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There's no better way to take a load off than submerging your entire naked body in several gallons of water mixed with spicy cheese powder, msg and artificial flavors.

One Twitter user not only executed the snack bath, but posted a video.

People did NOT handle it well.


At 1:44am on February 16th, 2020, many people were fast asleep in their comfortable beds, some in a warm home with cold winter air blowing around outside. It was a Saturday, so plenty were dancing in clubs, joining friends in a bar, or attending birthday parties.

But in one corner of the world a human being was neck-deep in a bathtub full of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Notice the attention to detail with the color matching glass of Rosรฉ. Jury is still out on whether or not this was a wise pairing.

As a whole, Twitter struggled with this one.

A majority of people simply had no words.





Plenty of folks swallowed their horror and expressed some genuine clinical concern.



Time for a tangent. It's worth considering the specific ingredients in Flamin' Hot Cheetos. That list may really put her vaginal plight in sharp relief.

With Maltodextrin, Cheddar Cheese, Monosodium Glutemate (aka MSG) and Sodium Diacetate all high on the crunchy snack's ingredient list, one word rules the day: ACID.

That is a lot of acid in a vagina.

This lady very likely has nosedived below the normal 4.5 pH level of a vagina.

So actually, she's not so likely to get a yeast infection, which occurs when the pH goes up above 7.

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She's gonna be approaching lemon juice status in there.

This has become a full buffet.

Others couldn't help but fixate on the logistics of @sp00kynugget's stunt.

After this post blew up, @sp00kynugget took the opportunity to cash in on the attention.

Unfortunately, the research is a bit thinner for the impacts of Flamin' Hot Cheetos coming in direct contact with artificial breasts

One thing is for certain, though.

Chester Cheeto HOLDS UP.

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Looks like we'll never know if the Cheeto Bather turned red like the fireman in the commercial though.

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