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How does one describe the gift that is Walmart to anyone? Let alone a person from another country. To many, Walmart is a mecca; a shopper's nirvana, on a budget. There is basically nothing you can't get at Walmart (especially the Super Centers). And most of the things at Walmart are for a few pennies less than most places.

Of course we all know the real reason to shop at Walmart... people watching. And behavior studies. Always have a journal at Walmart... the things you will see. It's legendary. You can't get that kind of free entertainment at Target.

Redditor u/Filmologic wanted to know how we could best describe one of America's landmark stores by asking.... Americans, how would you describe Walmart to Europeans?

Pants!

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Tesco with optional pants.

Lithuim

Do the Dew!

You ever just want to spend an afternoon cruising around on a scooter, drinking a 64oz container of Mountain Dew, just perusing a bunch of deals?

spaghatta111

Somewhere, a dentist cringes, at your child size Mountain Dew.

rugonnabangme

ASDA....

Walmart owns ASDA. Same products from the same brands and the same slogan, even the in-store announcements are mostly the same. I'm from the Midwest, and when I spent a semester abroad in the UK I was shocked at how American it was.

Imagine ASDA, but blue and with bad lighting, then put a small automotive center, McDonalds, news agent, cheap optometrist, and a nail salon under the same roof, and that's Walmart. AndyWinds

One Stop Dumb

Its meant to be a one stop shopping center with food, clothing, electronics, etc. Since it is a HUGE company they have been able to really drive down prices. The low prices mean it tends to attract people of lower socio-economic classes than we see in similar stores.

Because humans are really judgmental, we really look down on those less fortunate than ourselves and mock how dumb the people of Walmart are.

ACorania

Cheap!

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Cheap supermarket with better selection of random crap and sell guns. May have a fast food chain inside. ReallyLongElbows

REWE First. 

You know how if you want several different types of things you need to like.... go to ikea for a lamp, and then media market for a video game, then Rewe for rice for the recipe you're making for dinner, then Rossman for your prescription and some handsoap? Here you just go to Walmart.

fluxy2535

"people of Walmart"

Not just the pricing, location and branding. Target and Meijer and Kroger are relatively competitive on price, but they set up in upper-middle class areas. And Target especially is leaning hard into the MILF demographic

Also, theres plenty of poor people that aren't "people of Walmart". To be a proper Person of Walmart, you need at least 300 pounds of excess fat, liver failure and/or lung cancer, a poorly done tattoo or 10, and a Trump bumper sticker. I'd argue the typical Person of Walmart is actually, on paper, middle class, just with a complete inability to plan.

brickmack

So Many Walmarts!

I have 6 Walmart stores all less than 30min drive from my house(not counting the SAMS Club) Almost all are open 24/7. We have one that has 2 floors. Groceries, underwear, cigs, beer, dog food, car battery, new fishing rod and a ps4 game at 1am? No problem. Oh, u can also grab a whole roasted chicken to go for a snack.

DrZeus104

Sad Staff.

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Walmart is a store where, in the US, a full-time employee still qualifies for subsidized housing and food stamps.

Kaibaiquoi

Amazon Style....

Sort of like Amazon, but in a physical store. They sell everything pretty much, and it's pretty cheap. Not as bad as people talk about it. Target is the only other physical store I can think of that is similar.

humanperson7

The Regulars...

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Cheap, crowded, and there's a slight chance you might run into your fifth grade teacher wearing pjs and a snorkel.

Lit_Lit_666

"My" Walmart Only!

You need to visit my Walmart. In a 12 foot section of shelving units, most of it is bare. My local Walmart is the only Walmart within a 4 hour drive radius and they're CONSTANTLY empty and their employees don't know crap. It's embarrassing and honestly they should do our community some good and shut down, or fire the manager.

They even had to shutdown for a week because of a massive flood in the area and you'd think they'd finally catch up, get their crap together and stay on top of the ordering? Heck no, still empty as hell.

Not to mention they got caught after the wildfire evacuation selling tainted products from the fire. They got in massive crap for that.

kielly32

under $300....

Every product generally under $300 (most under $5) that you've ever imagined made in China, plus a grocery, toy, McDonalds, hardware, garden, electronics, craft, sports, jewelry, clothing shop, in a store the size of Liechtenstein.

FizzyBeverage

Made in China.

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In 1990, I had the pleasure of escorting a group of exchange students from the Russian boondocks to a 24 hour Walmart Supercenter the size of an airplane hanger. One cheekily said:

Just like Russia: everything's made in China, and if you really want it, it's out of stock.
coolidge_fan

So Much Good! 

Don't forget the car tire center.

And hair care, nail salon, fast food restaurants

Banking, guns, gardening stuff, gaming lounges, booze, photo processing, taxes (Many peoples, Sorry! flooded with comments)

Gas station (/u/FizzyBeverage)

Hunting/fishing supplies (u/holymuffins)

Eye care center (u/chunwookie)

luckyhunterdude

They do have almost everything. I have several friends that I don't think have gone to a store besides Walmart in years. I used to live between a Walmart and a Home Depot, and I don't think in all of the years I lived there I went to store that wasn't one of those two.

Unlucky_Cook

Lowest Denominator. 

Everything you could want at 1/2 the price and 1/10 the quality.

Herogamer555

I was about to describe it as "the lowest form of retail in the United States" then I remembered Dollar General & Dollar Tree exist.

DropSuspicious

Blame Canada. 

Don't forget the non-existent customer service.

You can definitely get the exact same thing cheaper at Walmart than most other places. Also, their return policy is legendary if you're willing to use it.

Also, I'm Canadian. Not sure if that changes anything.

oddwithoutend

Like absolutely giant.

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I've been to Walmart, as a European, and I live to tell the tale. They sell GUNS. In a supermarket! Also that was in a small town and the store was still HUGE. Like absolutely giant. Basically a small mall on its own. I've never seen such a supermarket in Europe.

Priamosish

 Viola, it's a Walmart. 

So imagine all those small shops that specialize in different wares and services, from clothing to electronics, from jewelry to crafts. Now gather them all in one place. Then turn on the compactor switch. then crush them, grind them, mangle them and their dreams and then add guns. Viola, it's a Walmart.


OPs_other_username

The Sunshine Store.

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If Florida was a store.

Raridan

Ex-Floridian, please take this humble fake gold 🏆🏆🏆

CrazyKatLuver

I knew someone was gonna say this lmao.

thecrazyneurone

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