I'm sorry I have nothing smart to say about Trump. He doesn't exactly inspire intelligence. - Jess Bradlee.
1/25.
"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
The View, 2006
2/25.
"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."
Disputed attribution, published in 'Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump'
3/25.
"I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
New York Times, 1999
4/25.
"Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision."
Trump's very own Tweet.
5/25.
"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."
Twitter.
6/25.
"If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"
ET Interview
7/25.
"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"
Twitter.
8/25.
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people."
Presidential announcement speech, June 16, 2015
9/25.
"You're disgusting." - (To a lawyer who asked for a medical pump to pump breast milk for her baby.)
NY Daily News
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10/25.
"I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
Presidential Announcement Speech
11/25.
"I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks."
The Atlantic
12/25.
"Laziness is a trait in blacks."
Disputed attribution, published in 'Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump'
13/25.
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."
Twitter.
14/25.
(While talking about 9/11) "I was down there, and I watched out police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down."
Snopes.
15/25.
"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."
Wall Street Journal
16/25.
"Who knows?" When asked if he would start a war with China as president.
New York Times interview, March 25, 2016
17/25.
"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
Twitter.
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18/25.
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."
In response to Spy magazines go-to qualifier of Trump as a short-fingered vulgarian, - Page Six
19/25.
"A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don't have an advantage or this and that... if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black."
The R.A.C.E., NBC
20/25.
"I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist."
EOnline
21/25.
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
Twitter.
22/25.
The U.S. will invite El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord who just escaped prison, to become a U.S. citizen because our "leaders" can't say no!
Twitter.
23/25.
"Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."
Washington Times
24/25.
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
Twitter.
25.
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful piece of ass."
HuffPost
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"What was normal when you were a kid, but you never see anymore?"
Honestly... Rude then, Rude Now!
"Showing up to someoneâs house without a text or call."- lpkrew
Walking In Season 2 GIF by FriendsGiphyBefore There Was Bluetooth...
"Cassette tape innards strung out along the highway, glimmering in the sunlight."- bigolfurryhead
No More Second Hand Smoke!
"Parents smoking in a car with kids with the windows rolled up."- WonderfulEmergency77
"Everybody smoked everywhere. At restaurants, the office, airports, everywhere."
"There's a picture of my grandma holding me as a baby in one hand and a cigarette in the other."
"Nobody thought that was the least bit strange."- MeghanFI
mothers day smoking GIFGiphyNow We Have Google!
"Using a set of 20 y/old encyclopedias as reference for my homework."
"JFK is president!"- ResplendentAmore
It Got Them Off Shelves...
"Toys in the cereal box"- NightDreamer73
How Sad...
"Fruit bats."
"There used to be a *ton* of them in my neighborhood as a kid and every evening you could look at the sunset as twilight set in and see flocks of bats flying around."
"Apparently, around the time I was in middle school, a fungal disease ravaged the local bat population and they never recovered."
"You never see them anymore."
"Funnily enough though, at the time, a local high school girl had this huge campaign to set up bat feeders to help bolster the local bat population and help them survive the fungal disease by giving them easy access to food."
"Said local girl has since become a federal Park Ranger as an adult and currently works for a state fish and wildlife service."- DoctorWatchamacallit
Now They'll Just Send Them A Text...
"Moms yelling from the front door to their kids to come home for dinner."- sflogicninja
Depending On Your Circle
"People talking about the Bermuda Triangle."- GarconMeansBoyGeorge
Best Not To Give Them Bad Ideas
"Candy Cigarettes."- Mechhammer
They're a dying breed indeed...
"Pay phones and answering machines."- Mondayslasagna
phone call mall GIF by South Park GiphyEven Printers Are Uncommon, Thanks to PDFs...
"Computer paper filled with lightly printed numbers and it had tear-off sides."
"My dad used to bring lots of it home for us kids to draw on."- reverendgrebo
...what were you watching?...
"Quicksand in movies and TV shows."- kzab81
Well That's Poignant
"Fireflies."
'I swear I saw them every year, in our back yard or when we went camping etc."
"Now I never see them no matter where I am, except for a few nights in the summer of '21 after I moved to a new house."
"It was so nice to see them again."- ModernCivilWar
North America Lights GIF by BBC AmericaGiphySadly, Not Because People Started Reading Maps...
"Printing out directions from Map Quest."- Keone_710
To think there was actually a time when we couldn't say "I'll text again when I'm close" and had to ask a friend to record a movie or tv show we wanted to watch.
Simpler times...
