Students Reveal The Most Awkward Experiences They've Had With Teachers
School can be an awkward time for everybody. We tend to forget (or really just ignore and focus on ourselves) that our teachers are going through it on the daily just as much as the student body. And it doesn't matter where in your academic career you are, everyone in attendance is nuts! Kindergarten through college is all a battle. And sometimes when emotions are on overload interactions between students and teachers can lead to an 'out of the ordinary' moment.
Redditor _u/valdeeee asked the oddest question of Reddit... What is the most awkward experience you had with a teacher? You're going to want to re-evaluate your educational past after this.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
First day of English class in my senior year of highschool. Our teacher is giving us the rundown about his whole career, life, etc. because why not.
He goes "Am I forgetting anything?" I happened to know that he had his own radio show on a little volunteer station outside town (stumbled onto it by complete accident the previous summer). So I threw that fact out in the air...
"I...wasn't going to tell anybody about that."
After that, he was cool.
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG...
Science teacher and I both bent over our desks, mine which was facing away from his. Moon landing. Cheek to cheek for at least a whole second.
FOR A GOOD TIME CALL...
After turning in my final exam, my English professor (basic class at uni) hands me the grade sheet to my presentation from the week before. On it is a sticky note over where the grade is posted:
"Now that you're not a student of mine, how about we get coffee sometime?" "Call me anytime xxx-xxx-xxxx"
It's at that point I realized she had been dropping hints all semester. She giggled when I looked away from the grade sheet. I just walked out of the room dumbfounded. Cougar trying to get her some, but I wasn't into a woman in her late 50's. I felt complemented though.
ARMS WIDE OPEN...
Last day of senior year in high school. I went into my World History teacher's classroom to tell him how much I appreciated his class (he was a real grump but a lovable grump). I thought he was leaning in for a hug and I was going to oblige, but then I realized he was just readjusting how he was standing and would NOT be giving me a hug. So I had to recover from the hugging stance instantly. He didn't even crack a smile during the whole thing. What a guy.
I SEE YOU!!!
In Eigth grade, I walked in on an autistic student with his shirt off, waving it around over his head in the bathroom. All of the sudden he stops and stares into my soul. He slowly moves hand to his stomach and vigorously rubs it, all while chanting our math teacher's name.
IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR!!
I called my 4th grade teacher Mom once. It was extra awkward because I knew her son because he was in the same grade but with a different teacher. Her son also just got added to a group chat I'm in, like 2 days ago.
WINTER HAS COME!!
This happened to me with then sixth graders. It coincided with a food drive competition that I promised to win for them. The competition got brutal, but the kids were so invested they'd do just about anything. The mom thing happened and they suddenly had their battle cry. I actually showed them a clip during advisory of 'Game of Thrones' just when they lift up Emilia Clarke and chant "Misa" _(or whatever it was exactly) because that's what it reminded me of... and it took off. The next thing I know I have this group of 25 sixth graders who seem to all be _"on my team" and never break ranks. The principal came to observe and she couldn't get over how the class ran and I was honestly just as baffled as her that the damn thing wouldn't die... but it lasted three years until they went to high school. They all just call me mom and come to me anytime they have trouble. I've never felt closer to a group of kids.
NOT ALL IDEAS SHOULD BE IMPLEMENTED...
I heard a joke at lunch and thought it was hilarious so I told my French teacher that I was going to start a new band and name it 'Syndrome of a Down'. She stared at me blanked-faced for a solid 5 seconds before bursting into tears. I had no idea her son had down syndrome. People hated me. People still hate me. The teacher loves me now tho, she comments on my Facebook posts occasionally.
KEEP MOVING... NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
He was tutoring me and his wife busted through the door yelling at him for flirting with another teacher. She told him to get his s**t together or she was going to divorce him. After she stormed off he pretended I didn't just witness a potential breakup and kept giving me this tense tutoring session where it felt like an eternity before I could leave.
One thing that comes to mind is the vintage advertisements for weight loss pills targeted at women. Everyone wants something that will make them skinny by magic right? Wrong. These pills actually contained tapeworm. So these women were giving themselves a parasite with medical approval just to lose weight...pairs well with the cigarette ads of the time.
Curious of others experiences Redditor pinkyfirefly asked:
“What is something that used to be considered safe/okay but now we know is harmful?"
Oh yeah greeeeat idea!
“Lead and Asbestos- what great products!!! Let's put them in / on everything!!” 24KaratMinshew
It caused the Victoria Hall disaster...
“Single entry/exit points on large buildings. IIRC the creator of push bar doors was a survivor of a child stampede that killed over a hundred kids.” ThrowThisTeaAway
The use of Radium...
“Back during, like, the 40's and 50's (IIRC) 20's, the U.S. military and other institutions were producing watches with glow-in-the-dark dials painted on. The paint in question contained radium, which is radioactive enough that it can be harmful to humans.”
“Now, at this point in time, radiation and its adverse effects on humans wasn't very well or very publicly understood, so there were basically no safety regulations involved with handling the radium-based paint. There also wasn't really any sort of automation in the watch-painting field, so these watches - thousands upon thousands upon thousands of them - were being painted hand-painted by a majority-female workforce...”
“These women were being closely exposed to high volumes of radium for hours on end almost every day for months and years. Some of them - liking the glow-in-the-dark effect - even reportedly used the paint as lipstick or other forms of makeup so they could go home and show off to their husbands.”
“Unsurprisingly, the eventual results were nothing short of gruesome - cancer diagnoses being the least severe consequences in many cases - and the case of the radium girls is part of how the public at large learned about the dangers of radioactive materials.” PaniqueAttaque
It's become a sad epidemic...
“heroin. it was originally sold as a cough medicine by bayer.” WhenTardigradesfly
“Bayer called it "heroisch", meaning heroic in German, because it was believed to have the same properties as morphine without the addictive side effects” psycedelich
An accident waiting to happen...
“Solid metal dashbaords in vehicles without seatbelts. A friend of mine in the Army had a vintage car from the 1950s before seat belts were mandatory equipment. He was a reckless driver who liked to speed and weave in and out of traffic on the interstate. I only rode with him once.” wzl46
X-rays anyone?
“Radiation. There used to be devices to measure children's feet. Basically, the children would put their shoes on, stick their feet into this machine, and it would blast their feet with radiation so that nervous parents could see the children's feet inside the shoes to be sure they fit. Congrats, the shoes fit, but now your child has a ton of other health concerns!” TechyDad
Cigarettes...
“Cigarettes are full of feel good compound and grade A vitamins! 50 yrs later: ..uh, just kidding?” livesquared
superman smoking GIFGiphyBaby formula even?
“Melamine. Up until 2008, multiple Chinese baby powdered formula manufacturers secretly added melamine to their products. Melamine has high nitrogen content and mimicked the effect of high protein content in tests.”
“Babies who consumed the products were diagnosed with kidney stones. As it turns out, melamine damages one's urinary system in many ways. I could not stop wetting my bed until I was 10 years old.”
“The scandal caused a huge distrust in the Chinese food industry that persists today. It also caused the phenomenon where mainland Chinese tourists bulk purchase baby powder for friend and relatives when travelling abroad.“ GtYuhanZhang
Babies should be on their backs, with no blankets or soft toys in the crib for safety...
“So much stuff with babies. Not just the obvious car seats, but all sorts of sleeping stuff. Most of Reddit probably slept in a crib with a loose blanket, crib bumpers, and stuffed toys. You might even have been put on your stomach, or had a pillow. None of that is considered safe anymore.”
“Babies are supposed to be on a flat surface, swaddled only under a certain very young age, with basically nothing anywhere near them. The CPSC just banned a bunch of things in common use, in fact, including ‘baby boxes’ similar to the ones given out in Finland.” Grave_Girl
YeeHaw Paw-Paw...
“Standing up in the front seat of your grandfather's '58 thunderbird as a 6 year old and saying ‘Pawpaw, I bet you can't go 100.’ And him saying ‘Hang on buddy.’ Then going for a snow cone.” IC--XC--NI--KA
These responses show just how far we've come in understanding safety. It also gives us good reason to always question new things that come out that are “too good to be true" because they probably are.
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And the most satisfying joys in life are simpler than you might think.
After coming home from a long and stressful day, there's nothing quite like being greeted by a loved one, a spastic puppy that's been eagerly awaiting your return, or even a glass of wine. Or two.
Curious to hear about the little things that bring smiles, Redditor SlugsLoveBeer asked:
"What are some of the small things in life that make you happy?"
It's the little things we don't think of that can relieve us of life's many burdens.
Free Da Feet
"Taking off my work boots at the end of a shift."
"This. So much. I have about 2 hours left in my shift. Can not wait for that 530 am beer on the back porch with my boots off."
Simple Comforts
"Freshly washed sheets on the bed + just shaved legs + the windows open with a perfect cool summer breeze."
Pets are given when it comes to making us feel all the feels.
Loyal Protector Of The House
"When coming home and your dog sees you from a distance and gradually gets more and more excited as your approach, to finally greet with joyous love and show you what a good boy they've been protecting the house."
A Purrfect Companion
"When a cat sits on me."
"My cat will often sleep in bed next to me and usually gives me spiky back rubs at bedtime.Sometimes though when he's really happy, he'll reach out and hold my hand with his paw."
Cat Talk
"My cat has a specific special meow she only uses when I sneeze. It's super cute and makes me laugh a little every time."
Our positive reactions with people can truly influence our mood.
They Nourish Our Souls
"Having people genuinely care about you. Mutual love and respect is one of the best feelings in the world. I also love food. Food is comforting."
Showing Teeth
"A genuine smile in return of mine."
"Yes. Like, when someone sees you and you can just tell they're really happy to see you, they're not just smiling to be polite."
Love Embrace
"Falling asleep with someone laying in your arms next to you. That calm kinda peaceful feeling of just relaxing. Not the part when your arm falls asleep or when you have to get up to pee though lol"
– mre4you
My joy-inducing thing is a little bizarre, but I trust this is a no judgment space.
I love to sit down to read in my love seat situated in the corner of my living room. But the act of reading itself is not the thing that makes me happy.
It's the smell from the pages after opening a new book that brings me such joy. It lets me know I'm about to be transported and it evokes a childlike sense of wonder that grounds me.
And it is one of the most comforting feeling. A literary aroma.