (Fabulous! Everyone should have one!) and not only does it wash your bum and blow dry it, but the seat's heated!"

"It's shocking how much a heated toilet seat makes the whole process more agreeable."

"Except: We had a power outage and I went to use the toilet and the seat was cold!"

"Unacceptable!"

"This shall not stand!"

"I was really upset because it didn't feel good."

"Then I stopped and thought: This is the most first-world problem anyone's ever had."

"I was really pissed because my heiny was tepid."

"I got over it."- DeathGrover

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Holy Matrimony!

"Weddings are a gold mine for this question."

"People get so hyped up over their 'most important day of their life'."

"They'll destroy friendships, go into debt, and have crazy expectations."

"It's not always the couple who go crazy, either."

"Sometimes, it's the parents or another family member who feels entitled to control the wedding."

"It's just a party."

"Be considerate of guests, have plenty of food and drinks, and enjoy it."- magicrowantree

When Fast Food Isn't Fast Enough...

"Having to pull off to the side to wait for a drive-thru order to be brought out to you because your food isn't ready and there's a line building up behind you."- demanbmore

In Case You Don't Think Customer Service Employees Are Undervalued...

"I was working the return desk at a Target next to a military base so I have so many stories."

"One of my favorites was a lady who had her baby shower before revealing the gender and was livid that she had received floral newborn diapers when she’s having a boy."

"It was a huge box of super expensive, all organic diapers, that we didn’t carry and therefore could not return."

"I cannot accurately express her fury and disgust."

"How dare either suggest her boy could wear feminine diapers."

"I suggested she donate them if she didn’t want to use them and she instead threw away the entire box."

"When she left we pulled it out and threw it in our donate bin."

"There have also been multiple times where mom’s order massive toys and when we bring them out to the car they get furious that they aren’t wrapped."

"We don’t offer wrapping services."

"Here’s the thing, if you don’t want your kids to see the toys you got them for Christmas or their bit to day DON'T BRING THE CHILD WHEN YOU PICK IT UP."

'I’ve had multiple women scream and curse me out that I had ruined their kids Christmas by bringing the toys they ordered out to the car like they requested."- clever-mermaid-mae

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Happiest Place On Earth!

"I used to work for Disney."

"That in itself should tell you everything."

"However for fun I'll give you two specific stories one form our tech department and one from my wife who worked bookings."

"I specifically worked for their call center to help with technical issues with magic band and the website."

"Suddenly got worse huh?"

"A right of passage call everyone has at least one story of is the 'Dome call'."

"Basically there is a subset of Disney Guest (TM) that believes if it rains at Walt Disney world there is someone that will push a button to encapsulate the whole of Disney property in a dome to keep out the rain."

"I'm not kidding."

"If this button is not pushed they call our tech department to angrily ask why."

"My wife worked booking."

"Pretty much everything including Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique and Pirate's league."

"These two things did roughly the same thing difference being price and theme."

"BBB was expensive did more and was focused on princesses, pirates league did a bit less and focused on mermaids and pirates."

"Lady called up my wife, and got pissed about BBB being booked up (It goes FAAAAST)."

"Karen: 'Im going to give the phone to my daughter and I want you to tell her how you are ruining her vacation by not letting her do BBB'."

"Wife proceeds to explain how pirate's league is so much cooler and how she can be a mermaid or pirate and basically gets the kid to start demanding to their parents about how they want to be a mermaid instead of a princess."- trollsong

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The horror!

Being booked into a junior suite at Disney World instead of an executive suite!

It's almost as bad as having no money for groceries, or no food to feed you children...

Said absolutely no one.