Every year, people unite for one day just to screw with people. Spring has begun, and moods are generally positive. April Fool's Day is an opportunity to knock it all down. Don't waste it.
aab1020 asked: We are now less than 45 days from April Fool's Day. What 'long con' pranks should be started around now?
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