If there is anybody who could audaciously pull off whimsy and elegance at the same time, Billy Porter has all the fashionistas beat.
The Pose actor's ebullient personality and charisma simply could not be contained in even the smartest of suits while on the red carpet.
After enchanting people in a gender non-conforming Christian Siriano designed tuxedo gown last year, Porter turned heads by going with a two-piece royal gown for this year's Oscars.
The glint from the gilded feathers adorning his turtleneck bodice caught every eye and the elegant songbird appeared as if he had just made contact on terra firma.
He has safely descended from the heavens.
.@theebillyporter in custom Giles Deacon Couture. More red carpet and commentary later on our site. #Oscars2020… https://t.co/GnSoIV8xD4— Tom & Lorenzo (@Tom & Lorenzo) 1581285694.0
Billy Porter at the 2020 #Oscars 🧡 https://t.co/H4uLz4aa5G— MEFeater Magazine (@MEFeater Magazine) 1581287090.0
The sartorial event was designed by British style icon Giles Deacon and the Baroque-inspired pouffed skirt was reportedly inspired by the interior of the Cupola Room at Kensington Palace—where the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge reside.
There is no denying Porter's fabulousness, but a photo of him getting a load off was the pose everyone is talking about. This is how the fashion icon bundled up after taking refuge in a tent following a brief downpour on the red carpet.
And he gave us comfort realness.
92nd Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet
Kevork Djansezian/GettyImages
When it comes to looking fabulous, there is no down time for Billy Porter.
When the breeze hits...It ain't easy being THIS glam! @theebillyporter #BillyPorter #Oscars https://t.co/WzjuOsSUgp— On The Red Carpet (@On The Red Carpet) 1581286886.0
@OnTheRedCarpet @theebillyporter Love billy x— Oojamaflick (@Oojamaflick) 1581289004.0
@OnTheRedCarpet @theebillyporter He looks like he’s leaned against an arm of a couch. Brilliant!— a neocon like Trump (@a neocon like Trump) 1581294982.0
Grey blankets are now IN!
@OnTheRedCarpet @theebillyporter Billy Porter just made grey fleece blankets trend on Amazon. If we could all look… https://t.co/TVV4t8ObwZ— GloriaPaulsen (@GloriaPaulsen) 1581304112.0
@OnTheRedCarpet @theebillyporter He looks like that person that is always cold IN the office.— Ashlix (@Ashlix) 1581308030.0
@theebillyporter You are my fashion hero.— JeffM (@JeffM) 1581298611.0
Some people tried to get all sassy.
Instagram vs. Reality. 😂 #Oscars https://t.co/QsbQYUecMQ— Entertainment Tonight (@Entertainment Tonight) 1581285178.0
@etnow @theebillyporter https://t.co/wNVT2onVCp— Word on the Street (@Word on the Street) 1581296839.0
@etnow @theebillyporter Omg. I’m wearing this exact same outfit right this minute! Major coincidence or message from beyond?— loshombredepaco (@loshombredepaco) 1581303224.0
Most were here for it and wanted to cuddle up with him.
@etnow @theebillyporter Resonating with the blanket style! ❤️— Vanessa Yanez (@Vanessa Yanez) 1581292202.0
@etnow @theebillyporter Yessssssss.I love his spirit— stev (@stev) 1581293490.0
While some tried to mock his casualness, he humbly commented on LA weather.
It’s raining in LA and it’s cold Betches!!! https://t.co/gpsXJxERfp— Billy Porter (@Billy Porter) 1581285360.0
@theebillyporter we love you and all your coziness😘❤️— mena💫 (@mena💫) 1581291119.0
@theebillyporter Still looking fabulous in the cold! 😍— Millennial Edition (@Millennial Edition) 1581291428.0
@theebillyporter You look dazzling and comfy!— Dawn Drost (@Dawn Drost) 1581296062.0
@theebillyporter iconic— lolamonroy (@lolamonroy) 1581297655.0
@theebillyporter Work that brillance with your blankie Cold ain't cute We love you Billy Porter - I am so happy to… https://t.co/uKi8mvhAcs— Grown Folk Conversations (@Grown Folk Conversations) 1581301589.0
@theebillyporter And we love it! Cuddle up & let it rain #LA! 🌧— Karen Borchgrevink (@Karen Borchgrevink) 1581316184.0
He achieved something very unique here.
Billy Porter has somehow managed to master both being at the #Oscars and what people look like tweeting about it https://t.co/1DpxpRx5Ht— Nooruddean (@Nooruddean) 1581288225.0
But not everyone can pull it off.
@BeardedGenius @theebillyporter I don’t look this good tweeting about the #Oscars https://t.co/3UvgG4kgFC— Gav (@Gav) 1581288784.0
Once again, Porter made a fashion statement—and where is his trophy for cozy elegance?
Redditor Complete-Sweet5222 wanted to discuss the menu, so they asked:
"What is the most overrated cuisine?"
I won't do french cuisine. No snails. No way.
That's just me.
Fancy Schmancy
Chrissy Teigen Cupcake GIF by Billboard Music AwardsGiphy"Fancy cupcakes. Every ‘designer’ cupcake I’ve had has been incredibly dry. I just don’t get why they charge $5-$10 per serving, but the quality of the cake is below a Walmart sheet cake."
ThoseArentCarrots
"I make cupcakes sometimes. Over baking and day old baked products tend to dry out. A lot of the fancy desserts take time to build, which means the cupcakes have been sitting out for a while."
Stinkerma
Shock
"Not really a cuisine per se, but ‘shock food.' You know those giant milkshakes with whole slices of cake and candy on top, or quadruple cheeseburgers with so much cheese it’s running everywhere. It’s just not practical/tasty and really only exists to get a cool picture."
viillanelles
"I made the mistake of getting one of those milkshakes exactly once. It was fun to get and then you realize you just paid 20 bucks for a normal milkshake and grocery store sheet cake."
ceigetank
Be Simple
"Complicated burgers. Some a good but others have far to much on to eat without disassembly or using a knife and fork."
MedicalUprising
"Also I hate when they have overly elaborate names. I want to verbally order a cheeseburger, not the ‘big wet sloppy double daddy burger.'"
Guava_
"I totally agree. I hate being embarrassed to order something. There used to be an ice cream shop that had funky names for sizes. I had to stop going because I could not stop giggling at having to say 'no, I don’t want a zinger, I would like a zooper.”
bakay138
Premiums...
"Our family has been restaurant investors for 40 years. High end French cuisine using offal or organ meats."
"These dishes are pushed because the costs of these types of meats are very low and produce a huge profit margin. Also, the lack of experience with guests cooking these types of dishes for themselves mean very few patrons complain about authenticity. Usually a chef will throw his/her twist in the menu."
"Most customers can tell the difference between a great pizza and a mediocre one. They'll remember a great steak - but a restaurant may be paying huge premiums to fly that Waygu in from Japan or for your Flintstone tomahawk. Whereas, a local butcher shop will gladly unload offal and such with glee due to low demand. You'd be surprised as to how little we paid for cow brains for example."
rayrayrayray
No Silver?
gold GIFGiphy"Gold-flaked cuisine."
bushbeanbuddy
"God, why did it take me so long to realize you were talking about literal flakes of gold? I read this three times and thought, 'What a weird way to describe fried food.'"
bygollyollie
Gold is meant to spend not eat.
Price Point
Excited Winnie The Pooh GIFGiphy"The most expensive dishes. 'Yeah, man these diamonds sautéed in truffle oil and emerald dust are good, but do you have a cheeseburger?'"
gmen_forever
For All...
“'Something for everyone' restaurants. Anywhere where the menu has a ridiculously extensive offering. If I’m flipping multiple pages and not even halfway, I just know everything is about to taste questionable."
low_power_mode
"Several of my local Mexican restaurants have 8-page menus. All the dishes use some combination of tortillas, cheese, peppers, onions, avocados, beans, chicken, and beef, it's just the proportions and presentation that differ from one to another!"
MatttheBruinsfan
Pork Scents
"No cuisine, but I am sick of the whole 'bacon life' meme. It was funny for a couple of decades, but enough already. Bacon 'flavored' anything is disgusting."
SirReal_Realities
"One time in college I ordered bacon flavored popcorn."
"When I popped it in the communal microwave it smelled so awful that we had to open all the windows and evacuate until it had aired out enough for us to Febreze the rest away. It tasted like death. A couple guys threatened to beat me up if I popped any more. Some things just don't need to be bacon flavored. Popcorn is one of them."
Waffle_Maestro
Portions
"Rather than pick on a specific nationality or style of cuisine I'll talk about presentation."
"Any restaurant where portion sizes get smaller as the price goes up is the very height of epicurean pretentiousness. Like if they actually serve you enough food to be satisfied, it might as well be McDonald's."
"I spent a lot of years working in restaurants, and the ironic thing is what's on your plate is by far the smallest expense in serving that plate to you. There's no reason for tiny portions other than pretentious do*chebaggery."
McFeely_Smackup
Shrimp Then?
"Lobster. It’s fine, it’s just not really worth it’s cost imo. I also like eating it in things rather than by itself. The lobster rolls I had in Maine were much better than lobster straight up."
babythrottlepop
Food should be more affordable.
Do you have and foodie quibbles you'd like to add to the list? Let us know in the comments below.
Moviegoers offered examples of the things that don't fly in real life when Redditor qbl256 asked:
"What only works in movies?"
Courtroom antics are better left up on the big screen.
Anything Goes In Court
"Doing whatever you want in a courtroom as long as you are 'going somewhere with it.'"
– aperson7780
Ignoring Protocol
"Any random person being able to walk up and present new evidence."
– shegedep
Respecting Boundaries
"Also, yelling at a judge and invading the judges personal space always works out ok."
– Slytherian101
Action movies are entertaining because of its heightened sequences that are more convincing on film.
Violent Tactic
"Conveniently knocking someone unconscious so they're not bothering you for several minutes while you do secret stuff. Without killing them or serious brain damage."
"Actually lampshaded in Archer."
– yParticle
Piercing Glass
"Jumping through shattering glass windows and surviving without lacerations all over."
– Glock43xyz
It's Lit
"Shooting a gas tank so it explodes."
"Or removing a bullet from yourself and then you're fine."
– midunda
The Perfect Aim
"Shooting a lock to open it is my favorite. Sure shooting a lock will break it, but you just broke it in the locked position. Now it’s even harder to open."
– Studio_Life
It's Such A Blast
"Running away from an explosion and letting the blast push you to safety."
– ImInJeopardy
Certain elements are added to elevate a scene–which only proves, "yeah, that's not real-life."
Sonic Aftermath
"A hushed conversation immediately after shooting a gun indoors without ear protection."
– KyOatey
Street Vendor At The Wrong Time & Place
"Someone pushing a fruit cart across a street just as you’re speeding by. I’ve never seen a moving fruit cart otherwise. Or seen a fruit cart, actually."
– Double-Elevator619
No Time For Recovery
"Running for a very long time and then being able to talk normally."
– Ruminations0
What I always get a kick out of is when the distressed character attempts to flee from a knife wielding, masked home intruder by running up the stairs instead of going out the backdoor.
Like, why make the escape route that much more difficult by adding another obstacle like jumping out the window or being trapped in the closet until the inevitable moment of death?
Oh, right, it extends the tense sequence to prolong the final moments of the soon-to-be victim.
Ah, gotta love the movies.
