I have loved so many celebs that trying to give an actual number would be futile.
The list is endless.
But isn't that true for all of us?
To dream about the unattainable is normal. And fun.
Just like in that famous episode of Friends, we all get a celebrity pass or two.
Who is on your mind?
RedditorJuicyCiwawanted to hear all about the famous people we all have a little or BIG, thing about, romantically.
So they asked:
"Who is your celebrity crush?"
Joel Kinnaman.
Look him up.
And then tweet and share this piece so he finds me.
Thank you.
HER!!
"I met this gorgeous woman on the street in Manhattan and she had a dog, and our dogs met and played briefly. We talked for a while and I just developed the biggest crush on her. She was funny, absolutely gorgeous, super charming and easy to talk to. I asked if she walked her dog around the area and she said she had a dog walker but she sometimes takes walks with them."
"Then some other lady came and basically took her away into a car and we said goodbye. I had no idea who it was, but I was just madly in love in that moment, and I turned to my sister and asked if it seemed like she was into me, and she just laughed at me."
"I thought I just met this beautiful amazing woman on the street and had a chance with her. My sister had to point it out to me afterwards that she Salma Hayek, who was that demon lady who sucked Quintin Tarantino's toes in dusk till dawn (my only reference point). My sister still brings it up to me all the time that I fell in love with Salma Hayek and had no idea who she was." ~ slugan192
GiphyThe Best
"Do dead people count? Alan Rickman (when he was alive, obvs)." ~ PresentationNo8745
"'And as for Marianne, may he endeavour to deserve her.' I think [Sense and Sensibility] was one of his best and nuanced roles. His patience with Mrs Jennings is just unbelievable. I don't think there is a weak performance in that movie. I love it so much. When I think of Rickman, that is the movie that is forefront." ~ American-Mary
GiphyWinning...
"Katheryn Winnick." ~ Badjib
"She had a bit part in Law and Order, and like I usually do with very beautiful actresses, I looked her up to see if she'd done anything else. Then I saw she was in Vikings and thought that's just too much telly and went back to Goran solving crimes." ~ Pornthrowaway78
GiphyLinda
"Linda Cardellini. Ever since I was young, watching Freaks and Geeks. Then the karaoke scene in Grandma's Boy happened." ~ gatheringdusk
GiphyLots of great choices.
I approve.
Love me some Linda.
He's a Super Man
"Henry Cavill isn’t fair. The body and looks of a Greek hero, the personality of a humble down to earth regular Joe."
"I’ve said it before, as a man I would be jealous of him if I didn’t admire and desire." ~ megapuffranger
"Like if my wife said she was leaving me for Henry, I'd be like, 'yeah, that's fair'." ~ rricenator
GiphyOpportunities...
"Jennifer Connelly." ~ Thespecial0ne_In
"Career Opportunities. Oh man!" ~ marcuscrassus98
GiphyBeauty...
"Monica Bellucci!!!" ~ twlghtprncss
"I’m a gay man and I’ve always had a crush on her. She is without a doubt one of the most beautiful and sexiest women to ever live.Her role in Dracula and The Matrix and The Brothers Grimm are my favs. Not to mention she’s basically been the face of Dolce and Gabbana forever." ~ perryquitecontrary
GiphyGood Stan
"Stanley Tucci. I know not the norm, but he is just such a sexy dad IMO 🥴." ~ kisforkyle
"I think he appeals to so many sectors. He’s got such a calm and confident persona that I can’t imagine people meeting him and not walking away aroused even if it may confuse some." ~ blademak
GiphyRicci...
"Christina Ricci. As a kid I immediately knew I was into women when I first glimpsed Wednesday Addams." ~ Relatively-Relative
"As much as I loved Ricci when I was younger, I have to say maybe it's just me, but Jenna Coleman feels more like a grown up version of young Ricci than the adult Ricci does. And that's nothing against Ricci at all! Just, when I was young and pictured a grown Christina Ricci, in my mind she was always what Jenna Coleman is now." ~ mallad
Giphy
Classic Winona... ALWAYS!!
Let's get her attention as well.
Also... Adele... I love you!
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Redditor Shadowclook21 wanted to hear about the times we've seen people waste money on nonsense, so they asked:
"What is the dumbest thing you've seen someone spend their money on?"
I get we all like nice things, but we have to be smart with our coins.
Wake Up!
Good Morning Time GIF by Berk's Beans CoffeeGiphy"An alarm clock coffee machine. It was me."
ineedanusername_
When on FB
"My wife is in a lot of mom groups on Facebook. The amount of people who beg for help for their poor babies who won’t get any Christmas/birthday gifts who also show off brand new giant tattoos is amazing. She shows me every time she finds one of these people and it happens all the time. Usually multiple recent photos of them out drinking and partying as well."
"So yeah, there’s a lot of people out there who blow big money in tattoos and partying instead of setting aside a little bit of money for their kids."
clocks212
Scratched
"Knew a girl who would spend all her money on scratchers and drugs. She would constantly go on about how when she finally won big she was going to move and get clean.... He grandmother gave her a 20 - 30k inheritance. Nothing changed except how many scratchers she would buy. I saw her buy out whole rolls occasionally. She wised up with the last few thousand and put some advance rent on an apartment (was in a motel) and fixed her car. But that money was gone in less than 2 months."
Sub_pup
60 Bucks
"PSA: Accidental subscriptions. Remember, kids, if you sign up for a free trial, be prepared to cancel that s**t the second they allow you. Otherwise, they'll start charging automatically."
xisiko1120
Kaboom
Im Ready Independence Day GIFGiphy"My neighbors once spent all their money on a private firework show, then had to hide their cars from the repo man for months. No longer neighbors."
redheadedstepchild54
Neighbors are always going to neighbor.
Classics
sia diplo GIF by LSDGiphy"I bought a cassette tape two weeks ago. I don't even have a way to play cassettes but I still bought it."
sibipi3040
They're Everywhere
"My Mum has spent $1000s on crystals and stones. She continues to, and gives them as gifts, I have no idea wtf to do with them so I put them in my plants pots then she gets upset for some reason. Send help please."
Necessary_Oil_9779
"Get her a rock tumbler and have her tumble her own and try to identify them. Cheaper in the long run. Makes for a more interesting hobby too, if she gets into it. It will get her out of the house and into nature. Crystals are everywhere, they literally litter the earth. A lot of ordinary-looking rocks turn out quite beautiful once they've been tumbled."
TerrifyinglyAlive
Just a Waste
"I dated a guy who would still use his debit card even when his account was over drafted because he didn’t realize he was charged overdraft fees for every transaction. I had to explain to him his single snickers bar or bag of chips or whatever from the vending machine was now costing him an extra $35. And he did this multiple times every single shift he worked."
beaniequeeny
5 More Minutes
"Gambling machines. I work in a bar room. People will play these machines for 12+ hours and never win. Then they Win $700 the next night and think they’re on top... it’s insane. They look like zombies sitting there in a trance. Once had to unplug the machine on a patron who would not leave for closing. Kept saying '5 more minutes.'"
BrianFrom97
OnlyCrap
"I worked with a guy who'd spend 200-300 bucks a week on OnlyFans. He'd brag about it, I guess he thought of he'd spent enough he might get lucky or something."
TheRealJokar
Why do some people spend with such abandon? It makes no sense to me, but it's not my money.
Have you ever witnessed someone blow a load of cash on something crazy? Let us know in the comments below.
Redditor bipolar_bear76765 wanted to hear about the worst things we've heard in an intimate situation, they asked:
"What’s the worst thing anyone has ever told you in bed?"
If I have nothing nice to say, I just leave.
Follow my lead.
Over It
Stay Back Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonGiphy"I'm not attracted to you anymore. It wasn't during sex but it was still in bed."
Pennywise626
Hold Me
"I don't think you're sexy but you're really good for a cuddle."
JasonPassley
"I know the first and I love cuddling."
Fun-Agent-7667
"Even though I can see how this could’ve been hurtful, especially if you might’ve wanted to be considered more than 'cuddle material,' were you at least able to cuddle your way into self-soothing? Lol."
"Best vibes and hope you have fared well."
Famous-Somewhere-751
Wrong Number
"I got called a mistake immediately after. I had feelings for her and had had these feelings for her for years."
"I thought we would never actually be anything. She was the high school crush that ended up moving away and lost all contact. Through some crazy weird circumstances we ran into each other years later. We had been flirting like crazy for weeks. She immediately cut all contact. Pain."
throwthisoneoutdude
That was quick...
"That she had sex with a friend of mine like 20 minutes earlier."
"I had sex with someone last year who right after we finished proclaimed that she had a boyfriend. Fast forward a year and indeed, they're engaged and sh*t like that.. HOW THE F**!!"
"I had sex a few times with my housemate’s girlfriend. He was completely ok with it as they had an open relationship. She suggested it to me while the three of us were drinking together. He was fully supportive of it, I even took him aside when she went to the bathroom to make sure he wasn’t just saying it for her. It was a bit odd, but we all knew it was a no strings attached deal and it worked out fine in the long run."
bg-j38
Pardon Me?
Nbc Idk GIF by Good GirlsGiphy"You can use one of my boyfriend's condoms. They're in the drawer, but they're probably too big."
InsomniumGatherum
"A lot of dudes who wear a magnum have no business wearing a magnum."
redrosebeetle
Lord, I need a bleach bath.
Stop!
Oh My God Wow GIF by The Roku ChannelGiphy"Just lost my hair due to heath concerns, was pretty embarrassed about it."
"He looks down and goes, 'Can you stop? You look like a man from this angle.' Oof."
Recoil
“'You make me feel dirty when you touch me.' Happened over 40 years ago and it still crawls under my skin."
wyoflyboy68
Tick-Tock
“'Just hurry and finish.' Two or three minutes in, she said it with a look of pure disgust."
Cultist902
We What?
"We have herpes, now."
420_Traveller
"I could be wrong, but in some places it’s a crime to knowingly infect someone. At least, I do know of civil cases where people were able to sue for damages when someone knowingly had sex with them without disclosing their STD status."
Improvised0
Well people really are the worst at times. Be sure to pick your bedfellows accordingly.
Do you have any experiences to share? Let us know in the comments below.
