You hear them all the time.
Commonly used expressions or sayings, slogans and catchphrases, reminders in television or internet ads, and they drive you up the wall.
Something about what they're saying, how it's said, or just the repetitive nature can make you wish your ears no longer worked.
Fortunately, the internet exists so we can all share in our auditory misery.
Reddit user, KamuiT, wanted to know what expressions should get in the bin when they asked:
"What is a phrase or saying that you hate?"
Spend enough time online and you'll come across some commonly used expressions that you are absolutely sick of. It's not that they're super offensive or anything, but after seeing them a hundred, thousand times, it might be time to try saying something else.
Now I'm Not Doing It Out Of Spite
"Please like and subscribe."
Autisten1996
"Smash that like button, check out the merch, and consider supporting me on Patreon so you can get the exact same content, but before I bother editing it!"
JADW27
"I could care less"
"NO! It is I COULDN'T CARE LESS"
kennyd612
"I should OF known better cringe"
Hattrick_Swayze2
There's Only One Truth
"That's my truth"
igottathinkofaname
Not to be confused with "The truth".
SaltRocksicle
"Worse, "I know my truth."
"In other words, they're convinced of their own infallibility."
AlterEgoSumMortis
All You TikTokkers On Your InstaTweets
"Tell me you're ___ without telling me you're ___"
PumpkinPieIsGreat
*robotic woman voice on TikTok*
ddh85
It's not the saying itself that might give you a headache, but the way it's being used. Typically, these expressions are used to cover up someone's ignorance or lack of honesty.
Keeping Information To Yourself
"Up to Sale: Up to 80% off" 2 items at 80%, the rest at 50% and less."
oh_no_name
"Save up to 15% or more! Your savings are somewhere within the set of all real numbers!"
ill_Skillz
"I love the weight loss commercials that are like "YOU COULD LOSE UP TO TWENTY POUNDS OR MORE IN THE FIRST WEEK""
"So what is it you a--holes? Up to 20 pounds? Or more than that?"
Spiderbubble
They're Doing A Job. Compensate Them As Such.
"Not all heroes wear capes"
"It's been getting on my nerves lately. It's been overused."
WhichWayzUp
“You’re doing gods/the lords work”
josey__wales
We're Not All Scientists And That's The Point
"Do your own research!"
"People suck at doing their own research that's why we trust experts."
IFeelSorry4UrMothers
"Do your own research [on COVID]"
"Yeah, I'll just pop down to the virology lab in my basement and toss some samples into the centrifuge. Everyone has their own virology lab, right?"
TheBelhade
And then there's these, the true definition of "ear-achingly bad." Hearing these can make you immediately zone out of a conversation, hang up the call, and never speak to that person again.
Maybe not that far, but it'll certainly feel like it.
We're Living In A Time Of Condensed Pop Culture
"I'll start:"
"I hate the phrase on the radio that says "80s, 90s, and Today!'"
"Today has been 23 years now."
KamuiT
Let's Normalize Not Saying "Let's Normalize"
“Let’s normalize…(insert something that’s already normal to do)”
Hawaiiliving43
"Lets normalize driving cars and eating food"
AliceP00per
"let's stop normalizing....thing that's normal but they just don't like"
RUfuqingkiddingme
Parental Nicknames...Ugh...
“Hubby” and “preggers”
Burrito_Loyalist
"When parents refer to their kids as "my littles". It's in EVERY mommy blog. Just call them your kids! I don't even have kids and it annoys me so much."
violent_delights_9
Wait For It...
“No offense but…(insert offense)”
Nice-Advertising-551
"Usually when someone says no offense, what follows is some rude remark. The term pretty much means nothing"
Whenindoubtpinkyout3
Best Regards
"Hope this email finds you well."
personofinterest18·
Backhanded Compliments
"you do you"
"People say it like it's a positive note to end a discussion, when really it's the most backhanded comment of "I think you are doing this wrong, but whatever"
Drawn-Otterix·
Caveman
"Look who came out of their cave!"
Old-@ss-enthusiasm·
No Thanks
"Anything about paying your dues. This was said a lot when I was in unpaid internships that asked way too much of me while I was also a full time student and working part time. Being paid in experience doesn’t cover my groceries."
alistofthingsIhate
Round of Applause
"Clapback."
"I like the idea, but the word just sounds gross to me."
Avicii_DrWho
It's okay to fall back on easily understandable expressions to get across your point. Maybe do a little consideration once in a while so you don't always say what everyone else is saying. It might seem hard at first...
but whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Ew.
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Fearless Deer Just Casually Chills At Lake Michigan Beach Surrounded By Amazed People Like It's NBD
A beach full of people at Saugatuck Dunes State Park in Michigan got an unlikely surprise over 4th of July weekend when a deer decided to join in the fun.
According to witnesses, the brazen deer just casually sauntered over a sand dune and down to the water's edge to take a dip in Lake Michigan on a hot summer's day like everybody else on the beach.
Deer are often adventurous when it comes to wandering into areas populated by people, but this deer took it to the next level.
Stunned families soon pulled out their phones to capture photos and videos of their new beach buddy as he went about his business.
Deer enjoys a day at the beach on Lake Michigan www.youtube.com
And just to show the ultimate chill, the deer even went over to a young girl sitting in a beach chair nearby and started licking her leg, much to her surprise and delight.
The young buck even let people close enough to pet it and play with it (although neither is recommended).
Metro Detroit family joined by friendly deer while vacationing in Saugatuck over the holiday weekend. https://t.co/DhDDClbwkR— WXYZ Detroit (@WXYZ Detroit) 1562630265.0
Only in Michigan! 🦌🏖 Detroit mom Kathleen Kennedy Ferris captured this video of her kids playing with a deer on a… https://t.co/jZhu41TXyL— Detroit Free Press (@Detroit Free Press) 1562674085.0
The deer reportedly stuck around the beach for roughly 30 minutes before calling it a day.
But he certainly made an impression on social media.
@6abc That is So AWESOME 🤗 WOW— Mrs. James (@Mrs. James) 1562679554.0
@6abc Ha! This so cool— Chef Val (@Chef Val) 1562642371.0
@MLive Deer wants to know why y'all at his beach? Also... where are the snacks?— sekhmara (@sekhmara) 1562596632.0
The deer apparently has become a regular, with the locals naming him "Jim."
@Cardina1_Girl @Robb_R9 @MLive Apparently he’s been coming down regularly and he has been named “Jim.”— Oceana Lizard (@Oceana Lizard) 1562633726.0
@MLive Quick! Someone get my man a bud light! 🍺 #DeersGetThirstyToo— Mark E King (@Mark E King) 1562619646.0
@SHSTrackandXC @freep Yeah that is Jimmy!— SaugatuckTrack&Field (@SaugatuckTrack&Field) 1562690295.0
@freep He’s a regular in the Saugatuck Dunes State Park and @feltmansion area over here...he’s hangin’ here with th… https://t.co/zTdwrNGRrW— Cory LaLonde (@Cory LaLonde) 1562695966.0
Of course there were also those who were skeptical of Jimmy's health, with many wondering if the deer is suffering from Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD), a disease similar to Mad Cow Disease that affects the brains of deer and elk.
@MLive Any deer acting this irrationally and as thin as that, I would suspect CWD.— jwrwork (@jwrwork) 1562617982.0
@MLive Sadly, the first thing that came to mind was the animal is suffering from CWD. Some symptoms include lack of… https://t.co/vBTo0uvj5g— Dennis (@Dennis) 1562675421.0
The Michigan DNR said they would be keeping tabs on the deer for the time being, and issued a warning to the public, saying:
"At this time, we plan to monitor the situation with the deer. Should it begin to exhibit aggressive behavior, we would consider immobilizing and relocating the deer. We ask that park visitors refrain from feeding or approaching the deer as this is a wild animal that could act unpredictably."
Deer can carry ticks with illnesses like Lyme disease that pose a serious threat to humans, so if you encounter a deer in the wild it's probably best to just let it do its thing.
With his complete lack of fear of humans, it's unclear what Jimmy's future will entail, but he certainly gave the internet something to smile about.
We Can't Help But Love This Young Internet Legend Who Memorized Some Random Ribbon Dance From YouTube
An aspiring young ribbon dancer impressed his sister Tori Crosby from St. George, Utah, so much she had to share him with the world.
She filmed her brother twirling around his makeshift dancing arena, painting the atmosphere with two "ribbons" trailing his every move.
The pre-teen had learned the routine from a YouTube clip, which you can see simultaneously streaming from the sister's iPad in her lap.
But his coordination is surpassing expectations because of his ability to overcome physical odds.
Tori posted the video on Twitter, describing her instant reaction to her brother's skills.
"my brother started doing a ribbon dance and i looked down at the ipad and was shook lmao."
my brother started doing a ribbon dance and i looked down at the ipad and was shook lmao https://t.co/JsoO1Ckiop— tori crosby (@tori crosby) 1561345351
The proud sister mentioned in a followup tweet that her brother has cerebral palsy and constantly amazes the family with his talents.
the cool thing about this is he has cerebal palsy and is in special ed and outside programs to help with his brain… https://t.co/gqNqtZ5ahd— tori crosby (@tori crosby) 1561421538
The kid's charisma is infectious.
Crosby couldn't resist sharing another adorable clip of him dancing along to "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride" from Disney's Lilo & Stitch soundtrack.
but for real how could u not love him?? https://t.co/flaqQtCvc5— tori crosby (@tori crosby) 1561527245
He is stealing hearts on the internet.
@victoriacrosby_ @MaryCro81874082 Ugh, so graceful 😩😭😭😭 I love it!!!— Jasmyn (@Jasmyn) 1561531011
@victoriacrosby_ He is very very intelligent. He is blessed 🙏🏼— Sheriff Yussif (@Sheriff Yussif) 1561551103
A trade secret is revealed.
@nicholasleung16 @RickyShucks yes 😂 he lays it out on the ground and measures it until it’s perfect. we got him rib… https://t.co/dUwh1gmN9o— tori crosby (@tori crosby) 1561427524
Crosby's tweet went viral, with over 633k likes.
His online fame also inspired others to share their stories.
@victoriacrosby_ My little brother had cerebral palsy and was completely wheelchair bound. This is so beautiful and… https://t.co/IzNA1pVohx— BlackBettye (@BlackBettye) 1561435090
@Baldisbetter @victoriacrosby_ I believe in the process of losing one ability you are blessed with another. It hap… https://t.co/EauvON6iwC— Grace Under Fyah (@Grace Under Fyah) 1561489162
@victoriacrosby_ Awesome, so glad to see that he is not letting CP take over what he believes he can do, I have cer… https://t.co/boBkOBBK30— Tieka_luv (@Tieka_luv) 1561496905
People with various disorders are proving they are capable of so much more than some assume.
@victoriacrosby_ A lot of the kids I teach in my Spec Ed classes are nonverbal and can memorize complex instruction… https://t.co/p1K7knyKPM— sadie sadie, critical thinking baby (@sadie sadie, critical thinking baby) 1561483737
@victoriacrosby_ My daughter has Autism and is non verbal she listens to the same few songs on YouTube and can sing… https://t.co/yitWpvRja8— 👽♊️TheGgoddess (@👽♊️TheGgoddess) 1561467657
@victoriacrosby_ I’ve honestly seen some of the most talented people I’ve ever seen in special ed tbh— Meech💰 (@Meech💰) 1561437657
@victoriacrosby_ My grandad has CP& is a literal maths genius. Having a disability stops absolutely no one! Hope so… https://t.co/8hVwXUp03b— Tyra (@Tyra) 1561479880
Having cerebral palsy doesn't mean they behave any differently than their siblings.
@victoriacrosby_ My little brother has cerebral palsy also! Totally doesn't stop him from being a pain in my ass though— lina ⁷ ♡ minecraft men (@lina ⁷ ♡ minecraft men) 1561461702
Mom gets a shout out here.
@RickyShucks @victoriacrosby_ @nicholasleung16 I appreciate this video and your brother in all its beauty. He’s ama… https://t.co/v9d89Fu526— Carly (@Carly) 1561476987
@victoriacrosby_ @lovelymari_1 Somebody gettin disciplined in the background— UNFORGIVABLE YOUTH (@UNFORGIVABLE YOUTH) 1561434785
The kid continues earning perfect 10s across the board.
@victoriacrosby_ @ashleighhmc love seeing things like this, makes my cyc heart happy— em (@em) 1561493424
@victoriacrosby_ I’m going to cry😭😭😭😭I’m so proud of him— SephYaFave💖 (@SephYaFave💖) 1561504981
@victoriacrosby_ Best thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks for sharing how your brother adds light to your life as this added light to mine. 💜— Andie (@Andie) 1561514713
@victoriacrosby_ REAL TEARS!!! 😭— catina (@catina) 1561506908
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), Cerebral Palsy is a group of disorders that impairs one's physical mobility and affects the ability to maintain balance and posture.
CP is caused during brain development or by brain injuries in infancy and is a common motor disability in childhood.
Depending on which areas of the brain are affected, one or more of the following movement disorders can occur: stiff muscles (spasticity), uncontrollable movements (dyskinesia), and poor balance and coordination (ataxia).
For more information, you can go to the Cerebral Palsy Alliance website and contribute a donation for further research.
The organization aims to fund for the most "promising research projects for cerebral palsy" in the U.S. and helps support CP Registers and Surveillance Programs.
This Man Just Bought The Entire Town Of Hell, Michigan And Renamed It To Protest A Trump Policy
News recently broke that the Trump administration had contacted its embassies around the world and banned them from flying rainbow flags in honor of PRIDE month, prompting swift backlash from LGBTQ individuals and their allies online.
Of all the people to defy the White House's decision, however, YouTuber Elijah Daniel may have made the most dramatic gesture.
Vice President Mike Pence confirmed reports that American embassies had been banned from flying the pride flag on t… https://t.co/AWq9VMdTSb— USA TODAY (@USA TODAY) 1560258900
In response to the President's mandate, Elijah Daniel straight up bought the town of Hell, Michigan and renamed it Gay Hell, Michigan.
ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags. so as of today, I am now t… https://t.co/bcbxos4C2r— elijah daniel (@elijah daniel) 1560801839
Gay Hell, Michigan (formerly Hell, Michigan) is a real town in Michigan occupied by 70 people and taking up about 5 acres of land.
It was listed for purchase for $900,000, which apparently seemed like a great price to Daniel.
@elijahdaniel/Twitter
Don't believe it? Elijah took pictures as evidence of his new purchase.
@elijahdaniel/Twitter
This isn't the first time Elijah has found himself in charge of Hell.
He previously became mayor of the town for a brief period of time.
As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell. https://t.co/J7fuaLnFKV— elijah daniel (@elijah daniel) 1504120643
@MikelleStreet @elijahdaniel He was mayor, then impeached. Now he bought the whole thing.— Alexander Chee (@Alexander Chee) 1560813639
Elijah can't wait to spread the word about Gay Hell.
His first order of business?
Ban all flags EXCEPT for rainbow PRIDE flags.
Gay Hell, Mi has everything. A library, a place to lock your love in Gay Hell, and even a WEDDING CHAPEL TO GET GAY… https://t.co/QtL3KgxfC2— elijah daniel (@elijah daniel) 1560801942
@elijahdaniel @missmayn this guy gets it https://t.co/DFDAOAWXJ0— shauna (@shauna) 1560804398
People were amazed at the lengths Elijah went to to make a point.
@elijahdaniel the absolute power of this wow— Maxx Danziger (@Maxx Danziger) 1560807747
@elijahdaniel Truly in awe of you.— Alexander Chee (@Alexander Chee) 1560812538
A lot of Twitter users were packing their bags and getting ready to move to Gay Hell.
@elijahdaniel suddenly i’m moving— Jessie Paege (@Jessie Paege) 1560831090
@elijahdaniel literally hiring movers as i type out this tweet see u soon— Scott Hoying (@Scott Hoying) 1560809956
Of course, the only person whose opinion of Gay Hell really mattered gave the town his approval!
@elijahdaniel This is going to stroke a real eruption in tourism. People will be coming for days, weeks even.— The Church Of Satan (@The Church Of Satan) 1560816153
The implications of having Gay Hell right here on Earth could be far-reaching and profound...
@elijahdaniel If Mike Pence steps foot in this glorious town he spontaneously combusts.— Adam Best (@Adam Best) 1560809751
If this doesn't send a message to the White House, nothing will.
Someday, we'll all look back on Gay Hell, Michigan and question whether it really happened.
But it did.
It really really did.
@elijahdaniel I can confirm that this actually happened— SAM F (@SAM F) 1560802483
If you want to send your own message, you can display your PRIDE for one low price and get a "3 x 5 Feet Gay Pride Rainbow Flag with 10 Pack Pride mini Flags on sticks," available here.
You can also declare your RESISTance with this t-shirt while also supporting Pride Live! and the 50th anniversary of Stonewall, available here.
RESIST Pride Live! teeHEARSAY/by NIHLO
No one likes receiving robocalls. They're annoying, they weird you out, and many of these calls are trying to siphon you for your personal information.
That's how identity theft happens, people.
Thanks to YouTuber Jim Browning, we can enjoy seeing a scam call center get its comeuppance. Browning gained access to a scam call center based in Kolkata, India, and exposed their unorthodox practices after accessing their webcams.
In the video below, Browning shows the scammers obtaining a list of numbers belonging to people who were scammed previously. These people are likely to be scammed again, this time by offering a refund for "services" provided during the first scam.
The call center is shown. A scammer carries his laptop around a small office. Operators are seen and heard explaining how to install software that will give them access to their victims' computers.
As soon as the scammers gain access, they show their victims a phony bank statement to show that a "refund" for the unwanted services has been initiated.
The catch: The "refund" is a larger amount than intended and the victims are instructed to pay the difference.
In one instance, scammers are seen activating the webcam of a victim, collecting photos of her family, and attempting to delete her files.
In another, a scammer instructs a victim to transfer money to him, convincing the victim that talking to their bank about the transaction would be foolish because the bank is in on a scam. (The nerve of these people.)
Browning reports the scam call center to local authorities after using the scammers' IP address and wireless network to pinpoint an area that is nearly their exact location.
He also manages to intercept the scammers' robocalls, replacing their calls with a message that these calls are, in fact, a scam.
Watch this hero at work:
Inside a scam call center www.youtube.com
Browning's video has taken off and many are responding with praise for his hard work.
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Even better: One of Browning's followers offered to followup with the relevant authorities.
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Take steps to protect yourself from phone call scammers.
Check your caller ID, block incoming numbers on your cell phone or download a call screening app to fight robo spammers and telemarketers.
You'll thank yourself later.