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There are certain nightmare scenarios too dramatic and terrifying for most people to even think about. These world-ending catastrophes include nuclear war, massive natural disasters, and PROPOSING AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING.

A woman recently wrote to Slate's "Dear Prudence" section searching for advice. After years of saving up money, she and her now-husband had planned the perfect wedding. But everything seemed to go wrong when her husband's best man/officiant chose to propose to his girlfriend and announce their pregnancy... DURING THE CEREMONY.


Here's the story, as told by the anonymous bride:

My husband and I started dating, got pregnant, had a child, moved in together, bought a house, and got a dog in that order.
Our friends and family have asked us for years why we weren't married yet.
We always pushed it off to build better lives.
We've done really well for ourselves and finally reached a point where we could afford a huge blowout wedding to celebrate our lives with everyone we know and love.
My husband's best friend, "John," was the best man/officiant.
The setting was beautiful, everyone seemed happy, our families were overjoyed.
My mom may have used the phrase hallelujah a few dozen times.
The entire atmosphere felt moving.
So moving in fact that John stopped mid-ceremony to propose to his longtime girlfriend, "Jane," and reveal her pregnancy.
I couldn't even hear the vows my husband wrote or the rest of the ceremony over the noise of Jane's happy sobs, her very surprised family who were also guests, and people seated nearby congratulating her.

Any reader with a polite bone in their body should already be cringing beyond belief.

Even the videographer cut to her frequently during the ceremony, and you can't hear anything over the chatter. When John gave his toast, he apologized for being caught up in the moment, and then proceeded to talk about he and Jane's future with nary a mention of us.

John and his now-fiancée seemed to take over the wedding:

During the reception John and Jane became the primary focus of our guests.
John even went out of his way to ask the band for a special dance for just him and Jane on the dance floor.
I've never been an attention hog, and I wouldn't even have minded if he'd proposed after the ceremony, but weeks later I am still seething.
I am so shocked and angry that I keep asking myself if this is real life.
My husband hasn't spoken to John since the wedding, and our mutual friends think what he did was rude but that my husband should just get over it.
My husband has joked that he'll resume his friendship when John and Jane give him a $40,000 check for "their half of the wedding."
Do you think John's behavior warrants the end of a long-term friendship, or are we angry over nothing?"

The disgruntled bride was asking Prudence whether John's actions warrant the end of a friendship, but Twitter already knew the answer: YES.




Several Twitter users seemed ready to put up their dukes and fight John.





Where were the groomsmen?!


No true friend would be so selfish!

Of course, Prudence took a slightly higher road than most of Twitter (though she did concede a fight may be in order):

A: I think it merits a fight! In between "getting over it" and "never speaking to John again" is the happy medium of "having a difficult conversation with a longtime friend who did something selfish and self-absorbed on your wedding day." He's your husband's best friend, so your husband should tell John just how upset his behavior during your wedding made him. Maybe John will apologize and the two of them can have a meaningful reconciliation and build a better friendship as a result. Maybe John will double down and dismiss your husband's feelings, and things will naturally fall apart between them. Whatever the outcome, there is definitely at least one step in between "seething silently" and "cutting John loose forever," especially since the two of them have been best friends for a long time.

There you have it—honest and open communication is the way to go. And, if that fails, you can always throw John out of your life and find a new, better friend who doesn't do insanely rude things at important events.

H/T - Indy 100, Someecards

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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