People Describe The Weirdest Things They've Ever Witnessed In New York City
Reddit user real_beary asked: 'People who say "not the weirdest thing I've seen in New York City", what is THE weirdest thing you've seen in New York City?'
New York City is great. As someone who has worked there for the last decade, I love it.
And it truly lives up to it's nickname: it is the city that never sleeps. There's always something cool going on or something fun to do.
Of course, in a city as populous as New York, where things are open for all hours of the night, you're bound to see some strange things as well.
If you've lived or worked in the city for a long time, you may be able to brush off certain weird sights or occurrences. However, even New Yorkers have seen some really weird things.
For me, it was six years ago. I had just started my first full-time job (and my third job in NYC) and was waiting for the subway. A guy runs down the stairs looking completely freaked out, crashes into a couple, knocks them down, gets up without waiting to see if they're alright or even apologizing, runs to the other set of stairs, screams bloody murder at what he saw (there was nothing to actually see, of course), and before anyone could realize what was happening and stop him, jumps down onto the subway tracks.
Then he sees two mice that were on the tracks, screams bloody murder again, and runs away.
He was going in the direction the subway was supposed to come from. The subway took five more minutes before it arrived, so it's possible the guy climbed back up at some other station or something, but if honestly, I have no idea what happened to him.
Some of the other people waiting for the subway looked as freaked out as I felt, but most people just went back to scrolling on their phones or talking to their friends, waiting for their train. To this day, that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in New York City.
Redditors have seen some extremely strange things in New York City as well, and are eager to share their stories.
It all started when Redditor real_beary asked:
"People who say "not the weirdest thing I've seen in New York City", what is THE weirdest thing you've seen in New York City?"
Hold It
"Not as insane as some but one of the most heroic things I’ve ever seen. New Years I’m on the 6 going back to my place at like 2am. Train is pretty full. This girl across from me looks awful. Completely wasted, and she knows it and feels it. Suddenly she flinched and puffs her cheeks out. She stays that way for the next 10 minutes, with her boyfriend rubbing her back."
"They get out at the same station as me, and I see her walk to a trash can and spit out a TON of vomit. She held it all in her mouth the whole subway ride like a goddamned superhero."
– Carols_Boss
Circus Act
"While on the C train headed uptown one morning, a man stood up, reached into his pockets and pulled out three mice, and started juggling them. But once he missed a catch and the mouse fell to the floor, he totally gave up and dropped the other two. The mice ran around until we reached the next stop and they managed to scurry off the train to the platform. The guy had just sat back down like he wasn't just juggling mice he pulled out of his pocket."
– GravyBoatShipwreck
We're The Best
"More a weird but awesome experience."
"Back in the 90s, trip to NYC. Buddy and I wanted to go to the Intrepid museum, no idea what bus to take or anything."
"So, we ask the next bus driver for directions. First - dude looked and sounded just like Jackie Gleason. Nice pair of driving gloves."
"He listens, looks at the 3 other passengers, and says "These boys want to see the Intrepid! Mind if I go off route to get them there?!"
"People are fine with it, and off we go. As he's dropping us at the gate, he says "Can't be having tourists go home and saying New Yorkers suck, boys!""
– Squigglepig52
"This reminds me of being in Times Square for new years back in high school. The cops didn't want to let us in because there were so many people there already, and then one asks, "where ya from?" I said california, and we were on a school trip. He opened the gate and said "here's proof new york is better.""
"Awesome dude."
– Kahzgul
Street Safari
"I was walking over the bridge from Long Island City to Greenpoint and I looked down at the tunnels that lead into Manhattan and suddenly saw an animal come out of the tunnel and it realized it was a zebra. Then another one came out. Then a whole bunch of horses, then an elephant... it turns out when the circus performs in Manhattan all the animal transport vehicles are kept in Queens and they walk through the tunnel to get there an back. So Surreal."
– bakerton
Only With My Parents
"Lived there for 15 years. Almost never saw wild sh*t unless my parents came to visit. One night my dad and I were walking home and we got bumped into by a HUGE bodybuilder looking dude decked out in women's lingerie with his family jewels flopping about. My Dad couldn't stop laughing, like a heard him laughing that night in the other room when I was trying to sleep."
"Then my mom and I were in a pizza joint on the upper west side, and there were 2 little old Jewish ladies (like 90s) having a terrible argument. One of them had what I assume to be her son (60s?) With her and he yelled at the top of his lungs "you should have died in the holocaust!!!" It took a while to convince my mom this was not an everyday occurrence."
– jetjordan
Birdnapped?
"My friend's mom swears she saw a well-dressed business woman throw a jacket over a street pigeon and stuff it in her purse, then just walk away like nothing happened."
"I choose to believe."
– Kin2monkey
"She was probably going to sell it. It's called "flippin' the bird", I think."
– floutsch
Burger To Go
"I have was on the subway in Brooklyn. Guy gets on and starts walking back and forth through the car giving a speech about how he's hungry and would really like some food. After a while, the general ask for food becomes him talking specifically about how nice it would be to have a cheeseburger. After a couple minutes, a woman sitting across from me, digs into the bottom of her giant purse, pulls out a wrapped McDonald's CHEESEBURGER and hands it to the guy. He thanks her without missing a bit or any noticable suprise. Still not sure wtf I witnessed that day."
– cleo42
"What, you don’t carry your emergency cheeseburger on you at all times? I thought this was like, NYC 101 dude."
"/s"
– geckosean
...Holy Sh*t!
"In a cab on 9th ave stuck in traffic and at a red light. Hear some commotion and a guy jumps in the back of the cab with me and yells "Go! Go! They're chasing me!" The driver is unfazed and just gestures to the traffic in front of us and says "Go where?""
"3 deli workers come running up to the cab holding various makeshift weapons that they grabbed from their kitchen. I open my door and hop out while they dive in to the backseat and pull this guy out. They throw him onto the hood of the car behind us. I dove back into the backseat and yanked the door closed. The light turned green, and we got the hell out of there. Cab driver and I had a good laugh about the whole thing."
Talking To Myself
"When I was like 13 I was in McDonalds having lunch with my friends and this lady walks in and gets napkins and ketchup and sits at the table across from us. She lays the stuff out in front and across the table from her, we assume she is waiting on a friend. She starts talking and gets up and walks to the other side of the table and sits down and answers herself. She went back and forth in this conversation for at least 10 minutes when we finished and left."
– marcus_frisbee
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
"The weirdest thing I've ever experienced in NYC was not the typical "people sh*tting in the middle of the street" you may expect to hear (which I have also seen lol)."
"The ACTUAL weirdest experience I had was the time some random guy chased me for about 12 blocks as I dodged between traffic and groups of tourists. I was walking to work and at first I didn't notice him, since I obviously was wearing headphones and actively avoiding making eye contact with strangers. Once I realized he was yelling at me and trying to catch up with me, I naturally began walking faster and trying to ignore him."
"When I was finally forced to stop at a busy intersection, he taps me on the shoulder and starts yelling at me. Turns out he was trying desperately to return my (untouched!) wallet that had fallen out of my pocket! And as he's doing this hugely kind gesture, he's simultaneously berating me for being so careless with my possessions (which, I mean is fair)."
"I also once had someone find me on LinkedIn of all places to tell me I had left a credit card behind at a bar and offer to return it."
"People love to sh*t on New Yorkers, and sure we can be massive a**holes. But New Yorkers can also be some of the kindest a**holes out there. So suck on that, California."
– hellakitchen
Spare Some Cash?
"I was at a McDonald's at like 2am with a friend, and no more than maybe 2 or 3 minutes after walking in, this dude barges into the restaurant tweaking real hard. Spots us and walks right over, spends like 5 minutes telling us something like it's his birthday but he's short on cash and needed $20 to go buy shawarma for his annual birthday celebration. It's so long winded and rapid fire that other people in line with us have stopped their own conversations to look."
"When he is finally done, my friend just says something like "sorry bro but I need this cash to buy a big mac" and this guy immediately loses it. Screams for a few seconds, goes into a squat and slaps the floor a couple times. He runs a lap around the restaurant, jumping up and onto some of the tables, and runs out the door into the night. Couple seconds pass with nobody saying anything. Someone quietly says out loud "Damn, must be some pretty good shawarma""
– chickenyogurt
Pants On Fire
"Guy got on the subway with his pants smoldering. Smoke drifting around him and he's slapping at his thigh area. Naturally everyone turned to look at him. He was like, what you all lookin at?"
– whosevelt
"Lol, happened to my brother once running to catch the train. Two books of open matches rubbing against each other in his pocket. Flames coming out the pocket as he's slapping that sh*t down!"
– Realistic-Drummer565
Costumed
"When things started opening back up in 2021, my friends and I were chilling in Washington Square Park and we saw a man dressed as a rat climb on top of a garbage can."
– Revolutionary-Tiger
"Are you positive that wasn’t just a New York rat?"
– Zogamizer
Get the image of a human sized rat out of my mind, please!
Do you have any "only in NYC" stories? Let us know in the comments below.
People Divulge Which Things Some Folks Fervently Defend That Don't Seem Worth Their Time
Why do we keep standing for things that have proven unworthy?
We as humans are gluttons for punishment sure, but there should be a learning curve by now.
Some aspects of life are just not worthy of our time and energy.
Or some people.
Redditorhippolyte_pixiiwanted to hear about what many of us are wasting life on by championing the obsolete.
"What do people defend so fervently that you can tell they know it actually sucks?"
Ipods. I miss Ipods and still want them back. But I hear we're past them.
It's Over
Relationship GIF by GIPHY Studios OriginalsGiphy"Bad relationships."
KitKat2014
"Trauma bonding is real and so sad."
Weekly-Quality6243
It's All Fake
uncleskeleton
"Sunk cost fallacy. By the time you realise you're further in the hole than you'd intended, you convince yourself that your success is just around the corner."
"Also a read a blog a few years ago about someones adventures through an MLM, from the start to finally getting out and the impression I get is that there is very much a 'fake it till you make it' situation. Yes maybe there are some people who do well in MLM's, but the vast majority that appear to do well are faking it on social media with the goal of recruiting as many suckers as possible to be part of their downstream. Stay well away."
joshi38
It's Round
"Flat Earth nonsense. We watched a documentary about the flat Earthers, and it was obvious that many of the higher profile 'celebrities' in that community no longer believe their bull (if they ever did), but they've invested too much of their lives in it to be able to admit they were wrong, and for some of them, it's become their income source."
EarhornJones
The Grind
"Working super long hours - despite all your talk of ‘grindset,' I know you know it sucks."
"Burn-babies-burn. My dad gets 20 Vacation days a year and brags about not taking them. I'm like bro, that's not a flex but he just doesn't see it that way."
TheFluffersFluffer
"I was like that until about 2 years ago, I'm 28 now. From 19-26 I laughed at people taking vacation days and thought 'How lazy are you that you need to take time off other than your scheduled 2 days?' Well, thankfully I'm not like that anymore as I finally realized loyalty doesn't buy you anything and the business could care less about you."
JD2694
Schemes
Drink Gym GIF by Bucked UpGiphy"Some lady tried to sale my wife and I this supplement or whatever called 'thrive.' It was just some dumb pyramid scheme. Those who buy into it really drive home how great it is, way too extensively."
gould_35g
I tried Thrive. And I don't want to talk about it.
"Don't get me started on those things. If you find a Jeep addict driving a mall-crawler, if you just keep asking them about their mods, they eventually start to crack and barely admit that they made the vehicle a pain in the butt to drive, for off-roading capability that they will never use."
crapgarbage
Soda Brainwash
"The Coca-Cola marketing in Mexico is extremely overbearing. It has been for a very long time. it has gotten to the point where they have convinced Mexicans that Coca-Cola is part of their cultural traditions. To shy away from Coca-Cola is to shy away from your friends, family, and community."
"Basically, they have convinced a large portion of the Mexican people that if they don't like Coca-Cola, then they are odd and/or unethical people. That being said, my Mexican wife refuses to acknowledge that she likes Pepsi better. I've given her Pepsi in a cup without telling her and she has praised how good the 'Coke' was."
"After I reveal that it is Pepsi, she throws it away and claims she didn't really like it. If her family is around, she won't offer Pepsi to them if it's all we have. It's not just Pepsi either. RC and store-brand is the same. If it's not Coca-Cola, then it's an insult to her heritage. The brainwashing is remarkable to say the least."
qwerty4007
'pay our dues'
"Being a 'company man.' At FedEx I met a lot of old men decades deep into their, erm, 'careers' as mail sorters. They seem to think that just because FedEx will throw them a couple cents more per hour every year they stay, that makes hard work and loyalty to the company somehow invaluable."
"Then they freak out at us young guys all the time for not taking the job seriously because we have bills due NOW, not 20 years from now when we 'pay our dues' and eventually get a comfortable wage."
KithMyAirs
Thankless...
"Nursing. Don't get me wrong, those people do a thankless job and deserve a lot of recognition. But my best friend is a nurse and she's told me that 90% of her job is wiping @sses , and a lot of her coworkers are ex-high school mean girls who love to martyr themselves."
jesters_privelage
Apple Life
New York Holiday GIF by Virgin AtlanticGiphy"Living in New York City. Sure, there are all sorts of fantastic things to do… theatre, concerts, comedy, clubs, nightlife, authentic ethnic cuisine… it’s just a shame you can’t afford any of it."
EastCoastExile
Males
"Being alpha males or sigma males. If you ask me it's just means of justifying shi**y behavior and being pretentious."
MundaneConclusion246
"The Sigma male thing is hilarious. A bunch of neckbeards have decided that the coolest man to be is the one without charisma, influence or friends. Like it's some kind of political position to be a complete social outcast, and not something that's forced on them because they're unlikeable."
FatStoic
Beholden
"US healthcare and private insurance. It sucks in so many ways: you are beholden to an employer for your well-being, you get gouged prices, you can’t get care unless approved, it just goes on and on yet people insist that private insurance is somehow worth defending."
liarbility
Rugrats
"Their kids."
New_Horse3033
"Every parent loves their kids. But only parents who truly admit they love their kids can admit to other adults that they can’t stand their kids sometimes. But if you tell your kids you can’t stand them, you definitely don’t love your kids."
sketchysketchist
"I had to scroll down way too far to find this. KIDS."
multiplesneezer
Generations
Working Mothers Day GIF by Libby VanderPloegGiphy"Being a mother. My God I wish women would openly discuss the things they hate about motherhood to better prepare the next generation for parenthood."
LippyWeightLoss
"Not to mention, it’s the woman that usually ends up doing most of the work anyway. If you’re lucky enough to have one with a man that does his equal share it’s STILL a lot on the woman."
KekeSmall
That BTS
"I hope I don't get flagged or banned for this one... but... some of the members of BTS's singing ability is genuinely not good. I'm an army myself and I've been to a live concert but I know they sing along to back tracks and I think some of them lip sync often and those clips are the evidence that fans give when they want to prove their 'talent.'"
"I think most of their popularity is chalked up to a couple of them being talented singers, dancers, rappers and the rest is just how charismatic they are and the kind of content they put out. That said, I think a few of them have improved their singing abilities a ton over the last few years with practice so I really love how seriously they take their career since they really don't need to do that."
pendant_fawn
TV Love
"Their favorite show that nobody else watches."
TheUnblinkingEye1001
"There are so many shows out there, and their popularity is so reliant on communication and adverts that many awesome things are bound to remain unnoticed."
"The few times I tried something that a friend fervently recommended, it ended up being great. Simply, there are too many great things out there to experience them all, so I focus on things tailored to my specific tastes."
BarelyBearableHuman
I'm Fine
"Spanking. I don’t know why people like to die on that hill. Tell them that spanking is bad. And every study that has ever come out says it’s bad. People will die on that hill. The most common being 'I was spanked and I’m fine!'"
cleaning-meaning
Get Up
New York Showtime GIF by Desus & MeroGiphy"The whole 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' mentality. People that want others to suffer only because they once had to suffer is a particular kind of a**hole."
The_Gristle
Somethings are just meant to go by the wayside. Everything can't stay in fashion forever.
Some one night stands are unforgettable.
Unfortunately, the reason a one night stand is memorable is not always great.
Redditor u/DD275 asked was very specific when they asked... "People who had one night stands on September 10 of 2001, what was the next morning like?" And people did actually have stories of trysts that turned tragic.
10. "He was spending the night in Jersey City..."
"Not me but an old friend. He was spending the night with an friends with bee of his in Jersey City (he lived in Brooklyn at the time). Long story short they literally wound up watching everything happen from the roof of her building."
9. "Trapped in the house with two crying women..."
"I used to work with a guy who this actually happened to. He was in DC so the Pentagon bombings were more what he was dealing with. It was apparently an older woman and she immediately called her friend over to commiserate and had put his clothes in to wash so he was trapped in the house with two crying women in front of the tv wearing nothing but a woman's robe."
8. "I woke up first..."
"I woke up first, saw the news, and had to go back into the bedroom to wake her up and tell her what was happening. That moment felt very intense. I had the feeling I had a dire responsibility to choose my words very carefully. We spent the next few days together. Then we dated for a couple of years and got married. We're still married and have a little family."
7. "I would have never been born..."
"Fun Fact: Both my parents were in the military at the time. If it wasn't for 9/11, then they would have never been stationed at the same military base, never have met, and I would have never been born."
6. "My news took a back seat..."
"I actually lost my virginity on Sept 10th 2001. I woke up the next morning excited to tell my buddies about my night. I didnt know about the attacks until I got to school and our teacher was listening to the news...obviously my news took a back seat to the attacks, until lunch time."
5. "She was from NY..."
"I got laid because of the 9/11 attacks. Quite literally i would not have met this woman if not for the attacks. She knocked on my door asking to watch the news because she was from ny and didnt have a tv of her own."
4. "There was a girl on a lot of missing posters..."
"There was a girl on a lot of missing posters back then. She went missing on 9/11 but didn't have any reason to be at the towers. Around 2011, they finally learned that she had a one night stand with a guy who worked in the towers and brought him lunch the next day. Terrible timing. She was from a conservative Indian family so hadn't told them where she was."
3. "Everything turned into a ghost town..."
"I woke up to a phone call from my mom, who didn't know where I was, saying "we've been bombed." I was a teen at the time and thought we were all just going to die. The weirdest part of that day was how everything turned into a ghost town. Driving home. No cars. Everything was closed. It felt like everyone died and I had missed it. I've never felt that same fear since that day."
2. "I'll never forget him..."
We met on 9/10 and he stayed the night at my house. He was a friend of a friend visiting from Seattle. We spent most of the day together in shock, eyes glued to the news. He went back to Seattle two days later and we haven't spoken since. I don't even remember his name but I'll never forget him."
1. "It was awful..."
"Not that awkward. It was awful and the awfulness was very...humanizing. We watched tv and had coffee. Nobody went to work (we were in nyc). We met up later that week. Stayed friends for a while. I just remember how sad it was."
Compassionate 10-Year-Old New York Boy Spends Every Weekend Reading To Homeless Dogs To Help Soothe Them
Ten-year-old Evan B. from Bronx, New York is teaching us a thing or two about being kind and making an immense difference.
Though only ten, Evan is already actively involved in fundraising, community service, and has big plans for his future.
Prior to August, Evan's mom discovered a dog tied to a fence and quickly rescued him and took him to Animal Care Centers (ACC) in the hopes that he would find a home.
Evan's mom checked in with the ACC and discovered not only had the dog successfully been adopted into a loving home, but the Center also had volunteer opportunities her son could be involved in.
One of the programs was Books for Boroughbreds, in which children and teens could sit with the Center's shelter dogs and read to them. This has been proven to help soothe and calm stressed dogs, and even help socialize them for the more important visits made by potential families.
Evan shared:
"I always wanted to work with dogs and I was excited when she told me that I could read to them!"
While talking about his experiences, Evan said:
"The most rewarding experience is when I try to specifically help an at-risk dog and I can almost immediately see the impact and how they react to me reading to them. They start to get calm and quiet and some even fall asleep."
"They will be at the front of the kennel and end up curled up on their beds snoring. That makes me happy because I can tell they are scared and stressed."
"I sometimes bring toys for the dogs I read to as a reward for being listeners, but I end up giving toys to almost all of them!"
Evan's mom started an Instagram page for Evan's adventures at the Animal Care Centers, which can be found at "eb_and_the_pets." On the page, they've shared videos of Evan reading to the dogs, and their calming demeanor as he reads to them, as well as pictures of individual dogs he has met and fundraising items.
Evan shared that he loves doing volunteer work and reading to the dogs and plans to do it long-term. He hopes to be able to interact with dogs more directly in the future and even walk them.
He also has even bigger plans when he's older.
Evan said:
"I want my own rescue one day and hopefully by then New York will be a no-kill state."
Even though he is only ten-years-old, Evan also shared his thoughts on the stigma surrounding shelter dogs that have a prior history, and why everyone should consider saving one of these lives.
Evan explained:
"I think most people think that shelter dogs are not 'good' because they went through things and had bad things happen in their past. They are ALL good."
"All dogs are good — they're just scared and they need love and they just need to know someone is on their side. I am happy to be their friend and I can tell it means a lot to them just by the way they react to me."
"All of the dogs are good they just need love and to be trained."
People were really impressed with Evan's work at the Center and have enjoyed following his adventures on Instagram.
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Evan's mom did a truly wonderful thing when she rescued the dog who was tied to the fence, because he ended up finding a loving home.
But in the process of helping one animal, she was able to help so many more, after she discovered the volunteer program that would change her son's life, and his future.
This Woman's Saga of Rescuing Her AirPod From the Subway Tracks Is an Epic Tale for the Ages
AirPods—Apple's signature wireless headphones—are super convenient.
There are no wires to get tangled, the sound is crystal clear and they feature the sleek, efficient design Apple is famous for.
They're also super expensive and super easy to lose.
New Yorker Ashley Mayer learned that the hard way when one of her AirPods fell onto the treacherous Manhattan subway tracks.
What followed was a saga for the ages.
Ashley thought all hope was lost, but the AirPod was in the same spot the next day.
Jumping onto the tracks wasn't an option.
So Mayer got resourceful.
The mission was on, with only a few hiccups.
Though the feat occurred off-camera, Mayer put a wad of duct tape at the end of the broom to retrieve the treasured AirPod.
It worked!
And though some were divided on whether she should put the subway AirPod back in her ear, she couldn't let her efforts be in vain.
Soon, Twitter showered her with congratulations.
Happy listening, Ashley. You deserve it.
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