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People Explain What They Consider The Lowest Form Of Comedy
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Joking among friends is common behavior–especially if they have history and every individual within their circle knows they can handle the ribbing

We even see this in the entertainment industry where comedians often hold roasts to ruthlessly mock their colleagues, no holds barred.

As long as the recipient is able to handle the mockery while cognizant of all the criticisms aimed at them, regardless of their veracity, can be taken in stride.

But sometimes, comedians, or friends who think they have humorous cred, can go too far.

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People Explain Which Topics They Think Should Be Off-Limits In Comedy
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Comedians are always pushing the envelope when delivering what they think is hilarious on paper.

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People Share The Funniest Place They've Ever Fallen Asleep

Exhaustion can get the best of anyone.

Many people get so busy that they forget about the importance of getting rest. I've fallen asleep in movie theaters, classrooms, and even in busy restaurants.

Redditor u/aimlessecho asked, Where is the weirdest place you've fallen asleep? , and some of the answers were shocking.

10. What if the car started?

"Underneath the car while doing an oil change."

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9. They were doing the job for the doctors

"I fell asleep one time waiting before a medical procedure. They had to wake me up so that I could sign paperwork permitting them to put me to sleep."

TrentJComedy

8. I see this a lot

"on the bus, standin up

in my defense, it was a traffic jam and i hadn't slept the previous night"

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7. Extreme camping

"When I was a kid, like 5 or 6, there was a tree in the front yard I really liked climbing. There was a branch perfectly shaped for little me to lie down on. Early one morning, I woke up and decided to take my sleeping bag up the tree and went back to sleep."

ComplexTheme1

6. Are they still hiring?

"During a job interview. He actually had to shake me awake. Weirder yet, i still got the job."

lizzpop2003

5. This is why you should call out sick

"I volunteered at the local firehouse when I was a teen/early 20's. We got a call one night on the interstate which was a 20 minute drive. Sick me decided to close my eyes thinking I would wake up when the sirens stopped. I woke up when the truck pulled back in the station and turned off with everyone laughing at me."

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4. I would panic if I woke up like that

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"Buddy and I went to an amusement park, roller coaster were the main thing we went for. Then we got in line for one and as we sat down in the seat and got strapped in, a couple got pulled off to the side because they had a camera out. You aren't allowed to film or take pictures on roller coasters where I'm from. So security was called and the ride was delayed.

So I sat there and turn to my friend & say 'Yo Chris, wake me when the ride starts.' I said it as a joke, he laughed, and then I leaned back and closed my eyes. Then I was falling. The coaster has started and I actually fell asleep. I woke up on the first hill but I'm still amazed I actually fell asleep."

Zoahking

3. The dentist was accommodating

"I fell asleep while they were putting my braces in and I kept closing my mouth. They had to put something in my mouth that would keep it open for me. It was actually helpful as I fell back asleep and woke up when they were done.

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2. That's so disappointing! 

"At a Van Halen concert in the 90's. Laid down on the grass in the open seating area. Next thing I knew the concert was over and my friends were waking me up so we could leave."

CharoletteMarsico

1. The Louvre's security must've been asleep too

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"Did a full 7 hours under a marble bench at the Louvre. I was eleven, it was Bastille Day, they had air conditioning."

Grey_Gryphon

People Share Their 'The Universe Is Messing With Me' Moments
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Ever feel like you're having an exceptionally weird day?


Sometimes it feels like that no matter what you do, that the universe is just out to get you. For better or worse, you find yourself in situations that are so unlikely, that some higher power has to have a hand in it.

Redditor u/GhostRxm got people to relive their weirdest days by asking, "What was your 'The universe is messing with me' moment?"

10. What are the chances of getting a bug in your ear?

"I sometimes "play hooky" from work...basically if I need a "mental health day" but can't explain that to my boss, I'll make up some other excuse to call out.

At least 75 percent of the times I've done this, I end up getting sick or injured or something which results in me actually needing to take the following day off work.

Most recent example: I called out one day and claimed I'd been struck by the stomach bug that was going around. The next morning, ready to return to work, I woke up with a goddamn bug stuck in my ear canal and had to go to the doctor to have it removed."

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9. Sounds like a really bad joke

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"Right after moving I was in a car accident on the freeway during rush hour. Backend of my car was crunched. While it was sitting in the parking lot of a collision center waiting to be repaired, a semi backed into the front end. The collision center was right next to a trucking company. When my husband called to tell me what had happened I thought he was joking."

HalloweenPunkin83

8. Double dumped

"While getting dumped, I was shat on by a pigeon."

Flutterphael

"You got dumped twice, dude"

LouSputhole94

"That's a crappy feeling"

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7. Quitting is hard, good for you!

"The evening of my first day without a cigarette in 15 years I came across a full pack of smokes lying on a window ledge. Laughter ensued. I never had found even 1 discarded cigarette before. Nor since."

strangerdaysahead

6. Sometimes, the universe is kind

"Back when I was a kid, I borrowed a CD of my dad's without asking, and it ended up becoming lost. We looked everywhere, but it was never found... Dad scolded me, but worse, as only a dad can do, he would tease me about it. He never forgot, and he made sure that I never forgot either.

Fast-forward ten years: my dad died unexpectedly while at work. Thankfully, the universe (or someone/something) made sure to let us know everything was going to be okay:

After we arrived home from the funeral, my mom, siblings, and I were sitting around in silent shock. It was Christmastime, so my brother thought he'd try lightening the mood by playing some Christmas music. He went into the CD cabinet, and there, sitting right in front, was the missing CD. That CD had been missing for ten years!"

CaptainWisconsin

5. August 2019

"August 2019.

First weekend in August i get mugged and punched on a night out. Lose my phone, wallet, keys

The same weekend my dad and second mum split up after 15 years.

The weekend after my mum goes on holiday. The first night shes away and im watching the dogs. The eldest passes away in the midnight vet as im holding her.

About 3 days before she comes home i get rushed into hospital with supposed sepsis and have surgery. Luckily i was in and out within a week.

The last weekend of August my car breaks down and costs me £300+ in repairs.

I am not leaving the house next August."

Welbeck98

4. There was a glitch in the simulation

"A couple of months ago, I went to the drinking fountain to fill up my water bottle. Except there was no water fountain. I walked away from it, looked around the hallway, and then walked back to the area where the drinking fountain was supposed to be, but it was still gone. Thinking I was crazy, I ended up going back to my office and asking my coworkers if we'd ever had a drinking fountain there to begin with. Of course, they said that there was. I went back to the fountain a third time, and it was there, the same as always."

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3. A surprise was just around the corner

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"Cut off contact with a horrible ex around May of this year and last week I finally decided to clear all of her stuff out of my car. Some clothes and random junk. Got it all bagged up and tossed out. The very next day I turned a corner at the store and there she was. I haven't seen or spoken to her in six months and the day after I try to remove items that remind me of her I almost run right into her."

Spookyscary333

2. No good deed...

"It was my birthday weekend. I helped someone jump start their car in the morning. Later on, LA has the most rain it's had in 6 years, the storm drain near my house get backed up. My house gets flooded, and was the only one on the block to be affected."

MichaelSaurus85

1. You're right: A dog wouldn't do this

"My girlfriend cheated on me last fall which hit me really hard. Took a long time for me to feel ok with myself and gain the confidence to start dating again and trust somebody else. Fast forward to last spring I met this amazing girl and been in a relationship with her for the last couple months and even admitting being in a relationship was a huge step for me. Well, who doesn't call me up five days ago but her boyfriend asking me if I've been with her while he was away working abroad. Conclusion: I'm getting a dog"

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A Starbucks Barista Left The Most Hilarious 'Bridesmaids' Message On Maya Rudolph's Cup
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Maya Rudolph has had a great career in comedy. From a cast member on Saturday Night Live, to comedy movies, to my favorite guest character on The Good Place, she brings humor everywhere she goes.

Though her ongoing legacy may be one of less nuance, if her words are anything to go by.

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