Who doesn't love a good joke?
And one needn't be a professional comedian to always have a joke in their back pocket to make people laugh.
Particularly as there are certain types of jokes which are almost always guaranteed to elicit at least a tiny chuckle.
They could be knock-knock jokes, "little johnny" jokes, and of course the "yo mamma" jokes.
Though always teetering on the boundaries of good taste, the possibilities of jokingly insulting the mother of a friend, or foe, are endless, and more often than not, hilarious.
Redditor nobody-and-68-others was eager to hear the funniest "you mamma" jokes people have ever heard, leading them to ask:
"What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got?"
Yo mamma's so fat...
"yo mamma so fat she wakes up in sections."- LolCoca
"Yo mama so fat when I had a threesome with her I never met the other guy."- 1nzlocky
"Your mama so fat, her memory foam mattress wish it could forget."- cuirboy
Fat GIFGiphy...How fat Is she?
"Yo mama's so fat she outweighs the needs of the many."- BenefitsCustardbatch·
"Yo mama’s so fat that every time she turns around, it’s her birthday."- Amphibutter·
Yo mamma's so ugly...
'Yo mama so ugly, criminals break into her house just to close the curtains."- Cap_the_pro
"Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't."- lukeedbnash
"Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves."- SolHalcyon
the emperors new groove hangover GIFGiphyThis could have so many meanings...
"The earth was flat until they buried yo mama."- jaymo54
Fat AND Ugly?
"Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, the stock market drops."
"Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back."- SophisticatedOtaku
Needless to say, not all jokes are to everyone's taste.
Something to keep in mind when sharing these jokes with others.
Particularly with, "yo mamma", or anyone else's...
Some things never go out of style:
A great black bag
A classic trench
The perfect chocolate cake recipe
"Yo Mamma" jokes...
We have no idea what it is about a perfectly timed "Yo Mamma" joke that always gets a snort-laugh out of people, but it's a genre of comedy people have loved for ages.
Reddit user jackbequikk asked:
"What is your best Yo Mamma joke?"
Let's get into it!
Gas is Expensive
Stop Gas GIF by Adult SwimGiphy"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her with my car, and ran out of gas."
"Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter."
-Mike_TKE
"I just have to say, I have never in my life actually laughed at a yo mama joke. Until today."
-Kyfigrigas
First Edition
"Yo mammas so old she preordered the Bible"
-Llamaman61
"And hers is SIGNED"
-JuliaTheInsaneKid
You're The Joke
GIF by MOODMANGiphy"Yo mama so lazy, she took 9 months to make a joke"
-Zenixx_
"Ok this one hits ya TWICE"
-Suspicious_Grass_951
"No reason to go for the whole team…"
-Vertebrae_Viking
"God damn I felt that"
-Leakerzz
Family Tree
"Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree"
-chris3i
"Yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family tree"
-JustTheTipAgain
I Know, I Know, I Know...
"Yo mama so fat if Bill Withers wrote a song about her it would be called 'Ain't No Sunshine When She's Here'."
-Iateyourpaintings
"Legendary"
-enchoosar
"This might be my favorite one-line joke, ever."
-Witness_me_Karsa
"This one deserves everything."
-Aluntiid
Sneak Attack
Sneaking Out Daffy Duck GIF by Looney TunesGiphy"I don't like Yo Mamma jokes. They are stupid and everyone does them."
"Just like Yo Mamma"
-ZenEngineer
"Damn! Kids, this is known as the 'sneak attack'."
-JayHat21
This List
"Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder"
"Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper"
"Yo mama so old when she was a kid rainbows were still in black and white"
"Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to conclusions"
"Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves"
-smileyface123456789
Hashtag Physics
Uc Santa Barbara Physics GIF by KITPGiphy"I actually made a quiz question that ended up circulating the web. Yo mama's so fat objects 5 m away accelerate at 1 m/s2."
-fritz236
"You get the technical award"
-jackbequikk
"Can't tell whether this is for a physics quiz or a sociology quiz"
-ShortBusRide
"Wouldn’t this be 'dense' rather than 'fat?' Hashtag physics"
-vleester
Wait, Accio A Slice?
"Yo mamma's so fat, her Patronus is a cake."
-Solkahn
"I am f-ing HOWLING"
-ds_arcanine
"Moaning Myrtle aint got nothing on the sound that came out of me when I read that. lol"
- [Reddit]
A Classic
Season 8 What GIF by Brooklyn Nine-NineGiphy"Your mother’s breasts sag so severely that they were mistaken for a painting by the late surrealist artist, Salvador Dali."
-aaronjaffe
"The Persistence of Mammaries."
-CarbsAre4Cows
"Captain Raymond Holt was easily the funniest character on that show"
-KypDurron
As a mom, you all need to know that I laughed so hard that I woke up my dog at the 'running out of gas' one.
But also cried a little bit cause gas is like $5 a gallon where I am right now.
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