There's no better way to take a load off than submerging your entire naked body in several gallons of water mixed with spicy cheese powder, msg and artificial flavors.
One Twitter user not only executed the snack bath, but posted a video.
People did NOT handle it well.
At 1:44am on February 16th, 2020, many people were fast asleep in their comfortable beds, some in a warm home with cold winter air blowing around outside. It was a Saturday, so plenty were dancing in clubs, joining friends in a bar, or attending birthday parties.
But in one corner of the world a human being was neck-deep in a bathtub full of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
omg so needed after this stressful day 😫 https://t.co/n6Q2zxmFwP— een even got no ham on hea (@een even got no ham on hea)1581835499.0
Notice the attention to detail with the color matching glass of Rosé. Jury is still out on whether or not this was a wise pairing.
As a whole, Twitter struggled with this one.
A majority of people simply had no words.
@sp00kynugget https://t.co/AjxsGDbgRT— shock value (@shock value)1581923735.0
@sp00kynugget https://t.co/Y0mVdlj4L3— Daniel 🇳🇬🇺🇸 (@Daniel 🇳🇬🇺🇸)1581969406.0
@sp00kynugget https://t.co/BcjDcg9cQH— Blank (@Blank)1581986577.0
@sp00kynugget https://t.co/XOzbIX7BO0— Mad Mike 😈 (@Mad Mike 😈)1581949056.0
@sp00kynugget sis, i- https://t.co/13SWqaty35— ✿Tყҽ (@✿Tყҽ)1581956621.0
Plenty of folks swallowed their horror and expressed some genuine clinical concern.
@sp00kynugget her immune system response rn: https://t.co/0UIz72s9KC— 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖗 ♥️ (@𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖗 ♥️)1581923577.0
@sp00kynugget Can we have a moment of silence for how bad her yeast infection gonna be?— Miss Mortis (@Miss Mortis)1581921908.0
@sp00kynugget Is ur coochie okay? https://t.co/SHAsNIDLJr— This ain’t the oscars, is it? 🐝 (@This ain’t the oscars, is it? 🐝)1581922070.0
Time for a tangent. It's worth considering the specific ingredients in Flamin' Hot Cheetos. That list may really put her vaginal plight in sharp relief.
With Maltodextrin, Cheddar Cheese, Monosodium Glutemate (aka MSG) and Sodium Diacetate all high on the crunchy snack's ingredient list, one word rules the day: ACID.
That is a lot of acid in a vagina.
This lady very likely has nosedived below the normal 4.5 pH level of a vagina.
So actually, she's not so likely to get a yeast infection, which occurs when the pH goes up above 7.
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She's gonna be approaching lemon juice status in there.
This has become a full buffet.
Others couldn't help but fixate on the logistics of @sp00kynugget's stunt.
@sp00kynugget You for the next hour https://t.co/5cUpoaD0us— MsMegane (@MsMegane)1581922100.0
After this post blew up, @sp00kynugget took the opportunity to cash in on the attention.
also if u wanna help me get a boob job hi $frickincanuck 🥺🍈— een even got no ham on hea (@een even got no ham on hea)1581963383.0
Unfortunately, the research is a bit thinner for the impacts of Flamin' Hot Cheetos coming in direct contact with artificial breasts
One thing is for certain, though.
Chester Cheeto HOLDS UP.
Looks like we'll never know if the Cheeto Bather turned red like the fireman in the commercial though.