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These men are deeply confused about women. But strangely, they only feel lost in the most trivial, minute areas.


A note to all those that were worried these comments would invite utterly toxic sexism: everything is okay here. These Redditors seem far more interested in asking about leg-shaving and parked cars.

u/grilled_tits asked, "Men of Reddit, what about women leaves you completely baffled?"

The Real Life Savers

One bag of peanut butter m&m's (not the yellow bag... the red bag) will change my wife from wanting to stab me to being a loving and pleasant woman to be around...in the span of about 2 minutes.

u/Shots_anyone

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Manners are Everything

When we are hanging out having casual conversation then her phone rings, she answers, and the pitch of her voice rises to Mariah Carey status.

u/hvitehusen

It's All About Technique

How some women can shave their legs super fast! If I shaved any part of my body that quickly I would look like Hellraiser.

u/robotlasagna

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Just Making Sure You Saw It

The loud gasp while i'm driving about something small lol. Like do you want me to roll the car lol

u/RavenLovesChai

This Is, Indeed, Insane

They can carry other humans inside of them if you think about it it's WILD.

u/abcxyzkh

EXTREMELY Helpful

Their aesthetic sense. How did they all become armchair interior decorators/fashion consultants?

My nine year old daughter is better at picking out my outfits than I am.

u/gud_spelller

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"Hey, You Got a Bobby Pin?"

How is it that bobby pin companies don't rule the world? I swear the average woman must go through more bobby pins in a lifetime than oxygen.

u/kukukele

Talkin' Shop

Pairing up to go to a public toilet.

u/Sergana

Should Have Texted Better

I've had several women give me their number without me asking, but then when I text or call, they never reply. Why do this? I like when a woman makes the first move, but it still usually turns out to be nothing.

u/moondoggie00

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Mind What Matters

How some women can remember the exact details of an argument we had 8 months ago but somehow can't remember were they parked their car at the mall less than an hour ago.

u/mox44ah

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You know, I've seen countless "no texting while driving campaigns" and I agree with the premise. I think it is dangerous not to have your eyes on the road. That's how accidents happen. With that said, don't car manufacturers think it's counterintuitive to include touchscreens instead of knobs or dials in new cars these days? You have to take your eyes off the road to adjust anything. I think it's hazardous, especially if you happen to be driving in inclement weather.

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