People Share The Best Real-Life Examples Of 'You Can Have A Ph.D. And Still Be An Idiot'
Earning a college degree, especially a doctorate, takes a heck of a lot of work and definitely requires intelligence. Expertise in your usually narrow field of study definitely doesn't guarantee expertise in other areas — especially common sense, it seems.
Redditor SgtSkillcraft asked:
"Richard Feynman said, 'Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.' What are some real life examples of this?"
Too Much Ketchup
"My ex-boyfriends mother was a linguistics professor and knew over 10 languages. She was also one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Some examples: she believed that in case of emergency stewardesses catapult out of the plane; she was also convinced donating blood causes some blood disease and you can die because of it. But my favourite one was when she said her son's orthopaedic problems are not a result of a serious injury he had. His knee hurts because he eats too much ketchup."
- ImnotUK
"Man that ketchup is going straight to my knees. Ima need to sit for a minute."
- myrevenge_IS_urkarma
You'd Think An Engineer Would Understand Physics
"I had a boss who was an engineer who put a couple hundred dollars in change in a bank’s pneumatic drive through tube where it got stuck and they had to use a jack hammer to get it out. He was upset that the bank was charging him for this because he didn’t know this would happen. They had large signs saying not to put change in the tubes, including on the tubes themselves."
- RumBunBun
Self-Powering Power Strip
"My first call at my first IT job was in a medical laboratory. There was a doctor who had been in the job for years and she called saying her computer would not power on. I walked her through some troubleshooting and nothing worked. "Is the computer plugged in? Ok, is the monitor on? Ok, when did the problem start?" type of questions were asked and she answered them all. I go up to her office and indeed the computer is plugged in to a power strip which is plugged in to itself. Cleaning crew had deep cleaned her office and never plugged anything back in. Dr. plugged the power strip into itself thinking that as long as it was plugged in, that's all she needed."
- acheron53
Liquid Displacement Isn't That Complicated, Is It?
"I was at a keg party at college and the (gravity keg) was set up. Someone complained that the beer was not flowing, so I check that the keg was still almost full. Turns out someone closed the air intake on top. I opened the intake and poured myself a beer. Problem solved. A few minutes later someone else complains the beer is out. I told them the keg was full a few minutes ago and it was a tap problem that I fixed. They told me they just came from the keg. I go back to the keg and find the intake was closed again. Opened it and poured the young lady who said it was empty a beer. As she is leaving my suitemate comes in and goes to the intake can closes it. Now my suitemate is a straight A student who gets all As mostly due to his photographic memory."
"Back to the keg. So I tell him that he needs to leave the intake open to let air in to displace the beer coming out of the lower tap. He then proceeds to tell me that since the beer is carbonated air is not needed to replace the liquid volumn lost when the beer is dispensed. So I asked him two questions; If it is not needed, why is there the upper tap, and does he really think the amount of gas the carbonation gives off in a glass of beer is equal to the volumn of the liquid beer? He thought for a few seconds and his only response was, "I have a 4.0, what is your GPA?" Then he walked away."
- vpniceguys
Med Students Aren't Immune To The Bystander Effect
"Not quite PhD. But I was at a party (in the uk) full of med students and stereotypically everyone was off their face drunk. Well some guy fell over and broke his collar bone and immediately got rushed by a dozen of them all fussing and asking him the same questions over and 'going through the checklist'. Half an hour later and he's still on the couch in pain and I go in to ask if anybody knows why the ambulance is taking so long. Nobody had an answer because nobody had called one. A party full of medical students hadn't called an ambulance or made any transport arrangements for a guy in severe pain with a broken clavicle. Idiots."
- Reiseoftheginger
"That's actually super common in emergencies when there's a group of any kind. One of the first things you learn in a lifeguard certification course is to identify a single person to instruct to call 911. Never just yell out 'someone call 911' or assume that it's been done because everyone in the group is assuming someone else did it already."
"It's not necessarily that everyone forgot about it, just that everyone assumed it was the logical first step that someone else would have taken already."
- Bangarang_1
He Just Hadn't Had His Coffee Yet
"I had a professor for higher mathematics who had real difficulties figuring out how to extract a cup of coffee from the vending machine. Bless him."
- onesmilematters
Laser Focused Intelligence
"My wife has two Masters and a PhD, is internationally recognized in her field, and is an absent minded doofus. My role in her life is to ensure that her car works, that she takes her meds, and that she eats things other than yogurt and eggs. She can be brilliant one minute, then walk into the side of a moving bus the next."
"I love her dearly but she's a numpty."
- Lost_One_1963
Dump Dinners Were Designed For This Person
"As someone who did two trades and then decided life is better with education - my experience currently going to Uni is how clueless so many people are in Uni. I wouldn’t say they’re an idiot, but tons of ignorance develops living in a student bubble your whole life."
"I rented a room to a guy who did his masters, and it would take him hourssss to cook dinner. I watched him one day, and he just couldn’t wrap his mind around cooking things that take different amounts of time to cook."
"Like, he’d start cooking potatoes and wait til they were done before moving on to the next thing he was going to eat them with."
- XavierOpinionz
Doctors Are Brilliant...and Not So Brilliant
"I work with medical doctors all the time for work. Doctors are some of the dumbest smart people I have ever met."
- Secksualinnuendo
"Yup. I know a plastic surgeon who thought it was a great idea to sue Yelp for bad reviews his business was getting. This ensured that tons of news stories were written about him that repeated those bad reviews to a bigger audience."
- heimdahl81
"My friend's dad is a surgeon, I never forget when we were 13-14 and her mom called her to ask if she could go home and make something to eat for her dad because he was starving."
"That's when she told me that he had never ever made a meal himself for his entire life, he cannot even work the toaster, literally! So the guy was just starving at home because he cannot make a simple meal. And the next day he's fixing someone's heart."
- _reykjavik
"As someone who works security in a hospital, I can say a good 90% of the doctors there are smart but lack any type of common sense, and sometimes I wonder how they function on a day-to-day basis"
- Ray_Ray_86
Doors Are Hard
"I used to work at a university, and tons of academics are incredibly educated in their chosen field, but have the common sense of your average dachshund."
"My favourite was probably an entire group of geology professors and PhD candidates who got 'stuck' for a good few minutes in an entryway because they didn't think to check if the door required a pull rather than a push. Bearing in mind that they'd just entered with that same door not an hour before."
- Koras
Children Require Supervision At All Times
"My ex had a real lack of knowledge and common sense when it came to children."
"She's currently completing her PHD in biochemistry and molecular biology. She was confused though when I said I couldn't go out after putting my toddler to bed as I had no one to babysit. In her mind, once my daughter was asleep she no longer needed anyone here to take care of her."
"I chalked it up to cultural differences and never being around children. Eventually though our opinions on raising kids differed too much and I had to end things for my daughter's sake."
- RetroDad-IO
Just Read The Documentation
"Worked at a tech company, was made team lead. One of our team members was a PhD in astrophysics. He would ping me constantly for how to do things that we had well documented. How to install certain programs, how to gain access to servers or code repositories. Literally we would sit in zoom calls together and I would just read the instructions out loud and watch him do them. I was utterly confused as to how he could breathe by himself."
- Woodhouse_20
It's Not Supposed To Be A Soup
"A long time good friend, absolutely brilliant. Can literally beat you at chess blindfolded. Engineering in college and one of the smartest people I’ve ever met. But he’s a big picture guy, sees how things develop and great long term vision. Incredibly successful. But little things? Guy couldn’t pack a suitcase, wouldn’t know how to book a flight. Was making boxed Mac-n-cheese and couldn’t figure out why it was so watery. Ya, he didn’t drain the water after the pasta was cooked."
- PapaChoff
India Is Definitely Not A Continent
"Mother in law has a PhD in some thing related to botany. She thought India was a continental island like Australia. To this day I still have no idea how that happened when this came up she was in her mid 60's."
- SavingsCheck7978
Computers Aren't That Hard To Understand
"If you work IT you feel this. Every lawyer, doctor, celebrity and CEO I've ever worked with is computer illiterate. They can email, they can Twitter and that's it. They confuse the mouse, they openly call themselves Luddites, they kick the power plug out and claim the 'box broke'. Mega-millionaires, too. Smart in other regards, but computers are kryptonite."
- zeift
"not IT, but, I worked in tech support for Verizon fiber optic services a long time ago. they provided internet, TV, and phone services."
"my favorite call was a dude who couldn't receive calls, and this was a Big Deal™ because He Was A Doctor - that might've been something he repeated a few times. anywho, I walk him through basic troubleshooting as he's dramatically exhaling after every sentence because I should obviously just be sending a tech. I wasn't allowed to do that without going through the steps, though."
"everything in the house checked out, but, after an attempt to remotely reset the system to no avail, my last required step for the guy was reporting the state of some status lights in the terminal on the wall outside the house. I get the guy to pop the front panel, and I'm explaining that he needs to tell me which of these lights is on and off, and what one of the digital panels says. guy cuts me off to say, 'oh, hey, there's a bunch of phone and internet cables in here,' to which I reply, 'yes, there are, but, we don't need to pay attention to them at this time, we just need to know what the status of the system is.'"
"dude says, 'well, these don't seem to be plugged into the right ports. let me see if I can correct-' this was when I interjected with, 'sir, please don't mess with any of the wired connections, those are setup on installation and everything is already mapped to your home layout-'"
"that's when he cut me off with, 'I think I know what I'm doing - after all, I'm A Doctor.'"
"the line immediately went dead. obviously, I tried to call him back... but, his issue was that he couldn't receive phone calls, and we didn't have a cell phone number for him. shucks."
"I've often pictured the guy standing outside his home, realization of his mistake settling in, all while his brain starts to focus on the fact that he had to wait on hold for over fifty minutes to even speak with me. f**king glorious."
- extralyfe
We can't all be smart in every area of life, but it's good to be able to acknowledge your weaker areas as well as your strengths.
The thing they don't tell you about becoming an adult is that there will be days when you don't want to do the usual tasks, like cooking and cleaning.
Fortunately, people have lots of ideas for how to get through dinnertime when they don't want to cook.
Redditor Davenepeta asked:
"What is your go-to 'I don't feel like cooking' meal?"
Lighter Cooking Options
"Roasted chicken and veggies. Costco mixed veggies and Costco frozen rotisserie chicken strips on a sheet pan for 25 to 30 minutes at 400 degrees Farenheit."
- Bright-Outcome1506
Plan Ahead
"I make giant batches of soup and freeze a ton of it in 1-cup cubes. It takes 30 seconds to pop a frozen soup cube or two and put it on the stove to boil until done."
"I'm also frugal so a lot of my soups are called 'protein' anything soups. Whatever protein I have on hand (chicken, sausage, etc) paired with whatever veggies I have that is going bad or that I got on sale."
- SleepyCoffee90
Lazy Meal Planning
"I always keep at least five 'lazy day meals' in my freezer for this exact purpose. If I see a good discount on ingredients, I'll buy more than I need, cook a larger portion than what I intend to eat that day, and keep one in the freezer."
"It helps a lot when you get sick and need to eat like a normal human being."
"Just remember FIFO (first in; first out)."
- MrFunnyMoustache
Simply Elevated
"I like toast with sunny side up eggs, feta cheese, tomatoes, and cucumbers."
- daisy470
Simple Ingredients
"Tuna melt on English muffins here. Always got tuna, mayo, an onion, and something I can toast under some cheese."
- clovisx
Passed Down Recipes
"If I am all by myself, rarely, I'll have baked beans on toast! It's an English regular, my dad picked it up when he was there during the Korean War. Yum!"
- GypsyGirrl
Tried and True
"When I used to babysit these three boys and I didn't have much cooking skills, I made up this simple dish that they absolutely loved. We called it 'Samurai Slop.'"
It was egg noodles, ground beef/sliced kielbasa, Korean bbq sauce, and (optional) fried egg on top."
"About as easy as mac n' cheese, and actually pretty good. Throughout my 20's, f**k I still make it for myself when I'm lazy."
- Rowan-Trees
Microwave Assistance
"A baked potato! Seven minutes or so in the microwave, cut in half, and scrape/mash the inside with a fork, add salt and pepper, butter, cheese, bacon bits, and sour cream. Add ranch if you like it. So good and filling, and all you really have to do is dump the ingredients on top of the potato."
- Ashley9225
The A La Carte Option
"I stand in front of the fridge and eat a little of this and a little of that until I'm reasonably full. A couple of slices of deli meat, string cheese, and maybe a few baby carrots, or cauliflower with ranch that I squirt directly onto each piece before eating it so I don't have to dirty a dip bowl. That kind of thing."
- freedominwhispers
Some Found These Options to Still Be Too Complicated
Y'all are like, 'When I don't feel like cooking, I'll just have a simple grilled scampi with charred broccoli and beurre noisette for an app then maybe a light coq au vin with Hasselbeck potatoes, sauteed spinach, and wild greens, and probably just a poached pear with homemade creme Anglaise and French tuilles for dessert.'"
- Suspicious-Tiger1884
Seriously, As Easy As Possible
"McDonald's or Mint chocolate chip ice cream."
- Aggressive-Duck5654
Cold Foods Are the Way
"There's a lot of cooking going on in this thread."
"For me, it's a sandwich. Specifically, cream cheese and ham."
- HorizontalDan
Someone Else Can Cook
"Pizza is literally the first thing that comes to mind."
"White Castle sliders is another."
"Sometimes I just eat cereal."
- depressivedarling
Delis Are Superior
"There’s a great deli right next to my house that gives you a lot of good food for like $10."
- EgoSenatus
Cheaper and Everything
"I can go to the grocery store and spend like $15 on some chicken breasts and vegetables..."
"Or I can just go to the gyro truck for a gyro platter with a salad and rice for like $10. No cooking, no mess, and far tastier."
"I don't buy bulk, so cooking just doesn't seem very economical with the grocery store pricing nowadays. The only 'cheap' meals I throw together are omelets because eggs are low cost."
"Halal/gyro trucks are the bomb."
- jhillman87
We all have days when we don't want to cook, but at least we have plenty of options so we can still eat.
Ingredients Some Folks Absolutely Hate The Taste Of That Everyone Else Seems To Love
We've gotten so adventurous with recipes.
That is great, but some things need not be consumed.
Not every ingredient is meant to be mixed!
At least that is the opinion of certain stomachs.
Some chefs need to calm down a bit.
Except for pineapple on pizza.
That is genius!
Redditor Simple_Anywhere_8337 wanted to discuss recipe items that may not be the most popular, so they asked:
"What's an ingredient you hate but most people like?"
There are so many unnecessary ingredients.
I don't know where to start, but Reddit sure did.
It's Crap
Stevia Sweetner GIF by SPLENDAGiphy"I hate when people add stevia to desserts."
gotrekfelix
"For me, Stevia gives a weird mint-like crappy flavor to things. Other people look at me like I’m crazy when I try to explain it, so it might just be me."
WonderfulEmergency77
Maybe Merlot?
"Artificial rose flavor."
MickeyPineapple
"I LOVE rose flavor. I don't know anyone else that does though lol."
YourDBDGF
"Soap, it tastes like soap."
jmims98
Feels Weird
"Fennel seeds. It's the one food aversion i haven't been able to conquer."
Flying_sky_bear
"I love fennel but I hate tasting the seeds in in meat."
LadyofTheGreyPath
"My wife and I recently discovered meatballs as a topping for pizza that is a perfect replacement for Italian sausage. No fennel, all the good fatty meaty goodness."
muadib1158
I'll Pass
"I’m gonna hit you with a real one. I don’t like Macarons. Their taste and texture is super underwhelming compared to how they look. Visually they look amazing, but I take one bite and just wish I made brownies."
CaptainChats
"They’re just… disappointing. They look so unique and delicate."
"And you hear all the time about how difficult they are to make. And they’re so expensive because of that. And then you finally taste one and it’s just a decent cookie. Nutty and sweet. Light and crispy outside. Chewy inside. What really changes the flavor is whatever cream or jam you put inside."
RogueTwoNineSeven
My Stomach
popeye the sailor man GIFGiphy"Canned spinach shouldn't exist. Good fresh, however."
SmartyRiddlebop
"It could be worse. I'm guessing you've never seen the canned cheeseburger they have in Germany."
DocBullseye
Yeah. Popeye was crazy. Fresh spinach only.
Flaked Out
kids children GIF by PlayKidsGiphy"Coconut flakes. they make me cringe, it’s a texture thing. My dad always got german cake for his birthday’s and every year I would try it and I just… shivers can’t do it."
Affectionate_Case732
Puke
"Papaya."
asgphotography
"Smells and tastes like feet to me and I don't understand why. I'm even born and live in a region of the world where these things are grown. Love the Thai papaya salads though."
DatAdra
"Tastes like puke to me. Gag."
pointychallenge
Never Again
"Walnuts."
Shocked_and_Outraged
"Funny story..."
"When I was little I hated brownies because there was always walnuts in them. I would try to eat around the walnuts and just get the good chocolatey bits. I wished there was a brownie without nuts. It blew my mind when I learned that brownies without walnuts were the standard. I never let my mom bake brownies with walnuts again, and when I make them I never put walnuts in."
pink_wraith
Full Hate
"Truffle oil."
Suspicious_Lake_7732
"I feel like I can taste it with my whole skull and I hate it."
biblosaurus
"Most truffle oil is artificial and is actually a petroleum byproduct."
"The truffle industry is a big scam. Not just truffle oil, everything"
EternalNY1
Ruins
eat season 2 GIF by PortlandiaGiphy"Celery."
No_Ad3588
"It's like someone took some dish water, turned it into a solid green stick, and added hair to it. Easily ruins every meal it's in."
slicedbread1991
"Thank you!! Everybody looks at me like I have three heads when I tell them I don't like celery."
skeetpea
Now see... I like celery.
To each their own.
Which items do you never put on your grocery list that we should add to this one? Let us know in the comments.
Most of us can remember at least one food or meal that absolutely repulsed us as children.
But just the way we had to grow up, sometimes our palettes had some growing up to do, too.
Redditor leafypikmin asked:
"What are some foods that you used to hate, but love now?"
Kids and Greens Don't Mix
"I didn't like the standard 'Yuck!' kid's foods like broccoli, brussels sprouts, and asparagus."
"But I learned how to cook them myself and they are good! But also I am a less picky eater as an adult."
- just_minutes_ago
"Until I was like 20, raw broccoli would give me heartburn and an upset stomach for some reason. I ate so few vegetables, that anything green, that wasn't candy, introduced would be rejected by my body."
- bubblesort33
"I have recently developed a love for the smell of fresh leek. Where on earth did that come from?"
- ohonoops
"Peas. I don't know when things changed, but I love peas now."
- diegojones4
The Cooking Method Matters
"It's weird - my mom was a pretty good cook in general, but when it came to veggies, she always just steamed them for some reason and they were disgusting as a result. I more or less just wrote them off for like 20 years until I had a chance to try them made differently and was surprised to find how much I actually liked them."
- CQ1_GreenSmoke
"Coming here to say Brussel Sprouts. Once I had them prepared correctly they became my favorite vegetable."
- April_Morning_86
"I personally like Brussels sprouts steamed, then sautéed in a bit of sesame oil, and finally topped with a bit of balsamic glaze. It’s just so good (in my opinion)."
- JTAx1995
"I always hated cranberry sauce. Bought some actual cranberries and made homemade sauce. Much better. The sour part probably threw me off as a kid but now I love it."
- BuffaloInCahoots
"Brussels sprouts were the one for me. Mom was a good cook but would get frozen ones, boil them, and then put them in cheese sauce. We would eat what she put on our plates, but would not fight for them when we got seconds."
"I heard about frying them. So I got fresh ones, cut them in half, and fried up some bacon, then threw the Brussels sprouts away."
"No, seriously, I fried them in the bacon grease with some minced garlic, and while I don't love them, I like them enough to eat them on a more regular basis."
- Grapeape934
"Tomatoes, avocado, sweet potato, pumpkin, yams, squash, the list goes on and on. I found out once I lived on my own that I wasn't a picky eater. I just had parents who are terrible cooks."
- 2baverage
"My mother wasn’t a terrible cook, but she only had one way of making things and could not pivot to things and ways that taste better. I thought I hated asparagus; nope. I just hated it boiled until it was goop, I loved it seared and broiled with rosemary and thyme."
- theveryoldman0
"I never liked tomatoes but I would tolerate them on a sandwich. I mean why not... store bought tomatoes have no flavor anyway. But after I had a homegrown tomato I can hardly wait for each July to pick a ripe one for a BLT or a burger."
- zex_mysterion
"I went my entire childhood eating well-done steak and I never questioned it. When I was 19, in college, I decided to buy a small steak and cook it myself."
"I planned on cooking it until it was well done, but I accidentally dropped it onto the stove when flipping it over. There was a decent grey to it, so I decided to just eat it. That's when I found out that I love medium steak. Not medium rare, not medium well, just medium."
- Ok_Bag_9668
"Most vegetables. Growing up, everything was canned and boiled to death. Fresh and raw, roasted, or sautéed, were game changers."
- Fubai97b
Against the Grain
"Sour cream and cheesecake."
"I like cheesecake but sometimes when people make some it is so rich and sweet that it feels like a slap in the face. I can barely eat a few bites before I have to take it home and put it in the fridge to nibble on later."
- deaf_musiclover
"Cilantro. It used to taste like burnt plastic smelled to me."
"Mushrooms. They still basically taste the same to me, but I learned to appreciate it and now I love them."
"Sauerkraut. Mass-production sauerkraut is still gross, but fermented kraut is a whole different beast and tastes terrific."
"Probably something else, but that’s all I can think of now."
- felis_flatus
"I learned to like olives this year because of someone on Reddit. They said the way to teach yourself to like olives is the following: Put an olive in your mouth. Chew it and swallow it. Repeat. Repeat again. Now you like olives."
"And damned if it didn’t work. I have hated olives all my life. I’m 40 years old. Yesterday, I ordered a plate of marinated Castelvetrano olives as an appetizer at a pizzeria. They were delicious."
- nautilus_striven
"The first time I was pregnant (didn’t even know I was expecting), I was picking up something for dinner and I spotted a giant-sized jar of olives. (Normally, I was fairly indifferent to olives)."
"When my hubby got home, he found me sitting at the table with a soup bowl filled with olives, eating them with a spoon. He paused for a second, then walked to the cupboard, grabbed a bowl, and poured himself the same dinner. Never said a single word to suggest there was anything odd going on!"
"Soon after, we discovered why I was having such a strange craving, lol (laughing out loud)!"
"Also, my hubby is awesome!"
- magkrat123
It's funny how our interests, including our tastes, continue to adapt as we age. At least when it comes to food, we can try an item as many times as we want before we decide if it's a firm yes or no.
I love all my meats are medium rare to medium.
Well except pork.
If something is overcooked, I can't even look at it.
But I do love a good burn or char.
Redditor NiceSwimmingSugar wanted to make everybody a little hungry by asking:
"What tastes better a little burnt?"
I like a burger burnt. I like it medium too... but burnt works.
Carb Away
space browns GIFGiphy"Potatoes."
ihatemakingids
"Hashbrowns specifically."
VespineWings
"In all forms!"
FLYINGDOGS89
Ruffage
"Roasted carrots. Make them just a bit black on the edges and they're so freaking good."
KeytapTheProgrammer
"Basically just any kind of cooked vegetable is better off a little crispy. Almost all of them that aren't leafy greens."
"It's thankfully different now but a few decades ago we all grew up with crappy boiled vegetables and maybe canned ones. It seems like most people have upped the veggie game a little bit."
appleparkfive
Best of the pieces...
"Ends."
jasazick
"You cannot claim to have the best BBQ if you don't have burnt ends. Burnt ends are the greatest piece of meat you can put in your mouth. And yes, I mean even better than that."
"I'll start the freaking war, I don't give a crap. Kansas City invented burnt ends. You clowns in the other wanna be BBQ capitals are literally not even making the best item!"
"Therefore, KC BBQ>>>>>"
ThatsBushLeague
"Burnt ends really are life Shout-out to Bears smokehouse. Originally in CT of all places, there's a few locations now. Burnt ends are out of this world."
djsedna
the brassica family...
"Broccoli... idk why, but Broccoli."
smilecrocodile1
"Seconded. On the why: it's something about sulphur reacting compounds in veggies of the brassica family. This video comes to mind. Very informative! https://youtu.be/B2Q4RRjNveE"
zzzzzuu
"Broccoli raw? ick."
"Broccoli steamed? okay I guess."
"Broccoli roasted until a bit charred? chef's kiss..."
Grombrindal18
Protein Burn
Giphy"Bratwurst."
m_nels
"I had a slightly burnt brat from a grill at a rooftop party at 1 am in Munich one time. It was one of the best things I’ve ever eaten. 😂"
CharlySB
Sausages must be burnt. Amen.
Anything...
Summer Grilling GIF by Kohl'sGiphy"Most anything you grill. I like things a bit more than a little charred."
Hawkmoon_
Good Old American...
"Dogs. Slightly burnt Hotdogs."
HotHeadedIdiot
"Especially red casing hot dogs. Grill marks, of course, but also a little bit more than that and they're just perfect with some mustard, onions, and occasionally, bbq sauce."
ItinerantSoldier
"Love hot dogs burnt on the grill. More than slight, full on burnt with plenty of yellow mustard and relish for topping when they’re ready for a mildly toasted roll."
jrocker59
a little divot...
"Grilled onions."
Clcooper423
"Hell yeah.
"I did a yellow onion, whole, in the oven recently. Carved out a little divot on top for butter and bouillon, then wrapped it in foil and put it next to my baking potato. I bet it would be really good on the grill, too."
"Felt weird eating an onion and a potato for dinner, like, someone in Skyrim... but it was incredibly tasty."
CritMasterFlex
burn the flour
"Quesadillas."
Big_D_Daddy_38
"I remember when I was little, whenever my dad made me a quesadilla, he would always make it a little burnt, and to this day, I still can’t make one that has the right amount of burntness as my dad used to do."
CaptinDerpII
"As a Mexican, I can confirm. Especially if you use flour tortillas."
Sonics111
BestbToppings
La La La Happy Dance GIF by Super SimpleGiphy"Pepperoni on a pizza."
8BitSk8r
"Non-crispy pepperoni is about a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10 in my book, but burn the edges a little and it goes straight to 10."
cedertra
"Pizza in general."
psychedelicdevilry
Now I'm hungry. Glad I have ideas for what to eat!