Everyone has their personal "algebra" moment in their major. Like, when am I ever going to use this? It even crops up in the medical field.
Here were some of the answers.
85% of it :(
Oh, the retina has ten layers and you want me to memorize each of them? Alrighty..
I'm a physical therapist. On 2 of my gross anatomy practicals I needed I be able to identify the quadrate or caudate lobes of the liver. Which I now use all the time when I'm assisting in surgery. /sarcasm
It's Electric Between Us
Electrical Physics. We protested. We said it was too hard and useless. We were told we needed to know that because "Thats how the MRI machine works". It works by clicking "scan"
I had to learn the way X-ray works (it's not that profound what we learn in imaging) and lots about technic to explain to patients. In geriatric service people get their questions underappreciated (by the people that operate the artifact, in my experience) and some are really scared of these and EKG. A minute or two could make a lot for them.
The Bite Of A Mite
Not me but my father. He told me when he was in med school he learned about Tsutsugamushi fever, but never had the opportunity to diagnose it. It's a parasite caused by the bite of a mite.
I learned about it when I was a kid and was playing the Raiders of the Lost Ark game on the Atari 2600. There were flies that would bite Indy and paralyze him for a moment. My father saw this and went "OOOH!! Tsutsugamushi fever!!"
Not The Right Kinda Chem
Organic chemistry. The most dreaded prerequisite is also the most useless.
Would have to agree XD
I routinely need to brush up a thing or two on organic chem to understand some researches/updates/journals. But mostly, biochem is really just what's relevant, for my personal practice, I mean.
I agree. Biochemistry and inorganic chemistry are far more relevant to what we do in practice.
The first day of optometry school one of our professors taught us this:
What do you do if a patient's eyeball pops out? - Put it back in.
When do you do it? - As quickly as you can.
Still waiting for a patient's eyeball to pop out so I can put it back in as quickly as I can.
Grade Point Average
Not a Doctor, but patient with a somewhat rare disease. I have Granulomatosis with polyangiitis (also known as GPA or Wegner's Granulomatosis) and Doctors are usually excited to see me, which is weird. It's in the sweet spot of being common enough to have probably been studied in med school while still exotic enough that they may have never treated someone with it. Makes me feel like a diseased unicorn.
The WHATEVER Cycle
Still a 4th year but severely doubt I'll ever use the Kreb's cycle.
Also half the clinical skills seem superfluous/useless, can a single doctor let me know if they've ever used a patellar sweep instead of tap? I also swear I've never seen a clinician do tactile vocal fremitus, fluid thrill or percuss the f---ing clavicle like we're supposed to. I could be wrong but all seem very low yield skills for doctors who are very pressed for time.
Meanwhile we never actually get taught the special tests for the muskuloskeletal examinations that would allow you to make a diagnosis... med school seems to have its priorities in the wrong place a lot.
On a positive note though i actually have been surprised how much a (very) basic understanding of complex stuff like embryology and clotting/complement cascades actually comes in useful. It's stuff you learn in detail once in 1st/2nd year so that by the time you finish you remember a tiny bit which is generally the amount you actually need to know.
Humans In Check
Compassion. And taking the time to talk to patients. Almost impossible since I only got 15 min or so with each patient.
I read in Malcolm Gladwell's "Blink" , that doctors who spend an extra minute with patients and allow them an opportunity to ask questions and understand what's happening, have their malpractice charges drop to almost Zero, even if they're at fault. Statistically, empathy and bed side manner, can go an inconceivably long way.
Unexpected For A Vet
I'm a veterinarian in the US. Our education is similar to that in human medicine (4 years of undergraduate degree and 4 years of medical school).
In undergraduate, many of the required classes to apply to vet school do not apply to vet school itself or clinical practice. Most of chemistry, physics, and some mathematics haven't played any role in my life since passing them, though some of these classes may play a role in research settings.
However, these classes also set up a strong foundation for learning how to study, retain complicated information, and apply old concepts to new situations. Without going through them, I think the information overload through much of medical school would be overwhelming. My classmates that struggled the most in early vet school never "learned how to learn" in undergrad and were ineffective at studying and time budgeting.
In vet school itself we spent a huge amount of time on information that I haven't yet used in clinical practice. Part of that is the nature of veterinary medicine; we must understand the biological systems of different animals, and the variations between species can be subtle and nuanced. It is our responsibility as stewards of public health and champions of the human-animal bond. As a result, I know a lot of little details such as the types of mites that affect backyard chickens, dietary needs of asian fisher cats in relation to incidence of bladder cancer, and legal considerations for interstate sale of raw milk. God help me if I have to act as an expert some of these factoids at an emergency small animal hospital in a city.
The biggest culprit of something time-intensive with relatively little personal benefit in clinical practice was actually anatomy/physiology. I studied 2-4 hours a day 5-6 days per week and went to three 3 hour labs per week for 2 semesters, learning many hundreds of vocabulary terms and the comparative anatomic differences between dogs, cats, rabbits, cows, sheep, goats, llamas, alpacas, horses, camels, and chickens. Although some surgeons may need to remember more of these terms, in general most veterinarians I know (myself included) have let ourselves forget 80-90% of these terms. At the end of the day I don't need to know what muscle groups are nourished by the brachial artery as long as I can tell there is appropriate circulation and blood supply. But it still wasn't a waste of time, as I can remember what to look up if I needed the information for a certain case.
Part of the challenge of educating the medical profession is that there is so much detail, and many people in the classroom will go down different career paths. A diagram of electrolyte flow during the cardiac action potential I saw years ago may not affect my clinical decision making looking at an EKG, but that same diagram may have changed how a classmate working in research would approach an experiment. Kind of like how surgeons use anatomy more in daily life than I do on ER.
I assume this question is being asked because it feels tedious to learn all of these minor nuances that don't seem to have any clinical bearing. However, you'll find that as time goes by, it is nice to see a term and recognize that you knew it once and that you can easily remind yourself by quickly reviewing notes. Also, doctors generally are held accountable for a wide breadth of knowledge relating to how biological systems work and interact. Just because you won't use some info in clinical practice doesn't mean you'll go your whole life not needing to know about it. And it's satisfying to answer a question or recall something you didn't think you'd need to remember. Keep focused and keep going! You can do it!
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I wanted to be a doctor ever since I was a kid, and everyone told me to pick Latin in high school for language because it will help with better understanding "medical terms." Then, in undergrad, we were required to to do 1 year of a language, so again I took Latin, continuing to think that it somehow would help in medical school. Spoiler: it doesn't help more than any other language, not one bit.
Learn Spanish if you want to go into medicine (in the US). You will still learn sentence structure, conjugating words, tense, etc., but you will pick up an extremely useful tool to speak with patients. Be conversationally competent in Spanish and then pick up the Spanish medical terms in med school/residency. That is infinitely more useful than being able to pick out the subjunctive clause or recall passages from the Aeneid.
I had to stop watching talent shows years ago because while I got to see some really enjoyable acts—especially singers, of which there are a seemingly endless number—I grew sick and tired of how scripted everything felt.
For one thing, I hate overt sentimentalty because it can ring very false, and that's how I've felt whenever I've had to sit through any sob stories. Everyone has a sob story.
The music swells and immediately we'll hear about someone's cancer diagnosis or the fact they lost their house due to foreclosure or that their father died and that afterward they found bodies in his shed and learned he was a notorious serial killer...
Okay, that last one might have been made up. But my point stands.
People shared their thoughts with us after Redditor TheCheeto4 asked the online community,
"What is something that you find incredibly cringe, but you think other people wouldn't?"
"You just reminded me..."
"You just reminded me of those Facebook posts that give instructions to prove who is/isn't a "real friend", always ask you to share afterwards. Like a copy-paste friendship test."
I never bother with those. I always ignore them and I'm okay with that.
"People exaggerating how quirky, different or relatable they are."
You just described every manic pixie dream girl in Bushwick.
"People singing at me. I have no idea what to do and feel cringe the entire time. Some people love just having people sing to them though."
Many people feel super awkward when this happens... especially when it happens in a restaurant... on their birthday.
"Starting a Go Fund Me..."
"Starting a Go Fund Me the second news of a tragedy gets out. There was an accident by me, and there were two competing GFMs fighting over who was closer to the victim."
They do that so they can skiff the funds. People have no shame.
"I couldn't fathom..."
"Public vlogs. I couldn't fathom walking around the city holding a camcorder on a stick and talking to myself."
I hate them and don't understand why people would watch some rando walking around, going about his day. No thank you.
"The judges crying on those talent shows on TV."
Sob stories always increase your chances of entering and lasting longer on those shows.
"I love that unspoken thing where talent show judges act all surprised that the ugly person actually has a great voice!"
The Susan Boyle effect (and she wasn't even all that great to begin with, but it's the perfect example).
"Dating profiles and bios. I just can’t not feel weird about advertising my self to randos."
Always awkward. Even worse when you meet someone interesting and they are nothing like their profile at all.
"Turning on music/singing loudly in public places. I always listen to music in my headphones."
I would never. It's the height of rudeness.
"If someone is going..."
"Filming yourself doing acts of kindness. If someone is going to do something nice for me, and they film me and post that online I’ll be pissed."
It's everywhere. Social media is a pain.
Remember the last time you cringed to some of these? You probably do. It's the worst, isn't it?
Have some cringeworthy moments of your own to share? Tell us more in the comments below!
Two people getting together for the first time and feeling the undeniable chemistry between them is an enchanting discovery.
Without anything being verbally communicated, a person feeling a mutual romantic passion is the spark that potentially can ignite a long-lasting relationship.
However, that spark can also burn out when passions are too high, and that gut feeling indicating a fling was over before it started is never a welcome feeling.
Curious to hear about the negative dating experiences of strangers, Redditor LynxExplorer asked:
"What made you realize the relationship was over?"
Sometimes, the inner voices of reason doesn't register, and outside indicators sound the alarm to let scorned lovers know that romance is dead.
A Third Party
"When I got a Facebook message from another dude saying 'your wife is cheating on us.' He thought we had one of those open relationships."
"Editing to add: this happened a little over ten years ago. I got custody of the kid, I’m remarried, great job, new house, I’m doing good. And I also laugh about it when I think back on it."
"I once googled 'how do you know when a relationship is over' and the top suggestion was 'you google it.'"
"When I finally learned to listen to her actions, not her words."
These Redditors reflected back on their relationships only to realize the love in their relationships have disappeared some time ago.
"When contempt enters the picture. Hard to explain what contempt is, but once it's there it is done for."
"There's nothing like having someone you had an amazing time just have disgust for anything you do. Oh and the glare is deadly."
"Luckily by the time I got there I already made up my mind and stopped playing her victim blaming. We both had rough lives but you cut yourself to manipulate me."
Alone In Love
"when i was crying more than laughing. constant hurt and confusion, didn’t feel like the love was reciprocated."
Waiting For It To End
"I realized that I wouldn't care if he cheated on me and would've been quite happy if he left me for someone else. I felt trapped and didn't know how to leave at the time"
"Edit: We have a child together and share custody, so he will always be in my life, but it's still better than having to walk on eggshells in my own home."
"I'm very sorry to those of you going through this now. I hope you find happiness one day."
A Powerful Yearning
"When I started fantasizing about what it would be like to be completely alone."
These are just downright cruel and unforgiving discoveries.
Sliding Into DMs
"When I found sexts between her and my 'friend.'"
"He kept breaking up with me and then making up with me. Broke up with me on my birthday (because he wasn't getting my undivided attention as my best friend was there), called me for 6 months after trying to get back with me. Called me a 'f'king weasel.' His family still tries to reach out over 11 years later."
Whatever happened to communicating with your significant other when something is off in a relationship?
Sure, this is an uncomfortable conversation to have, but it's far more effective to discuss solutions or compromises.
Isn't it worse to let resentment build to the point where regrettable actions or words further destroy relationships?
Talk it out. You'll be a better person for it.
People have long engaged in passionate debates about their firm beliefs on any particular subject, the popular ones being religion and politics.
Those arguing on both sides of religious or political debates seldom see eye-to-eye with their opponents and are unable to find common ground.
But there are other arguments that are equally as passionate which people are not willing to negotiate, or at the very least, have some wiggle room for compromise.
Curious to hear some examples, Redditor lllSnowmanlll asked:
"What's your strongest opinion that's not political religious or moral?"
We are constantly inundated with marketing ads sneaking their way into our daily interactions on social media.
Enough is enough.
Audio Assualt In Ads
"Radio ads that have honking horns or sirens should be illegal. As should billboards."
Focus On The Product, Please
"If I buy a car, I want to own it without paying a subscription to use the radio or heated steering wheel."
"Ads with the skip button are more effective than ones without."
"If an ad has a skip button you can choose whenever you’re interested in said product or not. This provides more clear info to advertisers too."
"An unskippable ad makes a person associate the company with a negative experience, therefore downgrading the company."
When it comes to our well-being, these Redditors believe the following are of utmost importance.
Ready For The Weekend
"Weekends are sacred and you can pry my free saturday out of my cold dead hands. And even then good luck because i will have hot-glued it to my hands."
"Jokes aside, self care and de-stressing are important. Take care of yourself people!"
"Edit: for everyone saying this comment is indeed political/religious: i'm just saying that having some time off to recharge or take care of personal stuff is important. It does not matter when or how that time off is, as long as you have some. I just want people to be healthy."
It's Time To Let Go
"My boss asked me to come in on Saturday next month. Every Saturday. All month."
"In response, I took off all the Fridays. Due to corporate policy, he can’t deny it. At the end of the month, I’ll be quitting. This is the fifth time in less than a year he’s tried to get me to do regular overtime, and I’ve had enough. If he wants someone working on Saturday, he can do it himself."
"EDIT: I’m getting tired of all the people saying I should have 'just said no,' so let me explain why I didn’t."
"I’ve been at this company two years, and I’ve been 'just saying no' since day one. I was literally asked to stay late on my first day. For a while I did it because COVID had just started and I didn’t want to lose my job. I was very lucky to have a job at all and I knew it."
"But the demands for more overtime, more work, more responsibilities, it all kept growing. Soon, I was working 10 or 11 hours a day Mon-Sat and another 3 or 4 hours most Sundays. I was doing the work of three people and barely making enough money to live. Keep in mind I didn’t get paid for most of this overtime, maybe half of it. No OT bonus to speak of."
"Finally, after eight months of this, I put my foot down. I went back to 40 hour weeks, no overtime unless it’s payed and I choose to do it. My superiors weren’t happy, but replacing me wasn’t easy and they knew it, so they had to deal with it."
"Lately they’ve started pushing me to do more overtime again, but they still refuse to pay me for it. So, I’m done. I’m already planning on moving, but my plans to transfer to a different location are now out the window. I’m way past my limit with this company, they’re lucky I’m still here at all. So no, I won’t 'just say no.' I’ve been saying it for months and they don’t listen.
"Swimming should be taught to every child."
The following opinions are about our interactions with the public.
"If you take a sh*t at public toilets, FLUSH!!!"
The Stigma Of Naiveté
"People should learn that saying 'I don't know' is a perfectly acceptable thing to say, and very often the most accurate."
"Rerack your weights, you meaningless excuse for intelligent life!"
"Drivers who don't indicate when turning are selfish scum."
When using the elevator or public transportation, please let the passengers off before batter-ramming your way in, please.
The doors will eventually shut automatically but will not crush you if are entering the departed cabin at the last minute.
There's no rush.
That's the thing with people. Everyone's in a hurry to get from point A to B but cutting people off on the freeway or jamming your way into an emptying elevator will not get you places any faster.
Not only is it annoying, it's also dangerous.
And I'm done with my PSA. Thank you, kindly.
Some of these modern medicines can really pack a wallop.
Remember that Taylor Swift video her mom took of her?
That was too good.
Patients teeter between a laugh riot and a hideous, dramatic mess.
Either way, it's pretty entertaining.
Redditor DvS_Insanity wanted to hear about what we all mumble when under the influence before surgery.They asked:
"Anesthesiologists of Reddit, what was something you won’t forget hearing from someone that was under?"
I haven't really been under so deep I expressed these kinds of thoughts. I'm ok with skipping surgery, actually.
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"I ask a patient after surgery how he feels. He opens his eyes, stares me dead-on and says 'with my fingers.' Then he goes right back to sleep."
'hand... hand please'
"I had an ovarian cyst removed a year ago and woke up from the anesthesia saying 'hand... hand please.' and making 'grabby hands' with both my hands until the nurses finally came over and held my hands for about five minutes while I just smiled and tried to go back to sleep. I hadn't done that in a decade. I used to do it to my dad all the time as a kid to express that I wanted to hold his hand while I slept."
'Ooo ithh a robot'
"My boyfriend at the time had just gotten his wisdom teeth removed, on the ride home with his mouth full of gauze, he gets a call on his cell phone. He answered it and just starts talking away, whoever it was on the other side could not possibly understand a word he was saying with all the gauze in his mouth. But man, he had a lot to talk about and they apparently didn't hang up..."
"After about 5 minutes of this unintelligible phone conversation, he looks at me and says 'Ooo ithh a robot' and gives me the phone. I put it to my ear, and the whole time it's been the Walgreens pharmacy automated notice simply stating his prescription is ready for pickup, playing on repeat. Probably for the best."
"I’m an anesthesiologist. The best story was a 40-some year old woman for appendectomy, said while I’m giving the propofol to induce anesthesia. She said 'oh I don’t remember it tasting like that before' (slurred). I said 'what does it taste like?' Since propofol doesn’t usually elicit a taste reaction. She almost yelled 'DEEEZ NUTS,' and was promptly under anesthesia thereafter. There have been other stories, but this one has the entire OR staff rolling laughing for minutes after she was under."
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"After an operation on a patient's neck, he woke up and yelled 'AHHHH' then grabbed his junk with both hands and was like 'oh thank God it’s still there' then immediately passed out again."
People are funny with no censor. And dialogue dangerous...
"My personal story. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I kept holding a fake camera up to my face saying 'you're beautiful' and making clicking noises while I was under. I'm a professional photographer and my dental surgeon ended up booking a session with me a year later."
"I woke up from gallbladder surgery confused as to why my mom wasn’t there (I was 18 and looking for my mom). The nurse informed me I had cussed out my entire family and they sent them home and put me on a no visitor list, only for me to wakeup at 2am with no memory making them call my mom back. Another time I woke up and made horrifically inappropriate jokes."
"I told a nurse she was pissing me off because I didn’t like the automatic blood pressure cuff. Another I refused to listen to followup orders until I had a chicken sandwich (my negotiations were not met). I’m a real treat after anesthesia but I get a lot of this done at the office my mom works at so she can warn them lol."
'That's my wife for ya'
"My aunt got rushed to the hospital for abnormal heart rate - but it wasn't a heart attack or stroke, but her heart was going at like 200 beats per minute or whatever it was. They had to put her under so they could shock her heart back to normal. As they're taking her under, the doctor says something like 'Okay, in it goes' and she immediately quips with 'That's what she said.' All the doctors and nurses busted a gut laughing and told my uncle when he got there. He just shrugged and said 'That's my wife for ya.'"
"One summer I was home from college and my dad needed me to pick him up after his very first colonoscopy. He was nervous so I got there early. The nurse called me back and asked me to help wake him up, as they were having some trouble. I go back and am making chit chat. 'Oh dad, you’ve got those cool booties on!' He raised his head a little bit to look at them then yelled, 'Booty call!' He is a Presbyterian pastor. A moment I will treasure forever."
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"Apparently, when I had surgery to remove my Bartholin’s gland (a gland at the entrance of the vagina that can get an abscess), they asked me how I felt as soon as I was awake. I said I felt like I got attacked by an elephant and then I wanted to hug everyone."
Oh, the things we'll say when under the influence.
Do you have similar experiences to share? Let us know in the comments below.