Sometimes it seemed like all the rules of high school were more likely designed to make teenagers used to obedience than anything else.
Anybody who passed through the chaotic hallways and droning class sessions of four high school years will be familiar with the realization that the logic behind a school rule is shaky at best.
<p>And even more often, the logic is downright bizarre. </p><p>These rules often serve as an apt illustration of just how out of touch school administrations are with their student bodies. They often prevent something that's not even the true problem, or they're utterly ineffective at creating a desire outcome. </p><p>Some Redditors gathered to recall their high school's most ridiculous examples of these regulations. </p><p>hayley0528 asked, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">"Students of Reddit, what was the weirdest rule your school ever had?"</a></p>
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<p>As you'll no doubt remember, clothes are a hot topic in high school. </p><p>Teenagers are driven to experiment, strive for attention, or adapt to the weather of the conditions around. Schools evidently strive to keep all that behavior in a tight box. </p><p>But sometimes that box takes a pretty wacky form. </p>
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School Pride?
<p>"During summer you had to bring and wear a school hat during break, if you forgot your hat you had to sit inside, and if you were caught playing on the field with no hat you would get detention. </p><p>"I was around 13 at the time and its not even that hot were I live."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gofzlxb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">tinfoilhat17</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Not Chill At All
<p>"We had to wear matching underwear in baby blue or white. They would make us kneel down and then they would look down the back of our dress to check." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogvt3c?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Bucketlist074</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"that's sus as fu**" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/goh5r0m?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">ae64k</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Sounds like sexual harassment" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gohsyek?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Subject_Candy_8411</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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A Shoddy Grasp of Botany
<p>"In our school shirts with the Canadian flag were forbidden for a year or so because the principal decided that it looked like marijuana. Never affected anyone as far as I know but it surely was weird."</p><p>"Also they forbid shirts with text on them for big test and final exams as students kept printing solutions on them."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogphhq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Forsaken_Hope_7842</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Other rules seem wildly specific and borderline unnecessary. They attempt to outlaw some very rare occurrence, so a casual observer will find them absurd. </p><p>But these rules always come with a story. </p>
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Trying Out Swears
<p>"This rule sounds weird without context, but in 5th grade we were banned from playing Red Rover."</p><p>"In context, it was because kids would shout profanities like 'red rover, red rover, send a wh*re over' or something like that"</p><p><span></span>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gog6ahk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">PonkingtonHeights</a></p>A Fair Expectation
<p>'' 'It is not allowed to intoxicate school staff with the use of illegal substances.' "</p><p>"2 weeks prior, a student thought it was funny to spike a teacher's coffee with XTC."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gog1weu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Sparrow_Kowalski</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Sounds Like a Satire of the Midwest
<p>"I grew up in small town USA in the Midwest."</p><p>"We were banned from saying the word 'corn' because some bullies were using it to tease the farming kids."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogq2q1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">a_Speck_o_Dust</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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From a Great Height
<p>"We had balconies, think opera style ones, you could watch school plays from and all that. They looked over the primary school building, but we were in middle school."</p><p>"We were not allowed to even stand near them, pissed everyone off because they were the coolest place ever."</p><p>"Why? Because someone took minerals from geography class and threw them at the heads of primary school teachers."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogb5c2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">premeditiomalorum</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
<p>And some Redditors brought up the relatively common rules many of us are likely familiar with. You may have even had similar regulations at your school. </p><p>But again, the flaws in logic were easy to see and point out. </p>
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Not Universally Enforced
<p>"In our school it was not allowed to talk in any other language except in English or otherwise they would fine us 10 bucks every time they found someone speaking in any other language."</p><p>"The irony is, our teachers spoke in the native language, our principal spoke in native language and even our subjects despite being printed in English were thought in native language."</p><p>"So the question is, do we owe the school the fine or they owe us."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogo1uw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">boomboomboom97</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Freedom Fighter
<p>"I went to a religious middle school and the genders were very segregated. There was 2 different stairwells, boys and girls couldn't be on the same one."</p><p>"My siblings went to the same middle school years before me and back then it was worse and the boys/girls weren't even in the same classrooms, they'd be on different floors."</p><p>"They even had a boys only soccer team and a girls only field hockey team, but those rules went out the window when I got my parents to complain and get me on the field hockey team."</p><p>"I'm forever known as the kid who fought for equality in that school lol"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/gogfs2b?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">AdApprehensive4732</a></p>No Tans There
<p>"My school was very strict about uniform which was strange considering what they missed compared to the measures they took. I'd hazard a guess towards about 40% of all students wearing skinny jeans instead of the school trousers we were supposed to wear."</p><p>"While the year after I left, anyone with a tan was asked to bring in evidence of a holiday (there's no sun in Wales) kids with makeup were given wipes to clean it off and were sent home if they didn't and girls with skirts too high would have them pulled down by teachers."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lqe1v5/students_of_reddit_what_was_the_weirdest_rule/goglggn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Dream_Lands</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p><br></p><p>Now go back and recall your time in high school. Perhaps there were some real doozies that made absolutely no sense whatsover. </p><p>Or maybe they did make perfect sense, but only to your high school's small corner of the world. </p><p>Want to "know" more? Never miss another big, odd, funny, or heartbreaking moment again. Sign up for the Knowable newsletter <a href="https://mailchi.mp/knowable/knowable-newsletter-in-content" target="_blank">here</a>. </p>
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People Share The Absolute Craziest Rules In Their Homeowner's Association Agreement
February 18 | 2021
For those looking to live within a Homeowner's Association's jurisdiction – whether it's a house in a community, or a unit in a condominium – specific rules imposed by the HOA can be downright ridiculous.
<p>Potential buyers who become aware of demanding HOA rules like maintaining manicured lawns "twice a week" can easily elicit a hard "no" response. </p><p>Basically, if the neighborhood you're considering to live in looks like Wisteria Lane from <em>Desperate Housewives</em>, do a 180. Otherwise, you'll have your work cut out for you.<br></p><p><strong>Curious to hear from homeowners on the internet, Redditor <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/imback91/" target="_blank">imback91</a> asked:</strong><br></p><blockquote><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">"People in HOAs: what's the dumbest rule in your Home Owners Association agreement?"</a></blockquote> <img alt="" src="https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/img/renderTimingPixel.png">
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Petty Things
<p>These Redditors complained of strict rules that may have been temporary inconveniences. </p><p>But perhaps the biggest grievance applied towards an unsympathetic HOA president.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The "Eyesore"
<p>"House in the neighborhood caught fire. Luckily everyone was okay (they had small children), but the fire burnt a hole in the side of the house."</p><p>"While waiting for it to be repaired, the family covered the hole with a blue tarp to prevent rain from getting in and causing more damage."</p><p>"HOA fined them because the tarp was an 'eyesore.'"</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnolx9f?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">L_bird</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Callous
<p>"The president of our HOA came to wish me well when both of my parents died (I lived with them, I was 18). Literally the next day he sent me a fine for forgetting to bring the trash cans in. I drew a middle finger on the paper and sent it back to them and then proceeded to park my car on the lawn until I was able to sell the house. Never did pay that fine or the fines they sent me for having cars on the lawn lol. I know I'm petty."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnpxmcc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Russkiyfox</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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That's Just Garbage
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Power Trip
<p>Some rules have no rhyme or reason for existing. Like fining people if they don't mow their lawns TWICE A WEEK or for not mowing lawns THAT DON'T EXIST. </p><p>Must be HOA presidents who are hungry with power.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Buyer Turnoffs
<p>"When we were looking for a house, I was pretty against homes in HOAs, but I'd still look and wanted the bylaws available so I could see if they were something I could live with if I really liked the house. Like our last house we rented was in an hoa and the rules were basically 'keep the grass decently mowed, don't park cars or campers anywhere not paved, animals outside of a fenced area need to be on a leash. Thanks!' So yeah, normal things."</p><p>"We found a home we really really liked, but the hoa rules were absurd. Like you had to mow the yard 2x a week between the months of April-October but no mowing after 5pm (because noise) trash can't be taken out before 8am and must be back in the garage by 10 am on wednesdays, no food smokers without prior approval, all grills must be gas and have approval, no cars in driveways longer than 15 minutes" it was insane. No thank you."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnotill?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Pm_me_baby_pig_pics</a></p>
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Christmas Has A Cut-Off
<p>"My parents HOA is stupid strict. Can't have any holiday decorations up past the first week of Jan. My mom pulled a Clark Griswold and broke her ankle falling off a ladder putting up decorations before the holidays so a wreath was left on the front door longer than allowed. They got a letter with a picture and a threat of fine."</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>"A few summers later they and some of their neighbors decided to stick it to the man. They got a flock of plastic lawn flamingos and planted them in one of their yards. Whenever the HOA would send a letter the flock migrated to another yard. Kept it up for about a month and a half."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp1gd8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">wherestheiguana</a></p>
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Mowing Without A Lawn
<p>"The first month in our townhouse, we got a notice that we had not mowed our lawn and were in danger of being fined. <em>We didn't have a lawn.</em> The entire yard was covered in topsoil, seed, and straw. The 'lawn' turned out to be a single weed that was growing up in the shade of a bay window."</p><p>"I didn't pull it. I tied it to a stake and told them it was our garden."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnov5zr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gruneun</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Exercise Curfew
<p>"Can't take a walk after 8PM."</p><p>"Reason?"</p><p>"People's dogs bark and apparently this is others' fault for walking outside..."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnohdw8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wit-wat-4</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Aesthetics
<p>These HOA community rules for maintaining a sense of uniformity were scoffed at as they were created to benefit HOA presidents.</p>The Second Coat
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Matching Fences
<p>"The fences on your property must all be the same color, and match the adjoining fences of the neighbors property. The community was planned single-family houses with fences between houses. Looking from the street it went House-fence-house-fence-house-.... I was in the middle of the row and had a shared fence with both neighbors, that each had their own color. I got a violation notice the same week I moved."</p><p>"If I painted my fences to match each other, at least one of my neighbors wouldn't have matched theirs on the other side. This would have sent a cascade of violations down the street."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnoyylf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">burghguy3</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Keeping Up With Appearances
<p>"Not allowed to park pick up trucks in the drive way with two exceptions: the Cadillac EXT and the Lincoln Blackwood. These were described as luxury vehicles. The HOA president also drove an EXT so he basically exempted himself from the rules."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnno9nc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">bolivar-shagnasty</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Some Shady Business
<p>"Everyone in my neighborhood was fined for having 'dirty roofs.' Seriously, they claimed that everyones roofs were dirty and made the neighborhood look bad. It's not like they were covered in mold or anything, hell idk how a roof is even dirty but 268 of the 284 houses in my neighborhood were fined $75 for it. We found out later that the HOA president started a power washing business and likely just wanted to drum up some business. He was impeached because of it and none of us even paid the fines."</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>"<strong>Edit:</strong> I've replied in the comments with this a few times but it should be noted; power washing asphalt shingles will ruin them. It's strips them bare and you'd have to replace them as a result. The HOA presidents son conveniently owned a roofing company, which was 1 of the 2 that were approved by the HOA to work in the neighborhood. So after he would have ruined your roof and made money from that, you'd have to hire his son to replace your roof."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnouer0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">ElMuchoDingDong69420</a></p>
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"The Issues"
<p>Why can't HOA's just stick to what's important? They act like members of Congress, don't they? There are far more pressing matters but you want to focus on the trivial. SMH!</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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"Work Vehicles"
<p>I remember a story about an HOA that told a resident he was not allowed to have a pickup truck because of the ban on "work vehicles" in the bylaws. There was no contractor or business sign on it, the truck was a personal vehicle. The HOA wouldn't budge. He went out and bought an old station wagon that he painted camouflage and stuck a picture in the back window of his brand new shiny pickup truck with a sign that said, "The HOA will allow me to have this car, but not this truck in my driveway." The bylaws were amended shortly to allow non-commercial pickup trucks. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnpsubj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">tacknosaddle</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Go Away?
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Hush little baby...
<p>Friend of mine lived in a building that didn't allow vacuuming between the hours of 1-3pm; the time of the HOA president's child's nap time. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp38ba?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Lorraine367</a></p><p>Here's your fine for vacuuming.</p><p>I wasn't vacuuming,</p><p>Yes you were I have a recording of it.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_18" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>I assure you I was no vacuuming, I was at work all day, and I live alone.</p><p>Then why did I hear a vacuum going inside your apartment</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp38ba?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"></a>I set up a 2 hour long track of vacuum sounds to play automatically from 1pm to 3pm. They say music is good for plant growth, and my cactus hasn't done much recently so I though maybe it liked vacuums, have a good evening. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnqesod?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Villain_of_Brandon</a></p>
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I Love Flowers
<p>We have a landscaping committee. If you want to plant flowers, they must be approved by the committee before you plant them. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnoxd4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Actuaryba</a></p><p>I have this rule as well.<br>When I moved in I noticed a bare spot in the landscaping facing my house. I was wondering what to put there and when I met my neighbour next to me I asked about what we were allowed to put there.<br>"Oh, nothing.... you're not allowed to add anything to the landscaping."<br>"Can... I put a potted tree or something there?"<br>"No. If you're really torn up about it though, you can e-mail the strata."<br>"Oh, do you have their e-mail?"<br>"It's mine. Here."<br>"..." </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnotgbe?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">FlatteredPawn</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_20" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The Cul-de-Sac
<p>This is stupid for how we were asked to handle it....</p><p>HOA covenant says trash cans can't be visible from street. We keep ours at the side of the house like half the neighborhood. You can only see them if you follow the outer edge of the cul-de-sac and are really trying to look for them. And of course that traffic is minimal since it is a cul-de-sac.</p><p>Management company told us put them in garage or behind house. I opted for behind the house where the entire freaking neighborhood can see since we back up to the main road into and out of the neighborhood. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnthqr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">3McChickens</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_21" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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So many colors...
<p>My parents moved into an HOA a few years ago. I lived with them temporarily. One day, someone from the HOA went around to every house with a color palette of shades of white that were acceptable for mailboxes to be painted in. If the white paint on a mailbox didn't exactly match one of the shades of white on their color palette, the mailbox had to be repainted, at the expense of the homeowner. My parents had to repaint their white mailbox so its shade of white was acceptable. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gno3wof?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Spookiest_Meow</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_22" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I prefer Red...
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Cat's Meow
<p>Not my HOA, but when we were condo-hunting we looked at one community that had a change log for their house rules. They'd been amended from no pets to allowing one cat per unit, and then two weeks later back to no pets. <em>What did that cat do? </em></p><p><em>- </em><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnozujj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Victoria_AE</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_24" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Not Without my Camper!
<p>My parents live in an HOA neighborhood. It didn't have a ton of rules or restrictions so they moved in. One of their main rules is you can't have a camper visible from the street.</p><p>In the county they live in you can't have a camper parked in front of the house (basically the front door is considered the front of the house). They knew this going into the house so first month they had poured a drive way addition that ran to the side of their house and into the back yard. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_25" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Their house is at the end of the street so you can only see this camper I'd you walk into their side yard.</p><p>One HOA sent my dad a pic that someone took standing in his yard. He copied the county's trespassing laws and gun defense laws to a letter and forward it to the HOA.</p><p>He hasn't heard from them since then. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp42rp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">WillieMunchright</a></p>
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"True Meaning"
<p>Isn't a neighborhood supposed to be welcoming? That is the whole point of community no? I feel like an HOA should be a band of merry peeps trying to keep the neighborhood happy for all. Who twisted the meaning? </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_27" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Battle of the Pigeons
<p>Not necessarily a rule, but my HOA has been having a never ending battle with pigeons since I bought my condo 5 years ago. Their latest plan was to leave trays of poison seeds all over the complex (on the ground, no less). This resulted in a pigeon corpses appearing all over the complex with no noticeable decrease in the amount of pigeons hanging around. After a huge storm blew the trays over, it also resulted in everyone being afraid to walk their dogs for fear of ingesting poison. A+ work HOA.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_28" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p><strong><em>Edit-</em> </strong>INFO- This post inspired me to go back through my HOA emails to refresh myself on the situation. The poison was put out by a pest company. I did some research on the matter out of curiosity. Apparently in Arizona, pigeons are not protected & it is legal to kill them, but use of poison is highly discouraged due to our large protected birds program. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnohvyv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"> obernewtyn16</a></p>
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"Hedge" your bets...
<p>I have hedges in the front yard. There's dirt under them because you know, plants grow from dirt. HOA comes by and says we absolutely can't have any exposed dirt, including under the shrubs. I didn't even know what I was supposed to do about that?? I just poured mulch over the dirt under the shrubs. They haven't said anything so I think that was the right thing to do. It definitely looks worse than just the plain dirt.</p><p>Wildest thing is that it was just the dirt under the shrubs for a literal decade. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gno1sha?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Kuneria</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_30" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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In the Dark
<p>At my parent's house growing up, you weren't allowed to have the garage door open and illuminated after dark for 1) aesthetics and 2) bears. We got cited because we were packing for a camping trip, bringing things from the garage to the car in the driveway. When we pointed out how dumb that was, they said we could have done it without violating the agreement if we'd <em>loaded the car in the dark. </em></p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnty1j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Morall_tach</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_31" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Only White!
<p>You can't leave your trash cans anywhere visible unless it's trash day. For reasons too difficult to explain, it's almost impossible to get the cans in the back yard, so we had them at the side of the house (in the shade, practically invisible unless you were standing in our driveway). Fast forward to a letter from the HOA reminding us of that rule and helpfully including a photo of our cans.</p><p>My dad's/stepmom's condo association told them they had to get rid of a potted plant on their front porch because it clashed with their front door. Their WHITE front door. No colors clash with white! </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gno9ile?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">BarracudaImpossible4</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_32" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The Insiders
<p>Window washers hired by homeowners <em>must</em> be chosen from an approved list of window-cleaning businesses by the HOA. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnntw1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Back2Bach</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnntw1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"></a>Somebody is getting a kickback from that rule. </p><p><span></span>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnp522?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">B**chy_Ghost</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_33" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I Spy
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The Welcome Note
<p>I recently started renting a house in an HOA community. One of the first pieces of mail I received was from the HOA telling me that my fence had not been approved by the board and the house is in violation of the HOA rules. That was a fun note to get in the first week after uprooting and moving across the country with no money. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnoif8c?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">yawninggourmand79</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_35" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Worse than the Cops
<p>I actually live in a condo now with a pretty chill HOA... the worst place was actually when I lived in an apartment in a town that didn't allow overnight parking. I had to park like 1/4 mile away in a municipal lot but had to have the car moved by 830am. Overnight guests had to be reported to the police so they didn't get ticketed.</p><p>When I busted my knee and was on crutches, I had to get a letter from my doctor faxed to the police dept in order to get special permission to park on the street near my place overnight.</p><p>After having to play "may I have an overnight guest" with the police, an HOA would have to be really nasty to be worse than that. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp1cga?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">questionfear</a></p>
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HOA Karen
<p>When my parents bought the house I grew up in during the early 90's, they got a letter in the mail saying that they hadn't paid their dues for the HOA. They took the letter into the office and asked what fees they were referring to.</p><p>The office lady was really rude and pulled out a piece of paper saying that my parents had signed a contract and they were legally obligated to pay their monthly dues and follow the rules blah blah Karen Karen blah.</p><p>Well, when my parents looked at the sheet they supposedly signed, it wasn't their signatures. Their names, not their signatures. </p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>Someone at the HOA had forged the paperwork, presumably bc they'd forgotten to get it signed. Needless to say, the contract was void and my parents refused to sign a new one. They were one of about 5 houses that they'd done this to in the neighborhood, one of which was our nextdoor neighbors. About 3 houses to this day still don't have signed contracts including theirs, and they get to do whatever the hell they want with their house, to the immense frustration of the HOA. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnorxfw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">puff_pastry_1307</a></p>
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""Find a Hobby"
<p>Some people really need lives. I can totally understand noise issues, ugly horticulture, or bad behavior issues. But people are already paying a ton of money for the house and the land, so why do you need to pinpoint every little personal thing? Are these people's lives that dull or empty?</p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Control
<p>The HOA I'm in currently is controlled 100% by the building company that developed the neighborhood. That control moves to elections once 100% of the plots are developed within the development for residential purposes. The literal last plot currently has a nice looking storage garage for landscaping equipment for the communal areas that the builder maintains. They've maintained control of the HOA for the last ten years.</p><p>They don't pester anyone. The only rules for appearances are that the property must comply with state/county/town codes for appearance, building, and fire code. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp0hf8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"> Misfits9119</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Misfits9119/" target="_blank"></a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Attraction
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Never Before 7
<p>Can't be parked in the same reserved parking space for more than 72 hours. Kinda F'ed up they enforce that during a pandemic.</p><p>Can't park your vehicle with the front or rear bumper sticking over the curb.</p><p>Pick up trucks have to have a bed covering.</p><p>No kids toys, including bikes and scooters can be left outside when not being used.... got a fine for that one when my daughter took a break to eat lunch.<span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>Can't have interior lights on past 10pm without have curtains closed.</p><p>Trash has to be put out behind your car after 9pm the night before it's picked up. It doesn't get picked up until around 7am. No fun when you have to leave before 7. No guidance on where to put it if you don't have a car or have to leave before 7. When asked, they tell me to just take it to the dump myself if I can't follow the rules. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnsnw3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">gsddxxx654</a></p>
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A Rigged Election
<p>Dumbest rule in ours is when they pass something it only requires the majority of people who voted to pass it but to stop it from passing you need a majority of the entire neighborhood.</p><p>So 50 ppl vote and 26 vote for it and it passes but if 26 vote against it, it doesn't count because you need 51% of the 2600 houses in the neighborhood to vote against it. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnop1i2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Flareside</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Damn Leaves
<p>They up everyone's HOA bill if they need to replace a tree or some bushes, well one time our HOA bill was in the 7,000 because they had a tree break one of its limbs, fast forward a few weeks there are about 20 new small trees and the playground got remodeled. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnofx88?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Bell3432785</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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In Violation
<p>I didn't even know about this rule until I sold my townhouse but the HOA had a stipulation that only certain loans could be used to purchase a townhouse. This excluded first time home buyer loans. That stupid rule cost me $8,000. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnoknxd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">eelzelton</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnoknxd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"></a>That sounds like a violation of the fair lending act. I remember years ago I was renting a studio in an apartment complex that was going condo conversion and I contemplated buying. <span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>They had a stipulation that you had to use their financing or pay a $1500 fee if you used your own financing. I worked for a mortgage company and asked about this clause and was told it was illegal to penalize someone for using their own financing. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnosmw2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">blk95ta</a></p>
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Fill the Gaps
<p>Garage doors have to be closed all the way when closed with no gaps. The dumb part is that this rule was added because of me. I used to drive a tow truck and was often on call at night. There was already a rule that commercial vehicles couldn't be parked in the driveway or on the street, okay, fair enough, I'll park it in the garage. It wouldn't quite fit with the boom, so I'd lower the forks down and close the garage door on them. It wasn't too much longer after that everybody got a notice of the rule change and I had to park about a mile away after that. </p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>The really dumb part is that when I confronted one of the board members about it, she claimed that had always been the rule and I knew about it when I moved in. Stuck to her story even when I showed her the letter of the rule change. Eventually, everyone got sick of that kind of crap and elected a new board, but I'd already quit that job so it was a pyrrhic victory at best. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnns8x4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">coprolite_hobbyist</a></p>
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Keep it Bare
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<p>Not me, but my parents--</p><p>- No BBQing between 4-7PM.</p><p>- First-floor curtain must be neutral colors</p><p>- Garage door can only be held open for more than 20 mins at a time unless you have permission (usually only granted if you are doing work around the house).</p><p>I would rather die than live in one of these wastelands. Just full of people who are mind numbing bored so they entertain themselves with petit-facism. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnomqug?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">sorrygirl818</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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"Understanding & Consequences"
<p>I feel like the only way to truly understand an HOA is to join and try and destroy it from within. Infiltration maybe the only key to change. Because some of these places are being run like a communist nation. And we all know how that usually turns out. </p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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We'll Pass
<p>The existence of an HOA was enough to cause my wife and I to pass on buying what would otherwise have been our dream house. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnok9d?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">angryscout2</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnok9d?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"></a>That was at the top of our "absolutely won't live with" list when my husband and I were shopping for our home. We found a dream home, and as soon as we saw the area, my husband literally said, "This will have an HOA for sure." The first thing our realtor said when we met her at the front door was, "There's no HOA here." We bought that house for that and many other reasons. </p><p><span></span>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnohekp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">SensualEnema</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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but it's our heritage...
<p>We got fined every time we were putting out Indian decorations for every celebration. Diwali lamps (tea lights in clay pots) outside our front door were a "fire hazard", chalk and powder driveway decorations that wash away with rain were an "eyesore" (but kids could draw hopscotch blocks), flower garlands during harvest season violated the gardening rules.... but people could put up whatever decorations (including garlands) they wanted for Christmas, Easter and Halloween. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnpba5p?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Command-Cute</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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get your own waiver...
<p>I'm not in one currently, but I was looking at moving into a park with HOA fees earlier this year. No dogs. 1 cat okay, but required a waiver. WTF? You need a waiver for an inside cat? It's a neat way to make you buy a house but still feel like you're under a landlord's eye. Why not ask that if you have an aquarium you can only stock freshwater fish, only two of them, and you need a waiver for a castle. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnopzie?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">march_rogue</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Are you just bored?
<p>My old condo had a rule that forced you to keep your recycling and trash bins against your house in the middle of your carport. This took up space meant for the length of your car/truck. Because of this rule, my extended cab tacoma stuck out into the street, leading to complaints about it sticking out in the street. The 80 year old busy body HOA lady told me I had to park the truck in the adjacent lot, not in my carport. I refused, since my tools would be stolen, then moved my bins into my walled in back patio, and parked my GD truck properly in my carport. Morons. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnof05v?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">DarthHoek</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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by the blade
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No 2 Wheels
<p>Just bought a townhouse.</p><p>First thing I noticed in the rules (written in 1974) was "no motorcycles" but I bought one anyway and haven't heard anything yet so hopefully they realize how dumb and outdated that is. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnpvqj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">scottiebass</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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The Megalomaniac
<p>There is a singular guy who runs the HOA. He doesn't get payed or anything, he just runs it because he's a power hungry moron. There is no legislature, he has complete power to enforce any policies he wants uncontested.</p><p>Right now, he's trying to fly drones through a private company to "map" out the neighborhood, even though it's 2021 and everyone has access to google maps. He's been hesitant though, because the residents have told him that if he flies drones through the neighborhood, they will be shot down regardless of légal repercussions.</p><p>I can't stand the guys he's a slimy "man" on a power trip because in the real world he's a looser. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp5d8b?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">BillyTheSexyRedneck</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Veggie Scandals
<p>We are not allowed plants. It's a golf course but, really? My edgy neighbor planted some basil. So far, so good. We put up with possible fly balls going through our porch while drinking our coffee each morning, I think you could let us grow the occasional freaking tomato. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnopz88?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Doesnotcarrotall</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Reasons and Laws
<p>There's a rule that you can only have a cat if you fill out this absurd amount of paperwork beforehand, and No Dogs. This was a whole big thing. Two months after we moved in the monthly HOA newsletter had an item in it stating that people who had service dogs were allowed to have them because of Reasons and Laws, &c., worded in the most cranky, passive-aggressive phrasing I've ever seen used in a professional setting. It was hilarious. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp34ne?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">hansfish</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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From Within
<p>I joined my board in large part to clean up the rules. Right now, they allow "cars" and prohibit other vehicles including "trucks"</p><p>What's a car? What's a truck? Are we using EPA rules? A specific dictionary? Is a motorcycle a car? This is literally a law school fact pattern that my professor used to introduce interpreting ambiguous laws.</p><p>As far as I can tell, the rule has never been enforced, so after 50 years it's probably waived out of any legal force, but if that's the case, why have it at all? <span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>Same goes for the many references to faxing. I'm 95% sure no one has faxed the HOA anything lately. The rules are pure legalese, which I'm fine with as a lawyer, but most of our residents aren't lawyers, so they shouldn't have to parse through 50 pages of not-even-good legalese to figure out whether they can park an SUV in the HOA. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gno3e1k?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Fadnn6</a></p>
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All for $66?
<p>Not a rule, but still an HOA story. So, I bought my townhouse in July and read my closing paperwork very closely. It said there were no overdue payments to the HOA, but there are 2 $66 payments due in July and November. No problem, I pay them but start to wonder why this isn't just part of the monthly dues. So, Christmas comes around and I check my bank account. I'm missing $66 and my HOA took out my normal dues plus that much. I call them the following Monday and ask what the heck is going on. </p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>They say "the previous owner didn't make his $66 payment in March, so you have to pay it." I say "no, I do not. That should have been disclosed in the closing paperwork. Any payments he didn't make at this point are between you and him. I've made all of my payments for this year, so what you're doing is theft. You're going to give me that $66 back or you'll be hearing from my attorney." I got that money back 3 days later. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnpkuuw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">TheMerk10</a></p>
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More than one thing...
<p>It's not so much one single rule. It's bending their interpretation of the rules to whatever they want and selectively choosing facts to back it up. And then fining you for taking too long when literally half the time is spent waiting for them to respond. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnolk4q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">wasthatlatin</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Shedding Sheds
<p>Bought an older home in an older sub. Builder came in and built new homes around the older homes. A bother but oh well. Then he tried to enforce rules from the newer sub on the older sub. That was not well received at all and we refused to "join." His HOA enforced "no sheds." Many of us in the old section have sheds. One of his houses caught fire in the garage and went up quickly. Fire department said it was because the family had no shed and gasoline, mower etc. were a safety hazard in the garage. </p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnp39q5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">gracefull60</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Be Original...
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<p>Block charter states that the house cannot be modified from its ORIGINAL design that was built in 1986 to include a roof extension either permanent or temporary. We get a severe hailstorm at least once every 2-3 years that causes billions in damage to homes and vehicles. But FORGET THAT we gotta make sure all our houses look similar.</p><p>- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ll6arv/people_in_hoas_whats_the_dumbest_rule_in_your/gnnmwle?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">rapalosaur</a></p>
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<p>Many HOA guidelines are cosmetic-oriented with the aim of preserving the cleanliness and uniformity of the association's zone. </p><p>As you can see, many of these strict HOA guidelines were out of personal interests for the HOA enforcers.</p><p>But hopefully, in exchange for paying HOA fees, residences are provided with killer amenities – not limited to tennis courts. </p><p>Unless residences are required to mow those as well.<br></p>
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Board games are designed carefully by teams of experts. Countless brainstorm sessions are carried out, designs and prototypes are proposed and changed, and plenty of focus groups are consulted along the way.
<p>But all that deliberation stands no chance against one uncle in the midst of a competitive rage episode at family game night. No, for those moments, the family knows what rules are needed. </p><p>Or made up rules can come about for other purposes: maybe to add a little excitement and chaos into the traditional game a family's been playing for years. Maybe dishonesty is rampant among the siblings and a rule is required to keep things in check. </p><p>With so many innovative rules being conceived by families behind clothes doors and hidden on dining room tables, one Redditor thought to ask people to share their best made up board game rules. </p><p>Perhaps you'll find these handy when things become stale, or all-too intense. </p><p>salbaf asked, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">"What is an extra rule your family added to a popular board or card game?"</a><br></p>
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Start On a High Note
<p>"In Scrabble, the person who can make the longest word goes first, highest points breaks a tie. This makes the game more fun by ensuring there are lots of places to play your letters." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtfphl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">mimlitsch</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"I thought this was a legit rule lol my family does this too." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtq75g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">OakSmoke2019</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"That's an amazing rule! Also it would be ideal if they started the word slightly to the left so ensure a more balanced board." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtov6t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">z0rb0r</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The Long Game
<p>"My father in law keeps note of who has wronged him with a series of annotations beside the score when we play cards" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtqg0e?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">8765432109</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Plot twist: it's not to get revenge in-game, it's to give him the longest list at the annual Festivus Airing of the Grievances." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjuidz0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">YVRJon</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"That's amazingly petty and I absolutely love it." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjv4xlt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">DKlurifax</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Corrupt Capitalism
<p>"In monopoly we have a rule that my sister cant be the banker otherwise its like watching Oceans 11" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtpe9o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">graeuk</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Hubby is not allowed to even SIT near the banker, and no one stores any money anywhere near him. If HE suggests we play, we scour the area for hidden money before he sits down." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjuc5di?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">RunnerMomLady</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Piping Down
<p>"In every co-op game (Pandemic, Castle Panic, whatever), there is usually someone who tries to tell everyone what to do. I can accidentally be this person."</p><p>"So, I implemented the 'right hand man' rule. IF the person whose turn it is want advice (IF), they can only get it from the person on their right. Nobody else can say anything."</p><p>"Makes things way more enjoyable."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtp4ep?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">ThrowAwayTheTeaBag</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Unstoppable Bob
<p>"Trouble is a fun little game. Unfortunately, with the wife and son, we only have three players. Four players makes it even more fun, so we have a fourth player we call 'Bob.'"</p><p>"Bob gets the last turn in the cycle. Someone rolls for Bob, and then the three of us agree on what Bob's best move is."</p><p>"It's especially fun when you have to agree that Bob's best move is to take out one of your own pieces."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtoifo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">LockjawTheOgre</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Spicing Things Up
<p>"'The Mugging Rule' in Monopoly."</p><p>"If I land on a space that you are currently occupying, I can choose to mug you. We take turns rolling the dice, if I roll higher, I steal $100, if you roll higher I go to jail."</p><p>--<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtld17?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">garysredditaccount</a></p>The Seat of Wisdom
<p>"In Trivial Pursuit, we have a rule - if the player being asked doesn't know the answer, they can ask the room. The room doesn't actually answer, but they say whether they know the answer or not."</p><p>"If nobody knows the answer, it's considered an invalid question, and another card gets drawn instead. (if someone in the room does know, but the player being asked doesn't, then it's just a plain old 'pass')"</p><p>"My Dad knows a lot of stuff ... I mean, a LOT. When he was a kid he read the Encyclopaedia Britannica for fun. Basically, the rule was born from, 'If even Dad doesn't know the answer, then nobody does and it's a terrible question.'"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtfsx0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">xenchik</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Because Why the Hell Not
<p>"At the end of scrabble you make up a story with all the words on the board. We never looked at the tiles for scores, we just played to get the best words on the board." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtl8bt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">blupidibla</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"We did something similar with Cards Against Humanity. Pick up a card, start the story, go around the table. Got some really weird stories." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjts286?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Snorks43</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Updated to the Modern Era
<p>"Nukes in Risk"</p><p>"If you roll three sixes when attacking you defeat every army on the territory you're attacking into. If you roll three ones, you nuke yourself and lose every army in the territory you're attacking from"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtaz1j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Len-K</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
A Confidence Exercise
<p>"If you say sorry while playing Uno, you pick up 2 cards! Slap that +4 down with authority!"</p><p>"Also, if you have exactly the same card as the one that has just been played, you can jump in and play your duplicate regardless of if it's your turn or not"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtla61?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">jb28737</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Phase 2
<p>"In Clue, once the killer has been discovered, and it's one of the pieces in play, the game becomes a chase. The remaining player turns are rolls to get out of the mansion through the doors in the Hall."</p><p>"The killer tries to catch the remaining pieces and kill them. Secret passages only work if you roll even numbers in that room."</p><p>"The killer rolls twice per turn and cannot use secret passages."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtqloe?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Learn1Thing</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Points Flying Every Which Way
<p>"Taboo - you can play 3 player (cutthroat) Taboo. The rules don't really change but the scoring does. There's a Ref (watching for taboo words), Guesser (can't see the card) & Talker (can see the card)"</p><p>"The guesser and talker will get 1 point each for each successful guessed word. Taboo words are scored 1 point to the Ref."</p><p>"At the end of the round, roles rotate like normal (clockwise). After everyone has two turns "talking", rotate the the other way (counterclockwise). This lets everyone get a turn guessing and talking with each person."</p><p>"I prefer this way because you don't get stuck on a winning, or losing team. Everyone plays with everyone. and there's never a 4th person out."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtm42k?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">ShinLeeMoD</a></p>Roll Out!
<p>"We had a variation on risk where everyone write down their moves and attacks and all the moves and attacks were carried out simultaneously."</p><p>"First the troops were relocated (only able to move one country). Then attacks rolled (once again, you could only attack a neighboring country and if you won, you could occupy it."</p><p>"But you could not keep pressing the attack until the next turn. If 2 or more countries were attacking each other, they all rolled the max number of dice. Ties were then rerolled."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtd8cl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Angrybakersf</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Home Turf
<p>"One rule used for many board games: If someone takes too long with his/her move, anyone can fetch the 3-min hourglass from the shelf and set it on the table. once the time runs out, the move is over, regardless of."</p><p>"Another rule for Scrabble: Any word is valid if you can find it in any book in our library within three minutes."</p><p><span></span>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtn9ep?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Treczoks</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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A Fair Tax
<p>"Every time dad farted everybody else got $100. Monopoly. Small compensation for the nasal assault."</p><p>"Love Dad but Jesus he smells like something crawled up his arse and died."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjtjoql?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">sweepyslick</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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What Really Matters
<p>"Guess who: no questions about appearance."</p><p>"Instead, we ask questions like, 'has your person ever pooped on a train?" or "does your person have strong opinions about fonts?'"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjt7bbd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">ShrekTheHallz</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Ever-Evolving Time Capsule
<p>"Any Game: The winner gets to sign their name and date on the game board or inside the box. It's really fun to look back at all the times you have played with friends."</p><p>"Sometimes people add extra "notes" about what went down too."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0f4k2/what_is_an_extra_rule_your_family_added_to_a/gjts7cs?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">maxxcoo</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_14" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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People Share The Weirdest Rule Their Parents Made Them Follow As A Kid
November 20 | 2020
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When you're a kid, most of the time, adults make no sense. Parents always seem to devise arbitrary reasons to stifle fun under the guise of "safety and concern." Of course the best reason I most often recall is... "because I said so!" That one in particular always seemed a little fishy to me. But if we knew what was good for us, we acquiesced. However, in hindsight, every so often, parents have some weird motivations.
Redditor u/Korn_makes_me_horny wanted everyone to tell us about the times in childhood parents made some "questionable" decisions by asking.... What's the weirdest rule your parents made you follow as a kid?<div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_1"></div>
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Menu Choices
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNDc5NTM2OC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMjg3MTU3OH0.REHzvm12XnCNhN4D3NCAafMRM5CEtmvpKiEquyVrf6M/img.gif?width=980" id="f10b3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="920d3e25901942866aa1590b31e05495" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="480" data-height="480" />GIF by Pop-TartsGiphy<p>Chocolate PopTarts are dessert and therefore can only be eaten on Saturdays. Fruit PopTarts are obviously nutritious and are to be eaten during the week. (There was no healthy option instead of PopTarts.) </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck2696?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">AnarchoNAP</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Be Home
<p>If someone asked me to hang out with them, I had to go (unless it was after curfew or someone my parents didn't like). As an adult I understand that my parents wanted me to be social and wanted me out of the house, but how it felt as a kid was that I needed to give other people what they wanted, my time was not my own, and my feelings always came second to others. Not a great lesson to give your kid. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck2bmu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">daintyladyfingers</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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In & Out
<p>My friend's Filipino mum would only let us play his Sega Megadrive for 15 minutes before literally kicking us out the house and locking the door so we had to play outside. After 2 hours outside she would give us another 15min on the Megadrive.</p><p>I once pooped myself in his driveway because she wouldn't open the door. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck5x4w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Reddit</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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On the Throne
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNDc5NTM3MS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzNjQxMzA3MH0.V1CtADa21wXp8VnDrjzgeqoVL2QfOOlETFHIrjIxaEU/img.gif?width=980" id="b05dd" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="95b619596e7f15714c8046ae3d56e76b" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="384" data-height="350" />king yes GIFGiphy<p>If you farted, you had to sit on the toilet till you pooped. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck7vv4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MorgainofAvalon</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Them 90's Shows....
<p>Grew up in the 90's and 00's my mother would not let us watch king of the hill specifically. when I was about 15 I asked my dad why and he said "besides the fact that it is not funny, I have no idea." </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck83yu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">bluntsportsannouncer</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Same! Any 'adult' cartoons of the 90s and 2000s (Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead - pretty much every vaguely edgy cartoon of the era) was banned for me growing up because my mom hated them. Made me feel really left out when I was young. It still makes me feel left out, because I never ultimately got into any of them so other people think there's something wrong with me.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gcl4rfl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">SoldMySoulForHairDye</a></p>
Wardrobe Malfunctions
<p>My parents were very chill for the most part but they (particularly my dad but sometimes my mom too) would get on a high horse about the most random issues.</p><p>One of them was hats. My parents HATED us wearing hats. Any hats. It was the craziest thing. We really were only allowed to wear them like dress-up clothes and sometimes not even then. Even if it went with our outfit, you couldn't have it on in the house for thirty minutes without hearing one of them snap, "Take that hat off your head!" Going out in public with a hat on was forbidden, unless it was actually snowing. Sometimes, for Christmas and such, relatives would give us hats that they thought we would like, but we were never actually allowed to wear them anywhere.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>One other exception was when we did Little League, of course, a ball cap was part of your uniform. My dad would freak out on us if he caught us with it turned backwards or to the side, because "That is disrespectful to the game of baseball! It is not the way that hat is meant to be worn!" It was the 90s, backward ball caps everywhere, so at the time we felt it was especially lame that we couldn't. When I went to summer camp, I packed a baseball cap and wore it backward the entire time because they finally weren't there to stop me, haha.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gckc84w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">CoffeeWithAndy</a></p>
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Wordplay
<p>Not really the weirdest but the only one I remember: we were allowed to say the word 'a**' but not 'a**hole' because that would make it too inappropriate/descriptive. Still funny to this day.</p><p>Another one is where my dad buys new things and doesn't allow anyone to use them. "Why are you taking your new umbrella out? It'll get wet!" or "Don't wear your new shoes, they'll get dirty!" These are all things he has said before, lol. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck8cnu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">hanes77</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
TV or Not to TV
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Meh?
<p>I wasn't allowed to say, "I don't care" when I was a kid. My parents viewed that as leading to a callous attitude about the suffering of others.</p><p>Of course, the emotional burden of having to care about everything has left me jaded. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck5oab?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">edgarpickle</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck5oab?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"></a><span></span>"Do you want peas or carrots for dinner?"</p><p>"I don't care"</p><p><em>Gets smacked!! </em></p><p><em></em><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gckau9l?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Ancient-Concept4671</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The Greens
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNDc5NTM3OS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MTA3OTQwOH0.kveNRqJ5HGuIdEJwa7sm9aKjPxIvP3CwY6ZbgXjw6QQ/img.gif?width=980" id="c731e" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="12175e0f9f365016809644ccb0631d6e" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="500" data-height="500" />Wet Hot American Summer Cooking GIF by NETFLIXGiphy<p>I was not allowed to mix my salad dressing in with my salad. I had to just hope it coated the leaves while I was eating it. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gckhawq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Different_Number_879</a><span></span></p>in the pocket....
<p>I was not allowed to put my hands in my pockets (unless I was getting something out of them). "Only lazy people put their hands in their pockets..." </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck9w5u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">QuetzacoatlsTears</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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JTT Forever
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The 90's
<p>I wasn't allowed to watch the show Martin because it was full of dirty jokes and bad black stereotypes.</p><p>I could watch In Living Color, however. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck0733?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Stevie-Avail</a></p><p>My parents let me watch in living color with them when I was around 4 years old. Homey D. Clown and the Head Detective defined me. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck6d4o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">rcg90</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Free Dogs
<p>Every morning when I woke up we had to eat a hotdog because my dad worked at the hotdog factory and he got unlimited free hotdogs so basically every meal for my entire childhood was hotdogs. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gcki9l8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">supersecretsecretary</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Superstition
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"Crude"
<p>Watching The Simpsons, ever. I was 10 when it premiered; now, in my 40s, I'm still not allowed to watch it in their house while visiting. The main reason I was always given was "It's so crude!" "Crude" meaning the fact that Smithers is gay and Marge thought of cheating on Homer in one episode in 1990. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gckp3sk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">squishedgoomba</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Clip Clip Here.... Clip Clip There....
<p>Flush my nail clipping (as opposed to just throw then in the trash can). </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck2nmu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Past_Froyo</a><span></span></p><p>Just gonna put it out there that some people, particularly more witchy peeps, are super careful to discard their hair and nail clippings in such a way that it cannot be collected by another person and used against them in like a spell or such. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Idk what your parents reasoning for flushing the nail clippings but just gonna leave this here lol. Oh as a side note, I'd flush those bad boys just to be totally rid of them VS maybe finding one that missed the trash receptacle just laying around randomly one day when I'm sittin' on the throne. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gcl8a3o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">floopyferret</a></p>
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Stay Awake
<p>No sleeping over at a friend's house whatsoever because "little girls shouldn't be doing that", but my mom is a Jehovah's Witness so it wasn't that unexpected along with the no birthdays or holidays rule. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gckd08y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lil_Nanc</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_18" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Girl Crush
<p>I couldn't cut my hair above my shoulders… When my mom found out I was gay, she for bid me from going over to any females house except for the one girl I had a crush on. The girl I had a crush on was Mormon so she knew nothing would happen. She thought I was sleeping with all my female friends even though they were straight. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jvhb1f/whats_the_weirdest_rule_your_parents_made_you/gck6z6h?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Shyanneabriana</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_19" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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After 16
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People Recount The Most Oddly Specific Rules They've Encountered That Someone Was Directly Responsible For
October 21 | 2020
Rules are in place for reason, obviously.
But did you ever think about how they originated?
<p>When Redditor <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ryyi23/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Ryyi23</a> asked, <em><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">"What oddly specific rules have you seen that are probably only there because someone actually did it in the past?"</a></em> Redditors responded with their various anecdotes.</p><p>Examples included a new rule for a company Christmas party where an extra pair of pants were required; and another that forbade roller skates...inside a lab.</p><p>So the next time you're disciplined for breaking the rules, remember there was someone who came before you who may have suffered worse consequences. <br><em><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"></a></em></p>
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Swabs
<p>"In rehab our cottons swabs were taken away because a guy decided to jam one into his eardrum to get sent to the hospital and get painkillers. Every seemingly dumb rule we had in there had a backstory to it."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9ehqpo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">itsvic27</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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When On Zoom
<p>"Since Covid and things going digital, we now have a 'You must wear clothes' rule...and we already had a pretty casual dress code."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9ea54k?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NarrowSeaworthiness8</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Just In Case
<p>"Last year's company Christmas party email specifically stated to bring an extra pair of pants if you will be urinating in the first pair."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9eaofl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">aiyahhjoeychow</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Because Of Drunk Roommates
<p>"I had the same Biology professor for Bio I and II."</p><p>"Because of me, the Bio II power point included a new excuse that wouldn't be accepted for missing/late work: 'My drunk room mates threw it out while cleaning!'"</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9e8pdq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Strive_to_Thrive</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No More Makeshift Roller Derby
<p>"Absolutely no roller skates in the lab"</p><p>"My husband worked for a private lab startup and half the women there did roller derby. The lab was (as many are) a repurposed warehouse with nice smooth concrete floors. One of the women thought it would be fun to skate between machines. She got a lot done but the boss figured osha wouldn't be too thrilled so the sign went up a few days later."</p><p>"You could still wear your skates in the break room."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9dypza?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TheBrontosaurus</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No More Kitchens In The Sky
<p>"On an AirFrance flight from Morocco to Mauritania, the flight attendant gave the safety brief in French at first. My french is not good but my ears pricked up when I heard the words 'feu de camp.' I obviously discounted my translation as misunderstanding the brief until she went into the brief in English."</p><p>"We were given the standard safety brief on all aircraft, but at the end we were specifically reminded that there are to be no cooking or camp fires lit on the plane at any time."</p><p>"Can you imagine your seat mate getting hungry and deciding to start a fire on an airplane to cook up some snacks?!?!?"</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9e78fe?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Filthy_rags_am_I</a><br></p>Fright Mare
<p>"No bouncing balls on city sidewalks .. it scares horses."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9due2m?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"></a><a target="_blank">MagicMushroomFungi</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No Butts About It
<p>"Pharmacy worker here. We have to specify to unwrap suppositories BEFORE insertion. Apparently someone thought the foil was part of it."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9dq2h5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">macyxpress17</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Dough-Not Think About It
<p>"My father's hometown, Marion, Ohio, had a rule that you couldn't eat a donut while walking backwards. If I remember correctly, it had something to do with attracting police horses to lure them away from the police."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9dytox?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">cakeishsnake</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
Not A Plug
<p>"'Do not put 14 rolls of toilet paper in the toilet -Walmart 2019"</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9e5old?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SteveCorpGuy4</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Used Tampon Warning
<p>"In my lease, I had a clause to properly dispose of my used tampons."</p><p>"I asked why and apparently my landlord had a tenant that caused $50,000 of damage because she threw her used tampons into the cabinet under the sink. She rented the apartment for years and there were 3+ years worth of used, bloody tampons in there."</p><p>"The, uh, blood caused a bunch of damage akin to water damage to the bathoom. The floor under the cabinet was rotted through. From bloody tampon storage."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jedkog/what_oddly_specific_rules_have_you_seen_that_are/g9eeytq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">salty-MA-student</a><br></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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