It's a dog eat dog world out there and sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. At least that's what one dog owner realized when she caught her pooch trolling the streets looking for an easy meal.
Facebook user Betsy Reyes busted her dog Princess who was out moonlighting as a stray in order to play on the sympathies of strangers. It seems Princess likes to wander off to her favorite hangout, the local McDonald's, and work the drive through lane like a pro.
And that's what she did right up until Reyes busted her scam. Reyes, who lives in Oklahoma City, took to Facebook and outed Princess in the most hysterical way, saying:
"If you see my dog @ the McDonald's on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don't know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald's at night. She's not even a stray dog. She's just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she's a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers."
Lots of scammers out there.
@CBSNews My lab Would jump the fence every morning as I got ready to work and when I went to leave he would reappea… https://t.co/NJhg4ZuGq1— Blondetown (@Blondetown)1540434345.0
@CBSNews https://t.co/UqWvClKi8z— Bruinlover- follower of Nakia (@Bruinlover- follower of Nakia)1540418292.0
@RitaPanahi @CBSNews @notaxation My kid does this outside Wendy's.— Democrat Strategist (@Democrat Strategist)1540419883.0
@CBSNews I TOOK MINE TO THE DRUGSTORE AND WHILE I WAS PAYING HE STOLE A CANDY BAR, WALKED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR WI… https://t.co/U3DlWunzcK— PUEBLO294 (@PUEBLO294)1540415919.0
@LCaro294 @CBSNews Mine stole a butterdish at my mum’s house, ate all the butter then buried the butterdish to hide the evidence.— Tricoteuse (@Tricoteuse)1540418005.0
@CBSNews My dog would 100% do this if she could get out of the house. On our walks she stands in the doorways of fo… https://t.co/33ovz44HUX— Skulls&Bacon (@Skulls&Bacon)1540420511.0
@BillichThomas @skullsandbacon @CBSNews 100% would hand over my bagel, if only because she looks so annoyed with me… https://t.co/aQs5qKhETN— Claire Pettie (@Claire Pettie)1540434235.0
It's an adorable story, but maybe get the dog a collar with identification?
@CBSNews Pretends? Leaves the collar stashed around the corner, or what?— Jim Snell (@Jim Snell)1540429214.0
@newyorkperi @vkicy @CBSNews Those child latches people install high up on the door are great for dog escape artist… https://t.co/WjLmhSaodK— Rachel 🐶💙🇺🇸 (@Rachel 🐶💙🇺🇸)1540424294.0
@CBSNews This is adorable but this dog should 100% be wearing a collar and also get microchipped! Love this story :)— Minka D. Eisenhower (@Minka D. Eisenhower)1540418766.0
Not everyone thought the story was cute.
@CBSNews Great way to keep your dog safe. 🙄— Women Vote Bigly 🌊 ⚖️ 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇳🇴 🌱 (@Women Vote Bigly 🌊 ⚖️ 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇳🇴 🌱)1540414161.0
@CBSNews Unless you can keep your dog safe at home and not out in traffic where she could be hit by a car, stolen,… https://t.co/6BMPMLYgYs— Lindsey McBride (@Lindsey McBride)1540435397.0
@CBSNews Cute story but not safe to let your Pup roam around. Sorry, too many mean people out there will steal that… https://t.co/W3Z7u8XCNs— Margaret Stoner (@Margaret Stoner)1540431102.0
Of course, when a girl's gotta eat, a girl's gotta eat.
@chabsmescudi Funny.... but time to build a super gate. https://t.co/NZBE1s3lm6— 𝕾𝕶𝖄𝖄 ⛈ (@𝕾𝕶𝖄𝖄 ⛈)1540238320.0
@chabsmescudi The dog: https://t.co/FSmeFYhspT— Angie (@Angie)1540231585.0
@BetsysReyes @chabsmescudi Your dog every night after standing on the road https://t.co/mrTCMOtOVA— Alinani Denzel Mushippi (@Alinani Denzel Mushippi)1540235406.0
@chabsmescudi I would have been mad if my dog didn’t bring anything back. https://t.co/qb7ED7cwMG— Tyler (@Tyler)1540325221.0
Let's hope Princess has learned her lesson and stays home.