"What can eff off?" –– This was today's burning question from Redditor bobbster574 and it's safe to say that the answer to this is plenty.

You see, there's no shortage of things out there that annoy the hell out of us. There's a recent viral meme that I love because it proudly declares, "I hate going out in public because the people be there." It speaks to me.

But there's more out there to get on our nerves than just people. SADLY.


"Bees only sting you..."

Horseflies. Bees only sting you if you mess with them. Wasps sting you if you get too close. Horseflies will chase your ass to the next town over just to bite you.

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"It's a scam..."

Ads about $350 dollar surveys on Instagram. It's a scam and it's annoying as hell.

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"YouTube..."

YouTube turning your whole recommendation page into a topic you've watch two videos of.

Quantum_Cucumber408

"I miss..."

Light pollution. I miss the night sky.

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"Coworkers..."

Coworkers who act like they're superiors/managers.

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"People..."

People that stick gum underneath the underside of tables or litter literally anywhere.

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"Not even telemarketers..."

Not even telemarketers, but the scam callers. A lot of people call you like fake Apple call centers asking you to login because of "security reasons" or whatever.

Adrenaline_Junkie

"Especially the ones..."

Scientologists.

Especially the ones recruiting where my doctor's office is. It's a couple of blocks from the HQ in LA.

Thankfully they wear outfits that look like ushers at a movie theater back in the 50s. and are easy to spot.

heathersfield

"Can't it just..."

The human body's need to save EVERY GODDAMN CALORIE it can get hold of. Can't it just start realizing when enough is enough and pass the rest on?

Liagala

"Retired people..."

Retired people that have the whole week to go the supermarket and still go Saturday making the rest of the people wait more.

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Sometimes I think back to a teacher I had when I was a kid who demanded to know whether any of us were "raised in a barn" in response to crappy behavior. Namely littering. She hated littering. Can you blame her? It's a horrible habit and some people do it with no sense of shame. She dedicated much of her time to telling students to pick up after themselves and dispose of things properly. For that, I'm thankful.

But why didn't anyone else get the memo? The trash I see on the streets is obscene.

People had lots of thoughts to share after Redditor SneakyStriedker876 asked the online community,

"What seemingly uncivilized thing is commonplace in society?"
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I love presents. I try to hide my enthusiasm, and I do my best to appease the greater public by saying "it's the thought that counts." But that is a WHOLE lie. I don't just love gifts, I love great gifts. And if you go rogue from my lists, please keep a receipt. It's just plain rude to divert from what the recipient has requested.

This thought process has emerged from experience. I have received some trash presents over the years and now I'm too old to pretend you just went crazy while shopping. Like... "do you even know me?!"

Redditor u/sulemannkhann wanted to hear all about the presents some of us have received that we prayed, came with a receipt, by asking:

What's the worst birthday gift you ever got?
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I'm still on the fence about this whole extraterrestrial situation. I need more proof. Now I'm not naive enough to think that in this vast, endless universe only the human race exists. I just need proof, tangible, solid, didn't see it from my trailer through beer goggles proof.

I also need proof about the afterlife, another out there topic. Truth be told, I've never been that into this whole conversation. I've got enough daily problems on this planet, let alone worrying about making Will Smith's biggest hits into documentaries and not just popcorn/comedy space farce.

But let's compare thoughts...

Redditor u/ValencikHannibal197 wanted to discuss life beyond this planet, what do we really think? They asked:

What's the best theory on UFOs or aliens you've ever heard??
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Life is full of suspicions and theories that we'll never be able to prove in concrete but are just obvious. I'm not talking about wild conspiracy, but thoughts that make sense without a shadow of a doubt. Just lacking tangible evidence. Which can sound like wild conspiracy.

Think about aliens, ghosts, unsolved murders, all situations we know we have validation, but... do we have solid receipts? The everlasting issue. Let's break it all down.

Redditor u/Lazy-Ape wanted to dive into what we know deep down are facts, no matter what others say, by asking:

What are you convinced is true but cannot prove?
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