There's something already deeply unsettling about talking in your sleep. Most of the time, the sleep talker's brain is still following dream logic, so they just spout nonsense. However, a woman's boyfriend is creeping everyone out with his sleep talk.
Tumbler user Geekandmisandry posted about a conversation she had with her still sleeping boyfriend.
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He creepily speaks in another accent and responds to her questions with nonsense. At least, he does until we get to the last question.
Asking about himself in the third person has led some to cry demonic possession.
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It gets worse. Geekandmisandry came back with another time her boyfriend was sleep talking. This time it was about visitors from another dimension.
And we're ready to not sleep again.
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To say it's unsettling would be an understatement.
@Independent Maybe she should look into his background. Maybe a confession of who he really is....— Paul Kearney (@Paul Kearney) 1543053554.0
"Um have you tried throwing holy water on him or something cause thats just weird "
"Well that is nice and terrifying"
"funny and creepy what the heck lol"
@Independent .. & in "another life" .. https://t.co/t5kTRUBd0Z— Jor ♥ El (@Jor ♥ El) 1543053689.0
"I love people who talk in their sleep."
- Rhube
"HE FUCKING WHAT"
"Oh, good; so I am not the only one who acts like a nutter in their sleep :3"
This is a creepier take on the "boyfriend talks in sleep" stories people like to post online. The Twitter account @Sleep_Sayings was made for a woman to post what her now ex-boyfriend would say in his sleep.
The results were often hilarious, and prompted others to share their experiences.
@Sleep_Sayings I'm dying 😂😂😂 thank you for making my weekend lol— Poppy Windsor (@Poppy Windsor) 1467532674.0
@Sleep_Sayings @aderbyshire88 this girl tweets all the stuff her boyfriend says in his sleep . I should do it for y… https://t.co/rGg5oiptNv— hanna XX (@hanna XX) 1511949997.0
@Sleep_Sayings Oh those gremlins are nightmare😂😂😂😂— Goki_a (@Goki_a) 1511540642.0
@Sleep_Sayings Does that make you Switzerland?— Poppy Windsor (@Poppy Windsor) 1492174818.0
Although she broke up with that boyfriend, a year later and she's dating a new sleep talker.
New Boyfriend: “We’ll take that one!” Me: “What one?” NB: “I.... don’t know.” THE NEW BOYFRIEND DOES TALK IN HIS… https://t.co/dfTQGxgt2e— caitlin—formerly sir lord dick pat (@caitlin—formerly sir lord dick pat) 1543133212.0
Is sleep talking just the ramblings of an addled brain? Are these people possessed? Who knows. In the meantime, people will continue to share the outrageous things people say in their sleep.
H/T: Bored Panda, The Indy 100, Tumblr
Redditor AMGBOI69420 wanted all the men out there to share some necessities, so they asked:
"What are some 'guy secrets' girls don't know about?"
Decisions.
Don't be afraid to make them.
Guys appreciate a decisive nature.
But don't be aggressive.
Thank You...
Episode 5 Thank You GIF by PBSGiphy"We will NEVER forget getting a compliment. I used the same conditioner until it went out of production because someone told me my hair felt soft and smelled nice."
LordSwitchblade
Good Morning
"Sometimes when it's up, it's not because we're horny. But don't let that stop you, Queen."
Spiceinvader1234
"I once had a guy tell me 'If a guy has a morning erection it doesn’t mean you turn him on, he was probably just having a sex dream about someone else.' Ever since then I NEVER try to initiate anything in the morning. Is that true?"
LoisLaneintheRain
"It‘s because the body tests any function while you sleep and most of the time that time you begin to wake up it tests the function to get an erection."
Gennerig_LP
Back Up...
"Nice try honey, I still won’t tell you where I keep my snacks."
XxLongoTxX
"Oh, I found them. Days before I was silently soaking in the glory of my private eye skills while we watched (XYZ) on Netflix, and relishing over the fact that the joys of your deceit will soon evaporate into the void during the exact moment you discover you’ve been left with only the lemon flavored ones."
TheOGPotatoPredator
And you are?
"Dudes can be friends for years and not know each other's real name."
theonetrueemanu
"I've lived in my house for 2 years. I chat with my neighbor just about every day when leaving for work. I didn't want to ask him his name so I looked up the property records to find out that information."
ku_chi_mun_chin
"I worked in a grocery store with a guy who went by his middle name. I went by a nickname completely unrelated to my name. We both found out we didn't know each other's real names until 2 years after we started working together."
Funkeysismychildhood
Breathe
Tuesday Morning Reaction GIF by The Secret Life Of PetsGiphy"That big sigh my wife just asked about while we’re watching the 10 o’clock news? Nothing profound, nothing bugging me, I just remembered to breathe."
Gudakesa
Breathing is everything. It can change every moment.
What Up?
houston rockets yo GIF by TwitterGiphy"We have an entire language around the headnod."
baka2k10
"It’s weirdly sophisticated too. You can actually tell how comfortable guys are around each other based on if they say hello with an up-nod or a down-nod."
Juxta_Lightborne
Fake it until...
"Sometimes, that male confidence that you find attractive is us totally faking it while shaking on the inside, insecure AF."
Ok_Technology390
"I just had this exact conversation with my husband the other day. I was telling him how he seems so confident and I would never guess that he's really nervous or that he's not sure of himself."
"I would've never dreamed he gets all nervous and all that good stuff still to this day with me. I don't feel like it's still sunk in completely bc I was so shocked at how nervous he was explaining he'd get at times lol so props to the guys who fake it til they make it. Keep on bc you're doing a good job 💯."
Exciting-Courage4148
Stay Calm
"We don’t want to tell you certain things are worrying us because we do not want you to worry also… now there are just two people worrying, whereas before, one was worrying, and the other was happy, which is a reminder to us not to worry so much."
Mundane_Tour_3215
"It's a bit different if the person you're telling can do something about the issue, but for something currently unsolvable there's no reason to extend the misery to anyone else."
Zncon
Just say it!
"Please for the love of God let us know if you’re into us. Don’t wait for us to tell you first because we won’t because we don’t want to be called creeps."
Wunderbolts
"My current partner and I used to flirt and talk through text all day, every day for months before I told our best friends. I was so into him, but unsure how he felt. My girlfriend was like: he’s usually just like that; he’s friendly with all of our other friends that are girls and would even ask me if I wanted to stream things with him when [her bf and his best friend] was at work."
"So I put that to rest. But then his friend helped a little bit by interfering and he was nonchalant about his feelings for me to him. When I got the green light I should just do it, I admitted my feelings for him. We’re close to celebrating a year in our LDR. We met in person for the first time a couple of months ago and he’s coming here soon. Best decision of my life to just say how I was feeling."
emeraldpotion
So many secrets.
So many truths.
Lesson? Try not to worry.