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I'm sorry I have nothing smart to say about Trump. He doesn't exactly inspire intelligence. - Jess Bradlee.



1/25.

"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

The View, 2006

2/25.

"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."

Disputed attribution, published in 'Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump'

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3/25.

"I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

New York Times, 1999

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4/25.

"Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision."

Trump's very own Tweet.

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5/25.

"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."

Twitter.

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6/25.

"If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"

ET Interview

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7/25.

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

Twitter.

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8/25.

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people."

Presidential announcement speech, June 16, 2015

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9/25.

"You're disgusting." - (To a lawyer who asked for a medical pump to pump breast milk for her baby.)

NY Daily News

To put this into context, Donald Trump said this to the opposing lawyer during a court case when she asked for a medical break to pump breast milk for her three-month-old daughter.
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10/25.

"I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Presidential Announcement Speech

11/25.

"I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks."

The Atlantic

12/25.

"Laziness is a trait in blacks."

Disputed attribution, published in 'Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump'

13/25.

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."

Twitter.

14/25.

(While talking about 9/11) "I was down there, and I watched out police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down."

Snopes.

15/25.

"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."

Wall Street Journal

16/25.

"Who knows?" When asked if he would start a war with China as president.

New York Times interview, March 25, 2016

17/25.

"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."

Twitter.


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18/25.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

In response to Spy magazines go-to qualifier of Trump as a short-fingered vulgarian, - Page Six

19/25.

"A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don't have an advantage or this and that... if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black."

The R.A.C.E., NBC

20/25.

"I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist."

EOnline

21/25.

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Twitter.

22/25.

The U.S. will invite El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord who just escaped prison, to become a U.S. citizen because our "leaders" can't say no!

Twitter.

23/25.

"Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."

Washington Times

24/25.

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Twitter.

25.

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful piece of ass."

HuffPost


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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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