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People Break Down The Craziest Ways They've Ever Seen Someone F*** Up A Basic Task

People Break Down The Craziest Ways They've Ever Seen Someone F*** Up A Basic Task

People continue to surprise me with the ways they screw up the simplest things.

It's story time: Years ago I used to work in a fast food restaurant with someone who was particularly absentminded. They um... didn't know how to mop a floor. They'd just been hired. At midnight, just before closing, the manager came out of his office to wonder why in the world the entire dining room was streaked with grease and dirt. It turned out the new employee had simply grabbed the mop and passed it over the entire restaurant... without getting a bucket of water or cleaning solution of any kind. Like... what? We all had to stay an extra half-hour to clean up the mess (and, truth be told, I felt kind of bad for everyone, so I stayed to do my part).

Needless to say, that employee didn't come back for another shift once the manager had a word with them.

After Redditor ryoshi asked the online community, "What's the worst way you've ever seen someone f*** up a basic task?" people shared their stories... and we're cringing.


"I watched my stubborn grandfather..."

I watched my stubborn grandfather use a new Cadillac we told him not to buy and immediately hit another new Cadillac at the lot trying to back it out to drive home. Expensive mistake.

DoctorPhyc0

"A friend..."

A friend, who will definitely see this if this post becomes popular, tried to make mashed potatoes by hitting raw taters with a hammer.

tomas17r

"Well, the worker decided to see..."

My ex was a construction foreman. He asked one of his team to powerwash a brick wall. Simple task, right?

Well the worker decided to see how hard the water came out of the powerwashing nozzle. It took off two of his fingers. At that point, my ex had to stop the worksite, call an ambulance and go find the two fingers because the worker and the other guy with him were both sitting on the ground in shock.

My ex found the fingers, the ambulance came. Long story short, the fingers were unable to be reattached since they were just too damaged from the powerwasher.

I mean if the water is strong enough to remove loose paint and debris from the brick, what did this kid think was going to happen if he put his fingers in front of the waterjet?

tappytaps

"Watched my boyfriend..."

Watched my boyfriend try to make boxed Mac and cheese. He put some water in a massive pot (almost completely full), poured in the noodles, poured in the cheese powder then set in on the stove and turned it on. We had to throw it out and restart.

Watching my boyfriend's attempts at cooking are a great source of entertainment. I asked him if he wanted help before he even got out the pot but he assured me that he knew what he was doing from watching me do it. I just wanted to watch it all unfold.

Astyrria

"I used to work in fast food..."

I used to work in fast food and was doing dishes. We had a rush and I had a lot of dishes to catch up on since I also was working the window. The manager had the new kid take the clean dishes out of the disinfectant to put on the drying rack, only he didn't stop. I look over after hearing some banging to find he just keeps loading the drying rack when it's way too full and the dishes are falling off. I tell him to put some of the dishes away that are mostly dry and he just looks as if he's looking right past me and then turns back and continues putting dishes on the drying rack.

bottles124

"We had a summer student in my office..."

We had a summer student in my office who we tasked to print out and laminate contact info for an event, basically lists of names and phone numbers. He used the paper cutter and cut the last 2 digits off of each phone number before laminating.

tunabakudandroll

"I used to work in a kitchen..."

Used to work in a kitchen, was training a new hire. Said she had just graduated from culinary school, cool. Slow day, had her dicing bread for croutons.

She was using the dull side of the knife.

MishuPepper

"My son wanted to cook eggs..."

My son wanted to cook eggs for us and serve us breakfast in bed. He cracked the eggs straight into the cast iron pan, no butter or oil, turned up the heat to high, then forgot about it and went to play Fortnite.

storkul

"He was just dumb."

When I asked someone to send me a Word file, and instead of sending it as an email attachment, he printed it out, scanned it, and saved the photos on a floppy disk, which he snail-mailed to me. It was not sensitive information, so he wasn't trying to do it for data security purposes. He was just dumb.

BubbhaJebus

"At the end of the day..."

Tasked with reviewing existing files, removing document copies, and alphabetizing one-of a-kind, original financial documents to be scanned and filed in a new document library system. At the end of the day, this genius shredded the wrong set of papers.

Midas_Artflower

"Instead of taking the package to the post office..."

My 21-year-old brother was told to mail a package to England (from Canada). Instead of taking the package to the post office, he put it in the letter box down the street with no stamps and no return address. This is the second time he has done this.

Caligulis

"My bro used a massive knife..."

My bro used a massive knife to cut open the tab on a wine box to get to the tap underneath. He sliced all the way in, through the box and bag and 3 litres of wine were released onto the kitchen floor that then proceeded to flood the room downstairs.

Slobbabadobocih

"When he wasn't finished..."

Hired a 15-year-old to rake my yard.

When he wasn't finished after 2 full days, I watched him through the window and realized he was picking up the leaves with his hands and carrying them to the curb. (A truck picks up our leaves if we put them on the curb.) I had given him a rake but he said that was easier, so umm, okay then. I wasn't paying him by the hour.

NeedsMoreTuba

"When I went to check on him..."

I asked my boyfriend to boil some pasta for the sauce I had made. When I went to check on him, he had filled a pot with water and had chucked in the noodles immediately and was standing next to it waiting for them to be ready. I explained how that was not the proper method to make noodles and he refused to believe me until I had him look at instructions... that were clearly labeled on the box. Safe to say, he's not much of a chef, but he's a damn good assistant (with instruction).

There_is_no_without

"A former colleague of mine..."

A former colleague of mine tried to learn programming.

So he went on youtube and looked for a tutorial on how to make a game.

Now most programming tools have autocompletion features. He just completely ignored those and mistyped almost everything by hand instead... Managed to get just about every second line completely wrong, which is quite hard when using proper tools such as the one he was using.

MrStickManPro1

"I asked him what he was up to..."

My old roommate couldn't cook to save his life. He defied the boundaries of logic. I once caught him with a large glass dish with about 3 inches of water in it and a raw potato rolling around inside. I asked him what he was up to and he said "I'm making a baked potato." I shook my head and walked off.

user44769

"We once had..."

We once had one of those electric kettles that you plug into the wall. Well, My dear old nan put it on the stove, turned on the burner and lit the plastic bottom on fire, melting the plastic onto the burner and igniting a flame of two feet. Needless to say, she isn't left alone in the kitchen anymore.

anemoia_kid

"When I was about 12 or so..."

When I was about 12 or so, I made brownies from scratch. They came out liquid. Turns out I forgot to add the flour. (They still tasted great, we just ate them with spoons.)

MeleMallory

"I watched a guy who worked for me..."

I watched a guy who worked for me try to make a grilled cheese by turning a pan on high and throwing the cheese in. He also couldn't make eggs or canned soup.

He was my overnight person at a group home and responsible for following the menu to make residents lunches for day program. I fired him, not just for that though.

Momma_Hew

"Saw a guy..."

Saw a guy grab the green handled pump at the gas station thinking it was the regular unleaded grade but it was actually the diesel pump.

KeithTC

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People Reveal The Weirdest Thing About Themselves

Reddit user Isitjustmedownhere asked: 'Give an example; how weird are you really?'

Let's get one thing straight: no one is normal. We're all weird in our own ways, and that is actually normal.

Of course, that doesn't mean we don't all have that one strange trait or quirk that outweighs all the other weirdness we possess.

For me, it's the fact that I'm almost 30 years old, and I still have an imaginary friend. Her name is Sarah, she has red hair and green eyes, and I strongly believe that, since I lived in India when I created her and there were no actual people with red hair around, she was based on Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo.

I also didn't know the name Sarah when I created her, so that came later. I know she's not really there, hence the term 'imaginary friend,' but she's kind of always been around. We all have conversations in our heads; mine are with Sarah. She keeps me on task and efficient.

My mom thinks I'm crazy that I still have an imaginary friend, and writing about her like this makes me think I may actually be crazy, but I don't mind. As I said, we're all weird, and we all have that one trait that outweighs all the other weirdness.

Redditors know this all too well and are eager to share their weird traits.

It all started when Redditor Isitjustmedownhere asked:

"Give an example; how weird are you really?"

Monsters Under My Bed

"My bed doesn't touch any wall."

"Edit: I guess i should clarify im not rich."

– Practical_Eye_3600

"Gosh the monsters can get you from any angle then."

– bikergirlr7

"At first I thought this was a flex on how big your bedroom is, but then I realized you're just a psycho 😁"

– zenOFiniquity8

Can You See Why?

"I bought one of those super-powerful fans to dry a basement carpet. Afterwards, I realized that it can point straight up and that it would be amazing to use on myself post-shower. Now I squeegee my body with my hands, step out of the shower and get blasted by a wide jet of room-temp air. I barely use my towel at all. Wife thinks I'm weird."

– KingBooRadley

Remember

"In 1990 when I was 8 years old and bored on a field trip, I saw a black Oldsmobile Cutlass driving down the street on a hot day to where you could see that mirage like distortion from the heat on the road. I took a “snapshot” by blinking my eyes and told myself “I wonder how long I can remember this image” ….well."

– AquamarineCheetah

"Even before smartphones, I always take "snapshots" by blinking my eyes hoping I'll remember every detail so I can draw it when I get home. Unfortunately, I may have taken so much snapshots that I can no longer remember every detail I want to draw."

"Makes me think my "memory is full.""

– Reasonable-Pirate902

Same, Same

"I have eaten the same lunch every day for the past 4 years and I'm not bored yet."

– OhhGoood

"How f**king big was this lunch when you started?"

– notmyrealnam3

Not Sure Who Was Weirder

"Had a line cook that worked for us for 6 months never said much. My sous chef once told him with no context, "Baw wit da baw daw bang daw bang diggy diggy." The guy smiled, left, and never came back."

– Frostygrunt

Imagination

"I pace around my house for hours listening to music imagining that I have done all the things I simply lack the brain capacity to do, or in some really bizarre scenarios, I can really get immersed in these imaginations sometimes I don't know if this is some form of schizophrenia or what."

– RandomSharinganUser

"I do the same exact thing, sometimes for hours. When I was young it would be a ridiculous amount of time and many years later it’s sort of trickled off into almost nothing (almost). It’s weird but I just thought it’s how my brain processes sh*t."

– Kolkeia

If Only

"Even as an adult I still think that if you are in a car that goes over a cliff; and right as you are about to hit the ground if you jump up you can avoid the damage and will land safely. I know I'm wrong. You shut up. I'm not crying."

– ShotCompetition2593

Pet Food

"As a kid I would snack on my dog's Milkbones."

– drummerskillit

"Haha, I have a clear memory of myself doing this as well. I was around 3 y/o. Needless to say no one was supervising me."

– Isitjustmedownhere

"When I was younger, one of my responsibilities was to feed the pet fish every day. Instead, I would hide under the futon in the spare bedroom and eat the fish food."

– -GateKeep-

My Favorite Subject

"I'm autistic and have always had a thing for insects. My neurotypical best friend and I used to hang out at this local bar to talk to girls, back in the late 90s. One time he claimed that my tendency to circle conversations back to insects was hurting my game. The next time we went to that bar (with a few other friends), he turned and said sternly "No talking about bugs. Or space, or statistics or other bullsh*t but mainly no bugs." I felt like he was losing his mind over nothing."

"It was summer, the bar had its windows open. Our group hit it off with a group of young ladies, We were all chatting and having a good time. I was talking to one of these girls, my buddy was behind her facing away from me talking to a few other people."

"A cloudless sulphur flies in and lands on little thing that holds coasters."

"Cue Jordan Peele sweating gif."

"The girl notices my tension, and asks if I am looking at the leaf. "Actually, that's a lepidoptera called..." I looked at the back of my friend's head, he wasn't looking, "I mean a butterfly..." I poked it and it spread its wings the girl says "oh that's a BUG?!" and I still remember my friend turning around slowly to look at me with chastisement. The ONE thing he told me not to do."

"I was 21, and was completely not aware that I already had a rep for being an oddball. It got worse from there."

– Phormicidae

*Teeth Chatter*

"I bite ice cream sometimes."

RedditbOiiiiiiiiii

"That's how I am with popsicles. My wife shudders every single time."

monobarreller

Never Speak Of This

"I put ice in my milk."

– GTFOakaFOD

"You should keep that kind of thing to yourself. Even when asked."

– We-R-Doomed

"There's some disturbing sh*t in this thread, but this one takes the cake."

– RatonaMuffin

More Than Super Hearing

"I can hear the television while it's on mute."

– Tira13e

"What does it say to you, child?"

– Mama_Skip

Yikes!

"I put mustard on my omelettes."

– Deleted User

"Oh."

– NotCrustOr-filling

Evened Up

"Whenever I say a word and feel like I used a half of my mouth more than the other half, I have to even it out by saying the word again using the other half of my mouth more. If I don't do it correctly, that can go on forever until I feel it's ok."

"I do it silently so I don't creep people out."

– LesPaltaX

"That sounds like a symptom of OCD (I have it myself). Some people with OCD feel like certain actions have to be balanced (like counting or making sure physical movements are even). You should find a therapist who specializes in OCD, because they can help you."

– MoonlightKayla

I totally have the same need for things to be balanced! Guess I'm weird and a little OCD!

Close up face of a woman in bed, staring into the camera
Photo by Jen Theodore

Experiencing death is a fascinating and frightening idea.

Who doesn't want to know what is waiting for us on the other side?

But so many of us want to know and then come back and live a little longer.

It would be so great to be sure there is something else.

But the whole dying part is not that great, so we'll have to rely on other people's accounts.

Redditor AlaskaStiletto wanted to hear from everyone who has returned to life, so they asked:

"Redditors who have 'died' and come back to life, what did you see?"

Sensations

Happy Good Vibes GIF by Major League SoccerGiphy

"My dad's heart stopped when he had a heart attack and he had to be brought back to life. He kept the paper copy of the heart monitor which shows he flatlined. He said he felt an overwhelming sensation of peace, like nothing he had felt before."

PeachesnPain

Recovery

"I had surgical complications in 2010 that caused a great deal of blood loss. As a result, I had extremely low blood pressure and could barely stay awake. I remember feeling like I was surrounded by loved ones who had passed. They were in a circle around me and I knew they were there to guide me onwards. I told them I was not ready to go because my kids needed me and I came back."

"My nurse later said she was afraid she’d find me dead every time she came into the room."

"It took months, and blood transfusions, but I recovered."

good_golly99

Take Me Back

"Overwhelming peace and happiness. A bright airy and floating feeling. I live a very stressful life. Imagine finding out the person you have had a crush on reveals they have the same feelings for you and then you win the lotto later that day - that was the feeling I had."

"I never feared death afterward and am relieved when I hear of people dying after suffering from an illness."

rayrayrayray

Free

The Light Minnie GIF by (G)I-DLEGiphy

"I had a heart surgery with near-death experience, for me at least (well the possibility that those effects are caused by morphine is also there) I just saw black and nothing else but it was warm and I had such inner peace, its weird as I sometimes still think about it and wish this feeling of being so light and free again."

TooReDTooHigh

This is why I hate surgery.

You just never know.

Shocked

Giphy

"More of a near-death experience. I was electrocuted. I felt like I was in a deep hole looking straight up in the sky. My life flashed before me. Felt sad for my family, but I had a deep sense of peace."

Admirable_Buyer6528

The SOB

"Nursing in the ICU, we’ve had people try to die on us many times during the years, some successfully. One guy stood out to me. His heart stopped. We called a code, are working on him, and suddenly he comes to. We hadn’t vented him yet, so he was able to talk, and he started screaming, 'Don’t let them take me, don’t let them take me, they are coming,' he was scared and yelling."

"Then he yelled a little more, as we tried to calm him down, he screamed, 'No, No,' and gestured towards the end of the bed, and died again. We didn’t get him back. It was seriously creepy. We called his son to tell him the news, and the son said basically, 'Good, he was an SOB.'”

1-cupcake-at-a-time

Colors

"My sister died and said it was extremely peaceful. She said it was very loud like a train station and lots of talking and she was stuck in this area that was like a curtain with lots of beautiful colors (colors that you don’t see in real life according to her) a man told her 'He was sorry, but she had to go back as it wasn’t her time.'"

Hannah_LL7

"I had a really similar experience except I was in an endless garden with flowers that were colors I had never seen before. It was quiet and peaceful and a woman in a dress looked at me, shook her head, and just said 'Not yet.' As I was coming back, it was extremely loud, like everyone in the world was trying to talk all at once. It was all very disorienting but it changed my perspective on life!"

huntokarrr

The Fog

"I was in a gray fog with a girl who looked a lot like a young version of my grandmother (who was still alive) but dressed like a pioneer in the 1800s she didn't say anything but kept pulling me towards an opening in the wall. I kept refusing to go because I was so tired."

"I finally got tired of her nagging and went and that's when I came to. I had bled out during a c-section and my heart could not beat without blood. They had to deliver the baby and sew up the bleeders. refill me with blood before they could restart my heart so, like, at least 12 minutes gone."

Fluffy-Hotel-5184

Through the Walls

"My spouse was dead for a couple of minutes one miserable night. She maintains that she saw nothing, but only heard people talking about her like through a wall. The only thing she remembers for absolute certain was begging an ER nurse that she didn't want to die."

"She's quite alive and well today."

Hot-Refrigerator6583

Well let's all be happy to be alive.

It seems to be all we have.

Man's waist line
Santhosh Vaithiyanathan/Unsplash

Trying to lose weight is a struggle understood by many people regardless of size.

The goal of reaching a healthy weight may seem unattainable, but with diet and exercise, it can pay off through persistence and discipline.

Seeing the pounds gradually drop off can also be a great motivator and incentivize people to stay the course.

Those who've achieved their respective weight goals shared their experiences when Redditor apprenti8455 asked:

"People who lost a lot of weight, what surprises you the most now?"

Redditors didn't see these coming.

Shiver Me Timbers

"I’m always cold now!"

– Telrom_1

"I had a coworker lose over 130 pounds five or six years ago. I’ve never seen him without a jacket on since."

– r7ndom

"140 lbs lost here starting just before COVID, I feel like that little old lady that's always cold, damn this top comment was on point lmao."

– mr_remy

Drawing Concern

"I lost 100 pounds over a year and a half but since I’m old(70’s) it seems few people comment on it because (I think) they think I’m wasting away from some terminal illness."

– dee-fondy

"Congrats on the weight loss! It’s honestly a real accomplishment 🙂"

"Working in oncology, I can never comment on someone’s weight loss unless I specifically know it was on purpose, regardless of their age. I think it kind of ruffles feathers at times, but like I don’t want to congratulate someone for having cancer or something. It’s a weird place to be in."

– LizardofDeath

Unleashing Insults

"I remember when I lost the first big chunk of weight (around 50 lbs) it was like it gave some people license to talk sh*t about the 'old' me. Old coworkers, friends, made a lot of not just negative, but harsh comments about what I used to look like. One person I met after the big loss saw a picture of me prior and said, 'Wow, we wouldn’t even be friends!'”

"It wasn’t extremely common, but I was a little alarmed by some of the attention. My weight has been up and down since then, but every time I gain a little it gets me a little down thinking about those things people said."

– alanamablamaspama

Not Everything Goes After Losing Weight

"The loose skin is a bit unexpected."

– KeltarCentauri

"I haven’t experienced it myself, but surgery to remove skin takes a long time to recover. Longer than bariatric surgery and usually isn’t covered by insurance unless you have both."

– KatMagic1977

"It definitely does take a long time to recover. My Dad dropped a little over 200 pounds a few years back and decided to go through with skin removal surgery to deal with the excess. His procedure was extensive, as in he had skin taken from just about every part of his body excluding his head, and he went through hell for weeks in recovery, and he was bedridden for a lot of it."

– Jaew96

These Redditors shared their pleasantly surprising experiences.

Shopping

"I can buy clothes in any store I want."

– WaySavvyD

"When I lost weight I was dying to go find cute, smaller clothes and I really struggled. As someone who had always been restricted to one or two stores that catered to plus-sized clothing, a full mall of shops with items in my size was daunting. Too many options and not enough knowledge of brands that were good vs cheap. I usually went home pretty frustrated."

– ganache98012

No More Symptoms

"Lost about 80 pounds in the past year and a half, biggest thing that I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen mentioned on here yet is my acid reflux and heartburn are basically gone. I used to be popping tums every couple hours and now they just sit in the medicine cabinet collecting dust."

– colleennicole93

Expanding Capabilities

"I'm all for not judging people by their appearance and I recognise that there are unhealthy, unachievable beauty standards, but one thing that is undeniable is that I can just do stuff now. Just stamina and flexibility alone are worth it, appearance is tertiary at best."

– Ramblonius

People Change Their Tune

"How much nicer people are to you."

"My feet weren't 'wide' they were 'fat.'"

– LiZZygsu

"Have to agree. Lost 220 lbs, people make eye contact and hold open doors and stuff"

"And on the foot thing, I also lost a full shoe size numerically and also wear regular width now 😅"

– awholedamngarden

It's gonna take some getting used to.

Bones Everywhere

"Having bones. Collarbones, wrist bones, knee bones, hip bones, ribs. I have so many bones sticking out everywhere and it’s weird as hell."

– Princess-Pancake-97

"I noticed the shadow of my ribs the other day and it threw me, there’s a whole skeleton in here."

– bekastrange

Knee Pillow

"Right?! And they’re so … pointy! Now I get why people sleep with pillows between their legs - the knee bones laying on top of each other (side sleeper here) is weird and jarring."

– snic2030

"I lost only 40 pounds within the last year or so. I’m struggling to relate to most of these comments as I feel like I just 'slimmed down' rather than dropped a ton. But wow, the pillow between the knees at night. YES! I can relate to this. I think a lot of my weight was in my thighs. I never needed to do this up until recently."

– Strongbad23

More Mobility

"I’ve lost 100 lbs since 2020. It’s a collection of little things that surprise me. For at least 10 years I couldn’t put on socks, or tie my shoes. I couldn’t bend over and pick something up. I couldn’t climb a ladder to fix something. Simple things like that I can do now that fascinate me."

"Edit: Some additional little things are sitting in a chair with arms, sitting in a booth in a restaurant, being able to shop in a normal store AND not needing to buy the biggest size there, being able to easily wipe my butt, and looking down and being able to see my penis."

– dma1965

People making significant changes, whether for mental or physical health, can surely find a newfound perspective on life.

But they can also discover different issues they never saw coming.

That being said, overcoming any challenge in life is laudable, especially if it leads to gaining confidence and ditching insecurities.