Non-Canadians Share The First Thing That Comes To Mind When Someone Says 'Canada'


I'm actually a big fan of Canada...

Before my first visit there, Canada was synonymous with poutine and people using the phrase, "ay". I did see a lot of poutine, and the "ay" thing seemed mostly true. But now, when someone says "Canada", I think of the kindness of the people. As we attempted to navigate the street car and bus system, and father and son noticed our confused faces, and stopped to explain how it works and how to avoid paying extra for transfers. As New Yorkers, that was a culture shock. Also, "the machine" in restaurants is something I still think about, but that's another story.

What comes to your mind when someone mentions Canada? Redditor u/DShillington was curious, and so asked non-Canadians to answer... "What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think 'Canada'?"

20. Canada in the 80s

Back in the day (80s and stuff) we used to go across the St. Clair River/Lake St. Clair to go to Canada.

The thing that sticks out in my mind is the friendliest border guards/coast guard guys in the world. It was like 'hey, so why are you traveling to Canada today?' Oh, we're just gonna go pick some strawberries at that know the one. 'Oh, cool! Well have a nice time, and don't forget to bring some back for us!'

Once out on the lake, we got 'busted' by Canadians for having open alcohol on the boat. 'You guys know that's against the law over here, right?' (My brother puts his beer out of their line of sight) 'Okay, you guys have a nice day!'"


19. Canadian television

"The Red Green Show. I will always imagine that show portrays the ideal Canadian life."


18. Majestic MOOSE

"Maple syrup and M O O S E"


17. Even Australians know all about Canada

I'm Australian, this is what I think of when I think Canada: Friendliness and politeness, the Canadian flag, maple trees/leaves/syrup, mountains, cold weather, poutine, speaking French, hockey.


16. WWII history

"To me probably heroism and loyalty Canada played a very major role in liberating my country from German occupation in WW2, and every year during the 5th and 6th of May we commemorate your bravery and sacrifice! So yeah, thank you Canada!"


15. Great comedians

"Phil Hartman, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Dan Aykroyd, Will Arnett, Tommy Chong, John Candy... So funny dudes. Yeah, I know, I'm old."


14. All of their Canadian friends

"I have a lot of friends in Canada, so I think of them. :)"


13. This mall inspired pop hit


"Robin going to the mall in himym"


12. Some... darker facts

"The fact that my ancestors were ejected from Canada by the British!

I wish people who could prove Acadian ancestry (Cajuns) could get a track to citizenship there; I fantasized about moving to Montreal as a teen."


11. It's a winter wonderland

"snow, lots of snow"


10. Taking advantage of the drinking age

"I live about 45 minutes from Canada in Michigan.

Hockey, poutine, and 19 year old drinking age for me."


9. Freaky geese

"the color green for some reason and the leaf thing. Also murderous geese who will someday develop teeth and destroy mankind"


8. No pennies

"A wonderful life without effing PENNIES."


7. Contrasting environments

"First I picture the beautiful flag. The simplicity and elegance which makes for a perfect flag.

Then I picture the map. A huge county covered in unique and interesting nature.

Then I picture the mounties. Dressed in their sophisticated red uniforms, gracefully riding their horses.

Then I picture downtown Vancouver where I saw a hobo taking a piss in his hat."


6. Sneaky shoppers

"I once saw something on Reddit, not sure if it was a post or a comment, but it was someone describing how a Canadian will reach past someone at a grocery store to grab something and they'll pretty much always say this when they do:

'Just gonna SNEAK right past ya there.'

This may not be exactly right but it's still what I think about everytime Canadians are mentioned in any medium."


5. Their natural treasure

"I'm surprised no one has mentioned Alex Trebek"


4. Blame Canada!

"How South Park portrays them"


3. Overwhelming politeness

"Idk why but I start imagining 2 people standing at the door telling each other, 'its okay, you go in first'."


2. Boreal Forests

"The woods! Even though they're not talked about much, Canada's extensive Boreal Forests are super cool to me"


1. The classics

"Maple syrup and the Canadian flag. Honestly that's what I just thought of. But also, I think of trees, airplanes, and Saskatchewan."


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