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Bisexual People Share The Notable Differences Between Dating Men And Women

Bisexual People Share The Notable Differences Between Dating Men And Women
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Dating is difficult––and truth be told, I don't know how anyone can do it right now, what with a pandemic going on and all. Just the thought stresses me out. Dating is especially hard for people who defy expectations in a heteronormative society. Take bisexuals, for example.

Bisexuals have been open about their struggles maintaining relationships with both men and women, even having to lie about their sexuality if they want to date certain people.

"I feel like if I end up in a straight relationship, I'll look like I was just experimenting all these years, but if I end up in a gay relationship people will say I was never actually bisexual," one man told the BBC in 2019. "Then if I don't have a monogamous relationship people will say I'm just greedy."

Indeed, the pressure to be either gay or straight can be a lot to navigate. After Redditor Trevor-on-Reddit asked the online community, "Bisexual people who have dated both genders, what are some notable differences you've learned about dating both men and women?" bisexuals spoke candidly about their experiences. Take note: You might learn something new.

    "They both think..."

    They both think their signals are clear. They are not.

    ssssssssphalis

    I knew this was universal!

    Practically everyone I've ever met and gotten to know has complained about communication issues at some point.

    "Both genders are bad..."

    Both genders are bad at communicating but in completely different ways.

    Men are more likely to not tell you information that would be important to you simply because they don't deem it important. They gave you the important information. If you can't understand it, then you're either trying to complicate the issue or you're not listening to them.

    Women are more likely to not tell you information important to them because they see it as obvious. If they have to tell you the issue, then you're not paying attention to them and the issue at hand or you're not as invested in the relationship as they are.

    Twilcario

    This sounds like the basis of every family sitcom ever made.

    It does get tiring to see those same tropes rehashed over and over again, I'll admit.

    "They both still have that same tenderness..."

    Dating a man feels like one of your male best friends decided he likes dick one day. Dating women feels "softer" and even though common interests are there, there's more of that listening to their interests because they like it and you're interested in them and not because you care about the subject at hand.

    They both still have that same tenderness and butterfly feeling. That's been my experience so far anyways.

    shinyphanphy

    "I find the dynamics of trust..."

    I'm a bisexual man. I find the dynamics of trust to be vastly different between my male and female companions. Men have been quicker to trust me, but became more nervous over time; women needed more time to build that trust, but once it was there, it was solid.

    I've generally thought of that as not being inherent to their gender and instead tied to how they relate to my maleness. In the same-sex relationships, there's a lot more risk involved because of societal heteronormativity — there's the initial pressure to be out and proud that prompts these men to engage in their relationships with passion, but then there's a worry that the relationship will fail because of the toxic aspect of queer pride. With the women, there's a general fear of violence from men, so there's more caution early on.

    CurveoftheUniverse

    "It's much easier to find a man..."

    So keep in mind that this is my own experience, and is in no way meant to apply to everyone.

    I'm a bi male.

    Non-sexually, men are much more straightforward in almost every way. Everything from what they want to eat, to whether or not they're interested in you. Women rely much more on cues or non-verbal communication.

    In my experience, gay men have been the least receptive to the fact that I'm bi. Straight women tend to be hesitant, but if they've already shown interest in me they usually are still interested after I tell them I'm bi.

    Sexually, with men it's about finishing. With women it's about the journey. With men, I've had more than one occasion where we're playing video games and someone starts getting frisky. We pause, get each other off, and are back to playing games in like 10 minutes. Women, on the other hand, tends to like getting frisky, then foreplay, then sex, then winding down.

    It's much easier to find a man to be with than a woman, at least for me.

    I'm below average in the looks department (like a 3, maybe a 4 on a good day). The women who are interested in me tend to be around there, and I've never had an objectively"hot" one show interest in me. While most of the men I've been with also fall somewhere around there, I've slept with a couple of genuinely hot guys. Muscular, tanned, well-endowed. There's a certain set of guys that really like chubby guys and apparently I fit the bill for them.

    Everyone likes cuddles though.

    profan1028

    Cuddling is incredible.

    I can confirm I've been aghast when I've had a partner who didn't like cuddling.

    "One thing I noticed..."

    One thing I noticed back when I was dating was that women have a lot more baggage when it comes to physical intimacy. Women go through a lot, they have tons of pressures put on them, many have had negative sexual experiences. It's, well, just more complicated. The guys I dated were frankly much more direct and more simplistic about it. I'm not saying either of these descriptions apply to all women or men, but that was my experience. With guys it was like 'hey, wanna make out?' and just sort of that simple.

    haroldtitus425

    To which this person replied:

    As a woman, that's definitely contributing to it. For women, sex is wrapped up with so much bs. It's wrapped up in the ambient (or direct) shaming crisscrossed with our sexualized bodies plastered everywhere that we grow up with, it's wrapped up with the adult men who harassed us when we were preteens and teens, it's wrapped up in the frightening moments when a boy corners us thinking he's being smooth when really he's been aggressive and scary, in the nerves about walking alone, in the fear of giving a man 'the wrong idea' and being told it's our fault when he hurts us, in the stigma and burden of unwanted pregnancy and the choices or lack thereof in that...

    It's really hard for sex to be simple for women. I'd bet money that by the time any woman in the world has hit the age of twenty, she has a story of being harassed or victimized in some way. It becomes a minefield.

    SecretlyFBI

    "Other than that..."

    It's much harder to find a girl who wants to date you than a guy if you're a girl. Either you keep finding straight women, or you both are afraid of being too forward and no one makes the first move. Guys are way less shy about it. But since it's so much harder to get a girlfriend, the relationships with women tend to last longer, because we wouldn't have gotten together if we weren't pretty sure we were compatible.

    Other than that, there's not a huge difference. Individual people are more unique than men are from women, if that makes sense. But I will say I've never had to fight with or teach a woman why something that happened to me was misogynistic. It's more likely that she's experienced something similar.

    mothwhimsy

    "I've dated enough personalities..."

    I'm a bi woman.

    There's not much difference, in my experience. I've dated enough personalities to dismantle virtually any stereotype about gender lol. The most romantic and clingy were guys, the most aloof was a woman. People are just so different.

    Dating women does come with the queer element though, where you have awkwardness over who to be "out" to. I've been lucky enough to mostly steer clear of biphobia but I did briefly date a girl who I think just wanted to be queer because that was her idea of herself (for activist reasons or something?) but I am skeptical if she was actually queer. Needless to say, that didn't last.

    Conversely, when I date guys, I sometimes get anxious about being perceived as straight or "gay until she found a dude". Not that what people think matters, but it's funny. When I date women I worry about homophobia, when I date guys, I worry about being erased.

    Oh, small difference - I always insist on splitting the bill, which is pretty typical for same-sex dating. I think sometimes guys think that means I don't like them.

    ferret-fu

    "While dating a woman..."

    Bi woman. The biggest one was trust/biphobia and the way the two interrelate.

    While dating a woman, having close male friends has always been off the table. It seems to really threaten/make uncomfortable my girlfriend and tends to turn into a never-ending "But are you SURE you don't have feelings for him? you're REALLY not attracted to him?" So many lesbians genuinely hate bi women and think they're always going to cheat or leave for a guy.

    Conversely, men don't give a damn if I have close female friends while dating them, but are far more likely to fetishize the knowledge that I've had past female partners. Which is obviously really uncomfortable if done in any sort of excess.

    FinalTourist

    Dating isn't easy, people.

    When you're someone attracted to both genders, that can come with a host of baggage, namely the weight of everyone else's expectations and prejudices. Try talking to your bi friends sometime––you might glean some brilliant insights that you otherwise might not hear.

    Have some of your own stories to share? Feel free to tell us about them in the comments below.f

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    Infamous Internet Rumors That Ended Up Being True

    Reddit user strakerak asked: 'What started out as an internet rumor that ended up being infamously true?'

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    In 2017, I returned to my office after my lunch break to hear my supervisors discussing Tom Petty. This seemed like a random topic to me until one of my supervisors told me Tom Petty had passed away. He was a huge fan of Petty and spent the next hour or so combing through the internet to get more information.

    He came back into the room my other supervisor and I were working in and announced that Tom Petty wasn't dead after all. News outlets had jumped the gun to announce his death, but he was actually still alive.

    The next day, I came in to find out that Tom Petty was dead; the news may have been premature, but true.

    This is a classic example of the rumor being started on the internet. Sometimes, like with the news of Tom Petty's death, the rumor can run wild and appear everywhere. Other times, the rumor can be seen by just a few people and dismissed. However, a lot of times, these rumors turn out to be true.

    Redditors know a lot of internet rumors that turned out to be true, and are eager to share.

    It all started when Redditor strakerak asked:

    "What started out as an internet rumor that ended up being infamously true?"

    The King Of Pop

    "Michael Jackson writing the music for Sonic 3."

    "He actually did, but was never credited on the game because it would breach his contract with his record label."

    – -WigglyLine-

    "He did the same when he appeared on The Simpsons. He appeared under a pseudonym, and the Producers said it was an impersonator."

    "Only years later they confirmed it really was Michael."

    "His singing voice was actually done by an impersonator, though."

    – given2fly_

    The Truth Comes Out

    "In 1998, US Men’s National Team captain John Harkes was shockingly cut from the team right before the World Cup. The coach claimed it was because Harkes wouldn’t fit into his new preferred formation, but rumors flew on the early internet that it was actually because he had slept with his teammate Eric Wynalda’s wife. The rumor was so well-known in soccer circles that Harkes expressly denied it in his autobiography the next year."

    "Fast forward 12 years to 2010 and Wynalda admits it’s true. The coach then came out and admitted it was why he dropped Harkes, but that he’d planned to keep the secret as long as Wynalda did."

    – guyfromsoccer

    Video Evidence

    "The Tim Burton Hansel and Gretel that aired once on halloween in the 80's."

    "I heard for years that it was fake but I knew it was real because my dad recorded everything in the 80s and he recorded that. We let a good friend of ours borrow it and switch it over from VHS to DVD and soon after that it made its way on to the internet , and there it is now. I know it's our copy because the tracking in the beginning is screwed up. Still have the VHS."

    – Frozenthickness

    "There was a similar story with a Nickelodeon movie called Cry Baby Lane. It was supposed to be so scary that Nickelodeon got complaints and denied its existence for years. Someone uploaded a taped copy to youtube about a decade ago."

    – PattiAllen

    The Movie Business

    "That North Korea hacked Sony Pictures because of The Interview movie."

    "I worked in the movie business at the time and the account managers at Sony all basically needed to get new identities as all of their personal information got leaked online."

    – OldMastodon5363

    "My partner worked on that movie and the production bought all the crew 1 year of an identity theft tracking service."

    – CMV_Viremia

    Keep Away From The Ears Of Kids

    "Some banned episodes or scenes of cartoons."

    "For example, I remember there was a Dexter’s Lab cartoon where he clones evil versions of DeDe and himself and they swear like every other word (censored of course), and people debated whether it even existed cause they only aired it like once. Now it’s pretty accessible online."

    – Spledidlife

    Yes, It's True

    "Echelon, a massive electronic espionage system by the US and allies to intercept all electronic messages, especially emails."

    "In the mid-nineties it was a topic on conspiracy BBS boards. A lot of people in my bubble at the time (mainly uni students in Europe) were including fake threats to the US in the their email signatures as a way to "protest" and "fill the system with false alarms" (obviously useless)."

    "Then, in 1999-2000 came out to be true and a lot of security service agencies from UK and other US allies started to admit they were part of the espionage network."

    – latflickr

    How The Mighty Fell

    "John Edward’s love child."

    – ACam574

    "A reminder that he was cheating on his wife while she was hospitalized for cancer treatment."

    – Fanclock314

    Ugh...

    "Carrie Fisher's heart attack. Some a**hole who was on the same flight was livetweeting the whole medical emergency and justified it by insisting she was just making sure the family was informed."

    – everylastlight

    It Actually Happened

    "Every year around her birthday there was a rumor that Betty White died. When I heard she died, I scoffed, saying that dumb rumor is back.... then saw it on the news. I was in shock."

    – Known-Committee8679

    "The fact that Betty died literally right before she turned 100 is such a Betty White way to go out."

    – Paganigsegg

    Big Actor, Small Roles

    "I distinctly remember some rumors about the reason why Bruce Willis was taking so many roles in sh*tty movies before it was announced he has dementia."

    – KampferMann

    "RedLetterMedia did a deep dive on his recent movie activity to try and work out why exactly he was taking part in basically scam-movies. They noticed he had an earpiece in one of the scenes and joked that the director was feeding him lines. I remember they even disclaimed over the rumours at the time, and possible made a follow-up vid when it was revealed to the public."

    – CardinalCreepia

    What To Do Next?

    "That the writer of LOST were making it up as they went."

    "Turned out to be absolutely true."

    – homarjr

    That last one was kind of obvious!

    Do you have any to add? Let us know in the comment below.

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    People Share Their Best 'Don't Ask How I Know That' Fun Facts

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    Whether you're naturally interested in fun facts and trivia or not, it's always nice to know a few that you can pull out of your pocket at a moment's notice as a nice conversation starter.

    But there are some fun facts out there that are so weird, people become more preoccupied with how the teller found out that information rather than the information itself.

    Redditor Dry_Bus_935 asked:

    "What is your 'don't ask me how I know' random fact?"

    Nuclear Fail Safe

    "You have quite a lot of time, certainly more than ten seconds, to turn back on the main pumps of a nuclear reactor once you have accidentally turned them off."

    - egorf

    "I'm not surprised. The amount of fail safes, redundancies, and emergency scenario planning for nuclear power plants is insane."

    "I toured a nuclear plant and wrote my high school senior thesis on the plans put in place to ensure the Fukushima disaster would not happen at that plant."

    "I'm sure the secondary pumps are plenty capable of handling the reactor until the main pumps are repaired or just turned back on."

    - Borderlandsman

    Happy Cat

    "If your cat chews on fresh eucalyptus, they might start hallucinating and fall over repeatedly, leading to a $400 emergency vet bill just to be told she’s just kinda high."

    - oddidealstronghold

    "And, that's part of why koalas love it. Little stoners."

    - littlebluefoxy

    Archaeology: Do Not Lick

    "Old human bones are very porous, so if you lick them, they’ll stick to your tongue."

    - clanculcarius

    Sharing is Caring

    "A pigeon will only eat a Starburst if you chew it up a little bit first. Just to clarify: chew the Starburst, not the pigeon."

    - OhTheHueManatee

    "Instructions unclear. Pigeon unhappy."

    - Wild-Lychee-3312

    Intriguing Anatomy

    "Everyone is here with the creepy crime stuff, and I'm just like, 'A soft fur rat has 22 nipples.'"

    - horroscoblue

    "Okay, so either they have really small nipples, their nipples overlap, or they have nipples in places where there shouldn't be nipples."

    "(I've never written the word 'nipples' so many times in a singular sentence before.)"

    - GdeGraaf

    'Don't Ask Me,' Indeed!

    "Turmeric can be used as clothes dye. It is capable of permanently dyeing cotton cloth even after it has passed through the digestive tract of an adult male."

    - SlefeMcDichael

    "You s**t your pants, didn't you?"

    - PMmecrossstitch

    "I'd prefer not to answer that question."

    - SlefeMcDichael

    High-Risk Survival Skills

    "If you ever trying to survive in the Arctic, don’t eat polar bear liver. It is so high in vitamin A, it will kill you."

    - WrongWayCorrigan-361

    "It's also surrounded by a lethal amount of angry polar bear."

    - horanc2

    Real-Life Spies

    "TV shows and movies go out of their way to make military/intelligence officers look bada**."

    "But real-life 'spies,' by design and training, are boring. They have regular houses and standard second-hand cars, they dress down, and they have vague, boring job titles (accounts receivable) as cover, and they do not draw attention to themselves. Most come from specialized academia."

    - Ok_Worth_1093

    Haunting Reality

    "Your muscles can keep twitching for several hours after you die."

    - JustDave62

    "Also, beards can appear to grow. This is however not because the beard itself grows but because the skin shrinks."

    - RRautamaa

    "I worked at a morgue for over eight years. If you grasp the hand of a dead body to move the arm, the hand will grasp back, but that's just muscles and tendons reacting to the tension."

    - goneferalinid

    The Sneakiness of Drowning

    "When a drowning victim is revived, get them to a hospital as soon as possible. Drowning is the leading cause of death of kids from the age of one to seven and is ruled as accidental drowning when it comes to secondary drowning or dry drowning."

    "Basically, your lungs are full of water despite being revived. Your lungs will absorb the liquid, but not before your body acidifies from high levels of carbon dioxide. The only chance to survive is to have the lungs pumped with oxygen via CPAP machine and time."

    "Also, drowning is extremely quiet. You don’t hear the victim go under. And if you see flailing, do not attempt to save the victim otherwise you’ll become another drowning victim. Throw them a lifeline and hope their amygdala realizes that a rope or something is floating near them and grabs on it."

    - Dfiggsmeister

    Not Everyone's Favorite Chocolate

    "Hershey’s chocolate has the strong smell of vomit or feces to some people (me), and that’s because they use butyric acid as a preservative. Butyric acid is the compound that makes vomit smell so bad."

    "Edit: Digging further into it, there are some claims that they may not be “adding” the butyric acid, but rather it is occurring from essentially spoiling the milk in their milk chocolate. Either way, the butyric acid and putrid smell remains a part of their product."

    - hefewiseman1

    "That explains the weird aftertaste I always get! I don’t smell it but their chocolate always has this super unpleasant sharp/acidic aftertaste that I find repulsive. I assume this is why!!"

    - PomegranateNo975

    Do Not Lick the Asbestos

    "Asbestos tastes like chalk. And if you lick it, it has the texture of extremely gritty sandpaper. Which is actually the feeling of microscopic asbestos needles piercing your flesh!"

    - TooYoungToBeThisOld1

    Mapping Out the War

    "Beginning in 1911 in anticipation of the outbreak of WW1 in 1914, two statesmen, one from England and one from France, began visiting locations in France that they believed would be the settings for a number of major battles that would occur during the great war."

    "Long bike rides through these future battle zones in the countryside and weeks spent building a foundation for a French-Anglo codebook that would later prove important in helping win the war."

    - fjordperfect123

    Avoiding Lawsuits > Protecting Patients

    "Doctors, or surgeons more specifically, that make too many mistakes during surgery, ie, leaving instruments in patients, frequently gets ‘quietly traded’ to other hospitals where they continue their path of destruction with the patients not being aware of their past record. Hospitals tend to keep quiet about the matter to avoid lawsuits."

    - Kittytigris

    Bonus Points: Do This While Having Lunch in Your Car

    "If you overfill a fast food gravy cup and then put a lid on, it will create a pressurized gravy stream that sprays all over your face and uniform while your coworker looks on in horror."

    - thechaosjester776

    This subReddit thread was so a roller-coaster of random facts, we've surely all walked away learning something.

    But the biggest takeaway might just be: Maybe don't lick so many things.

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    People Break Down The Times They Had To Sober Up Real Fast

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    When we're intoxicated, or even the slightest bit tipsy from having a little too much to drink, our immediate perspective on things is hazy.

    But there's nothing like a bit of alarming news or a jarring incident to snap us out of the fog and focus on the moment.

    Sometimes alcohol isn't always to blame for our impairment.

    It can be a state of mind, like a perpetual numbness from being complacent in life, and all it takes is one shocking moment to rattle us back to our senses.

    Curious to hear from strangers online about this type of scenario, Redditor Known_Challenge_7150 asked:

    "What’s one thing that sobered you up real quick?"

    These individuals were witness to shocking events that sobered them up right quick.

    Bleeding Out

    "Got out of a taxi and found a naked man profusely bleeding from his head crawling up the driveway in my condo. Called him an ambulance completely forgot I was absolutely wasted until 45 minutes later when I'd helped him translate and in to an amublance and stepped in my front door."

    "Later a few days later learned he'd slipped in the tub and literally crawled out for help. Poor dude. He was fine but I genuinely thought he was going to die there."

    – DongLaiCha

    Tragic News

    "At a bachelor party and we got a phone call that the groom’s father had suddenly passed."

    – accountnameredacted

    Bottom Of The Barrel

    "I went to visit my parents back in July. I was homeless and deep into fentanyl addiction so I lost a lot of weight. My folks could see it. They knew something was up. Anyway, I spent the night and I was getting ready to leave in the morning and I looked at myself in the mirror for a good long time. I finally had enough and told them everything. They took me to detox, from there I went to rehab. Graduated in August and been living with them ever since then. I have 160 days clean and sober."

    – Crotch-Monster

    A reality check can be enough for some people to snap out of it.

    Like Father, Like Son

    "Was driving a drunk friend home, he had been on a bender again and was smart enough to call me for a lift rather than try and drive. As I helped in to his house his mother came down the stairs and said 'your as drunk as your father' and went back upstairs. I haven't seen him drunk since then, he still drinks but the thought of turning into his dad scared him out of hard drinking."

    – psycospaz

    Busted

    "Flashing blue lights."

    – FiddleOfGold

    "This sobered me up just thinking about it."

    – redmaple_syrup

    Losing Sight

    "Woke up to no sight in one eye. I had cataract surgery so just thought one of the lenses had slipped and it was an easy fix. Eye doc says nope, you had a stroke. I loved soy sauce, teriyaki sauce and salty food, which caused high blood pressure, which caused retina damage. Over six months was able to get most of my eyesight back with medication, and all back within a year. Trying to navigate life with one eye was very sobering. Started taking HBP much more seriously."

    – MissHibernia

    Quitting The Bottle

    "Looked up someone I went to highschool with who was an awesome guy. Found out he had been dead for 3 years from alcoholism, at age 33. I made an overnight change. I hadn't started drinking that night yet, 10 months ago. Haven't touched it again since."

    – omgtater

    These disturbing moments were enough for Redditors to immediately come to their senses.

    Unplanned House Guests

    "Me and a buddy Woke up in someone’s living room, realized neither one of us knew the people, they were just nice and let 2 drunk guys sleep on their living room floor. We didn’t even say goodbye."

    – Oneinsevenbillion75

    Serious Health Warning

    "Elevated liver enzymes."

    "And the knowledge that this sh** was gonna kill me and I just couldn't orphan my family over it."

    "So I opted for recovery, instead."

    "Clean and sober since June 5, 2009."

    – Far_Meal8674

    The Joyride

    "Grew up in a rural area. The little town hosted dances at the hockey arena, everyone (adults and kids) went and they overserved everyone, regardless of age. I was maybe 16 or 17 and was absolutely sh*tfaced, and jumped in the back of someone's truck with about 8 other people to go back to someone's cottage for after dance drinking. The driver (still don't know who it was) started racing one of his buddies and we whipped around small dirt roads, flying around blind corners on the wrong side of the road, going god knows how fast. It was basically a disaster waiting to happen. It was crazy scary and I was sober and thankful to be alive when we finally arrived."

    – foxfood9116

    The human psyche is a fascinating thing, isn't it?

    How we can automatically focus on something urgent at a crucial time, even after getting buzzed from drinking too much alcohol.

    But as we're in the thick of the holidays, it's a good reminder to drink responsibly and stay off the roads if you drive to your celebratory destination.

    Cheers. Stay safe. And happy holidays.

    The Most Ridiculous 'First World Problems' People Have Heard Someone Complain About

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    We've all complained or vented about something in our lives which, in the grand scheme of things, wasn't exactly a problem, or is very easily solved.

    Then there are those who complain about things that others almost hope will happen to them at some point in their lives.

    These are known as "first world problems", as they are problems that pretty much only the world's one percent faces.

    From having to fly business class instead of first class, or being served Roederer instead of Dom Pérignon, these complaints are often met with amusement, bewilderment, or even anger.

    Redditor jennimackenzie was curious to hear the most absurd "first world problems" anyone ever complained about, leading them to ask:

    "What’s the most ridiculous 'first world problem' you’ve seen people get worked up over?"

    "Tale As Old As Time..."

    "I once knew a mom who was legitimately devastated, to the point of tears/grief, because a doctor predicted her 8 year old daughter's final height to be around 5'2","

    "Which wasn't tall enough to get cast as Belle at Disney World."

    "That was the child's (and her mother's) only dream in life, apparently."

    "Didn't appreciate my suggestion that she could be Minnie or Mickey."

    "Lol!"

    "Only a face character would do!"- TravelLovingMom

    "Must Be Funny, In A Rich Man's World..."

    "My boss from about a decade ago was this insanely rich dude who always went to the bank to get fresh and crisp currency."

    "He'd call the bank in advance to make sure they had some on hand."

    "I think he was a germaphobe."

    "He had a trash can that he'd throw $1 and $5 bills in that he thought was 'dirty' and regularly just donated it vs spending it."

    "I asked him why he did this and he said it was too much trouble and asked if I wanted it."

    "I said f*ck yeah dumped it into my bag and when I got home it was close to $400 in singles and fives.

    "Another time, he wanted to upgrade all the computers in his studio, so we went to a store and bought 10 PCs."

    "They all had $150 mail in rebates and he wasn't bothered to go through the trouble of mailing them in."

    "3 weeks later I received $1500 after spending a whole afternoon filling out all those goddamn forms."- azninvasion2000

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    Who Wore It Better?

    "When I was about 19 years old, I was at my boyfriends family BBQ."

    "I was wearing this pretty floral sundress."

    "His cousins girlfriend showed up in the same dress and she was SO mad that she went and changed."

    "I will never understand being upset when someone is wearing the same thing as you.'

    "Did you really think that your shirt you bought off the rack is going to be unique to you?"

    "No."- mertsey627

    Seeing Red! Or Blue In This Case...

    "The blue of the balloons wasn't quite the same as the bridesmaid's sashes."

    "Years ago my wife and I attended a wedding."

    "It was very low key."

    "The dinner was in the dining hall at the university where the couple met, cinder block walls and all."

    "It was a Baptist wedding - no booze and very serious."

    "The dark blue balloons attempting to liven up the hall were a slightly darker shade of blue than the sashes on the bridesmaid's dresses."

    "The bride lost here sh*t and absolutely raved for nearly an hour."

    "I can't remember how they finally managed to talk her down."- mechant_papa

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    See You In Court!

    "Rich neighbors who end up in expensive court battles because they disagree about where a tree can be planted or whether the color of a fence fits in with the street’s 'amenity'."

    'These disputes get really heated and rack up huge lawyers’ bills."

    "The most pathetic part is after the judgement when they are arguing about who should pay the other party’s costs."

    "Lots of affidavits filed citing the 'emotional distress' they had to endure, or painting themselves as brave warriors who were forced to take a stand to fight for 'justice'."

    "Also lots of pompous litigants insisting that the judge refer to them by their 'Dr' title."

    "An absolutely insane dumpster fire of entitled rich people problems."- ElectrocRaisin

    It's Always People With Money Who Don't Want To Pay!

    "I work in a public library."

    "People will get so so mad if they have to be put on a wait list for a book."

    "A popular book that just came out."

    "Ok our services are not only free but so are the books."

    "You’re welcome, a**holes."- Switchbladekitten

    A Warm Butt Is A Happy Butt!

    "My own."

    "We have a bidet toilet seat (Fabulous! Everyone should have one!) and not only does it wash your bum and blow dry it, but the seat's heated!"

    "It's shocking how much a heated toilet seat makes the whole process more agreeable."

    "Except: We had a power outage and I went to use the toilet and the seat was cold!"

    "Unacceptable!"

    "This shall not stand!"

    "I was really upset because it didn't feel good."

    "Then I stopped and thought: This is the most first-world problem anyone's ever had."

    "I was really pissed because my heiny was tepid."

    "I got over it."- DeathGrover

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    Holy Matrimony!

    "Weddings are a gold mine for this question."

    "People get so hyped up over their 'most important day of their life'."

    "They'll destroy friendships, go into debt, and have crazy expectations."

    "It's not always the couple who go crazy, either."

    "Sometimes, it's the parents or another family member who feels entitled to control the wedding."

    "It's just a party."

    "Be considerate of guests, have plenty of food and drinks, and enjoy it."- magicrowantree

    When Fast Food Isn't Fast Enough...

    "Having to pull off to the side to wait for a drive-thru order to be brought out to you because your food isn't ready and there's a line building up behind you."- demanbmore

    In Case You Don't Think Customer Service Employees Are Undervalued...

    "I was working the return desk at a Target next to a military base so I have so many stories."

    "One of my favorites was a lady who had her baby shower before revealing the gender and was livid that she had received floral newborn diapers when she’s having a boy."

    "It was a huge box of super expensive, all organic diapers, that we didn’t carry and therefore could not return."

    "I cannot accurately express her fury and disgust."

    "How dare either suggest her boy could wear feminine diapers."

    "I suggested she donate them if she didn’t want to use them and she instead threw away the entire box."

    "When she left we pulled it out and threw it in our donate bin."

    "There have also been multiple times where mom’s order massive toys and when we bring them out to the car they get furious that they aren’t wrapped."

    "We don’t offer wrapping services."

    "Here’s the thing, if you don’t want your kids to see the toys you got them for Christmas or their bit to day DON'T BRING THE CHILD WHEN YOU PICK IT UP."

    'I’ve had multiple women scream and curse me out that I had ruined their kids Christmas by bringing the toys they ordered out to the car like they requested."- clever-mermaid-mae

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    Happiest Place On Earth!

    "I used to work for Disney."

    "That in itself should tell you everything."

    "However for fun I'll give you two specific stories one form our tech department and one from my wife who worked bookings."

    "I specifically worked for their call center to help with technical issues with magic band and the website."

    "Suddenly got worse huh?"

    "A right of passage call everyone has at least one story of is the 'Dome call'."

    "Basically there is a subset of Disney Guest (TM) that believes if it rains at Walt Disney world there is someone that will push a button to encapsulate the whole of Disney property in a dome to keep out the rain."

    "I'm not kidding."

    "If this button is not pushed they call our tech department to angrily ask why."

    "My wife worked booking."

    "Pretty much everything including Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique and Pirate's league."

    "These two things did roughly the same thing difference being price and theme."

    "BBB was expensive did more and was focused on princesses, pirates league did a bit less and focused on mermaids and pirates."

    "Lady called up my wife, and got pissed about BBB being booked up (It goes FAAAAST)."

    "Karen: 'Im going to give the phone to my daughter and I want you to tell her how you are ruining her vacation by not letting her do BBB'."

    "Wife proceeds to explain how pirate's league is so much cooler and how she can be a mermaid or pirate and basically gets the kid to start demanding to their parents about how they want to be a mermaid instead of a princess."- trollsong

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    The horror!

    Being booked into a junior suite at Disney World instead of an executive suite!

    It's almost as bad as having no money for groceries, or no food to feed you children...

    Said absolutely no one.


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