"What is the dumbest thing men associate their masculinity with?"
Nothing Screams "Manly" Like A Sunburn...
"Not wearing sunscreen."
"I can’t count the number of times people seem shocked I’m wearing it."- ImperialCapybara
Real Men Don't Need To Hear What You're Saying...
"My grandpa was nervous about his hearing aids being 'too feminine'.”- professionalDrTalker
In With The Wrong Crowd...
"I said I’m gonna get some drinks and got called 'gay' because saying drinks instead of a drink wasn’t masculine enough."- Breakfastbaconat0r
Happy Hour Dancing GIF by New GirlGiphy"I'm A Man, I Know When I'm Sick!"
"Not Going to a doctor when something seems wrong."- icomefromjupiter
Unless You're Superman, Even So...
"Not protecting yourself from easily-mitigated hazards."
"Silicosis risk?"
"Dustmask."
"Driving?'"
"Seatbelt."
"Skin cancer?"
"Sunscreen."
"Imagine thinking you’re tougher than the f*cking sun."- Ludwigofthepotatoppl
Season 4 Hospital GIF by NBCGiphyUm...
"I recall a tourist local once fighting a crocodile for a girl's number."
"He lost, but the girl still agreed to a date."- Ok-Seaworthidssw
No Grip Needs To Be That Firm!
"Trying to crush someone’s hand when handshaking.''
"There is a difference between greeting and assault."- SuvenPan
Have They Never Seen A James Bond Movie?
"Lacking hygiene."
"I've encountered guys who bragged about never washing their hands."
"I specifically remember seeing some opinion piece shared on Facebook about how women tend to prefer men who take care of their skin."
"First comment was some boomer posting a selfie saying, 'I've never used moisturizer, this is what a rEaL MaN looks like!'"
"Setting aside that this dude predictably looked like a sunburnt dipsh*t, it was such a pathetic thing to be proud of."-R1DER_of_R0HAN
Hungry Henry Danger GIF by NickelodeonGiphyNothing Says Grown Up Like Playing Video Games All Night...
"Getting proper sleep."
"I often have issues going to sleep and some days I just stare at the ceiling for 5 hours rather then sleep."
"I tell people if I seem a bit off I didn't get any sleep."
"A lot of the times I have a guy call me a p*ssy because he purposely stayed up late to play video games or hitting the town."
"I'm sorry I like to feel well rested."- Vexonte
Some Role Model...
"Being an incompetent father."
"You have four kids and you've never changed a diaper?"
"That's not a brag, dude."- doghorsecatbaby
Unless He Actually Likes Being Wet...
"My dad will claim he doesn't need an umbrella because 'real men' don't need them."
"Ok dad."- spidergirl79
Raining Weather Report GIFGiphyBeige On The Inside And The Outside
"Wearing certain colors."- Tubie123
We Hear You!
"Being loud."
"Men think adding volume to their voices helps their masculinity and dominance."
"But there's nothing more threatening looking than my 5'7 male boss walking in Stealth Mode with a crow bar to go get something unstuck from a machine."
"He's more intimidating in those moments than any man who has ever yelled in my presence."
"It's fine to be naturally loud by default."
"I'm that way."
"It's when men will try to use loudness as an intimidation tactic against others."- DarkInkPixie
loud noises anchor man GIF by FirstAndMondayGiphyIt's sad to think men will and won't do so many things for fear of being judged.
Particularly as any real "man" knows that, as long as they are treating others with kindness, other people's opinions are meaningless.
Redditor Shadowclook21 wanted to hear about the times we've seen people waste money on nonsense, so they asked:
"What is the dumbest thing you've seen someone spend their money on?"
I get we all like nice things, but we have to be smart with our coins.
Wake Up!
Good Morning Time GIF by Berk's Beans CoffeeGiphy"An alarm clock coffee machine. It was me."
ineedanusername_
When on FB
"My wife is in a lot of mom groups on Facebook. The amount of people who beg for help for their poor babies who won’t get any Christmas/birthday gifts who also show off brand new giant tattoos is amazing. She shows me every time she finds one of these people and it happens all the time. Usually multiple recent photos of them out drinking and partying as well."
"So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there who blow big money in tattoos and partying instead of setting aside a little bit of money for their kids."
clocks212
Scratched
"Knew a girl who would spend all her money on scratchers and drugs. She would constantly go on about how when she finally won big she was going to move and get clean.... He grandmother gave her a 20 - 30k inheritance. Nothing changed except how many scratchers she would buy. I saw her buy out whole rolls occasionally. She wised up with the last few thousand and put some advance rent on an apartment (was in a motel) and fixed her car. But that money was gone in less than 2 months."
Sub_pup
60 Bucks
"PSA: Accidental subscriptions. Remember, kids, if you sign up for a free trial, be prepared to cancel that s**t the second they allow you. Otherwise, they'll start charging automatically."
xisiko1120
Kaboom
Im Ready Independence Day GIFGiphy"My neighbors once spent all their money on a private firework show, then had to hide their cars from the repo man for months. No longer neighbors."
redheadedstepchild54
Neighbors are always going to neighbor.
Classics
sia diplo GIF by LSDGiphy"I bought a cassette tape two weeks ago. I don't even have a way to play cassettes but I still bought it."
sibipi3040
They're Everywhere
"My Mum has spent $1000s on crystals and stones. She continues to, and gives them as gifts, I have no idea wtf to do with them so I put them in my plants pots then she gets upset for some reason. Send help please."
Necessary_Oil_9779
"Get her a rock tumbler and have her tumble her own and try to identify them. Cheaper in the long run. Makes for a more interesting hobby too, if she gets into it. It will get her out of the house and into nature. Crystals are everywhere, they literally litter the earth. A lot of ordinary-looking rocks turn out quite beautiful once they've been tumbled."
TerrifyinglyAlive
Just a Waste
"I dated a guy who would still use his debit card even when his account was over drafted because he didn’t realize he was charged overdraft fees for every transaction. I had to explain to him his single snickers bar or bag of chips or whatever from the vending machine was now costing him an extra $35. And he did this multiple times every single shift he worked."
beaniequeeny
5 More Minutes
"Gambling machines. I work in a bar room. People will play these machines for 12+ hours and never win. Then they Win $700 the next night and think they’re on top... it’s insane. They look like zombies sitting there in a trance. Once had to unplug the machine on a patron who would not leave for closing. Kept saying '5 more minutes.'"
BrianFrom97
OnlyCrap
"I worked with a guy who'd spend 200-300 bucks a week on OnlyFans. He'd brag about it, I guess he thought of he'd spent enough he might get lucky or something."
TheRealJokar
Why do some people spend with such abandon? It makes no sense to me, but it's not my money.
Have you ever witnessed someone blow a load of cash on something crazy? Let us know in the comments below.
Redditor TheAnswerIsCarrotTop wanted to discuss the worst cinema had to offer. So they asked everyone:
"What movie is a perfect 0/10?"
I've seen so many bad movies we don't have enough time to discuss. It happens...
For the Litter
Love It Smile GIF by Cats MovieGiphy"Cats was absolutely awful. Like not even funny bad. Just 'gaww man, what the f**k."
Elite_Valkyrijn
What a Mess!
"Disney's Artemis Fowl.The title and a few character names were the only things they borrowed from the books. Everything else was essentially made up, had no bearing on the storyline of the books, and was presented in a way that would be demeaning to a five-year-old."
JanieCRameriz
"I quit in a rage right after they said 'He is never called Butler.' That he is only called by his last name was such an important plot point in the second book, and something that (Spoilers) gave Artemis his memories back after being freaking mind-wiped!"
LaMorak1701
Awful
"365 days, it was unbearable. I'm sorry to those who actually liked it."
stroberejam
"The first one is bad. The second is even worse. The cliffhanger does not get resolved, there's 10 spoken words total in the first 45 minutes, there is no plot and things just happen. And even then there's remarkable few things happening. There's some nice beaches though."
"I'm excited to watch the third one next week with my friends."
DrJackl3
Damn that’s bad...
"DragonBall Evolution."
slav_squat_98
"Just rewatched the trailer to know what we’re talking about here. Damn that’s bad- I think it was also trying for effects that we can do better now. But the premise sounds like something a middle schooler thought up. The acting seemed terrible- like the director did not give a sh*t that these actors are phoning it in because he was phoning it in too."
guava_eternal
Dumb
Will Ferrell Comedy GIF by filmeditorGiphy"That Holmes and Watson movie with Will Ferrell was painfully, painfully unfunny. Like horrendously so. Not even ‘I’m stoned or tipsy and I might giggle’ stupid funny."
Oh Will, his choices can be confusing.
A Sequel?
sad jennifer lopez GIFGiphy"The Cell 2."
A_Dragon_Speaks
"Sadly, yes. It's bad. Really bad. It represents the one time in my life that I regret spending money on a DVD."
A_Dragon_Speaks
Go South
"Probably Norm of the North."
Scarface2point0
"I'm amazed it even got a freaking sequel honestly, like even for some weird tax thing, you would still need to have people willing to waste their time making them. like I doubt its a completely effortless process or anything, I don't know."
Scarface2point0
"I'm not even sure how they'd find a plot."
TheGeekfrom23000Ave
Oh M...
"M. Night Shyamalan's 'Avatar: The Last Airbender movie.'"
Super_kyle01
"I would also add M Night's 'Old' to his list of shame. Although at least Old was so poorly written that it made it hilarious."
"I find him fascinating; I can't think of another writer/director that has such wild oscillations from masterpiece to absolute dogs*it. You never really know what to expect... which I guess is kind of on brand in a way."
"Perhaps his uneven filmography is the greatest M Night twist of all!"
Koonga
Lord Why?
"Space Jam 2. 100 million film just for Lebron James."
pleasesit_onmyface
"It's actually way worse than that, but it is part of it. If you pay attention and notice the big picture, the whole movie is just cross promotion for every media owned by Warner Bros."
"All those 'adorable easter eggs' of all those characters ranging from Scooby Doo, the Flintstones, Animaniacs, Wacky Races, etc, it's literally just Warner Bros. promoting themselves."
"They spend a good chunk of the movie getting the Looney Tunes characters from other franchises' worlds that Warner Bros. owns to show them off."
"Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, DC, etc. They even had posters from all the recent movies they've played in theaters like Aquaman, Scoob, TTG to the Movies, Matrix 4, etc."
"Forget the constant Lebron James stuff, the whole movie in of itself is this cheap marketing ploy to promote themselves through the use of references and easter eggs."
JoshdaBoss1234
J & J
adam sandler GIFGiphy"Jack and Jill (one year, swept the entire Golden Razzies)."
Kennethch1122
"Jack and Jill is the ultimate example to show that Adam Sandler is an excellent actor but with terrible instincts. When left alone to do what he wants, he puts out absolute trash. But when wrangled by a talented director he can put out really good performances."
Wind_Yer_Neck_In
How do some of these movies get made?